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Shatter

By: Tuxedo Rainbow

Era: Crystal Millennium, 8/23/3006

Events of the Infinite Crisis of the Suburban Senshi are shown to Neo-Queen Serenity. What happens next?

“Is it time?” she asks me.

I nod.

A thousand years has passed since the Crisis occurred. I, Tuxedo Rainbow and my wife, Sailor Terra, were not there to help. We fled to our own dimension and waited. Neo-Queen Serenity was, but somehow, she forgot all about her struggle. We came to Crystal Tokyo to show her what had happened, and see for ourselves what went on in that dark hour.

As usual, the Queen was busy with royal duties. She was trying to make more planets with senshi. Expand her power, as it were, to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.

The other royal princesses were not there. Even Pluto was absent.

“We have something to show you,” I told her.

“Pluto told me you would come,” the Queen replied, “but I do not want to see it. That day… brings back so many bad memories. So many changes, so much loss…”

“But you must,” Terra replied.

The Queen sighed.

“My time is precious,” she responded, “but if you must, then show me what must be seen.”

I pulled out the device. It could allow travel to any time, any dimension. We set it for August 23^rd, 2006, dimension SS1-STM1... And allowed the events to unfold.

“If you wish to comment, do so,” I replied.

“We will help you,” Terra responded.

The Queen nodded, and waited for the events to unfold…

Dimension SS1-STM, August 23^rd, 2006

PREFACE

The Multiverse.

To an observer looking down upon it, it resembled a trillion trillion trillion

Tux: Way to many to count, trust us.

soap bubbles shimmering against the light, constantly frothing and subdividing, spreading out, ever growing as every decision ever made by anyone anywhere increased its size and complexity, every new action spawning a billion new words of potential alternative outcomes.

Terra: But, that is the way of things.

For over ten billion years this process of growth had been occuring. Until now.

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The multiverse was contracting. At first the process had been slight, and barely perceptible to It Which Watched. But the bubbles, so usually dividing, were recombining. At first slowly, but now with a rapid pace. Realities were colliding, merging, or just popping out of existence.

Terra: Like soap bubbles.

The chaos of the last 10 billion years had finally strained things to their physical limit. Now it was Order's turn, all of creation rebelling against the pressure, pruning, simplifying, reducing things down to a simpler state of being. That, however, did not mean things would happen smoothly, or peacefully. Far From it. Everywhere, turmoil had been unleashed. The hidden fears, desires and wants of all sentient life had begun to bubble to the surface, driving forward change. It was an instinct not far removed from that of salmon struggling to spawn uphill.

Tux: Not that we’ve seen it, mind you…

Those in power, or in the right place at the right time, had simply begun to act. In any other time, in any other place, they would have questioned their actions, looked before they leaped... but not now, not when the drive towards homeostasis of creation was pushing them forward. For it was not the time of Reason any longer. It was the Age of Crisis.

Take our universe.

Tux: Please.

Terra: It’s on sale, cheap.

Setsuna Meioh, becoming sick of it all, throwing her Garnet Orb into the Time Gate and smashing it open, fusing 31st Century Tokyo with it's 1000 year younger counterpart.

NQS: Darn you, Setsuna.

Aino Minako, not thinking properly, firing a powerful meson beam at Galaxy Cauldron, hoping to get her husband back.

NQS: Wasn’t I there, long ago?

Tux: I think so.

hino rei.bot, detonating powerful energy over the Earth 65 million years ago.

Hino Rei, giving into her desire to run things The Way She Knew They Should Be Run, and staging a military coup on the Capitol

Terra: And another coup.

Mizuno Ami, tired of living with the title of "Weakest Senshi", trying to take the Imperial Capitol by force.

NQS: So many forces upon the Capitol.

Elios, wanting to start a Hip Hop Empire.

Tux: As Neptune.

Terra: Which in itself is odd.

Chibiusa, deciding it was time for herself to come into power and damn the consequences

NQS: Chibi-Usa?

Jedite, fulfilling his long-standing dream of Empire from 10,000 years ago.

NQS: Darn it. That’s a lot of people.

Professor Tomoe, bored and looking for something fun to do.

Tux: What, he was tired of playing Twister?

Now, someone watching events on Earth of this time might say, "Why here? What's so special about THIS planet of all planets?" To that let me say this. Everyone knows Metallia, Wiseman, Mistress 9, Neherenia and Galaxia were agents or avatars of Chaos.

NQS: Or Sailor Chaos. Your call.

They fulfilled a needed role in the balance of the universe. But what was _their_ balance? The force of order, of light. And who were the agents of light? The Sailor Senshi and friends, along with Usagi, the very avatar of Light herself. What do you think gives the Ginzuishou its fantastic power? The very force that opposes Chaos. The Light of Order.

NQS: I am the light.

So yes, there was madness all over the universe. The Rann-Thanagar war. Daleks vs. Time Lords. Eddorians vs Arisians. Undertaker vs. Kane.

Tux (as JR): Ah, my gawd, it’s Kane!

Terra: We watch too much WWE.

But it was here, on Earth, the fragile world held together by the dreams of a mentally deficient but pure-hearted clutzy girl named Usagi where everything would change forever.

NQS: Yes, I know I was klutzy.

For there were two major crises facing Earth in the beginning years of the 21st Century. One was the local concern of saving the Earth by stabilizing Usagi's wish and hope for it to survive, by preserving her body from the sword of Galaxia. The other was to stabilize the universe so that Earth would have someplace to live. And for that, the one being least unchanged through the four major timelines would be needed. Artemis the cat.

All: Artemis?

"Say WHAT?!" Artemis exclaimed in a panic, hearing the narrator.

You cannot hear me.

Tux: Like Hell I can.

"The hell I can't!" Artemis protested, perched on some rubble in the midst of the remains of Ten' Aino house, which had been brought down by a psychotic android that looked like blue-haired Sakura in a Gothic Lolita Dress*

Terra: There goes a home.

* See Android "April" from Coyote Ragtime Show.

Fine.

"So who are you?" Artemis asked, looking around, confused.

That Which Watches.

Tux: A Watcher.

"Ooohkay..." the cat sighed. He'd seen enough wierdness the last few days. "So why do you need me?"

"Because," Haruka said, getting up, her eyes strangely glowing with the power of the Glow, "There are four universes, right, and you're the one who's least changed in them all."

Terra: Okay… that would be weird.

Tux: But true.

"Haruka?" Artemis asked, confused. Unlike everyone else, Haruka had chosen to ignore the goings on, figuring that things would take care of themselves. Even as the house had exploded around her, she had sat in her comfy sofa watching Wrestling and drinking beer.

Tux: She always does that. Nothing new here.

"Don't ask me how I know this s[BLEEP]t," Haruka explained, idly waving an unfinished copy of the Suburban Senshi World Guide around.

Terra: Calling Dr. Xadium. Guide needed, stat.

"But there's like four main universes. Like, to make it simple, lets call one 'Manga', one 'Anime', one 'Live Action' and one 'Reality Prime' which is ours."

Tux: PGSM as a universe? What has the world come to?

Artemis sat down on his haunches, just looking and blinking.

Haruka continued on, idly sipping her beer. "Reality Prime here seems to have events from all three other universes all smooshed together. So everyone here has like, for lack of a better word, 'the taint' of the other universes f[BLEEP]ing up their aura. That's why they're doing stupid s[BLEEP]t, because they're being pushed and pulled along with the rest of the universe."

Terra: Like magnets. Giant magnets.

Artemis nodded, watching some Mandroids get diced to pieces by Daimon-Youma, then the victors being shredded by vulcan cannons mounted on Mizunomics Gundams, then those Gundams being shot to pieces by Martian warships.

NQS: So, this is true war…

"But, what can we do?" Artemis asked. "And why am I special?"

"Because the worst change that ever happened to you was that you became a plushie," Haruka continued, flipping through the book, reading. "Everyone except Luna and you had their names changed. Luna became a Pedo Plush in Live Action-verse. A little human girl with a messed up personality."

Tux: Not that we’ve seen PGSM, mind you.

Terra: But we’ve read about it.

"That happened here too, after Usagi hit her with the Ginzuishou by mistake trying to hit Setsuna." Artemis nodded. "But I was a plush too?"

"Out of everybody, your personality stayed the same mostly," Haruka continued. "So you're the key to stabilizing everything, even if you did have the voice of Inu-Yasha that one time."

"Oh GOD a DOG..." Artemis shuddered. "But wait, why are YOU not affected?"

"Because I'm a lazy motherf[BLEEP]er who can't be bothered with s[BLEEP]t in my retirement. Ambition is Zero. I got my beer, my TV and my woman. What the f[BLEEP]k more do I need?"

Tux: A woman to marry.

NQS: Michiru.

"To marry that woman?" Artemis asked dimly, echoing the sentiments of, like, every Suburban Senshi fan Ever.

"F[BLEEP]k off", Haruka replied, paling significantly. "Just, like, come with me so we can umm..." She looked through the book again. "Harmonize the divergent potentialities into a coherent vibratory wholistic integration matri--"

Haruka threw down the book and pointed to the heavens. "What the f[BLEEP]k is this technobabble bulls[BLEEP]t?!"

Tux: Just some leftover Star Trek stuff.

A booming voice answered "Just throw the damn cat at them."

"GAH!" Artemis yelped.

Tux: And so, it begins…

The Second Coming

Turning and turning in the king-sized sheets
The next door neighbor cannot read her book;
The bed falls apart; the boxspring cannot hold;
Happy screams are loosed upon the world,
The held back tide is loosed, and everywhere
My ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all sanity while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity upstairs.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! OH YES! YES! YESSS!

NQS: And once again, Minako messes up a saying.

Artemis growled. "Minako, this is why we let HOTARU quote Yeats and not you."

Minako sighed. "Artemis it's not my fault she was kidnapped before this thing started."

"Just... Nevermind," Artemis muttered, getting back to the tale and ignoring this preface which the crisis thankfully retconned immediately thereafter*.

* Too bad you've already read it, eh?

Tux: Yes, we have.

PART ONE

"Just throw the cat at 'em, huh?" Haruka belched and nodded, bending down and looking Artemis eye to eye.

"Uhh--" Artemis began, but was cut off when Haruka roughly grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, trying to pick him up.

Instinctively, Artemis twisted around and bit Haruka on the hand. Hard.

Tux: Ow.

Terra: Rabies!

"OW MOTHERFU[BLEEP]KER!" Haruka yelled, batting Artemis aside and flailing excitedly. "Are you a f[BLEEP]ing VAMPIRE OR SOME s[BLEEP]t?!"

Terra: I am. Blah!

Artemis landed on his feet, hissing, back arched. "What the heck is WRONG with you, don't you know how to treat pets?!"

Haruka shook her head. "When I was a kid all my pets died. Mom never let me have anything with a spinal cord."

Tux: And we wonder why.

Artemis fumed, "Well I can SEE why. God help you if you adopt an infant." He took a moment to scratch behind his left ear with his hind leg, a cute move that totally evaporated the gravity of his lecturing tone.

Haruka opened her mouth to reply, but the bite to her hand started to throb. It became an overpowering sensation, her head swimming with the pulse of blood rushing through her body.

Holy crap, she thought. What if Artemis really was a vampire cat?

Terra: Perish the thought.

Haruka looked at her hand, thoughts winding back to when she had last been bitten on the same spot, by a Tsetse fly.

It had been years ago, in Africa. She had gone to South Africa to participate in an A1 Motorsport rally, with Michiru in tow. The other senshi were still in Tokyo, fighting Neherenia.

NQS: How convenient.

Tux: And we were not there.

But Neherenia's battle had been worldwide, against all Senshi. She had dispatched Zircon to create an illusory slice of Tokyo, a dreamland, and brought the inner senshi there, with the hopes of killing them and the outers in one stroke. The inners had been fooled into thinking they had infiltrated the circus, and then had been caught, Minako so deep in the illusion she was even unable to transform.

Terra: That was in the anime or the manga?

Tux: Not sure.

But then Haruka and Michiru had arrived to save the day, along with Hotaru. Sure, it made no sense. Hotaru was still an infant. But at the time--like with any dream-- logic went out the window.

NQS: Good bye, logic. (NQS tosses something out the window)

They even managed to "beat" the enemy, sinking deeper into the dreamworld. They would have been lost forever had not a Tsetse fly bitten Haruka hard on the hand and awoken her. A few pokes to Zircon's Eye with the Space Sword, and the little brat hightailed it back to Tokyo, the inners managing to follow in tow. By the time Haruka and Michiru had made it back to Tokyo, Usagi had already sealed her up in the light of the new moon.*

* This reconciles the Anime and Manga versions of the Dead moon Conflict. The Manga version is trumped by the Anime.

Tux: Anime trumps all. End of story, for now.

The happenings of the manga that conflict are officially a result of Neherenia's dream machinations. Recall that SubSen establishes the SuperS season happened worldwide over the course of the eclipse, taking no more that one realtime day.

Terra: How nice.

"Man you bit me so hard my f[BLEEP]ing brain hurts," Haruka protested, feeling her head.

Artemis blinked as he looked at Haruka again, his eyes shifting from blue to green to blue to green. It seemed like Haruka had become horribly out of focus, and then crystal clear once again.

"Anyway, we need to get to the Palace," Haruka pointed out, looking over the fire-lit city, the streets filled with smoke and the sounds of car alarms going off, mandroids, gundams and daimon-youma battling it out under the light of the gleaming Crystal Palace while Earth's second moon, the Pimp Star, loomed overhead.

Terra: Star Wars reference.

Tux: Just like Elios to call his warship that.

"So transform and do the roof-leaping thing," Artemis said tiredly.

"I would," Haruka replied, pointing to the skyline, where a crashing Martian battlecruiser scraped the tops of buildings, cleaving the top floors off others and spinning out of control into Tokyo Tower, destroying it for the 5th time that night-- "But there aren't any roofs LEFT".

Tux: D’oh.

Terra: And once again, Tokyo Tower falls… I know that’s an anime rule somewhere.

"So we walk?" Artemis suggested, hopping on Haruka's shoulder.

"Walk my ass," Haruka answered, pointing to downtown Azabu. "We need a damn car. And Neko took mine."

"So where are we going!?" Artemis complained, as Haruka broke into a run.

"Mo's got a car," Haruka replied, making for "Mo's Tavern."

Tux (as Homer Simpson): Howdy, Mo.

MO'S TAVERN, NEXT TO CROWN GAME CENTER

"Holy s[BLEEP]t," Haruka whispered, not daring to move. There, under the moonlight, under the scant remains of the ravaged roof, Furuhata Motoki sat, cash in hand, ready to pay a furry cosplayer to re-enact Monica Lewinsky's finest hour.

Terra: Bad mental image, that.

Tux: I am so blind right now.

"He's going to have that Platypus fe--" Artemis coughed, not daring to complete the thought."HEY!" the cat yelled, sending the fur running.

Tux: Run, cosplayer, run.

"Huh?" Motoki asked, his voice hollow and empty, eyes so dead. He turned his head to look at the source of the yell. A small white cat with large blue eyes. Or were they green? Such large eyes, such innocent eyes. Oh, they were so large, so innocent, just like Reika's. Oh god, Reika. She reminded him of back when the world was so pure, so clean, back before he had had to resort to giant cosplayers trying to make it as giant skunks to bring him pleasure.

Tux: Enough of that, let’s move on, shall we?

Gazing into the cat's eyes, falling back into his memories, Motoki rememebered how Reika had phoned him from the town of f[BLEEP]ing Austria.

Tux: There is no such town. Figure that out someday.

Or had she said she was f[BLEEP]ing Austria. He couldn't recall. But he had been so sick of her, her the horse-girl who left him for years at a time using school as an excuse. The equestrian rider. Her horse had been so much more purer than her. It had known no deceit, no treachery. He had looked in its eyes and noted how animals, unlike humans with their motives, and excuses, and fickle desires, were pure and simple. They just wanted to eat, sleep and mate. Why couldn't HIS life be that simple?

Terra: Because it isn’t.

Then he had found the internet, and pregfur.org.

Tux: No comment at all.

Terra: Didn’t even look there, been MiSTed, let’s move on.

Such a beautiful thing, he had thought, humanity and nature in perfect, pregnant balance.

There he had found a man named Molatar. With Molatar's money raised from the preachings of the Lycanthrope God, he had torn down the fruit parlor, the place that reminded him of Reika so, and he had rebuilt a karaoke bar. But that place never made any money, because the girls would keep sneaking in with unlimited passes, and their singing scared away all the regulars from the Game Center.

Tux: This almost sounds like PGSM. Almost.

So he shut it down and just opened a bar to allow himself to wallow in total misery drowned in rum. Then he had heard the voice of Aino Minako again after many years. Grown up a bit, she sounded just like Reika, and oh god, he had wanted more. So even though he liked the furry world, he began to call her at night, just to hear her voice. Even when she was yelling insults at him, he felt so good-- and hey, wasn't that her cat?*

* PSGM / BSSM / SS continuity merge GET

Terra: Yeah, we get it.

NQS: I take it this isn’t a pretty sight.

Tux: No kidding.

"I don't like the way he's looking at me, Haruka," Artemis said, walking in reverse (which is DAMN hard for a cat, Lunar or otherwise),

Tux: But he tried. Really hard. And still failed.

and getting behind Haruka's legs. He noted that Motoki had snapped into a clearer focus as well.

"Ahh, he just wants to pet you," Haruka replied, blind to the situation.

"I don't need that kind of petting," Artemis replied, going paler than usual.

Terra: But I do… or not.

Tux: We’ll do that later, sort of.

Motoki squatted down and reached out to Artemis, drooling. Cats only lasted 5 seconds but what wonderful 5 seconds those would be--

Tux: Ugh.

NQS: I think I will be sick.

Terra: Factual, but sick.

As Artemis raised his forepaw to unsheathe his claws, an explosion blew in the side of the Bar.

"A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED" yelled a Mandroid, looking at Haruka. "SENSHI DETECTED."

Tux: Here comes a new challenger.

"Hloy SIT!1111" Chibiusa, who was perched on the beefcake-droid's shoulder yelled. "It's harackra!!1"

Tux: English, please.

NQS: Ah, the famed Spore of Suburban Senshi.

Haruka sighed. "Man, that s[BLEEP]t sounds like the sound Artemis makes when he hacks up s[BLEEP]t."

Artemis sweatdropped.

"Were u biches haded??/" Chibiusa asked, looking towards the Castle. To Artemis' eyes, she was sharp and clear, but now a bit brighter.

"If it wasn't for the fact she had no counterpart in Live Action verse, she would have been more perfect than you," Haruka blurted out, words stuffed into her mouth again.

Tux: And for that, we are lucky.

Artemis took that in, and nodded. Chibiusa, for her part, not understanding, snapped, "im mror parfackt dan, u bichass!!1111 UR MAI PISONERS1111"

Terra: And no one phone call business. This is war.

"Oh no," Haruka muttered. "Prisoners. I guess my life is f[BLEEP]ing over then." Artemis shrugged as best he could.

"Cum with mi!" Chibiusa commanded. "U kan wach az mai armiez defeet da uders an i tak da thone ov kistal tokio!111 mohshshshshshshhsshsh!!"!

NQS: I take it she failed.

She snapped her fingers, and the mandroids marched in lock-step, taking Haruka, Motoki and Artemis in tow.

There was a sick thumping sound as one of the mandroids malfunctioned and began humping a distraught Daimon-youma. Chibiusa turned and saw this, and imperiously fired a deadly stream of pink hearts from her moon stick at the machine, exploding its head..... then its cranium.

Tux: Pink Sugar Heart Attack… and I think I will have one right now. A heart attack, that is.

Terra: And yet another bad mental image.

As it dropped to the ground spasming, she yelled out to her troops "U WALL DASAIRE ONLI MI!11111"

No mandroid dared disagree.*

* Chibiusa's cross continuity is pretty much straightforward, actually. There are just a LOT of back and forth hops to and from the future that makes it seem tangled. I will excerpt them from the Chronology so it's easier to make sense of. For retcon purposes, as will be seen next, all that's really changed is that her strong friendship with Rei from the anime will be intensified as opposed to the hostility that exists in SS currently.

Tux: There’s hostility? Oh my, whatever shall we do?

Chibiusa's army marched through the streets slowly, spending most of its time killing Youma, as the Gundams and Martian spacecraft seemed deadlocked over the Palace proper. When they did make it to the huge seat of Imperial power, they could see that a huge side of the palace had collapsed inwards and shattered, revealing a tense standoff between Sailors Mars and Mercury.

Terra: One Mexican standoff, please… to go.

"Why are you getting in my way!?" Sailor Mercury hissed, summoning a huge cloud of freezing gas around her like two coiled serpents as Sailor Mars circled her, Flame Sniper at the ready.

"Because this is INSANE!" Mars snapped.

Terra: No, Mercury is insane.

Tux: Jumping ahead, are we?

"INSANE?" Mercury laughed. "YOU'RE the one who raised a battle fleet and came hee declaring martial law! Your ships have done more damage to Tokyo than the rest of all the factions combined!"

"Only because you WON'T SURRENDER!" Mars replied.

"Oh, should I be a good little girl and roll over when the Imperial Navy says so?" Mercury laughed. "I don't THINK SO. You should have stayed in the past and played house with the Outers."

Tux: I don’t want to take that the wrong way.

Terra: Neither do I.

"I DID!" Mars replied. "But it's just as well Setsuna shoved everything together. Insane MANIACS like you need to be stopped! I just picked up where I had left off!"

Tux: And that was where? Or, should I say, when?

NQS: Setsuna has left, and time’s all messed up. Not good.

Mercury growled. "Everyone, always expecting me to conform, to comply to do what's wanted. 'Ami, you're smart, go to three cram schools at once so you can be a good little doctor like your mother. Don't be a bum like your artist father who walked out. Get good grades Ami, keep up the face of the family, Ami.' ENOUGH! I WON'T LISTEN TO THEM AND I WON'T LISTEN TO YOU! I WASTED ENOUGH OF MY LIFE DOING THAT!"

Tux (monotone): Conform… conform…

"Dude. This is some deep s[BLEEP]t," Haruka commented blithely, cracking open a beer and drinking, as Artemis rolled his eyes.

"Don't expect pity from ME!" Mars shot back. "After my mother died, Papa sunk deeper into his DAMN politics! Risa Hino was just a name to him! She meant nothing! I meant nothing! He said he was sending me to live at the shrine with Ojii-san because of my powers, but it was REALLY because he couldn't be bothered to deal with his little girl who needed love!"

Tux: Manga continuity. I can smell it.

Terra (singing): I want someone to love…

"Oh har har, cry me a river, Rei-chan," Mercury replied sarcastically. "You needed so much love that you, a shinto MIKO, dressed like a SKANK and hit on EVERY CUTE BOY YOU SAW! You really were a 'Roppongi Girl!'"

Terra (singing): I’m a Roppongi Girl…

Mars stood there, scowling, noticing Artemis for the first time, her image blurring a bit and resharpening. "I don't like men. No, that's not right. I don't like the games they play with women. I have no time for men who are like that. Men Like my father. THOSE I hate with no mercy. But I do... I do want a man to love me. To give me casablancas,

Tux: Manga.

Terra: Okay, we get the point…

to stroke my hair, to care for me for who I am. And so I will live, live like a normal girl even IF I have my powers. I will date, and I will PARTY, AND I WILL BE A MIKO! I AM HINO REI, AMI! LOVER, FIGHTER, SHAMAN! I CAN DO IT ALL! AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! AND YOU DAMN. WELL. KNOW THIS!"*

* Anime / Manga / PSGM Rei hybrid GET

Terra: So we see… Two down, so many to go…

Everyone backed up a step, the sheer fire of Rei's iron will no small thing. Her very aura was on fire. Snarling, she pulled back on the bow of the flame sniper and let the arrow fly at Mercury, who began to dodge.

"Stop this, minna!!" Sailor Venus yelled, having just burst in through the crowd of manrdoids right before Mars had let go of the arrow.

As everyone looked on in horror, she was knocked off her feet, twisting in mid-air, impaled by the Flame Sniper, the sheer force of the impact blowing her transformation away and sending her smashing hard into a wall.

Tux: Ouch.

Terra: Indeed.

NQS: I hate when the senshi fight. Especially like this.

I asked her if we should stop.

“No, continue,” the Queen requested, “I want to see how this ends.”

"Minako-chan!" Rei's voice was a blur that seemed to be coming to Minako from a faraway place, muffled, distorted, like she was hearing it from underwater.

Tux: Glub, glub.

"Minako!" Ami cried out also. Even in her desire for power, Ami's friendship still existed. She sounded like she was coming closer.

Terra: The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Minako reached out weakly, not really able to see, her hand brushing against Artemis' small paw. She smiled weakly. In a lot of ways he was her oldest friend. She gently squeezed his paw, curling her fingers around it.

"I'm dying... aren't I..." she whispered softly.

Tux: It’s just a flesh wound.

"Mina, you're not going to die!" Artemis panicked voice cut through her muddled thoughts with Razor-sharp clarity.

Minako chuckled, her memories flooding back.

"You sound like you did that one time, remember?" She coughed. "After I'd graduated from high school and become an idol, then I got sick all of a sudden..."

"The tumor," Artemis said softly, recalling. It was a secret she had kept from almost everyone. Back in the 90's, on her last day as Sailor V, Minako had been caught in a warehouse explosion in London. Fortunately, since she had awakened in China as Sailor Venus just before going to England, her body had been able to take the force of an exploding grenade with no worries. At the time, Artemis merely thought that she had just been banged up fairly badly.

Tux: But no…

Minako had come home, and joined the other senshi. But, as it turned out, the factory had been filled with barrels of carcinogenic chemicals which had sparked off a small cancerous growth in her brain after she had inhaled the chemicals. It had taken years, but by 1998, the tumor had become large enough to become noticed and cause problems. She had become sullen, bitchy and withdrawn, with Rei and Artemis her only confidants.

Terra: Sounds like PGSM here.

Then, one day, she had fainted on stage in the middle of a performance, and had been rushed to the hospital...

Tux: Where Ami tried to operate on her.

"It's okay, Artemis," Minako burbled gently, squeezing his paw more, the memories coming in stronger. "I've already cheated death so many times~"

"You're not going to die!" Artemis insisted desperately.

Terra: At least, not yet.

"Heh," Minako chuckled very weakly, smiling, not seeing him, remembering how he had said the same years ago, dressed up in his stupid plushie disguise-- the only way he could get into the hospital--

Tux: Plushie Artemis, now on sale on Ebay.

convincing her to fight and take the risky operation that could cure-- or kill. She had gone along with it, and died on the operating table for over 2 minutes.

Terra: Quite long for normal standards.

The press mistakenly reported her death, but thanks to Ami's quick intervention, she had survived and gone back to her usual cheery self.*

* PSGM Artemis plush, Minako cancer and death + idol career merge GET++ AND A STAR TREK REFERENCE TOO

Terra: All that, and more, in the Crisis.

"We all know this day had to come," Minako whispered, thinking about how the brush with death had made her even more famous until finally she had retired in 2001 after meeting X-chan. X-chan...

Tux: Hello, Xadium.

Terra: Our fanfic lord and master.

"At least... I'll be able to see him... again..." she rasped, head lolling to one side, eyes closing, exhaling with finality.

Tux: Geez, die already.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Artemis exclaimed, smacking her in the face with his paw. "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE MINAKO! YOU WERE SHOT IN THE BUTT!"

NQS: The butt? How droll.

"But it's such a PERFECT butt!" Minako protested, leaping up from where she had sprawled, charred behind jaunting into the air, hands trailing back, feeling her bottom.

"I've fixed the damage," Mercury intoned, nodding to herself in a self-satisfied way.

"All you did was put a bunny-head BAND AID on it!" Mars shot back.

NQS: Those band-aids must have come from me in my younger days.

"My poor butt," Minako whined.

"Budget cuts," Mercury snapped. "Building an Army of Gundanium death machines is costly."

Tux: Very costly.

Terra: So costly that healthcare insurance is practically out of reach for most.

"My butt is better!" Mars exclaimed, sticking hers out and patting it. "and my legs, too!"

"Oh yeah, well my chest is bigger!" Minako shot back, gesturing to her chest with rounded hand motions, leading Mars to glare at her angrily.

NQS: Okay, let’s not go into a beauty pageant, or worse…

Tux: Fine, we won’t.

"That's because all the JUNK FOOD YOU EAT goes right to your BREASTS!" Mars shot back.

"I'm not complanin'," Haruka mused, ogling, loving Minako's low cut executive suit.

Tux: Neither is Xadium.

"Neither does X-chan," Minako giggled, remembering her dead husband, and why she was even here. "I have to go find him," she suddently realised.

"No, I don't think so," Mercury said in the sultry tone used by Spock in that hacked up Kirk / Spock MP3 that is on all the cool internets. She aimed an ice sword right at Minako's heart. "I saved you merely so I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!"

Tux: Okay… psycho much?

"Saved her from a SHOT IN THE BUTT!" Mars reminded.

"Infection was a REAL DANGER!" Mercury hissed. "NOW DIE, AINO MINAKO, DIE!"

Terra: The, Minako, the.

NQS: Ah, the classics…

"Oh, I wish X-chan was here to suck out the poison," Minako cooed, blushing, utterly ignoring the mortal danger.

"WHAT POISON!" Mars boggled. "It was a FLAME ARROW!"

"Will you people just. SHUT. UP." Jedite appeared out of the darkness, hitting Mercury square in the back with a blast from the Golden Crystal, which he had ripped off of Mamoru's crotch during an earlier battle.

Tux: Which was in Suburban Senshi 3. Which we never saw.

Terra: But, Jedite won, sort of.

"Now, I claim the Imperium for the NEO DARK KINGDOM / Tomoe's Tasty Coffee Flagship Axis of EVIL ALLIANCE!"

He prepared to strike a killing blow.

"Don't do it!" Sailor Mars commanded, getting in front of Jedite. "You OWE ME one, remember?"

Jedite looked at Mars, not understanding. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Artemis, and the memory returned. Of how early on, in his first encounter with Mars, she had fried him almost totally to a crisp, near death, but then relented at the last second, letting him crawl off with haughty pride.

Tux: Love him much?

"Damn you," Jedite muttered. "It would have been better if you had let me DIE. Beryl had to regrow my body from a stone, and I was..." His voice trailed off as he shuddered at the memory. "I was a stupid pimply faced boy with bad teeth until my powers grew strong enough for me to reform properly."

NQS laughed.

Tux: I don’t want to see that. Not at all.

Terra: Let me guess, it was a Jedite stone.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA" Haruka started laughing hysterically, spitting out some beer though her nostrils at the image of a perky-happy teen Jedite.

Jedite shot her a death glare. "Yes, well, people thought I was dead so I let them believe that rather than be seen... in that way." He growled, preparing to fight through Mars.*

* Jedite's death in the manga and his looks in PGSM are now retconned. The rest of his timeline is as in the Anime and SubSen.

Tux: Hello, retcon.

Terra: And thus, Jedite is now another player in the game.

"I won't let you hurt her, even if she's gone evil!" Mars declared, describing an arc with her hands and forming another Flame Sniper.

Tux: Mars…

Terra: Flame…

"What, I'm just disposing of a failed experiment," Jedite said cooly, locking gazes with Mars.

"Experiment?" Mars asked, maintaining a poker face, her sixth sense telling her Jedite was not lying.

Tux: Jedite rarely lies.

"Why don't you tell them yourself, Dorkury," Jedite mocked, kicking Mercury slightly.

"That's DARKury," Mercury growled, her Sailor Fuku changing, shifting into a darker, black-lace frilled version as she rose to her feet, a new ice blade in her hands.

Tux: Hello, Dark Mercury of PGSM.

"Nani~?" Minako asked in shock.

"Oh, didn't Kunzite ever tell you?" Jedite asked with a smirk, casting his gaze at Artemis for a moment. "About how he cornered 'Bubblebath no Senshi' one day and stabbed her with his blade, spreading Metallia's taint in her body?"

NQS: When did this happen?

Terra: Beats me.

"A-Ami-chan, is this true?" Mars asked in shock, the flame sniper flickering unsteadily. Ami just looked at her coldly.

"About how we all thought the experiment failed when she only transformed once, and then got away~" Jedite continued. "But I suppose it was just a dark seed that took 150 years to grow, corrupting her fully with Negative Metallia Force by the time she was living in Crystal Tokyo..."

"I am filled with the power of Negaforce," Darkury snapped.*

* PGSM merge complete, and now we have an in-canon reason for why SubSen Mercury is So Damn Insane! AND DUB INTEGRATION TOO!

Terra: Yes, the bad dub plays its part here.

Tux: I’m Crazy Mercury, and my prices are so low, I’m practically giving things away.

"That is the most retarded name ever," Haruka muttered as Mercury hurled her blade at Minako, who dodged with an inch to spare, a slight cut forming on her cheek.

"Lucky," Darkury hissed.

"Tell me about it," Artemis sighed. "It's like she's got a guardian angel looking out for her."

"You were always my favorite," Haruka blurted, her words not her own, the Glow in her eyes again. She patted Minako on the head.

Tux: Okay, who is that, and what has this person done to Haruka?

As Minako blushed happily and smiled, Haruka blinked, taking control of herself again.

"Oh, F[BLEEP]K NO!" Haruka yelled, putting her hands around her throat and starting to strangulate herself.

Terra: The Choke hold.

Tux: I’d chant something here, but I won’t.

"What... is Haruka doing?" Artemias asked in shock.

"Yeah, I thought she LIKED touching other women," Mars noted.

"I wish she'd touch me," Motoki whined.

NQS: No comment.

""Motherf[BLEEP]ker why do you ALWAYS favor her!" Haruka yelled at the air through ragged breaths, glaring up at the sky towards some unknown Third Person Narrative Entity before ramming her head into the wall again and again and again. "I'll teach you, assh[BLEEP]le! I'm the one who STARTED this sh[BLEEP]t , without me there WOULDN'T BE A GOD[BLEEP]MN THING!!"

"Oh, I know who she's yelling at," Artemis nodded, as everyone else just stopped, even the sounds of battle ceasing as EVERYONE stared at Haruka throwing herself bodily onto the ground in a self-bodyslam,

Terra: Practicing for WWE?

Tux: No.

trying repeatedly to punch herself between the legs.

Tux: That would have hurt, if she were male.

"NEKO CAME LATER WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS GET THE ART, THE STORIES, THE HOT LOVE LIFE, THE F[BLEEP]ING TV NETWORK!!"

"I wished on the Dragonballs?" Minako asked innocently, watching dumbfounded as The Glow in Haruka took a few moments to smile at her stupidly even as Haruka poked at her own eyes to try and get at it.

Tux: That she did.

Terra: And all wishes came true.

Tux: And the rest came from Xadium.

"Yeah," Mars mumbled. "I want some equal time..." She dimly remembered being so forgotten about in one tale the story ended with her and Makoto in meaningless limbo while Venus got to kill Beryl.*

* See the first Sailormoon fic Xadium ever wrote, "Queen Beryl's Fatal Rage-Related Atomic Disintegration"

Tux: Read it.

Terra: Not bad.

"Dammit!" Haruka yelled, frustrated at her inability to beat the living crap out of something metaphysical. "JED!"

"Yessss?" Jedite asked, leaning on a wall with his arms folded, occassonally unfolding them to toss the Golden Crystal in the air.

Tux: Just because he can.

"Come kick my ass!" Haruka yelled. "Quick!"

Jedite raised an eyebrow, shrugged and slightly nodded to himself before walking over to Ten'ou and sadistically wailing on her with a shower of vicious kicks and punches.

"Thanks man... ohh, my ribs," Haruka coughed, spitting up blood and cackling "take that you dumbass..."

"Wow, Haruka is kicking her own ass," Motoki mused. "Someone should take pictures."

Tux: I would, but I don’t have my camera.

Minako did, even as the voice possessing Haruka smiled stupidly at her and Jedite savaged away.

"Wow, I want some of this," Mars realized, jumping in. "THIS! IS FOR! NOT PLAYING NICE! WITH US! AGAINST TOMOE!"

Tux: Now, now, play nice.

"OW!" Haruka yelled, taking a red stiletto heel to the face. How the hell did Mars run in those anyway!?

Terra: She just does. Enough said.

"HIT THE VOICE NOT ME!"

"What voice?" Mars yelled.

"The one coming out of me!" Haruka protested.

"I AM!" Mars affirmed, kicking Haruka in the knees.

"Dammit NOT WHAT I MEANT!"

Eventually, Jedite got bored savaging Haruka and left Mars to it, turning to Minako.

"So, Aino, is there any reason you're here besides getting shot in the ass?" Jedite chuckled.

Minako nodded sternly. "I've come to put my sister back on the throne!" She tugged on a Love-Me chain and pulled in an unconcious Usagi

NQS: Okay, explain this one to me.

Tux: In due time…

.

"Sister!?" Mars asked in shock, putting away her truncheon and paying full attention, to which Minako simply replied by pulling out a copy of the Sailor V manga and the Sailor Moon manga, putting pictures of her Papa and Tsukino Kenji side-by-side.

Mars' hand fled over her mouth, oh god, they were IDENTICAL.

Tux: And we have reason.

Terra: And it is a good one.

NQS: Remind me to talk to Minako later.

"Hai, Papa was a layer," Minako said, sighing even as Artemis snapped "PLAYER!"

"He had this other family on the side, so Usagi-chan is my half-sister, and Shingo-kun my half-brother".*

* Takeuchi-sensei this is what you get for re-using character designs, and this development was actually hinted at years ago in the Pixel Manga

Tux: Which we’ve seen.

Terra: Sailor V, year five.

"No wonder those two always acted in stereo," Haruka coughed even as she punched herself in the face.

"Yes well," Jedite muttered, cracking his knuckles. "Ditz no Senshi is in the way of my taking over the Empire."

"Jedite, I won't let you do this!!" Minako exclaimed. Mars went to her side.

"Oh, like I'm really scared of..."

Jedite's voice trailed off and he started laughing hysterically. Chibiusa as Chibi-moon had slid into the scene in front of Minako and Mars, waving and posing and giving a little speech. No one had noticed because no one had bothered to look down.

Tux: Because she’s so small.

"BICH!!!1" Chibiusa yelled, scampering over and smashing Jedite in the kneecap with a billyclub. "DEWNT FACKING LAFF AT MI11111"

Tux: Why would we?

"RUNT!" Jedite roared, kicking Chibiusa out of the palace with one swift boot to the face. He then teleported behind Minako and made as if to attack Usagi.

There was the sound of a latin Guitar and a gunshot as a rose flew in.

With a cool Matrix like move, Jedite jumped, rotated around in mid air, grabbign the rose in his hand and hurled it back at his REAL target, the man he knew would come if Usagi was ever in any danger.

NQS: Tuxedo Mask. (flatly) Yay.

Tux: Woah, Jedite knows kung-fu.

Tuxedo Mask, in the Lavendar Suit Variant Repaint.

Tux: You mean, Endymion.

"Endorkion," Jedite said wirth a sly smile as the rose shot back into the King's shoulder. "Just the man I wanted."

"Wow, you swing that way?" Haruka asked, desperately trying to knee herself in the corner.

Tux: I didn’t know Jedite was like that.

"WANTED FOR KILLING, MORON!" Jedite yelled.

"Wow, Jedite is into snuff," Minako noted.

Terra: I’m not.

Tux: Neither am I.

Jedite was livid, and shot a bolt of Dark ki at Darkury, who was crawling off. "Where do YOU think you're going! We're going to settle the issue of Who Rules right here, RIGHT NOW!"

NQS: I rule, enough said.

Tux: Not here, you do. At least, not yet.

As Darkury rose to confront Jedite, a figure blurred between the two.

"...there is no question of who should rule," the tall figure intoned, her long green hair flapping in the wind. "It is Endymion-sama."

"Why are you backing 'Fiore's Fantasylad'?" Jedite asked.

"Because," Setsuna said, all ounce of cool gone from her voice as she clutched her hands in front of her heart, little pink hearts bulging from her eyes, "He's my fantasy lad too."

NQS: Not her again.

Tux: It’s her again.

Jedite rolled his eyes. "Have you FORGOTTEN that you are his CLONED SISTER?!" He pointed to the distance where Chibiusa was sitting up, preparing to charge back towards them. "And your red eyes, did you not ever wonder where you got them?" He laughed. "They didn't just *give* Endymion clone two X chromosomes... they took one FROM HER!"

Tux: No way. No freaking way.

Terra: We never thought of that.

"From Small... Lady?" Pluto blanched. She held her head, her sailor Fuku vanishing, replaced with her normal clothes. Then the Fuku re-appeared, but flickered again.

Tux: Identity crisis, of sorts.

"My powers..." She dropped to her knees. "Am I a Senshi, a civilian, daugther of the God of Time. I don't know! I DON'T KNOW!!!"

Terra: Neither do we.

"You are a clone from the future crafted in my lab," Ami answered flatly. "Because no one of non-royal blood could be trusted to guard the time gate. You were sent back tens of thousands of years to do your job from the moment life came to the moon. Can you please be quiet now?"

Tux: Please?

"But is Pluto a planet or ISN'T IT?!" Pluto cried out. "I don't want to be a Satellite Senshi, or worse, an *asteroid*. She stood and coughed. "While I still have my dignity..."

Tux: IAU definition… great.

Terra: Talk about being in flux.

Stretching out her hands, Setsuna began to grow "Oh Cronos," she cried out, "hear me, I cast myself to the wind~"

"She SO stole that from the Trek episode 'who mourns for Adonis'," Artemis mused.

Minako thwapped him on the head. "Geek~"

Tux: Fanboy.

Setsuna dramatically became larger, and larger, fading out as lightning began to crash across the sky, and a heavy wind picked up.

"Ten'ou, stop farting," Jedite snapped.

Tux: Ugh. That was Haruka?

"Huh?" Haruka asked, slapping herself once, then stopping, totally oblivious to what had happened.

"What happened what happened what happened?" someone new asked, appearing by rappel cord from the ceiling of the palace.

"Sakura-chan!!" Minako exclaimed in joy, jumping up to hug her daughter, in the process forcibly pulling her off the rappel line. "You're alive!!"

Tux: And thus enters the other Time Lord.

"For now, yeahs," Sakura nodded, hugging back. "But holy heck history's having a hysterics fit. Harry-P and Aunt Michi's cloned kids from the future are gone,

Tux: Mary will have a fit when she hears this.

Uncle Arty and Hotaru-P never got together, so half the new generation senshi are gone--"

NQS: Artemis and Hotaru?

Tux: Yeah, even I was surprised at that.

"Me... and Hotaru?!" Artemis paled while Haruka puked and Motoki nosebled at the cat side of the equation.

"Never happened," Sakura confirmed clinically even as Artemis' face fell, her brain rattling off the changes as fast as she could recall them. It had been a hard day, being pulled back to life, then nearly beat to death by Eudial and having to level via the old "get Mr. Piccolo to maul you over and over again" method.

Tux: Ah, Dragonball Z.

"Did Aunt Sets just jump into time and I missed it, nuts because it's not every day you get to see the sordid and sorry spectacle of a sailor senshi suicidally slipping into the stream of time."

"Suidicially?" Mars asked in shock.

"Yeah, but I'm sure she'll be back once reality* decides what to do with her," Sakura nodded.

* And the International Astronomical Union

Terra: We hope she doesn’t get downgraded.

Tux: Really we do.

Terra: We’ve just heard the Pluto’s been downgraded.

Tux: Sorry, Setsuna.

Setsuna: The IAU will pay, as soon as I figure out if my powers are degraded.

"But the strain added to the already messed up time vortex that Setsuna added by tossing HER life-force and Plutonic Planet or Planetoid Power Punched up the Pressure of the shockwave blast that had careened back in time from the detonation of the Time Gate in the 31st Century* and caused all that fun stuff like my pop splitting into himself and alter-pop."

* See Sub. Senshi Season 6.

Tux: We have.

Terra: Ah, so that’s why there are two now…

Minako nodded. "So this is where it all started... the Crisis went that far back??"

"On even further," Sakura chirped, happily rattling off a list of changes. "It split Sailor Jupiter too, when she detonated the gate explosion, one version of her remained as usual and the other went on to head the Military forces of the Jovian Guardian Republic*."

* Making room for the SSEU's Jupiter and SubSen's upcoming variant.

NQS: Jupiter?

Terra: I wonder if she’ll become a permanent fixture…

Minako just nodded her head, much as the others did. Time was an annoying thing, and time paradoxes even more so. As the others broke their brains on the concept of two Makotos, Minako could only think of one thing. The reason she had started this off by firing at Galaxy Cauldron in the first place.

Tux: She forgot, didn’t she?

Terra: No, I don’t think she did.

NQS: The poor Cauldron. What did it do to anyone?

"Sakura-chan, if you're alive, does that mean... your father..." She looked at Sakura with hope, but Sakura sadly shook her head.

"I got revived by Eudial. All this temporal flux is keeping me around, but the way in which she revived me broke my safeguards against being wiped out by a timeline change..."

Tux: Blasted safeguards…

Sakura hugged her mother. "When this is all done, I'll probably never have been."

Terra: Poor Sakura. Doomed to be a never-was.

Minako tried her best not to cry. "But what about all those adventures you told me about?! they take place even later than this... now... time!!"

Sakura sighed. "The Celestial Intervention Agency has a motto: 'The Names may change, but the story remains the same.' Someone will step in to fill the historical void. Maybe Noriko, the little half-sister I never knew I had till this all started, who now apparently is / was / will be my best friend... a poor pity that'll be undone when I am."

Tux: AKA the Actuary.

Minako gripped Sakura harder, not wanting to ever let her go. Jedite ate some popcorn, feasting on the tears of the weak. Haruka cracked a beer, checking her watch. The Oscar Committee was getting their annual bribe package.

Tux: Vote for this, please.

Terra: We need the cash to move off of Vizaweb.

"It's ok mom," Sakura tried to soothe, tears welling in her big, brown loving eyes, the limpid pools of light playing of her corneas as her lower lip trembled and she sniffled, trying desperately hard to contain her emotions. Oh yes, so hard. So very painfully emotive. So Oscar Worthy. SO VERY OSCAR WORTHY PEOPLE.

Tux: Vote, and vote often.

She choked up and forced out "It's ok... because... you've never... even... have known... I was ever... even... alive!!!" She broke down into painful sobs, clutching her mother, who cried seas of wailing lamentation.

"Oh just let me kill her now and spare us all," Jedite scowled, eager to get back to the battling stuff.

Terra: So are we.

"But srsly," Sakura continued, choking back her melodramatic emo as an Oscar statuette was slipped to her discreetly,

Tux: And the winner of the best dramatic performance by a Suburban Senshi is…

Terra: Sakura.

her mom giving her a proud thumbs up for carrying on the family tradition, "I have lots of friends in Soul Society-- You see, I was hired as a Temp Captain of 3rd squad and then I went to Central 46--"

"SAKURA!!!!!" A psychotic yell screamed out, as a blue haired, insane android version of Shinguuji Sakura in a black frilly gothic lolita dress, wielding replicas of Alucard (from Hellsing)'s guns, swooped down from the rafters, opening up a salvo of rapid fire blasts at the girl at near point blank range with homicidally malicious glee!

Tux: Psycho Sakura has arrived.

Terra: Fear her.

Note: As part of the sitewide Anniversary event, a challenge was set up by the forces of Order and Chaos, wherein chatbox RP participants could do battle as champions for their chosen Suburban Senshi / newcomers. Depending on the outcome, Suburban Senshi history and canon would change forever. The results of that day-long tournament have indeed created whole new possibilities for Suburban Senshi as we enter Year Five. This final part of the Infinite Crisis fic details those changes. Thanks to all the players who participated!

Tux: You are quite welcome, Xadium.

NQS: And so, it ends, and it begins.

It was all Sakura could do to twist out of the way, several of the shots winging her leather vest and exploding it into shreds, the gleaming metal of an adamantium underplating shining out.

Tux: Did she get that from Wolverine?

"What the hell?!" She exclaimed, but there was no time to react as a spray of explosive high-caliber bullets exploded the ground near her. Whoever this twisted parody of her old blue-haired self with the goth fashion sense was, she was fast-- fast enough to keep up with the Shunpo fast-walking skill she had learned in Soul Society.

Tux: Yay for Soul Society.

Terra: Not that we know what that is, mind you.

While Sakura ran for her life from the psychotic doppelganger, the distraction was all it took for the others to snap back into action, seizing the moment to try and gain the upper hand on their rivals.

Jedite teleported behind Endymion and wrapped his arm around the King's throat, bending him backward and beginning to choke.

Tux: And the choke hold is applied.

NQS: Endymion…

Darkury rushed at Sailor Mars, her sword out, freezing the very air around it almost absolute zero, while Mars, for her part, had a Fire Soul at the ready that was boiling the air around it.

Tux: Some say the world will end in fire, and others in ice.

Chibiusa commanded her Mandroids to split into two groups, one sabotaging the Mizunomics Gundams and taking down the Daimon-Youma, the other backing her father against Jedite.

Terra: Because she has to, darn it.

Minako, for her part, guarded Usagi from all comers, watching Sakura run for her life with worry, but not daring to move, because Usagi was, after all, the ruler.

NQS: That I am.

Tux: For now…

"What the HELL ARE YOU?!" Sakura yelled, doing an aikido-style run up a wall and leaping up over the other Sakura, taking a slash at it with her sword, a ki blast from the blade slicing the back off the android's pretty dress.

Tux: And still more DBZ.

Terra: And Hong Kong Action movies to boot.

"Let me answer your question!" Psycho Sakura twittered, firing a blast at Sakura with amazing speed. Sakura blocked the shot with her sword, and in the interim the android had grabbed a bystander, snapped its neck, carved into its chest "I am the Enlightened Grenadier, the Android Sak", tossed the body, grabbed another bystander, killed her, and finsihed up on her chest with the words "ura April Shinguuji, based off a design stolen from Madame Marciano!"

Tux: Overkill.

Terra: You think?

"How 'SASsy'," Sakura quipped. "A grenadier huh, the lighest enlightened user of the Gun there is..."

Tux: Talk about your abbreviations.

"You killed Eudial!!!" Psycho Sakura growled. "My mother! She stole my plans, built me, carefully programmed me with every scrap of YOUR knowledge, and trained me to be everything YOU'RE Not!

Tux: And we have past, er future, conflict.

A master of the gun, a lovely psychotic criminal destructive FREAK! And when you killed the ONE woman I cared for... her lab computer activated," she chuckled darkly, taking aim behind her at something without even looking and squeezing off a high velocity round with perfect aim, "and WOKE ME UP TO KILL YOUR SORRY ASS! HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Tux: Great, blame the Time Lord.

"Gun vs. Sword, eh?" Sakura muttered, getting into position and wondering how many MORE anime could get referenced over the course of her story arc.

Tux: Some of us have lost count.

Terra: Like me.

"Kami-sama, what have I started," Minako asked wide-eyed, as the battles and chaos grew ever more intense, Tokyo in flames, warning sirens going off everywhere, battles on the ground and the air intensifying into hell-filled firestorms.

Tux: The apocalypse?

Terra: Perish the thought.

"You started everything," Haruka noted, sitting back on some concrete and chugging a beer, her words again not her own. "And I don't just mean this fight." She pointed to Sagittarius 0 Star, and somehow Minako could see it clearly in the night sky, the cracked Galaxy Cauldron spewing billions of starseeds and sailor crystals out into space in a beautiful shimmering cloud which was being sucked into a rift.

NQS: I went there, once.

Tux: We know.

"Oh no," Minako gasped, seeing the crystals vanish. "They're being destroyed!!"

"Nah," Haruka replied, belching a bit and waving her hand dismissively. "This crisis opened a huge rift in time, space and the multiverse. YOU actually allowed the crystals to escape the cauldron and get where they needed to go. Pretty apt, considering you're Venus, also known as Venus Genetrix, the bringer of life~"

Tux: I did not know that.

Terra: Neither did I.

Minako looked at Haruka stunned. At first when she'd met Haruka-san, she'd expected big words to flow from her lips easily. But that was usually the effect of the Ikuhara perfection field, she had learned later. So now, it was such a SHOCK to hear the beer-swilling, lazy, messy Haruka say something big in Latin.

Tux: I am shocked as well.

Haruka just looked at her dimly, the glow fading for a sec. "DUDE! I HAVE A BRAIN IN MY MY HEAD YOU KNOW!"

"SO DO I!" Minako yelled back. "I BET I'M CLEVERER THAN YOU!! YOU'RE ALWAYS FIGHTING WITH YOUR FISTS NOT YOUR BRAIN!!"

Tux: We know that as well.

NQS: I still have the welts to prove it.

"OH YEAH!" Haruka yelled. "WELL YOU CREATED THIS!!" She pulled something out of the air.

It was a virtual lookalike of Usagi, the 15-year old Gaijin exchange student, Serena Tsukino. Half-American, Half-Japanese. ALL DITZ.

Tux: And the dub rears its ugly head… again.

Terra: Not Serena. Anything but that.

NQS: Just great. How can it get any worse?

Tux: Just wait.

Minako's jaw dropped. "N-Nani..."

Haruka pointed to the Galaxy Cauldron, where the same phenomenon that had split X and Makoto was also splitting billions upon billions of starseeds and reality itself, cloning them, changing them slightly, depositing them in slightly alternate universes. Some of the ones from Serena's universe fell into our own.

Tux: Namely, Serena herself.

"Yeah, that's RIGHT!" Haruka yelled. "Every time you see an english speaking badly voiced Japanese-looking Mofo named 'Ash' or 'Amara'

Tux: Amara. Yuck.

Terra: That was bad.

or some crap, or hear a Saiyajin powering up like he's on the toilet, know it's YOUR FAULT. YOU CREATED THE DUB UNIVERSE!"*

Tux: It’s all your fault, Minako.

* this explains why Dubs exist, why they can look so similar to the subs at time, why Serena-tachi are in our universe (they're younger because of the time warping effect, their crystals landed about 10 years later or whatever the math is, in America)

Tux: Do the math.

Terra: I think 10 years is about right… I think.

"USO!" Minako screeched, paling significantly.*

* Please don't hate her for creating the dub universe.

Terra: We don’t, not yet, at least.

Suddenly, from somewhere Outside, Mike Nelson, Tom Servo and Crow T Robot yelled in unison "MINAKO CREATED DUBS?! THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!"

Tux: MST3K, we salute thee.

Terra: We are so not worthy.

"Shut up BAS[BLEEP]ARDS!!" Minako yelled back, finally tired of being mocked.

"So yeah, you had to do it," Glow_Haruka continued, calming down and sipping her beer. "If you hadn't done what you did, none of us would be here."

"So I started the Crisis?" Minako asked, not reacting as six bullets from the gun of Psycho Sakura whizzed right by her, shifting her hair in the breeze.

Tux: Not exactly.

Terra: But you came quite close.

"No, but you were a big part of it," Haruka replied. "Something else kicked off this whole thing, although, the way the universe works, someone would have done it anyways. Aino Minako, Hal Jordan, it doesn't matter who. It HAD to happen."

Tux: And it did.

"So.. who started it all?" Minako pressed.

"It was---" Haruka began, eyes widening in a panic as she saw something "HOLY SH[BLEEP]!" Psycho Sakura had fired a massive rocket at them, cackling insanely. It was streaking towards them, wobbling in flight and leaving a spiral smoke trail.

"Byes Mawwwwm~" the android cackled, even as Sakura tackled her, using all her strength as a Time Lord and a Senshi.

Tux: She’s strong like that.

The next second the rocket shell exploded, crushed in the hand of a new figure that had appeared, blurring into view in front of Minako.

rei.bot.

Terra: The great lady, master of all in #suburbansenshi.

"Ho~" Psycho Sakura giggled, easily flinging off her flesh-and blood counterpart and smashing her through a wall. "So miko-chan wants to play~?" She spun her guns and pointed them at rei.bot. "Let's play~"

Tux: Would you like to play a game?

Terra: How about a nice game of chess?

* * *

"Will you pay attention!" Jedite growled as he tried to restrain King Endymion, who was too busy ogling both the downed Neo Queen Serenity and the new arrival "Serena." All Endymion could do was exhale "three-way."

Tux: Cape-Boy, Usagi and Serena? I think I’ll puke.

Terra: That makes two of us.

NQS: He’s supposed to love only me! Me!

Terra: Um… Serena is you, sort of.

* * *

"itz nat wurth tit, ray-chun!!1" Chibiusa protested, getting in front of Mars, blocking her from Darkury. "I dewnt went 2 c u fiting111!"

"Chibiusa-chan?" Mars looked down at the small girl, who was gripping her pink moon stick.

Tux: Another Pink Sugar Heart Attack?

"i kan wayste dis bich, ray-chun," Chibiusa said confidently. "Ewe sarved undar mai mom'z thamb 4 2 log," she continued. "Ewe war alweyz god 2 mi wen baka ugasi wuld maz wit mai az, sew i'm latting u gew"

Tux: Let her go.

"Letting me go?" Mars asked confused.

"Ewe dewnt haf 2 dafand da empyre!" Chibiusa yelled, transforming into Neo Princess Serenity. "Datz mai jib!!!"

NQS: The Princess?

Terra: Just great.

Mars was blasted back by the energy of the transformation, as was Darkury. "But I'm the leader of the Imperial Navy!" she protested.

Tux (signing): In the Navy…

"Fak dat sit," Neo-Princess Serenity laughed "I gatz A spase rack, tayk a vakashun!!111"

Terra: She’s got the PGSM ginzuishou, and she’s not afraid to use it.

"This is no time to get cocky!" Mars protested, but she looked at Chibiusa in a new light. Yes, here was still the same little nigh-illterate hormone with feet, but somehow, inside, she knew the kid still understood the meaning of her duty as a Sailor Senshi. Which was, to be blunt, amazing as hell considering the house she lived in now.

Tux: The same house which we visit and chat.

Terra: And would like to stay and visit some more.

NQS: I’m still considering that.

"Im da proncass an im talling u 2 stap off, mrarz!!!" Neo-Princess Serenity commanded with a wink. "Gew hom!"

Tux: The Ten-Aino house or the 31^st Century?

Terra: Not sure.

Mars chuckled. "I will... if you win." She stepped back.

"deel!111" Neo-Princess Serenity gave a thumbs up.

"You're nothing but a little girl. Chibiusa-chan!" Darkury mocked. "Step aside before I hurt you."

"The PROPER name," Neo-Princess Serenity scolded, suddently appearing quite a bit taller, her Moon stick transformed into a Tier, "Is NEO. PRINCESS. SERENITY. And this throne... IS MINE."

NQS: No, the throne is mine.

Dramatic music played.

Tux: Insert favorite dramatic music here.

"That reminds me," Haruka muttered. "I need to take a s[BLEEP]t."

"NOT THAT KIND OF THRONE!" The Princess yelled as Darkury attacked.

Tux: She knows that.

Terra: Bad pun, minus 20 points.

* * *

"Stop ogling the blonde idiots and FIGHT ME!" Jedite yelled, throttling King Endymion. But the man's focus on the women seemingly rendered him immune to the pain.

"God!" Endymion yelled. "STOP BOTHERING ME, they look so FINE!" He fished around in his pockets and pulled out a rock, dashing it to the ground.

"No way..." Jedite muttered, recognizing that rock, which exploded in a cloud of dust.

"KUNZITE! I choose YOU!" Endymion yelled as the Shitennou appeared out of the smoke.

Tux: Kunzite’s a pokemon?

Terra: What are his attacks?

"I hate you, you incompetent bast[BLEEP]rd," Kunzite snapped to Endymion. "But at the same time, you're so lithe, so Bishounen..."

Tux: Anime / Manga Kunzite appeared!

Terra: Fight / Run / Items?

Jedite hurled Endymion away, repulsed by the way Kunzite was looking in his direction. "Well if it isn't Fabio no Shitennou."

NQS: And I used to love Fabio.

Kunzite produced two energy knives and began to advance on Jedite menacingly as Endymion began to inch towards Neo-Queen Serenity and Serena.

NQS: Okay, I understand the first part… but the second…

Tux: Some of us know why he’s advancing slowly.

* * *

rei.bot's eyes flashed neon green for a moment before settling back to their usual piercing electric blue. She regarded the Sakura android, scanning its superstructure and circuitry.

"Ohh, you wanna get under these petticoats, huh?" Psycho Sakura cackled, brown eyes shifting a bit as she scanned rei.bot.

Tux: I don’t think rei.bot swings that way.

Terra: Personally, I don’t know if she’s into that or not.

Everyone else might be afraid of the 2 ton Validium monster, but she wasn't... she was her OWN kind of beast.

Tux: What kind of monster is this?

rei.bot just looked at her impassively and nodded her head in an "attack me" gesture.

Tux: First shot, free of charge.

"Heh, miko's got guts, Saki," Psycho Sakura cackled, ripping open a nearby victim and showering his intestines on the still downed Sakura. "Here, you look like you need some too."

Tux: Eww.

Terra: Gross.

In the blink of an eye, while rei.bot had turned her head to look at what had been thrown at Sakura, Psycho Sakura blasted forward, charging at rei.bot, gun out, pressing it to the miko's temple. But then the android's eyes went wide as she felt rei.bot impale her in the chest with her arm.

Psycho Sakura spat up some lubricant fluid. "Damn you..."

Then she began to laugh. Slowly, then harder, louder. "Hu.... Huu... Huahhaahahahahahahaah!!"

Tux: I don’t get it.

Terra: Neither do I.

"You don't know my power, do you?" the androuid spat, her insides beginning to pull at rei.bot's arm, absorbing it, integrating it into her body. "Ooh, you taste delicious~"

Tux: Yummy, yummy, I’ve got Validium in my tummy.

rei.bot quickly detached her arm at the midpoint of her forearm and watched as the android repaired herself, taking in the metal.

"Mmmm~" Pyscho Sakura moaned. "So good, so tasty. Validium, so powerful~" She flexed her right arm.

"Now you're going to... HRRRK!!!!" The android's eyes widened as she dropped to her knees.

Tux: Going to HRRK? How do I do that?

Terra: How do I HRRK?

rei.bot chuckled. "thank you for allowing me to infiltrate your circuitry so completely"

Tux: All too easy.

Psycho Sakura looked up at the miko, bawling "WHAT?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"

rei.bot smiled. "i own you bitch"

Tux: Hello, new pet.

Forcing the android up to her feet, rei.bot allowed her arm to regrow. She had lost about a good pound of mass, but oh well.

Terra: Rei.bot needed to lose weight anyway.

"Go ahead then, kill me!" Pyscho Sakura cackled. "DO IT!"

rei.bot shrugged. "i will do worse, i will limit you"

Tux: Limit break?

"Limit~?" The android asked, as rei.bot simply walked away, towards the fallen real Sakura.

"Bullsh[BLEEP]t!" Psycho Sakura cackled and fired some lethal blasts at an armored martian trooper. Her shots hit, but only in non-lethal areas, crippling but not killing him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she yelled out, just dropping to her knees in disbelief. Her aim was being subtly shifted!

Terra: By the miko, no doubt.

"when i authorize it," rei.bot intoned, "you may kill"

"AUTHORIZE ME! AUTHORIZE ME!" the droid screeched. "SO I CAN GUT EVERYONE YOU LOVE!"

rei.bot looked at Psycho Sakura dimly.

"Uhh, I mean DISPENSE HOT VIGILANTE JUSTICE!"

Tux: For Great Justice.

rei.bot ignored her and kicked Enydmion away from the unconcious Neo Queen Serenity, from whom he was attempting to cop a feel.

NQS: Gross.

Terra: You don’t like that?

NQS: Not while I’m out.

"why are you not guarding them, minako-chan?" rei.bot demanded. Minako was huddled in a corner, knees drawn up to her chest, sniffling.

"Because X-chan is still dead and that means Sakura-chan will be too soon~" Minako sobbed.

Tux: Hey, she had a great life.

rei.bot hung her head. She too would miss ~~her pet~~ Sakura-chan. She cast a slightly guilty look over at Psycho Sakura.

"r3i.b07", a modulated electronic vocoder male voice that stank of sinister evil sounded out behind her. The miko turned to see the demonic Luna-P toy floating there at eye level, its large eyes glowing red with the hellish energies of consumed souls.*

* Luna-P speaks in l33t but to save everyone's brain I'm just going to translate into english [like so].

Tux: Thanks, we needed that.

Terra: Oh great, the demonic toy of the Spore returns.

[Your beloved Sakura is going to die unless something is done] Luna-P intoned, an almost deliciously happy tinge to its voice.

"what of it" rei.bot demanded.

[I can ensure that she survives... for a price] The ball's large grin grew wider.

"what price" rei.bot asked warily.

Tux: And is it right?

Terra: We’ll find out after these commercials.

[When the time comes you will allow me the freedom to do as I please] the ball chuckled.

rei.bot knew full well the ball intended to one day form the way of the Death Paw and reign chaos over the world. She looked over at Sakura, and back over at flaming Tokyo, a taste of what could be.

Tux: And it tasted horrible.

She did not hesistate. "deal"

Terra: We have come to terms.

[unlike you who have to fight your way through to the other world or have the gods open a portal, I can travel both ways with ease] Luna-P explained.

"like uranai baba" rei.bot nodded.*

* See Dragonball

Terra: We will.

[I ATE Uranai Baba] the ball cackled. [Anything I eat adds to my powers]

Tux: Yum, power adding.

Haruka, eavesdropping, had an inappropriate ecchi thought at that sentence and then began to vomit for the 4chan worthy mental image that ensued.

Tux: Yes, we sort of hate 4chan.

Terra: Can you blame us?

Tux: Thankfully, it seems to be gone.

Zooming into the air, Luna-P entered a hellish portal and vanished, returning some minutes later, spitting out a cocoon, from which Doctor Xadium-- the original, clawed his way out.

Tux: Welcome back, original Xadium.

Terra: That settles that.

"X-chan!!" Minako cried out happily and running over to him, glomp-cuddling him.

Luna-P cackled. Now, with rei.bot out of the way, one day the cult of the Death Paw would rise. It zoomed off to reap some more souls from the mass carnage of the crisis.

rei.bot ignored the reunited couple and walked over to the dual Usagis-- the Neo Queen and her counterpart from America, Serena.

Tux: Okay, now what?

Artemis padded up to her, having been forgotten by the author until this exact second.

Terra: We didn’t forget you.

"Gee thanks a lot," Artemis growled. "Anyways, rei.bot, while the rest of the universe goes through the crisis, we still have to save the Earth."

rei.bot nodded. "when mulder-san did hypnosis on serena-san, the genki ego of the usagi-san who fought galaxia and lost slipped into her; here, that usagi's mad libidinous id, neo-queen serenity-sama, also exists;"

Tux: That’s two of the three.

"Thanks to Setsuna bridging time like this, we've got all three parts of Usagi in the same time and space," Artemis realized. "We need to get these two to wherever the 'real' Usagi is!"

Terra: And we all know where that is right?

Tux: The center of the Earth.

"i will do this," rei.bot intoned, picking up the two usagis under each arm and heading away from the battlezone, hoping to locate others who had had luck finding a passage to the spot where Usagi and Galaxia stood almost frozen in time at the center of the Earth.

Tux: Namely, most of the other players in Suburban Senshi, but not the Senshi.

"Wait for me, r-chan!" Sakura yelled, following her.

"You're not leaving ME behind!" Psycho Sakura yelled, charging after them both so she could hopefully learn how to break her restraints and mince them or something. But before she could get very far a combined force of thirty mandroids, some of Tokyo's SDF and a Martian battleship all opened fire on her, blowing her to smithereens, her parts landing all throughout the junked vehicles and wrecked machines in the area.

Tux: And thus ends that threat… for now.

Endymion, for his part, misssed the massive explosion, watching the two blondes bouncing under rei.bot's arms, knowing what he had to do. Casting off his imperial suit, he reverted to the form of Chiba Mamoru, and, leaking drool, ran after them. Past, future, it didn't matter, wherever that Serena went, he would follow~*

* Setsuna's leaving and Mamoru's trip to the past decided by the outcome of Archangel and Tux_Rainbow's fight.

Tux: Sorry, Setsuna, I lost.

(Setsuna enters)

Setsuna: You lost! Great, that means my counterpart is gone.

Terra: It was a good fight, though.

Setsuna: Tux will pay, I promise.

"W-wait," Artemis mewled, left behind in a cloud of dust. He turned to talk to Minako, but she was too busy harassing Xadium for being dead for so long.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU FIGHT YOUR WAY OUT OF HELL FOR ME!" Minako yelled, shaking Xadium and crying happily.

"Because that only works if you're Piccolo or Son Goku or rei.bot?" Xadium asked weakly.

Tux: And he’s none of those people.

Suddenly Xadium shot bolt upright and tossed Minako aside (gently).

"Wha--what is it X-chan??" Minako asked in a panic, seeing the murderous look in his eyes.

For from out of a breach in space had fallen--

One Kou Yaten.

NQS: A Starlight.

Tux: Xadium’s hated enemy.

Xadium smiled darkly. He'd never forgiven Yaten for roughing up Minako at that one idol competition, and he was all too happy to make him / her / it pay in spades.

Setsuna: Or whatever Yaten is.

He reared back to punch Yaten, but then stopped. As Minako was poking... Yaten's chest?

"X-chan," she began, wide-eyed, groping in a completely scientific but rude manner, "Yaten's a girl~"

Tux: Anime Starlight.

"When he transforms, surely~?" Xadium asked.

"All the Kinmoku Senshi used to be women, all the time," Haruka muttered, laying down some phat exposition. "In fact in one timeline they came to Earth and just CROSSDRESSED as guys." She poked Yaten's chest experimentally, noting the firmness and drooling. "Like this one here."

As everyone watched, the prone Yaten's body shifted, and she became more masculine.

Tux: Ugh.

Terra: I’m now sick.

Haruka withdrew her finger in disgust. "But thanks to the crisis they became men AND women."

"But I remember them as Troglodytes," Minako protested.

"Hermaph--" Xadium started to correct and just dropped it.

"That's the crisis for you, it was already in full effect even way back then." Haruka nodded to herself and chugged.*

* And with that we retcon out the confusing Stars manga, taking only the notion of their being a Galaxy Cauldron, Phobos and Deimos being able to transform, Artemis and Luna coming from Mau, and the existence of the other Animamates

Tux: So much for that.

Setsuna: That was easy.

In this timeline Crow-tachi ARE the senshi of their planets, they did not kill the original ones to take their powers. And Senshi have Sailor Crystals not starseeds.

Tux: And I know Terra has a crystal.

Setsuna: And so do I, I think…

Xadium nodded, understanding. Then he punched Yaten in the face.

Tux: That’s for the Idol competition.

"X-chan you enjoy that way too much," Minako pointed out.

* * *

Deep in the dungeons of the Crystal Palace, Professor Tomoe stood for a moment, looking up at Hotaru, who was chained against a wall, asleep, her Silence glaive left just a few feet out of her reach.

Tux: Is this how the Tomoes start their day?

He reached up and stroked her cheek for a moment, the insane crimson grin still plastered on his face, but a firm resolution forming in his mind. He had spent the better part of his life looking to create the perfect superhuman. As he gripped her shackles and pulled them out of the wall, he realized he had-- himself. The price, however, was too high for the narrow minded scientists of the 21st century to pay.

Tux: And so, he’s leaving.

"Papa...?" Hotaru asked weakly, opening her eyes and looking up at him.

His little girl. He'd reanimated her with the power of Daimon, even going so far as to give her a half-robotic body, making her a walking dead. Irtonically her destruction at the hands of Sailor Saturn had saved her, giving her a new, healthy, if pale body-- a reminder of the pain of her last life.

Tux: Which wasn’t good anyway.

Setsuna: And then, we found her.

She had come so far, grown so well. Well except for certain areas, but there was surgery for that.

Terra: Some of us don’t need surgery.

"HOTARU-CHAN," Tomoe smiled. "IT'S TIME FOR US TO SAY GOODBYE."

"Wh-wha...?" Hotaru forced herself awake. Ami's lengthy diabolical babbling had knocked her out well and good.

Tomoe adjusted his glasses. "HOTARU-CHAN, I'M A MAD SCIENTIST... I LIVE FOR THE NEXT INSANE DISCOVERY... BUT LATELY, I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING MUCH."

Tux: That we know.

"I know..." Hotaru said slowly, blinking and trying to focus. "But--"

Tomoe held up a hand "I'VE HIT THE LIMIT TO WHAT 21ST CENTURY TECHNOLOGY CAN DO." He looked out over the fires of hybrid 21st Century / 31st Century Tokyo. "BUT A THOUSAND YEARS OF SCIENCE LATER~"

Hotaru's eyes widened as she realized what he intended. "Papa! You intend to move TO THE FUTURE?!"

Tux: Welcome to the world of tomorrow, Tomoe.

Tomoe shrugged. "IF LITTLE BRATS CAN KEEP COMING BACK IN TIME WHY CAN'T I GO FORWARD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Tux: Ah, the Spore, how can we forget.

Setsuna: She will pay, as well.

"I'll-- I'll miss you!" Hotaru cried.

"REALLY?" Tomoe asked, surprised.

"Not really, since you're always in the lab anyway," Hotaru mused.

"THAT'S MY GIRL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!" Tomoe slapped her in the back, almost cracking her in two.

As Hotaru struggled NOT TO DIE, Tomoe ran off screaming like a madman into the burning night of the FUTURE.

Tux: The future.

"Somehow, I always knew he'd end up like that," she muttered, collecting her glaive and heading for the others.*

* It's the Sub.Sen TOMOE family. Were you expecting a super weepfest?

Tux: Not us.

* * *

As Sailor Mars watched Neo-Princess Serenity spin her Imperial Pink Heart Moon Kalidoscope Tier around, she suddenly became nauseous and dropped to her knees. Even the Princess and Darkury paused, having felt the universe twist and warp in the most fundamental way possible.

Tux: It’s not a new dance, mind you.

They all percieved it differently, but their conclusions were the same. Whatever the crisis was, they had just been feeling the aftershocks, sent backwards in time... but now... now the Earthquake itself was about to hit.

Terra: And it was a 10.0 on the Richter Scale.

* * *

Aboard the Pimp Star*

* Damn don't you love a job where you can write s[BLEEP]t like "Aboard the Pimp Star"

Tux: I know I would.

*Cough* Anyway. Aboard the Pimp Star, Kaioh Michiru, who had been possessed by the spirit of Elios, suddenly vanished, to be replaced by Elios himself. Looking at the countdown timer, he realized that the 24 hour time limit he'd given Ami to surrender in had elapsed. He fired up the turbolasers, which were aimed at the Crystal Palace.

NQS: Not the palace.

Tux: Yes, the palace.

* * *

Michiru appeared next to Haruka, who was sitting on the stoop of the palace, chugging a beer even as Darkury, Neo-Princess Serenity and Sailor Mars seemed to be running away at top speed, with Minako, Xadium and Artemis in tow.

Tux: Run away! Run Away!

"Haruka!" Michiru snapped angrily, knocking the beer can out of her hand. "I WAS POSSESSED BY THAT FILTHY MAN AND YOU DID NOTHING TO SAVE ME!"

Haruka shrugged. "Dude, stuff always works out."

Michiru turned red with anger, looking down at her hand where a wedding ring SHOULD have been so long ago.

Tux: But it’s not there.

"1991... to 2006... 15 years..." Michiru growled. "FIFTEEN YEARS since we've been together... that's as long as that SERENA Gaijin has been alive!"

Terra: And that’s too long for some of us.

Haruka looked on uncompehendingly.

"FIFTEEN YEARS OF NOTHING!" Michiru yelled.

Terra: A whole lot of nothing.

"The sex was hawt, and the love and stuff," Haruka mused, drinking her beer.

"Do you still love me, Haruka?" Michiru asked, voice cracking.

"Of COURSE I do!" Haruka replied, looking at her with fire in her eyes.

"Then you SHOULD HAVE MARRIED ME!" Michiru yelled, smacking her hard.

"Ow! that was my face, not my ass!" Haruka protested.

Terra: I like being slapped on the butt as well.

"What's the difference," Michiru growled coldly. She turned and stiffened her back, trying not show weakness. "As of now, Haruka... I'm moving on. Our engagement, everything... it's OFF. The world is at peace now, you don't need me watching your back any longer."

Tux: That’s one Miracle Romance down…

Terra: As well as one of Tux’s fanfics.

"Wha--wha wait~" Haruka protested, trying to get up to her feet, knees wobbly from the beer and sitting on her butt all the time. She pointed to surrounding devastation. "World at peace my ASS!"

"Well," Michiru began, "if we survive the night, you are free to date, as am I. If you should ever EVOLVE to the point where you have the GUTS to follow through on a real commitment, I *may* consider speaking to you again."

Tux: But for now, we are so through.

"YOU--!" Haruka pointed to Michiru accusingly. "YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS SO YOU CAN PLAY THE FIELD! YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH HASSELHOFF AGAIN! ADMIT IT!"

Tux: Ah, the Hasslehoff.

"It's true," Michiru chuckled, feeling light and guilt-free for the first time in years.*

* This outcome brought about by the end of the Ikari Shinji / Knifeyutensil fight-- and yay for not having to plan a wedding?

Tux: It’s DAMN true.

Terra: And the wedding is off.

Setsuna: Well, our Haruka and Michiru are still married.

Haruka scowled. She'd make Michi come back to her! Damn straight she wou--- ooh, a Green Orion slave girl from the 31st century~!

Tux: Fantasize much?

"By the way, Haruka-san--?" Michiru said as she walked off, deliberately swinging her hips to make Haruka miss her even more, "you may have noticed everyone running away. *That* is why." She pointed up to the Pimp Star where the turbolasters had fully charged.

"AWW S[BLEEP]T!" Haruka yelled, transforming and running away from the palace as fast as she could, grabbing Michiru and taking her away too, for friendship's sake if nothing else-- and to cop one last feel.

Tux: And thus, Michiru and Haruka of Suburban Senshi part.

A huge wave of bass smashed down over the sity from the Pimp-star's mega subwoofer as a hip-hop gangsta beat began to play and a message blared, flattening all the buildings that were not the Crystal Palace or of 31st century manufacture.

Tux: Turn that racket down!

Terra: My ears!

.

"LISTEN UP PUNK / THIS IS DA MASTER OF BADASS FUNK, DA REVEREND DR. H, BACK ON DA SCENE, RIDING HOT AND HEAVY ON HIS PHAT DEATH MACHINE! COMIN TO YOU FROM OUTTA SPACE, I'M GONNA GIVE THE EMPIRE A KICK IN DA FACE! I'M GONNA SHOOT MY THICK ASS BEAM, TILL YOUR DAMN JOKE OF A CAPITOL IS NUTTIN BUT ARCHITECT'S WET DREAM! DA HIP HOP REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!!"

Tux: But the future will be.

"He's going to fire on the Palace!" Sailor Mars exclaimed as she ran away from it, running alongside Sailor Venus, who was clutching Xadium by one arm and dragging him at top speed.

Terra: Somehow, I can imagine that.

"The Palace is made out of the Ginzuishou!" Xadium exclaimed breathlessly. "It's an extension of Usagi's body! The Pimp Star has enough power to smash a PLANET! Firing that at a highly refractive crystal that can bend REALITY, in the middle of a massive timestorm, not to mention a multiversal implosion---"

"--What would happen X-chan!?" Sailor Venus asked breathlessly.

"--We're about to find out!" he replied in a panic as he massive green turbolaser from the Pimp Star shot down through the atmosphere, blasting away the clouds around it, splitting the air with a thunderclap and striking the palace, turning it a transparent glowing green for a brief millisecond before

everything just went white

Tux: Sorry, it just slows down here.

Setsuna: I didn’t do it.

- heartbeat -

in the cave at the center of the earth the real usagi spat up blood, galaxia's sword slipping deeper, faster into her side~

Tux: Um, time running out here.

- heartbeat -

- where are we - mars thought

- heartbeat -

- some kind of nexus - rick berman replied

Tux: Star Trek reference GET.

- heartbeat -

- is this the crisis - ami asked herself, wondering if elios firing the laser set it off

Terra: Or is it not?

- heartbeat -

- no but this is its end - the universe replied

Tux: This is the end of the innocence.

- heartbeat -

- choose your destiny -

Tux: Shao Khan will have a field day with that.

- heartbeat -

Michiru took one last look at Haruka and firmed her resolve. A deep part of her still loved her, but until Haruka took it upon herself to grow up and take responsibility, she couldn't be spending her whole life just being her compliant bed-partner and housemate. No, instead she would free herself to savour the delicious possibilites of single life-- and dangle them in front of Haruka at every opportunity to show her what she was missing.

Tux: Which was a lot.

"Mmm, isn't that right, my little Knight Rider?" Michiru asked, trailing a finger down David Hasselhoff's hairy chest as she sat up underneath the satin sheets of his German love nest. Chuckling, she logged onto the IRC to see what was new.

Terra: Welcome, Michiru, back to the fold.

- heartbeat -

Haruka sighed as she felt Michiru go. She knew, somewhere down the road-- or she hoped, anyway-- that they would get back together. But for now, she had a golden ticket, and she wasn't going to waste it!

Tux: From a Wonka Bar?

"God, you're hot, Torrie Wilson," Haruka moaned as she watched WWE Raw and chugged a beer, scratching herself and belching. God, this was the life.

Tux: At least, this was her life.

- heartbeat -

Ami narrowed her eyes and stepped out of the light in the basement of Professor Tomoe's lab in the 21st Century. Excellent. The resources here would be perfect for a founding of Mizunomics Corporation 1000 years early, when no one would suspect it.

Tux: Not even us.

She would take the Professor's science, and her own future know-how, and form the Corporation that would rule the future! Sure, Usagi or Chibiusa might have the power, but she would rule the economy, and be the true force that moved the world!

Terra: Because, as we all know, money makes the world go ‘round.

Logging onto the house IRC server, she registered her account.

Tux: Here comes a new account.

- heartbeat -

Kino Makoto hurriedly stepped out of the light behind her, after all someone needed to keep an eye on Ami... a very close eye...

Terra: Well, looks like Jupiter is here.

- heartbeat -

Professor Tomoe stood in front of the gleaming Mizunomics building in the 31st century. Within lay the fruits of 31st century science, all waiting for the plucking. And pluck he would! He hacked open the door and made his way to the labs. Oh yes, from here the new Mugen Labs would be born. With this technology and his genius, he would RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

(this outcome and Ami's brought to you by the outcome of the Go-Go Yubari / Alexis Einstein fight)

Tux: And what are we going to do today, Pinky?

Terra: Try to take over the world.

- heartbeat -

Chibiusa looked to Rei and smiled. "Hay da futar's boranfg az sit. I'm tyard of laving dere, i tink i went 2 leav in da presant frum new on~"

Tux: And the Spore stays. Boo.

Rei nodded, her features becoming serious for a moment "You know that one day, your destiny will probably take you back there."

"Fak dansity," Chibiusa replied dismissively "hear iz were i belog~ wit mai frendz n hawy menz" She walked out of the light and into her classroom at Juuban middle, running to Momoko, The Vampire Lyrica Hubert, Tamasaburo and Kyosuke.

Tux: We hate to thank someone, but Kakyuu…

Setsuna: Great.

- heartbeat -

Rei nodded to herself. Enough of the stupid crystal future. The present, with untold possibilities, better manga, and hotter boys-- that was the place to be! She emerged into Ten'Aino house and chuckled. Even if it meant living in this place with the crazy people. Phobos and Demios would be more than capable of handling Mars in her absence.

Terra: And Rei stays.

Tux: And so do Phobos and Deimos.

- heartbeat -

Motoki, for his part, couldn't handle it anymore. Talking cats, sailor soldiers, mandroids, explosions, furry girls, it was too much! Too MUCH!

Tux: He’s gone mad. Mad, I tell you.

He just wanted to be back at his Bar, drowning away his sorrow over Reika and making the odd throaty phone call to Minako. He didn't want to know or care about the rest of it!

And so he awoke in bed, in a cold sweat, alone, looking up at the ceiling. It was almost time to open up the bar. Maybe Ten'ou-kun would show up today. She was hot. If not, oh well, such was life.

(Motoki's departure from Sub.Sen was the result of the Senshi Guardian / Raihosha fight)

Tux: He will be missed, not.

- heartbeat -

Chiba Mamoru emerged from the light into his old apartment. He looked around, blinking, barely recognizing his old haunt. God it felt good to be back in the 21st century, where he wasn't Usagi's constant plaything or a target for Setsuna's desires.

NQS: He’s my man, after all.

Setsuna: I wish my other was still there…

Here he could stop having to wear that stupid purple suit all the time. Smiling, he picked out his favorite puke green shirt and grey slacks. Yeah, he was stylin'~ and soon that lovely young Serena would fall for his charms~ oh yeah~

Tux: Not that, anything but that.

- heartbeat -

Meioh Setsuna's essence spread out thinner and thinner, her fate not up to her, but the quantum winds. Would she die? Become a sailor soldier once more? End up a mere civilian? No one knew... but for now, she simply was... not anything at all...

Setsuna: I am dead? I seem to not exist. Tux…

Tux: I am sorry. Sheesh, you try to defend a senshi…

- heartbeat -

Minako, Xadium and Artemis all step into their home together, a family again, knowing Sakura and rei.bot will join them soon.

Tux: At least, that is as it should be.

Terra: Thanks to David O’ Cain.

- heartbeat -

Elios realizes all the hot chicks have left the 31st Century and so decides to come back to the present to check out all the new honeys on the scene.

Terra: And he stays here. Great.

- heartbeat -

Jedite continued to struggle with Kunzite even in the void, their vast and titanic battle too much to show thanks to bugetary reasons.

Tux: We’re sort of running short on funds.

"Give us a kiss," Kunzite cooed, puckering his lips. "You're so hot~"

Tux: Ugh.

"BY METALLIA GET AWAY FROM ME!" Jedite blasted back, flying away from Kunzite at top speed.

Kunzite's feature darkened and he smiled tautly. "Fool, you underestimate me, the GREATEST of the Shitennou!" He smiled as one of the energy boomerangs he had thrown minutes prior slammed into Jedite's back, impaling him.

Tux: The same ones that “killed” him.

Terra: But didn’t.

Jedite's eyes went wide, the boomerangs changing into ice... ice that started freezing him from the inside out.

Terra: And so, he gets imprisoned again.

"Get lost," Kunzite commanded, kicking Jedite, who was frozen into a huge ice crystal, out of the Nexus, sending him crashing back down to the Arctic Circle, where he vanished forever into the icy sea.

Tux: Never to be found.

"That's what you get for being Homophobic," Kunzite chuckled, crossing his arms. Now, where to go... it had been so long since he was awake. The 21st century sounded good. He would pick up right where he left off. And with Endymion there too... things could get quite... delicious.

(This outcome brought to you by the outcome of the Ikari Shinji / Furu fight).

Tux: Gross.

Terra: This is getting interesting.

NQS : So many changes…

- heartbeat -

Lead Crow and Siren looked at each other. Their names cleared, they could travel to Sagittarius 0 star and join the Sailor Corps-- as two of the most powerful animamates they could do great good all throughout the galaxy.

Tux: Thanks for the idea…

Terra: He might just use it, you know…

"Ara, I think being heroes in the 21st century is more fun!" Siren chirped. Ever since she'd saved those kids and drowned that alien back in the 3rd anniversary special OVA she'd been quite the hero in Juuban.

Tux: I seem to have forgotten that.

Crow rolled her eyes. "Screw heroing, the news pays better, even if it is working for Boss Cleavag... err, Minako."

Tux: Okay, maybe not.

Terra: Okay, they get guest star status, then.

She tugged Siren by the arm. "Let's go, the anchor seats are getting cold."

Terra: I guess the News will be back…

- heartbeat -

Hotaru, incensed at the violation visited upon her by Elios about a week ago, and even more digusted at what she had done to him in return

Tux: No way…

Terra: No.

, knew her destiny. She stepped out of the light--

-- and into the Barn where here earlier self, laid low by an ill-advised drink of beer, was giggling stupidly, about to give herself to Elios like a fool.

"Never." Hotaru scowled and transformed, slamming her Glaive down, the energies of the Silence Wave interacting with the residue from the Ginzuishou / Pimp Star blast and PUNCHING through reality*

* 'Sup, Shinjesus?

Tux: ‘Sup, indeed.

Terra: Yes, the recurring gag reappears.

twisting and tearing all of space time, setting off the multiversal collision / implosion that would domino into a million other twists and turns, changes and alterations... starting the shockwave that woudl resonate backwards and forwards in time... starting that which forever would be known simply as... The Crisis.

Tux: And that is how it happened.

NQS: How could I forget?

Setsuna: And Hotaru caused it…

As everything went white again, the picture finally faded back into view, the new reality settling in.

Tux: Hello, new reality.

The events of the last two nights were forgotten, the cause lost, but the effect permanent nonetheless. Tokyo was whole again, the 21st and 31st centuries back where they belonged and no one the wiser. As far as Professor Tomoe knew he had just hitched a ride to the future and raided Mizunomics; Motoki had forgotten everything about the Suburban Senshi except their civilian forms. Elios continued to ogle the girls, expecially new arrival Makoto Kino-- who wasn't around much at all, but whenever she was she was right at the heels of geek hotness Ami Mizuno.

Tux: And so it begins…

Minako continued to run Ginga, the 50 billion yen she had embezzled somehow all back in the corporate coffers. She employed Chiba Mamoru to do odd jobs like carry boxes around, or male model for commercials, or whatever it was he did when not riding his bike and trying to pick up underage girls.

Tux: Because he’s like that.

Setsuna: You are going to pay, Tux…and Chiba will as well.

Sakura came back home and left for the 31st Century once Noriko had handed her a new, fully grown TARDIS. It wasn't as shiny as her old one, but she'd soon fix that.

Terra: Welcome back, Sakura.

Kunzite took over Jedite's cave, destroying all his meager possessions and setting up a home training gym. From these meager beginnings, he mused, he would reform the Dark Kingdom, stronger and more butch than ever!

Terra: What have we wrought?

Hotaru missed her father more than she let on, but with so many new arrivals to the house, things kept her busy enough. It was odd, so much change, so quickly, she often pondered. But then again life was change, and insert other profound thought that is a horrible cliche like she tends to spout here. She looked at a photo of the faces both old and new and smiled, even as Haruka-Poppa and Michiru-momma could be heard arguing in the background. She remembered what Haruka had called them all once.

Tux (singing): Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh…

Yes, they were. Be they all-new and all different, they still were, and forever would be-- the Suburban Senshi*.

Terra: Indeed.

Tux: Truly.

THANKS FOR FOUR GREAT YEARS AND HERE'S TO FOUR MORE

Tux: Here, here

Terra: And thank you, Xadium, for the creation of the Suburban Senshi.

No one, not even rei.bot, remembered the cataclysm.

Tux: And neither did we, until now.

NQS: And neither did I.

A robotic fist, steaming with multiversal energy, Hellsing ARMS 35mm 'Jackal' clenched in it smashed through the asphalt of the Tokyo street. Cackling, psychotic laughter filled the dawn hours as cats hissed in fear.

Tux: Oh dear…

Terra: Psycho Sakura…

Well, almost no one.

Tux: DUN-DUN-DUNNNN…

(cue heavy metal closing music here)

Tux: I think “Through Being Cool” by Devo would fit here.

Terra: Nice touch.

NOTE: The outcome of the battle to save Earth will be a live chatbox RP event, and the transcript added to the eventual crisis page.

Tux: And that is next.

NQS: I can’t wait.

(PROTIP: It lives, the question is in what form)

Tux: Inquiring minds want to know.

Terra: I want to know.

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Setsuna was still mad at me for losing. She would punish me, I know, but how? She wanted me back in the Suburban Senshi, that I know, to make sure that Mamoru would behave. But, all these changes… this means the universe I knew, the original universe, is gone, supplanted by this new universe.

Neo Queen Serenity pondered the situation. She was still deciding if we could return. Setsuna didn’t care, but she was planning something…

As the Crisis reached it end, as the final battle started, as Serena, Usagi and Neo-Queen Serenity stood together to fight Galaxia and Chaos, we knew that the Miracle Romance 1.0, the romance of Usagi and Mamoru, was in jeopardy.

We temporarily shut off the device as Setsuna came to me.

“I do not know what the Queen has decided, but I have decided your punishment,” Setsuna stated.

“I accept whatever is coming to me.” I stated.

Setsuna held out a small henshin wand.

“This is yours, Tuxedo Rainbow.” she smiled, “this is a Menshi wand. I figure you becoming a Menshi

Is the worst punishment I can think of.”

“But, doesn’t Luna do that?” I asked.

“Well, she’s sort of not here right now, and she created it just before this whole debacle started,” Setsuna replied.

I merely nodded.

“I hear they’ve got quite the name for you,” she remarked.

“It’s just a rumor,” I commented.

“Well, we shall see if it comes to pass,” Setsuna commented.

I sighed. At least I thought it wouldn’t be that bad… or would it?

“I am satisfied with the punishment I have decided,” Setsuna noted, “and bear no more ill will to you.

You did your best.”

“I just need more practice,” I commented.

“We’ll spar once they figure out your new Sailor name,” Terra responded.

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Several hours later, Setsuna, Neo-Queen Serenity, Terra and myself gathered. It was time for the final battle, the one that would decide the fate of the Miracle Romance.

“I don’t want to see this, but I must,” Neo-Queen Serenity responded.

“I would like to see if your so-called friends can beat Galaxia,” Setsuna noted.

“I am truly sorry you got demoted by the IAU,” I noted, “you are still a senshi in my heart.”

“Thanks,” Setsuna responded.

We opened up the device, and tuned it in to the Center of the Earth, August 25^th, 2006 in the soon-to-be changed dimension. One way or another, this would all end…

(Author’s note: Colors changed to show HP)

Tux: And the finale begins. As people enter, I will tell you who they are.

NQS: Thanks.

[19:54] *** Potamos has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:54] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Potamos

Tux: A water demon, and close friend of the Suburban Senshi.

[19:54] ☼ Scouter indicates Potamos has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:54] *** Suu has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:54] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Suu

Tux: I haven’t seen her, but all I know is that she is from a Manga by Clamp.

[19:54] ☼ Scouter indicates Suu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:58] ☼ Scouter indicates Senshi Guardian has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!

Tux: Guardian of the Senshi, and close friend.

[19:59] *** True Blue has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai True Blue

Tux: Paladin and Mage.

[19:59] *** Cobalt has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Cobalt

Tux: Mage and Ax user.

[19:59] *** SaiyaJedi has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai SaiyaJedi

Tux: DBZ warrior and Jedi.

[19:59] *** Senshi Guardian has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Senshi Guardian

Tux: Won’t re-mention.

[19:59] *** Lt. David O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Lt. David O`Cain

Tux: Moon Kingdom Army member.

[20:00] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:00] ☼ Scouter indicates Cobalt has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:00] *** The gateway opened by max parts to reveal and opening to the true center of the Earth

NQS: Who is this Max?

Tux: Max Omega, cosmic being. Got a bit too big for his britches, and the universe.

[20:00] ☼ Scouter indicates True Blue has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!

Tux: Won’t re-mention.

[20:00] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Kakyuu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!

Tux: Yes, that Sailor Kakyuu, the one you helped.

[20:00] *** The Scene is a howling plain filled with gray sky and black grasses. You would not think you were deep in the bowels of the Earth, but rather a Kansas Plain in the middle of a thunderstorm.

Terra: Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore…

[20:01] *** Furu has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Furu

Tux: Robotic fighter.

[20:01] *** Shinji Ikari has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Shinji Ikari
[20:01] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Shinji Ikari

Tux: Green Lantern and Jedi.

[20:01] ☼ Scouter indicates Furu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:01] <@spiritflame> SaiyaJedi: You have MP / HP
[20:01] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shinji Ikari has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:01] *** -Jehuty has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] <@spiritflame> Irasshai -Jehuty

Tux: Duo… Savior of the universe… and his Gundam.

[20:01] <Potamos> - "Auntie Em, there's a twister coming!" Mitai na! -
[20:01] *** this is the Earth as it REALLY exists, the Earth where Galaxia has won and Usagi is about to die

Tux: Thank you, Magic Voice.

[20:01] <@Shinji Ikari> To answer your question, Furu... I got better.
[20:01] <Furu> No mole people? Sorta dissapointed.
[20:01] * -Jehuty is now known as -Jehuty
[20:01] <SaiyaJedi> (( Dammit, I forgot how these controls work ))

Tux: Some of us recall.

NQS: Controls.

Tux: I’ll explain later.

[20:01] * @Shaldra Darkness sighs

Tux: Expellan adventurer.

[20:01] <Suu> I don't like this wind.
[20:01] *** In the distance are two figures, one, a tall imposing warrior in black, hellish armor, the other a small, diminuitive blond-haired girl in a bloodied red dress. The Sword of the tall warrior has cut deep into the flesh of the young girl. Her face is one of shock, of sadness and disbelief.

Tux: And we have Chaos and the Queen.

[20:01] * -Jehuty is now known as Duo
[20:01] <@Shinji Ikari> (( Read the guide below. ))

Tux: I’ll explain a bit here. This Suburban Senshi 3 is a role-play channel, with its own fight system. Players have HP and MP, and can attack and use specials. Specials cost 500 MP. People sell attacks, kind of like wrestling, and also sell specials.

NQS: I see.

[20:01] *** Adam Kanal has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Adam Kanal

Tux: Oni and DekaRanger member.

[20:02] *** This is a VERY dangerous plain, the heart of chaos itself. It has been said that "one does not just take a taxi to mordor" and that is the case here.

Tux: One does not Sailor Teleport into Mordor.

Terra: One does not powerwalk into Mordor.

Setsuna: One does not open a Time Door into Mordor.

[20:02] *** HARD_rain4 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:02] <@spiritflame> Irasshai HARD_rain4

Tux: Another DekaRanger.

[20:02] <Potamos> Suu...stay with me, Blue-chan and Cobalt-kun...
[20:02] <Lt. David O`Cain> Oh goodie. Kansas. Land of no trees and rolling hills.

Tux: Someone hates Kansas…

[20:02] ☼ Scouter indicates SaiyaJedi has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:02] <Potamos> If you fall, we will try to heal you...
[20:02] <SaiyaJedi> (( There we go. ))
[20:02] *** The area is FULL of perils, some of which you can avoid by luck, some of which will hurt you no matter what. Just walking here hurts you.

Terra: Ouch.

[20:02] ☼ Scouter indicates Duo has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:02] *** Amazon Princess Fledermaus has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:02] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Amazon Princess Fledermaus

Tux: Amazon Princess and Sailor Senshi. No known element.

[20:02] <True Blue> don't worry Potamos-chan, we've got you're backs ^_^
[20:02] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shaldra Darkness has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:02] <Duo> yo guys
[20:02] *** There is the potential for being corrupted into a chaos senshi, falling down pits, or being struck by "mines" (shards of Chaos magic that lie latent in the area)

Tux: Oh, Goodie… perils.

Terra: My god, it’s full of perils.

[20:02] ☼ Scouter indicates HARD_rain4 has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:02] <SaiyaJedi> Did I just see a bunny rabbit with razor-sharp teeth?

Tux: Monty Python reference GET.

[20:02] <Potamos> I have the cosmic juice stashed away [in my powah] mitai na.

NQS: Powah?

Terra: It’s a slang term, sort of like talent.

[20:02] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Crystal has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!

Tux: No data on her as of yet.

[20:03] * Cobalt nods
[20:03] <-> ♦ STOP!!
[20:03] <Furu> I'm starting to think this was not such a good idea.
[20:03] <Potamos> I and only I will decide where and when to use it...
[20:03] <Adam Kanal> Jasmine, you didn't henshin.
[20:03] *** I'm going to wait for everyone to join
[20:03] <Potamos> It's my prize after all, mitai na.
[20:03] <Senshi Guardian> So....this is it

Tux: Indeed it is.

[20:03] <HARD_rain4> >_<
[20:03] <SaiyaJedi> Okay.
[20:03] <@Shinji Ikari> You worry too much, Furu.
[20:03] *** Hisui has joined #suburbansenshi3

Tux: Daughter of the former Suburban Senshi, Jedite.

[20:03] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Hisui
[20:03] * -A strange aura floods the area...an anti-mana field attempting to suppress the worst of the perils meant to harm everyone.

Tux: I have no idea where that came from.

[20:03] <Potamos> I...was given Max's essence for a reason, mitai na...

Tux: You’ll see why, later.

[20:03] ☼ Scouter indicates Hisui has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:03] * HARD_rain4 raises her SP License, nodding to Yanma.

Terra: SPD, Emergency!

[20:03] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Princess Fledermaus has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:03] <Sailor Kakyuu> This...is freaky
[20:03] * Suu feels a familiar power...
[20:04] <HARD_rain4> Change Stand-by!
[20:04] *** Orrus-Solarchos has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:04] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Orrus-Solarchos

Tux: Warrior from the Far Future, and he has the Pariah Effect, which causes mana to drain.

[20:04] *** Amazon Xanthippe has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:04] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Amazon Xanthippe

Tux: Amazon warrior.

[20:04] <Suu> Is this Nii-san's power?
[20:04] *** Morrigan has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:04] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Morrigan

Tux: Succubus, and general tease.

[20:04] * Hisui appears in a wave of distorted chibi CGI and immediately transforms
[20:04] *** -H.S Adrianna has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:04] <@spiritflame> Irasshai -H.S Adrianna

Tux: Felpurr.
[20:04] <Furu> Hisui-chan, you're....you're TINY. T_T
[20:04] <Lt. David O`Cain> Hey, Solar.
[20:04] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Xanthippe has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:04] <Suu> NII-SAN!!!!
[20:04] * Hisui is now known as Sailor Jade

NQS: So many senshi.

[20:04] <Sailor Crystal> Agreed
[20:04] * Adam Kanal raises his SP License, shouting "Rodger!" as confirmation
[20:04] * Sailor Jade thwaps Furu for that
[20:04] <-H.S Adrianna> ...I have a BAD feeling about this. >_<
[20:04] * @Shaldra Darkness is caught off guard by the idiot with the anti-mana field and starts hacking and coughing a bit, god dammit
[20:04] <Duo> yo sol.
[20:04] <Sailor Jade> Yes, I KNOW.
[20:04] * Morrigan smirks...the Tenacious and a certain Minbari White Star are currently on standby, ready to assist.

Tux: Ships on standby..

[20:04] <@Shinji Ikari> She's a midget again!
[20:04] *** Ok, everyone /roll 1d100

Tux: The chat even has role play dice rolls.

Terra: Round one… FIGHT!

[20:04] <Sailor Jade> Instead of escaping the universe, I kinda-sorta... ended up 12
[20:04] * Orrus-Solarchos smiles at Suu.
[20:04] * Suu runs up to Solarchos "You...You came back!?"
[20:05] <@spiritflame> @Shaldra Darkness rolls 1d100 [ 61 ]
[20:05] * Adam Kanal is now known as DekaBlue SWAT
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Lt. David O`Cain rolls 1d100 [ 98 ]
[20:05] <@spiritflame> @Shinji Ikari rolls 1d100 [ 98 ]
[20:05] ☼ Scouter indicates -H.S Adrianna has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Sailor Jade rolls 1d100 [ 49 ]
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Potamos rolls 1d100 [ 39 ]
[20:05] *** Chibi Martina has joined #suburbansenshi3

Tux: Short tennis player.

[20:05] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Chibi Martina
[20:05] <Furu> Well you ARE tiny again. Now I feel like a creepy lolicon.

Tux: Creepy.

[20:05] <Senshi Guardian> So, you didn't flake out.
[20:05] <@spiritflame> SaiyaJedi rolls 1d100 [ 26 ]
[20:05] <Orrus-Solarchos>“ I come back to you now...at the turn of the tide!”
[20:05] <@spiritflame> -H.S Adrianna rolls 1d100 [ 75 ]
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Duo rolls 1d100 [ 42 ]
[20:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Chibi Martina has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Sailor Crystal rolls 1d100 [ 9 ]
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Suu rolls 1d100 [ 67 ]
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Furu rolls 1d100 [ 16 ]
[20:05] * HARD_rain4 is now known as DekaYellow SWAT
[20:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Orrus-Solarchos has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Cobalt rolls 1d100 [ 57 ]
[20:05] * DekaYellow SWAT is now known as 1d100
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Orrus-Solarchos rolls 1d100 [ 11 ]
[20:05] <@Shaldra Darkness> God DAMMIT LANGISTER WARN ME BEFORE YOU SHOW UP WITH THE FIELD OF YOURS BLAZING

Terra: Yeah, warn us first.

[20:05] <@spiritflame> Sailor Kakyuu rolls 1d100 [ 82 ]
[20:05] * -1d100 is now known as DekaYellow SWAT
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Morrigan rolls 1d100 [ 58 ]
[20:05] <@Shinji Ikari> Sol, as much as I like you, you're no Gandalf. =P =D
[20:05] <Sailor Jade> And this is _my_ fault, how exactly?
[20:05] <@spiritflame> DekaYellow SWAT rolls 1d100 [ 69 ]
[20:05] <Suu> (( Hey, Voice, the Ai Tenshi are going to sit out this one I guess. ))

Tux: Poo.

[20:05] <@spiritflame> DekaBlue SWAT rolls 1d100 [ 17 ]
[20:05] *** is that everone (ok Suu)
[20:06] <Furu> I DON'T KNOW But I am totally blaming it on everything but myself.
[20:06] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> /1d100
[20:06] * Potamos smiles at Solarchos "Welcome back, mitai na."
[20:06] * Orrus-Solarchos has already modulated it to NOT affect "friendly" allies. "You're FINE, Shaldra. Stop exaggerating."

Tux: Hooray, allies!

[20:06] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaBlue SWAT has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:06] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> (( ｬ_ｬ ))
[20:06] <@Shinji Ikari> Don't worry, Furu. I still blame you for not coming back after I was set on fire.
[20:06] <@spiritflame> Amazon Princess Fledermaus rolls 1d100 [ 32 ]
[20:06] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaYellow SWAT has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:06] * @Shaldra Darkness snarls
[20:06] <@spiritflame> Amazon Xanthippe rolls 1d100 [ 21 ]
[20:06] <@spiritflame> Senshi Guardian rolls 1d100 [ 2 ]
[20:06] <@spiritflame> Potamos rolls 1d100 [ 11 ]
[20:06] <Orrus-Solarchos> Shinji - Hey, few are. We can only aspire to be like him.
[20:06] <@spiritflame> Chibi Martina rolls 1d100 [ 4 ]
[20:07] <Chibi Martina> Four? FOUR?
[20:07] * @Shinji Ikari pulls back his hood to reveal a completely healed face with long hair.

Tux: Ah, the Jedi…

[20:07] <Potamos> (( aack, already rolled ))
[20:07] *** Senshi Guardian is suddenly struck by a bolt of thick black lightning, their features twisting and contorting, a hellish rictus grin taking over their faces. They have been corrupted by chaos.

Tux: Not Mike…

[20:07] <@Shinji Ikari> You're lucky that I still have my good looks, son.
[20:07] <DekaYellow SWAT> You *are* fairly tiny, Martina-san.
[20:07] <Neo Queen Serenity> ^sub he for they XD

NQS: Hello, self.

[20:07] <@spiritflame> True Blue rolls 1d100 [ 83 ]
[20:07] <SaiyaJedi> Wait... I remember now...
[20:07] <Suu> ♦ YIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
[20:07] <SaiyaJedi> The reason I stayed was...
[20:07] <Potamos> Michael-SAN!!!!!
[20:08] * Orrus-Solarchos pats Suu on the head, glad to see her smile again. "I just couldn't sit idly by while the rest of you faced this thing. I'll be here...at the End of All Things...until the LAST second of the LAST minute."

Tux: I wish I could have been there.

Terra: Me too.

[20:08] <Chibi Martina> Size isn't everything. unless you're Pluto.

Setsuna: Grr.

[20:08] <SaiyaJedi> ...no. Mustn't think about her.
[20:08] *** Senshi Guardian set your HP to 5000 and your mp to 8000.
[20:08] * Senshi Guardian 's armor returns to it's black form........

Tux: Oh great, evil SG in da house.

[20:08] <Lt. David O`Cain> Solar - Glad you can make it, man.
[20:08] <DekaYellow SWAT> Oh, no..
[20:08] * SaiyaJedi ignores the scene before him, doing battle with his conflicting thoughts in an effort to keep his emotions in check
[20:08] <Furu> Oh....crap.
[20:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Senshi Guardian has HP level of 5000!
[20:08] <Suu> Michael-niisan!!!!!
[20:08] <Duo> ...of the last hour of the last day.
[20:08] <Orrus-Solarchos> Crap.
[20:08] <@Shinji Ikari> Great.
[20:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Senshi Guardian has MP level of 8000!
[20:08] <Lt. David O`Cain> Um, Mike? You alright, man?
[20:08] <-H.S Adrianna> What the....
[20:08] <Morrigan> Oh bugger!
[20:09] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> A... ara...
[20:09] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh will you people shut up and stop being depressing
[20:09] <@Shaldra Darkness> We've got s[BLEEP]t going down

Tux: Indeed we do.

[20:09] *** here the division will begin, fair warriors

Terra: Choose your path, fair warrior.

[20:09] *** Here there are two paths to take: The way of the warrior and the way of the explorer. The warriors will fight to free Serena, whose spirit has been captured by the plain. The Explorers will seek Neo Queen Serenity.

Tux: Explorer.

Terra: Fighter.

[20:09] <Sailor Jade> How am I even supposed to fight at this size?
[20:09] <Potamos> ...Blue-chan.
[20:09] * Sailor Jade feels so short
[20:09] <@Shinji Ikari> Very carefully?
[20:09] *** Be warned, neither path is easy, for the seekers or the sought.

Tux: Both are filled with danger.

[20:09] <Potamos> I want to free the child...
[20:09] * Orrus-Solarchos expands the Pariah Field to protect everyone else from the effects of the lightning to the best of his abilities.
[20:09] <True Blue> Potamos-chan?
[20:09] *** the figth and the search will go on at the same time
[20:09] <Amazon Xanthippe> ♦ I CALL WARRIOR!
[20:10] <Suu> I'm going with you then, Potamos-neesan.
[20:10] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'm exploring, who's with me
[20:10] * Potamos and Suu will be warriors
[20:10] *** You can choose to be warriors and defeat (person) in order to allow you to find and rescue Serena. But, should you fail to defeat your foe within 20 minutes, you will become corrupted as well and used as fodder against your friends. And Serena will be hit by 5 specials.

Tux: That’s about 1500 damage.

Terra: And Chaos all around.

[20:10] <Duo> I fight
[20:10] <Orrus-Solarchos> ♦ Warrior.
[20:10] * DekaYellow SWAT and Yanma will fight.
[20:10] <Chibi Martina> I'll explore.
[20:10] * -H.S Adrianna IMMEDIATELY puts her hand up to seek Serenity. "I'm in."
[20:10] <Sailor Jade> I'm born to fight. Dad may be AWOL somewhere, but I've got all his moves.
[20:10] * True Blue will fight; Cobalt will Explore
[20:10] *** The more people you have agoing against (person) the better your odds will be; BUT, the lesser your odds of Finding Neo Queen Serenity in time. Choose your destiny.

Tux: Indeed.

Terra: You must choose, but choose wisely.

[20:10] *** -Sailor Nishanu has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:10] <@spiritflame> Irasshai -Sailor Nishanu

Tux: Another senshi.

[20:10] <SaiyaJedi> The reason I lost her... was...
[20:10] <Sailor Crystal> I'm exploring
[20:10] <SaiyaJedi> ♦ CHAOS.
[20:10] <Morrigan> ♦ Warrior, too.
[20:10] *** God I should fill in the blansk XD
[20:11] <Potamos> (( Question, are characters allowed to heal/give power to each other? ))
[20:11] <SaiyaJedi> I choose to fight, and die if I must, for my vengeance.
[20:11] * Senshi Guardian 's crystal also turns black.........yet the holy sword seemingly disappears, elsewere the sword is back in his room at home.

Tux: Venus gave him the sword, and now, it is gone.

[20:11] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> A... ara... What a choice.
[20:11] <Sailor Kakyuu> I'm fighting
[20:11] * Lt. David O`Cain is a Warrior at heart
[20:11] <Furu> Damn, this is a tough one.
[20:11] <-H.S Adrianna> SaiyaJedi - May The Force Be With You.

Tux: Always.

[20:11] *** No, there are some Senzu beans hidden on the board and you have one Senzu in reserve

Tux: Those beans will heal all wounds.

[20:11] <@Shinji Ikari> Chose your fate.
[20:11] * SaiyaJedi takes on an expression of grim determination
[20:11] <@Shaldra Darkness> People, we should split up evenly
[20:11] <@Shinji Ikari> Hmm.
[20:11] * -Sailor Nishanu chooses to fight.
[20:11] <@Shaldra Darkness> That way at least ONE group should get where we need
[20:11] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Wait, so how many warriors do we have now? And how many explorers?
[20:11] <DekaYellow SWAT> Furu, Maybe you should aid the Alieni-- *jabbed in the side by Adam* ... Aid Shaldra-san?
[20:12] <Potamos> How many do we have here, Shaldra?
[20:12] *** Seekers will specify their movement like this: direction / unit (example: "north 1 unit") You or your party can move up to 1 unit per turn.
[20:12] *** correction, all seekers will move as a whole

Tux: Yes, we have a map, somewhere…

[20:12] <Furu> All right.
[20:12] <Orrus-Solarchos> Shaldra - If we can take out one opponant quickly, we'll have more time to find Neo-Serenity.

Tux: One can hope.

[20:12] <Duo> I'm a Warror.
[20:12] <@Shinji Ikari> Since everyone's fighting...
[20:12] * Furu sides with Aunt Shal and the rest, then.
[20:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> Langister, we can't do this one by one
[20:12] *** For every move that takes you further away from Serenity, she will be hit by one special attack from Chaos. Take too long to find her and she will die. Then you would have to find Serena and the same condition would apply.

Tux: Luck is of the essence.

Terra: As well as time.

[20:12] <Potamos> Maybe we should draw straws or something...
[20:12] <@Shinji Ikari> I'll go with stealth and guile. As long as I'm able.
[20:13] <Sailor Jade> Okay, fine. I'll explore. Make the little girl sit this one out.
[20:13] <@Shaldra Darkness> We HAVE to split up
[20:13] * Cobalt is with Shaldra and Furu; "don't screw up Blue"
[20:13] * Suu thinks for a second how to best divide everyone up...
[20:13] <Morrigan> HEY!!! Can I call in some hell from a White Star on this?
[20:13] <SaiyaJedi> I'm still fighting.
[20:13] <Morrigan> Or rather...HELP?!
[20:13] <Lt. David O`Cain> I'll fight.
[20:14] <@Shinji Ikari> I'm tagging along with Furu.
[20:14] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> I'll go with whichever party's hort of people.
[20:14] <Suu> Maybe I should explore and stay with Cobalt...
[20:14] <@Shinji Ikari> Enjoy your battle, folks. Try not to get killed.

Tux: Indeed.

[20:14] <Potamos> Are you sure about this, Suu-chan?
[20:14] <Senshi Guardian> - ... -
[20:14] <Suu> If we have to split up, then...
[20:14] <Orrus-Solarchos> Suu - As you wish. Just be careful.
[20:14] <-H.S Adrianna> Good to see you're alive, Master Ikari.
[20:14] <@Shaldra Darkness> Okay, here's an idea, everyone STOP TALKING and say seeker or fighter depending on what you're doing
[20:14] <-H.S Adrianna> Seeker.
[20:15] <DekaYellow SWAT> Fighter.
[20:15] <Duo> fighter
[20:15] <@Shinji Ikari> Seeker.
[20:15] <Suu> And if I'm with Cobalt-niisan I think I'll be okay, right? Otherwise Potamos will kick your ass.
[20:15] <Furu> Seeker.
[20:15] <@Shaldra Darkness> seeker
[20:15] <Cobalt> Seeker // True Blue: Fighter
[20:15] <Sailor Kakyuu> Fighter
[20:15] * @Dr_Xadium changes topic to ` Seekers will specify their movement like this: direction / unit (example: "north 1 unit") I suggest you elect one person to speak for the group`

Tux: And who will speak for your group?

[20:15] <Potamos> Fighter, mitai na.
[20:15] <Lt. David O`Cain> Fighter.
[20:15] * Morrigan waits to see if there's anything she can do to help pin-point Serenity's location faster by thinking "outside the box".
[20:15] <DekaBlue SWAT> Fighter. ^_^ ,V,,
[20:15] <Suu> Seeker
[20:15] *** no shortcuts, you walk the plain of death

Tux: One does not haxxor the plain of death.

[20:15] <Morrigan> Fighter.
[20:15] <Sailor Crystal> Seeker
[20:15] * Potamos hugs Suu to her "Please be careful..."
[20:15] <Orrus-Solarchos> Fighter.
[20:15] <@Shaldra Darkness> Voice quiet for a moment please we're working this s[BLEEP]t of yours out
[20:16] <Suu> I will, Nee-san.
[20:16] <Cobalt> Shaldra has experience with this; she should be the leader/captain/etc

Terra: Go, Shaldra.

[20:16] <-Sailor Nishanu> I choose to fight. Neo-Queen Serenity is important, but the fate of my planet is much more important ot me than the fate of the future queen of Earth.
[20:17] *** If all your party members die, or are turned to chaos, then you all lose.

Tux: Oh, fun.

[20:17] <Sailor Jade> Works for me.
[20:17] *** If both NQS and Serena die, you will face a horrible choice.

Tux: I wonder if Xadium will tell us what that choice would have been.

[20:17] <Senshi Guardian> - yes, come lambs.....come to the slaughter for the glory of chaos! -

Terra: I am ready.

[20:17] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus will explore, since there are apparently fewer explorers.
[20:17] *** If one dies, You will have only have 45 mins to defeat chaos before Usagi dies. If you fail, you will face a horrible choice.

Tux: Not a lot of time.

[20:17] * Potamos looks over at Michael
[20:17] <Furu> We sound pretty f[BLEEP]ked regardless.
[20:18] *** Explorers are advised not to stray from their group as it will just make things worse

Tux: And things can get worse, you know.

[20:18] <Potamos> What Furu said, mitai na...
[20:18] *** are we ready?

Tux: We are.

Terra: Let’s do this.

[20:18] <Morrigan> Man, we'd *better* find those extra Senzus quick. I've got a feeling we'll need them.
[20:18] <@Shinji Ikari> Don't angst on me, boy.
[20:18] * Orrus-Solarchos is ready.
[20:18] <DekaBlue SWAT> Ready!
[20:18] <-Sailor Nishanu> I'm ready.
[20:18] <Sailor Jade> Ready.
[20:18] * @Shaldra Darkness takes a deep breath
[20:18] <Duo> ready
[20:18] <@Shinji Ikari> Ready.
[20:18] <Orrus-Solarchos> I'm taking a HUGE risk here. This *better* not be for nothing.
[20:18] <@Shaldra Darkness> 6 seekers 9 fighters...

Tux: And they were fifteen. Fifteen against Chaos.

[20:18] <-H.S Adrianna> Ready.
[20:18] <Sailor Crystal> Ready
[20:18] *** The battle between Chaos Mike and the fighters can begin at 20:20, if Mike is still standing at 20:35, well... we;ll see

Tux: Gulp.

[20:18] <Suu> - Blue-niisan, Solarchos-niisan, please take care of Potamos-neesan...please... -
[20:18] * SaiyaJedi unhooks his lightsaber
[20:19] <Amazon Xanthippe> ♦ READY! LET'S SLIT SOME THROATS!
[20:19] <Furu> Not gonna get any more ready.
[20:19] <SaiyaJedi> Yes.
[20:19] <Lt. David O`Cain> Ready and raring to go.
[20:19] * Morrigan is always ready and willing! :D
[20:19] * True Blue nods to Suu
[20:19] *** Explorer Captain, pick a direction to move

Tux: Let the exploration commence.

[20:19] <DekaBlue SWAT> Lock and load!
[20:19] * Suu spreads her metal wings "Ready!"
[20:19] <@Shaldra Darkness> I guess that's me...
[20:19] * Orrus-Solarchos will do his utmost to protect Potamos.
[20:19] <Cobalt> Shaldra: where to?
[20:19] <Potamos> ♡ Ready, mitai na ♡
[20:19] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( Solar - Sent you e-mail. ))
[20:19] <@Shaldra Darkness> west 1 unit
[20:20] <Senshi Guardian> (( quick question, yes or no to group wide attacks? ))
[20:20] *** all explorers /sell 1 hit

Tux: Not a good start.

[20:20] [947 HP / 1509 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (53 damage)
[20:20] *** group attacks are fine

Terra: Just great. Mass damage.

[20:20] [980 HP / 1520 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (20 damage)
[20:20] [984 HP / 1507 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (16 damage)
[20:20] [1000 HP / 1504 MP] Chibi Martina has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:20] [976 HP / 1561 MP] @Shinji Ikari has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (24 damage)
[20:20] [999 HP / 1504 MP] Sailor Crystal has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[20:20] * Neo Queen Serenity has NOT been shocked

NQS: Lucky me.

[20:20] [944 HP / 1515 MP] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (56 damage)
[20:20] [972 HP / 1513 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has been HIT!! (28 damage)
[20:20] <@Shaldra Darkness> yes
[20:20] [1000 HP / 1501 MP] Cobalt has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:20] <Suu> Ugh!!!
[20:20] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT fires a barrage of lasers at Chaos!Mike (-500 MP)

Tux: And the fight begins.

[20:20] [-30 HP / 43 MP] Sailor Jade has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (30 damage)
[20:20] Sailor Jade has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[20:20] * @Shaldra Darkness takes a deep breath, this is gonna be tough
[20:20] * -Sailor Nishanu smirks with anticipation as an icicle sword appears in her hand.
[20:21] <@Shinji Ikari> Well that was lovely.
[20:21] <Furu> (( WAY TO GO :V ))
[20:21] <-H.S Adrianna> Ow... >_<
[20:21] [5000 HP / 8005 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:21] <Sailor Jade> Agh...
[20:21] *** if you are defeated you are turned to chaos senshi

Tux: Yes, this place is that evil.

[20:21] [1000 HP / 1463 MP] Potamos sends a hail of razor icicles at Chaos!Mike (-37 MP)
[20:21] <DekaBlue SWAT> Oh, drat.
[20:21] <@Shaldra Darkness> north 1 unit
[20:21] <Sailor Jade> - Damn this child's body... -
[20:21] * Senshi Guardian idly stands there, untouched
[20:21] *** you will sit things out until you are summoned

Tux: On the bench, as it were.

[20:21] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue casts Legendary Meteo!!! (at C-Mike) (-500 MP)
[20:21] <Furu> (( I guess you should /senzu it up? ))
[20:21] *** explorers sell 4 times
[20:21] [4976 HP / 8013 MP] Senshi Guardian has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (24 damage)
[20:21] [999 HP / 1004 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Crystal throws a Kinmoku Fusion Tempest and a Starlights Royal Straight Flush at Mike (-500 MP)
[20:21] <Sailor Jade> ♦ But now I feel... empowered.
[20:21] [9000 HP / 5 MP ] Neo Queen Serenity has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:21] [4956 HP / 8023 MP ] Senshi Guardian has BLOCKED a special attack! (20 damage)
[20:21] [934 HP / 1525 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (13 damage)
[20:22] [957 HP / 1523 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (27 damage)
[20:22] [951 HP / 1503 MP] Cobalt has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[20:22] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos unsheathes the Warp-Blade, extends the Emel-sword, and double-hacks at Mike with them *BOTH* (-500 MP)
[20:22] *** Serenity managed to avoid pain

NQS: Whew.

[20:22] [972 HP / 1516 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:22] [898 HP / 1562 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (36 damage)
[20:22] [901 HP / 1529 MP] Suu has been HIT!! (43 damage)
[20:22] [946 HP / 1534 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (11 damage)
[20:22] [4803 HP / 8033 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (153 damage)
[20:22] * Sailor Jade 's fuku turns black
[20:22] [949 HP / 1507 MP] Cobalt has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[20:22] <Sailor Crystal> /set mo 1504
[20:22] [956 HP / 1543 MP] Furu has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (24 damage)
[20:22] *** but she was attacked

NQS: I can see that.

[20:22] [889 HP / 1517 MP] Cobalt has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (60 damage)
[20:22] [955 HP / 1574 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been HIT!! (21 damage)
[20:22] [947 HP / 1578 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (25 damage)
[20:22] [909 HP / 1551 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (47 damage)
[20:22] [-34 HP / 46 MP] -Suu has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (34 damage)
[20:22] -Suu has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[20:22] [844 HP / 1565 MP] Cobalt has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (45 damage)
[20:22] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Crystal has MP level of 1504!
[20:22] [896 HP / 1595 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has been HIT!! (51 damage)
[20:22] [919 HP / 1546 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (27 damage)
[20:22] * Senshi Guardian scowls at the attack that did hit.
[20:22] <-Suu> (( What the?! ))
[20:22] [1648 HP / 3067 MP] Morrigan flies up and plants a spike-heel in Mike's neck. (-39 MP)

Terra: Boot to the neck!

[20:22] [894 HP / 1564 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (25 damage)
[20:22] [896 HP / 1597 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:22] [877 HP / 1593 MP] Furu has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (32 damage)
[20:22] [896 HP / 1599 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:22] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain charges energy into his hands and fires off the twice-his-height sized laser at Mike, "DELTA LASER!" (-500 MP)
[20:22] [875 HP / 1580 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (19 damage)
[20:22] [832 HP / 1598 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (45 damage)
[20:22] [997 HP / 1508 MP] Chibi Martina has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[20:22] [955 HP / 1579 MP] @Shinji Ikari has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:22] <-Suu> (( Damn it! ))
[20:22] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Kakyuu has MP level of 1000!
[20:22] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo fires a back beam at mike (-500 MP)
[20:22] [915 HP / 1582 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been HIT!! (40 damage)
[20:22] [994 HP / 1511 MP] Chibi Martina has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[20:22] <Morrigan> (( Suu - Senzu and redo that. ))
[20:22] <Furu> (( Both Suu and Hisui had problems with their HP/MP ))
[20:22] [878 HP / 1593 MP] @Shinji Ikari has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (37 damage)
[20:22] [948 HP / 1546 MP] Chibi Martina has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (46 damage)
[20:22] *** Ignore the stuns

Tux: Because that would cause the fight to go too long.

[20:22] [885 HP / 1533 MP] Suu has been HIT!! (16 damage)
[20:23] [4803 HP / 7533 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian snaps his fingers, 100,000 black crystal kunai appear behind Mike....and shower towards the group (-500 MP)
[20:23] [958 HP / 1535 MP] Sailor Crystal has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (41 damage)
[20:23] [934 HP / 1558 MP] Chibi Martina has been HIT!! (14 damage)
[20:23] [842 HP / 1603 MP] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (43 damage)
[20:23] [974 HP / 1510 MP] SaiyaJedi has been HIT!! (26 damage)
[20:23] [934 HP / 1563 MP] Chibi Martina has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:23] [906 HP / 1546 MP] Sailor Crystal has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (52 damage)
[20:23] [807 HP / 1622 MP] Suu has been HIT!! (35 damage)
[20:23] <@Shaldra Darkness> crap... this is stressful on my part ><
[20:23] [902 HP / 1554 MP] Sailor Crystal has BLOCKED the attack! (4 damage)
[20:23] [776 HP / 1017 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (224 damage)
[20:23] [902 HP / 1557 MP] Sailor Crystal has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:23] <SaiyaJedi> (( Umm... can we attack back? ))
[20:23] [986 HP / 1468 MP ] Potamos has BLOCKED a special attack! (14 damage)
[20:23] <-H.S Adrianna> Stressful? Shaldra, you have it EASY.
[20:23] [433 HP / 1521 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (567 damage)
[20:23] [1410 HP / 3086 MP ] Morrigan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (238 damage)
[20:23] *** Explorers cannot attack back, those fighting mike can

Tux: Explorers are just meat shields.

[20:23] [768 HP / 1014 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (232 damage)
[20:23] [1000 HP / 1005 MP ] Duo has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:23] [4651 HP / 7546 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (152 damage)
[20:23] [754 HP / 1019 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (246 damage)
[20:23] <@Shaldra Darkness> Ya easy as in walking you all into traps, that's SO easy

Tux: Chuckle.

[20:24] [549 HP / 1009 MP ] Sailor Kakyuu has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (451 damage)
[20:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit
[20:24] <Amazon Xanthippe> ♦ f[BLEEP]k!
[20:24] [4425 HP / 7547 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (226 damage)
[20:24] <Furu> Hey, we follow of our own free will.
[20:24] [605 HP / 1003 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (395 damage)
[20:24] * Potamos stands her ground through sheer power of will
[20:24] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( I think Mike's already been attacked multiple times so far. ))
[20:24] [974 HP / 1475 MP] SaiyaJedi charges ahead, lightsaber overhead (-35 MP)
[20:24] *** explorers sell once, Serenity is unharmed
[20:24] [843 HP / 1563 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (55 damage)
[20:24] [828 HP / 1622 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (47 damage)
[20:24] [797 HP / 1602 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (35 damage)
[20:24] [868 HP / 1621 MP] Sailor Crystal has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (34 damage)
[20:24] [805 HP / 1623 MP] Suu has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[20:24] [797 HP / 1573 MP] Cobalt has been HIT!! (47 damage)
[20:24] [906 HP / 1582 MP] Chibi Martina has been HIT!! (28 damage)
[20:24] [505 HP / 1561 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (495 damage)
[20:24] [896 HP / 1603 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:24] [830 HP / 1596 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (48 damage)
[20:24] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( For those fighting Mike, would it be better to determine battle order? ))

Tux: It wouldn’t hurt.

[20:25] [986 HP / 968 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos creates a blizzard of ice and snow and hurls it at Chaos!Mike (-500 MP)
[20:25] <Duo> so when do we fight Chaos sol?
[20:25] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( YES! >_< ))
[20:25] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( This is going by way too fast for me. ))
[20:25] <SaiyaJedi> (( man this is hard to follow ))
[20:25] <Orrus-Solarchos> Duo - Right now!!
[20:25] <@Shaldra Darkness> west 1 unit
[20:25] [3978 HP / 7548 MP ] Senshi Guardian has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (447 damage)
[20:25] <-Sailor Nishanu> Am I too late too fight?
[20:25] <True Blue> Duo... don't even *think* that...
[20:25] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( And can I attack back since I lost a turn? ))
[20:25] <Duo> k', I think
[20:25] <SaiyaJedi> Whoa, actual battle damage
[20:25] *** I'm allowing you all to ignore stuns

Terra: Just ignore the birdies flying around your head.

[20:25] <Potamos> Heh...
[20:26] *** Explorers can move again, Serenity was unharmed
[20:26] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( Sweet. ))
[20:26] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( Yes, we *need* to come up with some system of order here for fighting Mike or else we're *never* going to defeat him. All of OUR attacks are going to be swallowed up by all the SELLing that's going on. ))

Tux: Do I hear 100 yen? 200?

[20:26] * @Shaldra Darkness takes a deep breath
[20:26] * Potamos flashes a peace sign to SaiyaJedi "It's ice powah, mitai na!" she says with a jiggle of her chest

Terra: Jell-o.

[20:26] [433 HP / 1021 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe tries to behead Chaos-Mike with her broadsword. (-500 MP)
[20:26] *** I'll extend the fight clock to 9:00

Tux: Time extended.

[20:26] [549 HP / 980 MP] Sailor Kakyuu attempts to slice Mike with the glaive Shaldra forged for her (-29 MP)
[20:26] <Senshi Guardian> (( alright, everyone fightning me, roll a d20 ))
[20:26] [754 HP / 519 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos performs a dual-weapon Thousand Strike on Mike. (-500 MP)
[20:26] <@spiritflame> Potamos rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> DekaYellow SWAT rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Morrigan rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Lt. David O`Cain rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Sailor Kakyuu rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[20:27] * True Blue smacks himself in the face, mind went in the gutter at Potamos- statement
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Orrus-Solarchos rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Senshi Guardian rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Amazon Xanthippe rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> DekaBlue SWAT rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[20:27] <@Shaldra Darkness> west 1 unit
[20:27] <@spiritflame> True Blue rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[20:27] <Senshi Guardian> (( that everyone? ))
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Duo rolls s 1d20 [ ]
[20:27] *** Good choice Shal, explores go again
[20:27] <@spiritflame> SaiyaJedi rolls d20 [ ]
[20:27] <Furu> Whew.
[20:27] <@spiritflame> SaiyaJedi rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[20:28] <@spiritflame> -Sailor Nishanu rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[20:28] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit
[20:28] <Duo> (( wha? ))
[20:28] * Orrus-Solarchos wonders if he should restore the 500 MP's he just expended.
[20:28] *** you manage to evade a trap. Keep going.

Tux: Lucky.

[20:28] <Potamos> (( It's /roll 1d20 ))
[20:28] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Same here... ))
[20:28] <Duo> rolls 1d20 6
[20:29] <@Shaldra Darkness> Thank god I do this sort of s[BLEEP]t in my spare time or I'd be freaking out so much right now ><
[20:29] *** it's up to you if you think you can afford to use the SEnzi
[20:29] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( Potamos - He did. For some reason the system didn't seem to register it. ))
[20:29] <Duo> / rolls 1d20 6
[20:29] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Duo, you ninny. ))
[20:29] <@spiritflame> Duo rolls s 1d20 6 [ ]
[20:29] <DekaBlue SWAT> (( -_-;; ))
[20:29] <True Blue> (( /roll 1d20 ))
[20:29] <Potamos> (( NO S IN ROLL. ))
[20:29] <Senshi Guardian> (( gah, lets just go. follow the numbers, ))
[20:29] <@spiritflame> Duo rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[20:30] <Sailor Kakyuu> (( Duo, the command is simple, it's like the /me command only with /roll 1d20 ))
[20:30] <Potamos> (( Okay... ))
[20:30] <DekaBlue SWAT> (( Some people rolled the same number, dude. ))
[20:30] *** Captain Shal which way
[20:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit
[20:30] * Orrus-Solarchos searches the immediate area for any hidden Senzu beans.
[20:30] *** keep going~
[20:30] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( I take it my special isn't going to be /sold? ))
[20:30] * Furu looks around
[20:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> west 1 unit
[20:30] <Senshi Guardian> (( I'll go, then kakyuu, etc ))
[20:30] <Furu> This is the worst field trip ever.

Tux: No duh.

[20:30] *** Explorers sell twice
[20:31] [797 HP / 1580 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (46 damage)
[20:31] [8826 HP / 19 MP ] Neo Queen Serenity has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (174 damage)
[20:31] <-Sailor Nishanu> So confusing...

Terra: I am so confused.

[20:31] [763 HP / 1600 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (34 damage)
[20:31] [906 HP / 1585 MP] Chibi Martina has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:31] [743 HP / 1581 MP] Cobalt has been HIT!! (54 damage)
[20:31] [794 HP / 1641 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (34 damage)
[20:31] <@Shinji Ikari> You just had to open your mouth, didn't you.
[20:31] <@Shaldra Darkness> f[BLEEP]k
[20:31] [859 HP / 1601 MP] Chibi Martina has been HIT!! (47 damage)
[20:31] <Duo> Good one Furu.
[20:31] [830 HP / 1599 MP] @Shinji Ikari has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:31] [3978 HP / 7048 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian creates a large crystla sword, and at insane speeds, slices at everyone fighting him (-500 MP)
[20:31] <-Homestar> This is the worst $13 I ever spent.

Tux: Gotta love Homestar Runner.

[20:31] [690 HP / 1600 MP] Cobalt has been HIT!! (53 damage)
[20:31] [879 HP / 1612 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has been HIT!! (17 damage)
[20:31] [763 HP / 1659 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (31 damage)
[20:31] [866 HP / 1628 MP] Sailor Crystal has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[20:31] [796 HP / 1629 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (34 damage)
[20:31] <Neo Queen Serenity> /em screams out in pain

NQS: That hurt.

[20:31] [879 HP / 1613 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:31] [327 HP / 525 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (427 damage)
[20:31] [835 HP / 1696 MP] Sailor Crystal has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (31 damage)
[20:31] [941 HP / 1494 MP] SaiyaJedi has been HIT!! (33 damage)
[20:31] [752 HP / 1015 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (248 damage)
[20:31] [768 HP / 1019 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:31] [158 HP / 1030 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (275 damage)
[20:31] [605 HP / 1035 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (171 damage)
[20:31] [1237 HP / 3106 MP ] Morrigan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (173 damage)
[20:31] <@Shaldra Darkness> crap crap crap
[20:31] [765 HP / 1633 MP] Suu has been HIT!! (40 damage)
[20:31] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit
[20:31] [733 HP / 1673 MP] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (32 damage)
[20:31] [796 HP / 1604 MP] Furu has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[20:32] [737 HP / 1620 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (59 damage)
[20:32] <SaiyaJedi> Yeeeargh
[20:32] [716 HP / 971 MP ] Potamos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (270 damage)
[20:32] *** Explorers have hit a mana bomb, sell special

Tux: Kaboom.

[20:32] [562 HP / 1620 MP ] Chibi Martina has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (297 damage)
[20:32] [252 HP / 1706 MP ] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (481 damage)
[20:32] [819 HP / 1705 MP ] Sailor Crystal has BLOCKED a special attack! (16 damage)
[20:32] * Cobalt takes the hits, trudges on following behind Shaldra
[20:32] [455 HP / 1028 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (297 damage)
[20:32] * Suu is not in good shape...

Terra: Poor Suu.

[20:32] [608 HP / 1605 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (155 damage)
[20:32] [527 HP / 1644 MP ] @Shinji Ikari has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (269 damage)
[20:32] [688 HP / 1632 MP ] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (191 damage)
[20:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> grraaaa~
[20:32] [467 HP / 1619 MP ] Cobalt has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (223 damage)
[20:32] [330 HP / 988 MP ] Sailor Kakyuu has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (219 damage)
[20:32] [389 HP / 1641 MP ] Furu has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (348 damage)
[20:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> stupid stupid stupid~
[20:32] [ HP / 0 MP] -Sailor Nishanu throws a freezing whirlwind at Chaos!Mike OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-0 MP)

Tux: You fail.

[20:32] <Senshi Guardian> - bring it on..... -
[20:32] *** if it's any consolation Serenity was NOT hit
[20:33] * Duo is hit
[20:33] <Furu> Owowow JESUS f[BLEEP]k
[20:33] [388 HP / 1015 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (217 damage)
[20:33] * Orrus-Solarchos already blasted Mike with a Special Attack.
[20:33] <@Shinji Ikari> ...yes, thanks.
[20:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> whew
[20:33] [135 HP / 1600 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (370 damage)
[20:33] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> - Yay. -
[20:33] <-Sailor Nishanu> What the hell?
[20:33] * Suu looks up at Shaldra "Nee-san...you think...I should...senzu?"
[20:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> east 1 unit
[20:33] <Duo> s[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]t
[20:33] * DekaYellow SWAT is... really damaged.
[20:34] [3732 HP / 7067 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (246 damage)
[20:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> it might be an idea, Suu...
[20:34] <Amazon Xanthippe> Stop complaining, you p[BLEEP]ies!
[20:34] *** O SHII, you're back on cousrse BUT you've run into a field of PURE CHAOS

Tux: It’s a field… of Chaos.

[20:34] <Duo> yellow, Senzu!
[20:34] * Suu nods
[20:34] <Senshi Guardian> (( missed that, it's kakyuu's go ))
[20:34] *** all explorers roll 1 d 100
[20:34] ☼ Scouter indicates Suu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:34] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaYellow SWAT has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:34] <@spiritflame> @Shaldra Darkness rolls 1d100 [ 100 ]
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Suu rolls 1d100 [ 100 ]
[20:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> YES
[20:34] <@spiritflame> @Shinji Ikari rolls 1d100 [ 81 ]
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Furu rolls 1d100 [ 96 ]
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Amazon Princess Fledermaus rolls 1d100 [ 43 ]
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Cobalt rolls 1d100 [ 89 ]
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Chibi Martina rolls 1d100 [ 43 ]
[20:34] <Suu> YES also
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Duo rolls 1d100 [ 42 ]
[20:34] <Sailor Kakyuu> (( M99's having connection problems he's reconnecting now ))
[20:34] ☼ Scouter indicates -Sailor Nishanu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:35] *** Duo are YOU an explorer
[20:35] <@spiritflame> Cobalt: You have 1619 MP / 467 HP
[20:35] <@spiritflame> Sailor Crystal rolls 1d100 [ 22 ]
[20:36] <-Sailor Nishanu> It worked! But I just wasted my senzu...
[20:37] <Duo> (( oops ))
[20:38] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( Nishanu - No, you should still have it since the system forgot your stats. ))
[20:38] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Hmm ))
[20:38] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( Duo broke the 'box. >_> ))

Tux: Then fix it.

[20:38] [330 HP / 967 MP] Sailor Kakyuu throws a plasma grenade at Mike (-21 MP)
[20:38] <Senshi Guardian> (( tic toc people. XD ))

Terra: Time is running out.

[20:38] [3730 HP / 7070 MP] Senshi Guardian has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[20:38] *** Sailor Crystal you have been coverted to a chaos senshi, please senzu :D
[20:39] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( c[BLEEP]king Vizaweb. ))
[20:39] * Senshi Guardian smacks the grenade away with ease
[20:39] <SaiyaJedi> (( Oy gevalt. ))
[20:39] * @Shaldra Darkness sighs
[20:39] [1237 HP / 2606 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Morrigan blasts the Chaotic Mike in the face with a full-force Soul Fist. (-500 MP)
[20:39] [605 HP / 535 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue Summons GF Alexander: "Holy Judgement!" (-500 MP)
[20:39] <-Shao Kahn> (( Slight hiccup. ))
[20:39] <@Shaldra Darkness> Listen, guys, if I get caught by this s[BLEEP]t, Ikari's in change, got it?
[20:39] <True Blue> ^ at C-Mike
[20:39] * Suu nods
[20:39] [3570 HP / 7071 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (160 damage)
[20:39] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( What the hell? Are we all attacking Mike now? ))
[20:39] [768 HP / 519 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain lobs a flashbang grenade at Mike hoping to blind him (-500 MP)
[20:39] <Cobalt> got it!
[20:40] [3331 HP / 7081 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (239 damage)
[20:40] <Furu> Yes ma'am.
[20:40] <@Shinji Ikari> Okay.
[20:40] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -Sailor Nishanu FROZEN WHIRLWIND! (-500 MP)
[20:40] [327 HP / 25 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos - launches a Stinger Strike at Mike, stabbing him dozens of times with each heartbeat. (-500 MP)
[20:40] *** once you have senzued use two special attacks to hit any members of your party and then stand down for now

Tux: Oh, boy…

[20:40] <Senshi Guardian> (( they have ignored the order it seems ))
[20:40] <True Blue> (( the fight group is ))
[20:40] ☼ Scouter indicates Orrus-Solarchos has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:40] * DekaYellow SWAT holds Adam back, keeping him from attacking just yet.
[20:40] <Duo> (( I didn't do it! ))
[20:40] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( Sorry, Mike. ))
[20:40] <Orrus-Solarchos> ♡ has just used his single Senzu bean. ♡
[20:40] [3111 HP / 7092 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (220 damage)
[20:40] *** that was for Sailor Crystal
[20:41] [2936 HP / 7101 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (175 damage)
[20:41] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( - DM - Kakyuu is having some problems with lag. ))

Tux: Bad lag, bad.

[20:41] [2673 HP / 7117 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (263 damage)
[20:41] <True Blue> (( its a tad hard to keep track of the order with all the /selll flying about plus the time limit ))
[20:41] <Senshi Guardian> - .........die -
[20:41] <SaiyaJedi> (( Is it my turn yet? :( ))
[20:41] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Mike, since you're selling, could you sell my special from way back? ))
[20:41] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( Go for it, SJ. ))
[20:41] *** ... Xanathippe you're the chaos senshi
[20:41] [716 HP / 471 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos blizzards at Chaos!Mike (-500 MP)
[20:41] <Duo> (( same with me ))
[20:41] [2673 HP / 7121 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:41] *** err Fledermaus rather
[20:41] [2673 HP / 7125 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:42] *** senzu and hit two exporer team members
[20:42] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( When was that annouced? ))
[20:42] <DekaYellow SWAT> Er, wait, n/m
[20:42] <Potamos> (( I thought it was Crystal ))
[20:42] * Senshi Guardian is just twisting out of the way
[20:42] <-Sailor Nishanu> Yatta! Umm... right?
[20:42] *** she's lagged out and we don't have all night
[20:42] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( Ya but she's lagging ))
[20:42] [941 HP / 994 MP] SPECIAL ATK: SaiyaJedi fires a gigantic Kamehameha towards ChaoticMike (-500 MP)

Tux: Kah…me…ha…me…ha!

[20:42] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> (( Wait, I thought... oh, whatever. ))
[20:42] [2520 HP / 7126 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (153 damage)
[20:42] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( Kakyuu's having lag troubles, Potamos. ))
[20:43] <Senshi Guardian> (( alright, is that everyone? ))
[20:43] <Potamos> (( Oh crap. ))
[20:43] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> (( Fair enough. ))
[20:43] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( No. ))
[20:43] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Princess Fledermaus has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:43] <Suu> Fledermaus-hime!!!
[20:43] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> ♦ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!

Tux: Tomoe patented laugh.

[20:43] <@Shaldra Darkness> ...
[20:43] * Suu grits her teeth, gets psyched up and extends her wings
[20:43] <-Sailor Nishanu> Oh s[BLEEP]t.
[20:44] <Senshi Guardian> (( who's left? ))
[20:44] [455 HP / 528 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo launches a black beam a mike (-500 MP)
[20:44] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaYellow SWAT scans for a weak point, firing a barrage at Mike. (-500 MP)
[20:44] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( Is there a master list of all the fighters? ))
[20:44] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Princess Fledermaus aims a deadly Pink Sugar Heart Attack at Shaldra! (-500 MP)
[20:44] [608 HP / 1607 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:44] [2224 HP / 7131 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (296 damage)
[20:44] <Furu> Wow, never thought I'd see that.
[20:44] [388 HP / 997 MP] DekaBlue SWAT kicks Mike in the shin. (-18 MP)
[20:44] [2206 HP / 7135 MP ] Senshi Guardian has BLOCKED a special attack! (18 damage)
[20:44] * @Shaldra Darkness zwees around it~
[20:44] [2164 HP / 7136 MP] Senshi Guardian has been HIT!! (42 damage)
[20:44] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Crystal has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:45] <Senshi Guardian> - I will gut you all..... -

Terra: Even me?

[20:45] [716 HP / 436 MP] Potamos knees Mike in the groin (-35 MP)
[20:45] <Senshi Guardian> (( done? :D; ))
[20:45] <SaiyaJedi> (( XD the swift kick to ths shins evidently was more effective than that barrage ))

Terra: Physical damage trumps weapon damage.

[20:45] [2106 HP / 7153 MP] Senshi Guardian has been HIT!! (58 damage)
[20:45] ☼ Scouter indicates Duo has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:45] * Potamos grins.
[20:45] [1000 HP / 500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Princess Fledermaus belly flops on top of Cobalt! (-500 MP)

Tux: Everyone into the pool.

[20:45] <True Blue> but the groin hit is even better!
[20:45] <DekaBlue SWAT> (( Duh. Swift Kick FTW ))
[20:45] <Suu> Cobalt-niisan!!!
[20:46] <Senshi Guardian> (( attacking now ))

Terra: Attack!

[20:46] <-Sailor Nishanu> Double s[BLEEP]t.
[20:46] [273 HP / 1631 MP ] Cobalt has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (194 damage)
[20:46] <Orrus-Solarchos> Cobalt better Senzu after that.
[20:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> ... is everyone still standing...
[20:46] * Cobalt has a LARGE Senshi on him

Terra: Get her off! Get her off!

[20:46] <Furu> The horror!
[20:46] *** Flder thank you, you can hang back for the moment
[20:46] <@Shinji Ikari> Still alive.
[20:46] <@spiritflame> Amazon Xanthippe: You have 1030 MP / 158 HP
[20:46] <Duo> Cobalt! Senzu!
[20:46] <Morrigan> Dammit! Where are those extra Senzus?!
[20:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> ... okay alive
[20:46] <Sailor Crystal> (( So am I Chaos Senshi now or not? ))
[20:46] *** explorer Cptain, where to next
[20:46] [2106 HP / 6653 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian drives his fist into the ground, a barrage of sharp black crystal spires erupt under the group!!! (-500 MP)
[20:46] <Amazon Xanthippe> Gah.
[20:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit
[20:47] [977 HP / 2607 MP ] Morrigan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (260 damage)
[20:47] [-39 HP/ 1025 MP] DekaBlue SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (427 damage)
[20:47] DekaBlue SWAT has BEEN DEFEATED!!!

Tux: Adam!

[20:47] [341 HP / 549 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (264 damage)
[20:47] <Neo Queen Serenity> (( Err, sure, you can hit them next round ))
[20:47] [158 HP / 1032 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:47] [718 HP / 1507 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (282 damage)
[20:47] [451 HP / 453 MP ] Potamos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (265 damage)
[20:47] [761 HP / 1516 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (239 damage)
[20:47] [-233 HP/ 975 MP] Sailor Kakyuu has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (563 damage)
[20:47] Sailor Kakyuu has BEEN DEFEATED!!!

Terra: Kakyuu-san!

[20:47] <DekaYellow SWAT> Adam!!
[20:47] [988 HP / 1002 MP ] -Sailor Nishanu has BLOCKED a special attack! (12 damage)
[20:47] <Potamos> UGRH!
[20:47] [710 HP / 1019 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (290 damage)
[20:47] * Amazon Xanthippe eats her senzu >.>
[20:47] [487 HP / 1017 MP ] SaiyaJedi has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (454 damage)
[20:47] <Potamos> Kakyuu-hime! Adam-kun!
[20:47] <SaiyaJedi> Owchies.
[20:47] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Xanthippe has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:47] [263 HP / 533 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (505 damage)
[20:47] *** Explorer team has hit a safe zone and can continue, those defeated are now chos senshi and must wait theior turn

Tux: Safe, for the moment.

[20:47] * @Shaldra Darkness gulps uneasily
[20:47] <Lt. David O`Cain> Argh! >_<
[20:48] <Duo> Xanthippe use a senzu bean!
[20:48] <Senshi Guardian> - yes....fall to my feet. -

Tux: Bow to me!

[20:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh thank the gods
[20:48] <Furu> If only there was a save point.

Terra: Once does not simply place save points into Mordor.

[20:48] <Orrus-Solarchos> DAVID! SENZU AFTER YOU MAKE YOUR ATTACK!
[20:48] <DekaYellow SWAT> /ooo, does that mean I can change his nick and senzu? :D;
[20:48] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( ^ ))
[20:48] <@Shinji Ikari> Heh.
[20:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> I wish
[20:48] <Potamos> - like I'm kissing your boots, mitai na... -

Terra: Yuck. I hate kissing boots.

[20:48] * Lt. David O`Cain uses his reserve senzu quickly
[20:48] <Sailor Kakyuu> (( Can I use my senzu if I've been defeated or not? ))
[20:48] <@spiritflame> Potamos: You have 453 MP / 451 HP
[20:48] *** Chaios senshi need to lie down for now, they will come into play later
[20:48] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit...
[20:48] <Potamos> I wonder if I should senzu...
[20:48] *** so NOT resenzu if you are a chaos senshi
[20:49] <Neo Queen Serenity> /SM explorers sell 3 times
[20:49] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus falls asleep ^_^
[20:49] [556 HP / 1658 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (52 damage)
[20:49] [556 HP / 1661 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:49] *** explorers sell 3 times
[20:49] [273 HP / 1635 MP] Cobalt has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:49] [950 HP / 1514 MP] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (50 damage)
[20:49] [467 HP / 1649 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been HIT!! (60 damage)
[20:49] [718 HP / 1007 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos envelopes Mike with the Pariah Field to weaken him. (-500 MP)
[20:49] [350 HP / 1661 MP] Furu has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (39 damage)
[20:49] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Evil is so tiring...
[20:49] [534 HP / 1678 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (22 damage)
[20:49] [-58 HP / 5 MP] -/sell has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (58 damage)
[20:49] -/sell has BEEN DEFEATED!!!

Tux: Even sell got defeated. Wow.

[20:49] [467 HP / 1654 MP] @Shinji Ikari has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:49] [251 HP / 1649 MP] Cobalt has been HIT!! (22 damage)
[20:49] [308 HP / 1669 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (42 damage)
[20:49] [431 HP / 1665 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been HIT!! (36 damage)
[20:49] [950 HP / 1515 MP] Suu has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:49] [521 HP / 1622 MP] Chibi Martina has been HIT!! (41 damage)
[20:49] [461 HP / 1629 MP] Chibi Martina has been HIT!! (60 damage)
[20:49] [251 HP / 1654 MP] Cobalt has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:49] <@Shaldra Darkness> OMG /sell is dead!

Terra: Heh.

[20:49] [265 HP / 1675 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (43 damage)
[20:49] [406 HP / 1692 MP] Chibi Martina has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (55 damage)
[20:49] * Furu is starting to limp over here.
[20:50] <-Sailor Nishanu> Gah! When is it my turn to attack?
[20:50] <Cobalt> You ba[BLEEP]rds!
[20:50] <@Shinji Ikari> [Obi-Wan] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tux: Yes.

[20:50] [949 HP / 1516 MP] Suu has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[20:50] [977 HP / 2107 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Morrigan picks up a large rock, flies into the air, and simply drops it on his head from an altitude of 75 feet. ^_^ (-500 MP)
[20:50] <@Shaldra Darkness> remember people most of you have an extra /senzu on you!
[20:50] *** you have a choice, explorers. Move forward once, or leap two squares. Serenity is shimmering in view in the distance.

Tux: You must choose, but choose wisely.

[20:50] <@Shinji Ikari> At least you still have your natural legs, Furu.
[20:50] [2106 HP / 6655 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:50] <Suu> [Engrish Darth Vader] Do not waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant

Tux: You have to love the Engrish.

[20:50] <Duo> Furu, Chibi Martina, senzu
[20:50] [2106 HP / 6660 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:50] [710 HP / 519 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaYellow SWAT runs up to Chaos!Mike, sliding in between his legs and firing UP into his groin as she slides under. (-500 MP)
[20:50] <@Shaldra Darkness> ... should we leap?
[20:50] *** oh and Sailor Cystal can use two special on the party members
[20:50] ☼ Scouter indicates Furu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:51] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe just punches Mike in the groin repeatedly. (-500 MP)
[20:51] <Furu> Better safe than sorry.
[20:51] * Senshi Guardian laughs at the feild, and shatters the rock with his fist
[20:51] <Furu> Leaping never ends well.

Tux: Especially here.

[20:51] <Cobalt> /decides on Senzuing
[20:51] <@Shinji Ikari> (( Wait can I senzu since I'm low? ))
[20:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Cobalt has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:51] <Senshi Guardian> (( lol at me mana ))
[20:51] *** If you haven;'t used your first senzu ikari then yet
[20:51] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain decides to charge energy into his armor's gems and then unleashes a powerful blast encompassing Mike, but leaving his allies unharmed, "GIGA CRASH!" (-500 MP)
[20:51] [451 HP / 432 MP] Potamos apologizes profusely and kicks Chaos!Mike in the groin again (-21 MP)
[20:51] *** ^yes
[20:51] <Morrigan> (( Shinji - Senzu whenever you want. ))
[20:51] [1813 HP / 6663 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (293 damage)
[20:52] <@Shinji Ikari> (( Since I haven't used my first yet... I will. ))
[20:52] [1660 HP / 6676 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (153 damage)
[20:52] <DekaYellow SWAT> Yatta!
[20:52] <@Shinji Ikari> (( I think. ))
[20:52] [1660 HP / 6677 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:52] [1640 HP / 6694 MP] Senshi Guardian has been HIT!! (20 damage)
[20:52] * DekaYellow SWAT 's attack did more than Xan's. :P
[20:52] <SaiyaJedi> Woo, he's almost down to our range... almost.
[20:52] *** Explorer team what's it to be, leap or straight?
[20:52] <Senshi Guardian> - you are all too WEAK! -
[20:52] *** 8 minutes to get mike!

Tux: Time is almost up.

[20:52] <@Shaldra Darkness> straight
[20:52] <Morrigan> ♡ transfers her Senzu bean to Solarchos. ♡
[20:53] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shinji Ikari has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:53] *** You have CHOSEN WISELY

Tux: Yes. Shaldra is full of win.

[20:53] [341 HP / 49 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue Summons Bahamut: "Mega Flare!" (at C-Mike) (-500 MP)
[20:53] <@Shaldra Darkness> YES
[20:53] [761 HP / 1016 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo casts metor on mike (-500 MP)
[20:53] [1138 HP / 6702 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (502 damage)
[20:53] * Amazon Xanthippe will kick your ass for that later, Swat-twat.
[20:53] *** NEO-QUEEN SERENITY IS RESCUED

NQS: I’m safe!

Terra: One down, one to go.

[20:53] [905 HP / 6706 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (233 damage)
[20:53] <Suu> ?
[20:53] <Furu> Yes, you can all THANK ME NOW
[20:53] <Senshi Guardian> (( do i ignore stuns too? ))
[20:53] <Furu> Or not.
[20:53] <@Shinji Ikari> Wooo!
[20:53] * @Shaldra Darkness HUGS FURU THANK YOU FOR THE HELP
[20:53] *** Sure mike
[20:53] <@Shinji Ikari> We.. are good.
[20:53] [451 HP / -68 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos sends a blizzard in Mike's direction OUT OF MANA - SPECIAL ATTACK FAILS! (-500 MP)
[20:53] [487 HP / 517 MP] SPECIAL ATK: SaiyaJedi gathers energy for a Genki-Dama and hurls it at his target (-500 MP)

Tux: Spirit Bomb for those who have seen the dub.

[20:53] <Cobalt> ^_^ b @ Furu
[20:53] <Furu> :D~
[20:53] <Potamos> Arggh!
[20:53] <Furu> I mean, you're welcome! Ha ha ha!
[20:53] <Chibi Martina> YES! WE ARE TEH WINNAR!

Tux: A winna is you.

[20:53] <Senshi Guardian> (( everyone had a hit? ))
[20:54] *** Usagi's body begins to glow, getting stronger~

Tux (singing): And I am, stronger now…

[20:54] <DekaYellow SWAT> Potamos-san... ._.;;
[20:54] * Potamos pouts.
[20:54] <Orrus-Solarchos> ♡ gives his Senzu bean to Potamos to use. ♡
[20:54] [645 HP / 6710 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (260 damage)
[20:54] * Potamos sighs and eats her senzu
[20:54] [988 HP / 502 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -Sailor Nishanu FROZEN WHIRLWIND! (-500 MP)
[20:54] *** The fighters are still battling for the fate of serena~
[20:54] ☼ Scouter indicates Potamos has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:54] ☼ Scouter indicates True Blue has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:54] [1000 HP / 500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe shoves a spear up Mike's arse. (-500 MP)
[20:54] <Orrus-Solarchos> Potamos - YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE NOW, USE IT!
[20:54] <Duo> Potamos senzu.
[20:54] [166 HP / 6732 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (479 damage)
[20:54] * @Shaldra Darkness leans back on a wall in an OMG I lead them the RIGHT WAY kind'a way

Tux: Yes, you did.

Terra: And we thank you, Shaldra.

[20:54] * Suu goes up to Neo Queen Serenity for a moment...
[20:54] * Furu is doing a victory boogie
[20:54] * Neo Queen Serenity looks at Suu weakly

NQS: So weak…

[20:54] <Potamos> Thanks, Solarchos!!!!
[20:54] <@Shinji Ikari> Hmm...
[20:54] [718 HP / 507 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos plunges the Warp-Blade into Mike's stomach, allowing the dæmon to consume the energy inside him. (-500 MP)
[20:54] * Suu curtsies
[20:55] <Senshi Guardian> (( no attacking twice before i do xanthee :p ))
[20:55] * Neo Queen Serenity waves and bows formally

NQS: I am a Queen, after all.

[20:55] <Potamos> I think...this is it!
[20:55] <SaiyaJedi> He's nearly done! Just put him in for a few more minutes and the timer should pop out!

Tux: I loled.

[20:55] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Sorry >.> ))
[20:55] * SaiyaJedi is hungry
[20:55] * @Shinji Ikari uses the Force to feel out the area.
[20:55] <-Sailor Nishanu> Yatta!
[20:55] * Cobalt nods politely to NQS
[20:55] <Potamos> (( LOL @ SJ ))
[20:55] * Neo Queen Serenity bows and smiles still weak
[20:55] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Hurry up and attack then! ))
[20:55] * SaiyaJedi kneels to the Queen
[20:55] * Neo Queen Serenity waves to everyone regally

NQS does a queen’s wave.

NQS: I still need practice.

[20:56] ☼ Scouter indicates Orrus-Solarchos has MP level of 1007!
[20:56] <Potamos> ...
[20:56] * True Blue uses his Senzu and waits for an opening to attack
[20:56] [166 HP / 6232 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian screams, as he shatters those spires from earlier, raining trillions of sharp crystal pieces on everyone (-500 MP)
[20:56] * @Shaldra Darkness bows to Neo Queen Serenity quickly then sits down and BREATHES
[20:56] <DekaYellow SWAT> Saiya-san, attack!
[20:56] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( Restoring my MP to pre-attack levels. Then I'll clobber Mike! ^_^ ))
[20:56] <Neo Queen Serenity> It is good... to see you all..
[20:56] <Duo> (( mike didn't sell sol's attack! ))
[20:56] [707 HP / 1014 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has BLOCKED a special attack! (11 damage)
[20:56] [710 HP / 524 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:56] [467 HP / 518 MP ] SaiyaJedi has BLOCKED a special attack! (20 damage)
[20:56] [708 HP / 1001 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (292 damage)
[20:56] * Furu is still boogieing
[20:56] <Chibi Martina> Hey, Queen Serenity. Could you please use your godmoding powers to save us?

NQS: I do not god mode.

[20:56] [1000 HP / 1501 MP ] Potamos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:56] <SaiyaJedi> Whoo... that was close.
[20:56] [848 HP / 1507 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (152 damage)
[20:56] [971 HP / 508 MP ] -Sailor Nishanu has BLOCKED a special attack! (17 damage)
[20:56] <Senshi Guardian> (( duo, read the logs before you speak, k ))
[20:56] <Furu> Oh, er, hello, your highness.
[20:56] <Lt. David O`Cain> Augh!
[20:56] * DekaYellow SWAT is just that smooth.

Tux: Smooth as the other side of the pillow.

[20:56] [707 HP / 514 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos leaps at Mike and STABS him in the chest with the Warp-Blade. (-500 MP)
[20:56] [513 HP / 1021 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (248 damage)
[20:56] * Potamos pulled up a bubble shield

Terra: And it popped soon after.

[20:56] * Furu resumes boogie
[20:56] <Neo Queen Serenity> .... I am not strong enough...
[20:56] [781 HP / 2113 MP ] Morrigan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (196 damage)
[20:57] * @Shinji Ikari bows formally to the Queen and does a slight Force push to get Furu's attention.
[20:57] * SaiyaJedi glances over and notices his dismembered tail on the ground, still twitching

Tux: Poor Saiyin…

[20:57] * True Blue dodges in front of Potamos-chan taking the hits
[20:57] <SaiyaJedi> :-o
[20:57] [779 HP / 511 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (221 damage)
[20:57] * Neo Queen Serenity bows back, still trying to realize what's going on

NQS: What’s going on?

Tux: A fight.

[20:57] [-82 HP/ 6235 MP] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (248 damage)
[20:57] Senshi Guardian has BEEN DEFEATED!!!

Tux: And that makes two.

[20:57] <Suu> I'm going to try and get their attention...
[20:57] <@Shaldra Darkness> Dude don't ask her to do stuff we just saved her, let her relax
[20:57] <DekaYellow SWAT> Yatta!!
[20:57] *** YOU SAVED SERENA!
[20:57] <Morrigan> YEAH!!!
[20:57] * Suu clears her throat
[20:57] <Lt. David O`Cain> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[20:57] <Amazon Xanthippe> Wooo! It was totally my hit that did it!
[20:57] *** TheFigure of Galaxia starts to stir...

NQS: Oh dear…

[20:57] <-Sailor Nishanu> YATTA!!!
[20:57] * @Shaldra Darkness ' ears perk up a bit and she grins
[20:57] <Duo> thank god!
[20:57] <Orrus-Solarchos> Excellent. FOR THE EMPEROR!
[20:58] * Senshi Guardian 's body twitches at the end of the blade......it comming out his back
[20:58] <Amazon Xanthippe> I SAVED THE UNIVERSE, b[BLEEP]chES!

Tux: We shall never forget.

[20:58] *** The Figure of Galaxia seems to fart... fart a clous of CHAOS

Terra: Pee-you…

[20:58] <DekaYellow SWAT> Got you!
[20:58] <True Blue> yes, a spear up the ass usually quells one's will to fight
[20:58] <Suu> ♫ oto no nai mahiru kaze wa tada akarui ♫
[20:58] <Chibi Martina> Eew.
[20:58] *** All chaos Senshi who were converted, do /stats

Tux: Stats are there HP and MP

[20:58] <-Sailor Nishanu> Wait... oh s[BLEEP]t.
[20:58] * @Shaldra Darkness gulps
[20:58] * Suu 's voice carries over the plain
[20:58] <@spiritflame> Amazon Princess Fledermaus: You have 500 MP / 1000 HP
[20:58] <@spiritflame> DekaBlue SWAT: You have 1025 MP / -39 HP
[20:58] *** the cavern starts to shake and tremble

Tux: Rumble…

[20:58] <Suu> ♫ sukoshi nemutasou ni hanabira ga yureta ♫
[20:58] <@spiritflame> Sailor Crystal: You have 1500 MP / 1000 HP
[20:59] *** remember if you were defeated you are a chaos senshi
[20:59] <Senshi Guardian> (( solar did. :p ))
[20:59] <@Shinji Ikari> (( In two minutes, I'll be having to go away but I will be trying to come back during commercial breaks. ))
[20:59] <Potamos> (( Can they hear Suu's song? ))
[20:59] <@Shaldra Darkness> woohhhh~
[20:59] <@spiritflame> Sailor Jade: You have 43 MP / -30 HP
[20:59] <Cobalt> s[BLEEP]t.... something's kicking up some tectonics...
[20:59] * Morrigan looks around uncertainly...and pulls out a communicator just in case.
[20:59] *** that incluses you mike
[20:59] <Furu> D:
[20:59] <Furu> Not good.
[20:59] * Orrus-Solarchos actually saved Serena?!
[20:59] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> (( Goddammit Mike has about a million MP now >.> ))
[20:59] * Sailor Jade is now known as Sailor Jade Chaos
[20:59] <@spiritflame> Senshi Guardian: You have 6235 MP / -82 HP
[20:59] * -Sailor Nishanu grips her icicle sword.
[21:00] *** Morrigan gets a voice transmission from an unknown source noting that after the next battle... either way... it begins

Tux: And so it begins…

[21:00] * Suu continues singing her song, raising her voice hoping it's loud enough to carry to the other group that's fighting
[21:00] *** and now we take a short intermission while I do some math XD

Tux: Yay, math.

[21:00] <Suu> (( Repeating question: Are they able to hear Suu's singing? ))
[21:00] <Morrigan> What?! Who is this?! Clear the channel!!
[21:00] <DekaBlue SWAT> (( Yay math! ))
[21:00] <Furu> Math. Truly the GREATEST evil

Terra: Not to some.

[21:00] <@spiritflame> Cobalt: You have 1500 MP / 1000 HP
[21:00] * DekaYellow SWAT takes her helmet off.
[21:01] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh god I can continue to catch my breath
[21:01] <@spiritflame> True Blue: You have 1507 MP / 848 HP
[21:01] * -Sailor Nishanu hear Suu's singing. Barely.
[21:01] <Senshi Guardian> (( hey, that what you get for having a mob against one!! XD ))
[21:01] * @Shaldra Darkness is so stressed from that s[BLEEP]t before
[21:01] <Furu> Breathe in and out, Auntie.
[21:01] <Guu> I'd like to take this opportunity to say... You're all screwed! And I could totally save everyone, but... meh.
[21:01] * @Shinji Ikari now vanishes in the shadows for stealthy IC reasons, Sith-like. You know. While in reality he's off to do some male bonding and will do his best to return during commerical breaks.
[21:01] <-Sailor Jade Chaos> (( ...crap, I gotta go. ))
[21:01] <Furu> In with the good air, out with the chaos-infected deathair.
[21:01] <-Sailor Jade Chaos> (( Sorry guys ))
[21:01] <Furu> (( D: ))
[21:01] *** it's ok
[21:01] * Guu disappears in a puff of Prime Directive.

Tux: New guy on the block.

[21:01] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( I'm just glad I managed to get the last hit in when it truly counted. ))
[21:02] * -Sailor Jade Chaos hopes whatever happens gives her back her usual dimensions
[21:02] * Potamos leans on her Blue-chan
[21:02] *** -Sailor Jade Chaos has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:02] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( Hell yeah, Solar! ))
[21:02] * DekaYellow SWAT tries to contact Furu on his SP License.
[21:02] <@spiritflame> Sailor Kakyuu: You have 975 MP / -233 HP
[21:02] <Senshi Guardian> (( lol, you get the rare honor of being in the elite club that's beaten me IC. XD ))

Tux: And that’s one exclusive club.

[21:02] * Orrus-Solarchos ~_~.._I_ @ Guu. "Then what good are you?"
[21:02] * True Blue supports Potamos-chan, glad that so far she's okay
[21:02] *** all the chaos senshi are suddenly purified

Terra: Back to normal.

[21:02] * @Shaldra Darkness flicks her tail, the blade on the end digging into the floor
[21:02] <Morrigan> Hmph...evidently Solar was right to come back.
[21:03] *** Guu has quit IRC (Gods move in mysterious ways. And this one is moving towards the exit.)

Terra: Time for me to go.

[21:03] * Suu feels a strange power...
[21:03] <Neo Queen Serenity> Something.. is coming,...
[21:03] <@Shaldra Darkness> ...
[21:03] <Suu> What's coming, Serenity-sama?
[21:03] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus wakes up. Refreshed!
[21:03] <Neo Queen Serenity> That purification wasn't the power of good come tosave them... but the power of evil feeding on their vey souls...

Tux: Oh Shi…

[21:03] <-Sailor Nishanu> Chaos...
[21:03] <Furu> I don't suppose it would be something GOOD, would it?
[21:03] * Senshi Guardian blinks under his helmet, his armor white again, the holy sword once again in his possesion.
[21:03] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Wait a sec. Since when was I ever pure?
[21:03] <Neo Queen Serenity> Taking all the chaos energy away...

Terra: Go away, bad energy.

[21:03] <Furu> Of course not. That would require us to have luck.
[21:03] * @Shaldra Darkness gets up, drawing Hanuya and undoing her jacket
[21:03] <DekaYellow SWAT> Furu? Furu, do you read me?
[21:03] <Suu> Do you mean that...they're going to still be evil?
[21:04] <Chibi Martina> Oneeniichan!
[21:04] <Morrigan> DAMMIT!! Galaxia's powering up to attack! BRACE YOURSELVES EVERYONE!
[21:04] * Neo Queen Serenity does and stands near serena, holding her hand
[21:04] <@Shaldra Darkness> Everyone get ready...!!
[21:04] <Potamos> SUU!
[21:04] * DekaYellow SWAT places her helmet back on.
[21:04] * Furu cracks his knuckles.
[21:04] <Furu> Eh?
[21:04] * Suu defensively pulls her wings around her
[21:04] <Lt. David O`Cain> Aw, mother f[BLEEP]ker. ~_~
[21:04] * -Sailor Nishanu grips her icicle sword tighter.
[21:04] * Neo Queen Serenity sends out a healing wave thaty sets everyone to 2000 / 3000

Tux: Healing… nothing more than healing.

[21:04] * Potamos looks at the cosmic juice...
[21:04] <-Orrus-Solarchos > Suu! Get over here!
[21:04] * Duo gets in a guard position
[21:05] <Neo Queen Serenity> This... is call I can do for you... *drops*

NQS: I fainted.

[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shaldra Darkness has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] <Potamos> SERENITY-SAMA!!!!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Senshi Guardian has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaYellow SWAT has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shaldra Darkness has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaYellow SWAT has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates True Blue has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] <Potamos> I HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN HELP YOU! MITAI NA!!!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Senshi Guardian has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Orrus-Solarchos has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Chibi Martina has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] <-Sailor Nishanu> set hp 2000
[21:05] * @Shaldra Darkness catches Serenity
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates True Blue has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Duo has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] * Neo Queen Serenity drops to the ground alng with Serenity
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Orrus-Solarchos has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Potamos has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] <DekaYellow SWAT> That power...
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Chibi Martina has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates -Sailor Nishanu has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Morrigan has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Potamos has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Cobalt has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Suu has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] * @Shaldra Darkness lays her down, removing her jacket and draping it over the Queen
[21:05] * Senshi Guardian draws the Holy Sword from his back "Now... THIS is how it should be!"

Tux: Indeed.

[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates -Sailor Nishanu has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Suu has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Cobalt has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Morrigan has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Duo has MP level of 3000!
[21:06] * Potamos pulls the Cosmic Juice from her powah.

Tux: How soon could we forget that?

Terra: The juice? Or her powah?

Tux: Both.

[21:06] ☼ Scouter indicates Furu has HP level of 2000!
[21:06] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( So, wait, no Chaos-y fun? ))
[21:06] ☼ Scouter indicates Furu has MP level of 3000!
[21:06] <Potamos> Serenity-sama...Serena-chan...
[21:06] <-Sailor Nishanu> Thank you, Serenity-sama.
[21:06] * Orrus-Solarchos wonders if there's anything he can possibly do with the Pariah Field to weaken Galaxia?
[21:06] *** Chaos has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:06] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Chaos

Tux: It’s time…

NQS: Chaos.

[21:06] * Lt. David O`Cain salutes NQS and Serena
[21:06] * Chaos has leaked from Galaxia's body
[21:06] <Potamos> Yatte kita...mitai na...
[21:06] <@Shaldra Darkness> ...
[21:06] <Cobalt> (( are we back in one group or still separate? ))
[21:06] <Senshi Guardian> So, we meet again....
[21:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Kakyuu has HP level of 2000!
[21:07] <Potamos> [It has come, mitai na]
[21:07] <-Sailor Nishanu> s[BLEEP]t, s[BLEEP]t, double s[BLEEP]t.
[21:07] <Chaos> ♦ I AM REBORN THANKS TO THE FALLEN
[21:07] *** you are all in one group
[21:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Kakyuu has MP level of 3000!
[21:07] <Furu> T-that's Chaos?...it's not s-so scary....
[21:07] <Duo> (( can I have REDEMPTION by Gackt as the BGM? ))

Tux: Maybe I should have downloaded that, back in the day.

[21:07] * Cobalt wheels about to face the threat, ax at the ready
[21:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Crystal has HP level of 2000!
[21:07] * Suu feels the pure evil...
[21:07] * Chaos has the stats of all the chaos soldiers

Tux: Ah…

Terra: I see…

[21:07] <@Shaldra Darkness> four of you go and guard Serenity and Serena!
[21:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Chaos has HP level of 12785!
[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Crystal has MP level of 3000!
[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Chaos has MP level of 900000000!
[21:08] <Lt. David O`Cain> Gonna like old times fighting on the same side, eh, Mike?
[21:08] <@Shaldra Darkness> The rest get ready!
[21:08] * True Blue draws his katana, takes a defensive postion protecting Potamos-chan and the Usagis
[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaBlue SWAT has HP level of 2000!
[21:08] <@Shaldra Darkness> This is gonna be hell!

Tux: Welcome to hell.

[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Xanthippe has MP level of 3000!
[21:08] * Chaos grows to be NINETY FEET TALL

Terra: Growth spurt… not good.

[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaBlue SWAT has MP level of 3000!
[21:08] <-Sailor Nishanu> Holy f[BLEEP]king s[BLEEP]t!
[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Xanthippe has HP level of 2000!
[21:08] <Senshi Guardian> oh goodie
[21:08] * Potamos looks at Blue-chan
[21:08] <Chaos> ♦ this little girl.... defeated me so many times

NQS: Of Course I did.

[21:08] <Lt. David O`Cain> Aw f[BLEEP]kberries!
[21:08] <Furu> Okay, maybe it's a liiittle bit scarier now.
[21:08] <Orrus-Solarchos> Chaos is going to have to be making at least 14 /SELL's each round here. This is going to get confusing.
[21:08] * Potamos looks at the Cosmic Juice
[21:09] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Princess Fledermaus has HP level of 2000!
[21:09] * - REDEMPTION by Gackt bigins to play

Tux: Wish I could listen to that.

[21:09] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Princess Fledermaus has MP level of 3000!
[21:09] * Potamos looks at the Queen and her double
[21:09] <True Blue> Duo.... you do have a Gundam or other Mecha on you right???
[21:09] <Furu> Argh, Gackt music! It buuuuurns.
[21:09] <Chaos> ♦ Metallia... Wise Man... Pharaoh 90... Neherenia...

NQS: All the past enemies I had defeated.

[21:09] <Potamos> (( In a separate universe Bucket Mouse screams "TUESTI-SAMA GA ICHIBAN" ))
[21:09] <Senshi Guardian> It's gonna die real soon, so just ignore it's ramblings
[21:09] <DekaBlue SWAT> Ugh, don't make him feel important, TB.
[21:09] *** Serena and Serenity are in a deep coma

Tux: Zzz…

[21:09] <Duo> To bad so sad Chaos!
[21:09] <Lt. David O`Cain> Mike - Right!
[21:09] * Potamos approaches Serena and Serenity
[21:09] * Orrus-Solarchos starts playing his own battle-theme for this fight - "Vater Unser" by E nomine.
[21:09] <Chaos> ♦ I WILL END THEM TONIGHT AND REVAGE THIS PLANET YOU HOLD SO DEAR

Tux: Destroy! Crush! Rip! Tear! Shred!.

[21:10] <Amazon Xanthippe> Shut up, Duo.
[21:10] <True Blue> hey! You've can call in mecha too! Which is good, cause damn she's tall
[21:10] <@Shaldra Darkness> Not if we have anything to say!
[21:10] <Furu> You...did not just say Too Bad So Sad to the ultimate evil. I'm going to keep on living and ignore that.
[21:10] * Morrigan is ready to call in reinforcements, if possible.
[21:10] <DekaBlue SWAT> Blue, we're at the center of the earth.
[21:10] [12785 HP / 899999500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chaos grabs duo and crushes him (-500 MP)
[21:10] * Potamos plays "A Song of Storm and Fire" from Tsubasa Chronicle as her fighting theme
[21:10] <Duo> sol, do you want me to summon Anbuis?
[21:10] <-Sailor Nishanu> Oh, so you're staying AWAY from planet Nishanu?
[21:10] * SaiyaJedi ready?
[21:10] <DekaBlue SWAT> The Super DekarangerRobo is gonna take FOREVER to get here.

Tux: It’s just that slow.

[21:11] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus is listening to: Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (192 kbps)

Tux: There we go, a song we’ve heard of.

[21:11] <True Blue> better late than never!
[21:11] <Potamos> (( I need the DM and I need a private discussion... ))
[21:11] <@Shaldra Darkness> Forget the battle themes and just CHARGE!!!
[21:11] <SaiyaJedi> (( Dammit Duo, /sell special ))
[21:11] <Morrigan> And there goes Chaos' attack for this round! NAIL 'ER!
[21:11] *** ?
[21:11] * Super Sailor Anubis is busy fighting youma-daimons on the surface, kthxdie.
[21:11] <Potamos> (( About the Cosmic Juice. ))
[21:11] * Senshi Guardian plays "Click Click Boom" by salvia, cause all the cool kids are playing music. :p
[21:11] *** You can put the juice into play, it may not end the fight but it can't hurt

Tux: The Juice is in play.

[21:12] * Sailor Crystal and Kakyuu approach Serenity and Serena to protect them as well
[21:12] <Duo> Sell Special
[21:12] <Potamos> (( Potamos isn't going to be using this on herself though... ))
[21:12] * Lt. David O`Cain has "King of Kings" by Motorhead going in his helmet
[21:12] *** that's fine
[21:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> The cool kids are listening to REDEMPTION by Gackt dammit!
[21:12] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> (( Good Christ ))
[21:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> Because that song kicks so much ass
[21:12] <Potamos> (( She has someone here she wants to use this on. ))
[21:12] [1706 HP / 3016 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (294 damage)
[21:12] <Potamos> (( And the two of them are right now in a deep coma... ))
[21:12] * Chaos Roars at the others with enough force to shake the planet

Tux: Earthquake!

[21:12] <Amazon Xanthippe> Gackt is a girly-boy who confuses my lesbian hormones! He must die!
[21:13] <Potamos> (( What would it do? What would it do...? ))
[21:13] <DekaBlue SWAT> Heh.
[21:13] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Morrigan gets Chaos' position, calls in for a precision airstrike, and has the Cyo-Hatu blast her with a shot from its nose-mounted "Ginzu" Beam (-500 MP)
[21:13] *** the serenitiis are not going to win this day, the users will save the earth

Tux: We hope.

[21:13] <Senshi Guardian> you just called Duo cool, shaldra.
[21:13] <@Shaldra Darkness> EVERYONE!! let's do this!
[21:13] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Shaldra Darkness KUU HA ZAN! (-500 MP)
[21:13] *** but you CAN heal the usagi who is being impaled with it

Tux: Oh, we forgot about her.

[21:13] <DekaBlue SWAT> Xan - No, you're tihnking of Mana.
[21:13] <Potamos> (( I see...so that's how it is then. ))
[21:13] [12127 HP / 899999517 MP ] Chaos has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (658 damage)
[21:13] [11838 HP / 899999535 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (289 damage)
[21:13] <Duo> (( my computer is going to hell ))
[21:13] <Potamos> (( Then Potamos has made her decision. ))

Tux: I wonder what it is.

[21:14] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT SWAT BLUE BLAST! (-500 MP)
[21:14] <Potamos> (( The Cosmic Juice goes to heal Usagi. ))

Terra: Thank you, Potamos.

[21:14] *** sell special
[21:14] [11302 HP / 899999537 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (536 damage)
[21:14] *** err sure
[21:14] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos envelops Chaos in the Pariah Field. (-500 MP)
[21:14] <Potamos> Blue-chan, kiss for luck
[21:14] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue fires off a massive Aoi Shi Shi Okandan (KiBlast) (-500 MP)
[21:14] [2000 HP / 2978 MP] Sailor Crystal throws a Crystal Turbulence to attempt to paralyze Chaos (-22 MP)
[21:14] [11289 HP / 899999546 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (13 damage)
[21:14] * Potamos kisses Blue-chan
[21:14] [1706 HP / 2516 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo casts HOLY on Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:14] [11112 HP / 899999562 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (177 damage)
[21:14] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Furu leaps up, gathers enough electrical energy into his arm to start burning it, and fires it at Chaos, blowing his arm off along with the blast (-500 MP)
[21:14] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain charges energy and fires off the powerful laser at Chaos, "DELTA LASER!" (-500 MP)
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaYellow SWAT TWIN CAM ANGEL SINGLE FIRE! (-500 MP)
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe hurls an axe at Chaos' face! (-500 MP)
[21:15] [10859 HP / 899999574 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (253 damage)
[21:15] [10611 HP / 899999591 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (248 damage)
[21:15] * True Blue turns to Potamos-chan and gives her a very loving passionate kiss for luck ♡
[21:15] [10597 HP / 899999599 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (14 damage)
[21:15] [10333 HP / 899999600 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (264 damage)
[21:15] [9922 HP / 899999650 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (411 damage)
[21:15] [9742 HP / 899999655 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (180 damage)
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Kakyuu throws a Kinmoku Fusion Tempest at Choas (-500 MP)

Tux: Kinmoku Fusion Tempest!

[21:15] [9505 HP / 899999657 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (237 damage)
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Princess Fledermaus subjects Chaos to the ultimate punishment... Pink Sugar Heart Attack! (-500 MP)

Terra: Pink Sugar… Heart… Attack.

[21:15] [9495 HP / 899999665 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage)
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos summons a blizzard at Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian unleashes a two story tall crystal spike at chaos (-500 MP)
[21:15] [9485 HP / 899999672 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage)
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Cobalt fires off a huge Noukon Shi Shi Buruburudan!! (-500 MP)
[21:15] [9265 HP / 899999675 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (220 damage)
[21:15] * Furu lands on his feet and waits for his arm to grow back. That's the problem with attacks like that. Plus the searing pain.

Tux: Ow, the pain.

[21:16] <Duo> (( I need to back out for a sec ))
[21:16] * SaiyaJedi lags
[21:16] <Chaos> - you fools think you MATTER? -

Tux: I matter.

Terra: I matter.

NQS: I so matter.

Setsuna: I don’t matter, that much.

[21:16] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu flies up into the air, grabs two feathers from her wings and hurls them both at Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:16] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chibi Martina launches a volley of tennis balls at Chaos. "ACE WO NERÆ!" (-500 MP)

Tux: Service!

[21:16] [8826 HP / 899999682 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (439 damage)
[21:16] <Potamos> I do matter.
[21:16] [8812 HP / 899999688 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (14 damage)
[21:16] <@Shaldra Darkness> We all matter
[21:16] <@Shaldra Darkness> After all, we're here
[21:16] <Suu> The young ones matter...
[21:16] <Amazon Xanthippe> Well, the males don't.
[21:17] <DekaYellow SWAT> I may not matter, but these people do!
[21:17] <Furu> And there's no way you're gettin' past us.
[21:17] <Suu> No matter how small we are...we all matter

Tux: Well put.

[21:17] <Sailor Kakyuu> Yeah we matter, Chaos, we're better than you
[21:17] [8812 HP / 899999188 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chaos fires a special at everyone, that if it hits makes them hit themselves with an attack (-500 MP)
[21:17] <SaiyaJedi> (( Dammit, this is too much lag ))
[21:17] <Orrus-Solarchos> Chaos - I don't...but then again I *am* now something outside your realm of control.
[21:17] <True Blue> maybe, maybe not; but I'm going to make sure this world is safe for the one that matters to me!
[21:17] <DekaBlue SWAT> I matter more than anyone else here, you ecto-c[BLEEP]t!
[21:17] <SaiyaJedi> (( Sorry to bail guys, but I gotta go take care of computer stuff ))
[21:17] * Duo is away
[21:17] [1749 HP / 2514 MP ] Potamos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (251 damage)
[21:17] [1841 HP / 2503 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (159 damage)
[21:17] [1535 HP / 2535 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (465 damage)
[21:17] <Senshi Guardian> and we're gonna take youdown!
[21:17] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -Sailor Nishanu freezing winds, follow my command FROZEN WHIRLWIND! (-500 MP)
[21:17] [1557 HP / 2559 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (443 damage)
[21:17] [1742 HP / 2501 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (258 damage)
[21:17] [1845 HP / 2515 MP ] Morrigan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (155 damage)
[21:17] [1465 HP / 2510 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (535 damage)
[21:17] [2000 HP / 2501 MP ] True Blue has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:17] [8653 HP / 899999205 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (159 damage)
[21:17] [1987 HP / 2510 MP ] Furu has BLOCKED a special attack! (13 damage)
[21:17] [1999 HP / 2501 MP] -Sailor Nishanu has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[21:17] [1815 HP / 2570 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (26 damage)
[21:17] [1730 HP / 2518 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (270 damage)
[21:17] [1592 HP / 2527 MP ] Cobalt has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (408 damage)
[21:18] <Lt. David O`Cain> AUGH!! >_<
[21:18] [1983 HP / 2510 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has BLOCKED a special attack! (17 damage)
[21:18] [1676 HP / 2525 MP] Senshi Guardian has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (54 damage)
[21:18] <-Sailor Nishanu> (( s[BLEEP]t, too late. ))
[21:18] [1956 HP / 2514 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (31 damage)
[21:18] [1988 HP / 2502 MP ] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has BLOCKED a special attack! (12 damage)
[21:18] <Senshi Guardian> damn........
[21:18] <Chaos> - I can turn your powers against you~ -

Tux: Now that would be cool.

[21:18] <DekaYellow SWAT> Ughn!
[21:18] <Potamos> (( So we attack ourselves? ))
[21:18] * Cobalt inexplicably smashes himself in the face with his battle ax
[21:18] *** yes
[21:18] <@Shaldra Darkness> I've been through worse
[21:18] [1845 HP / 2015 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Morrigan starts flinging Ofudas at Chaos, all of them imbued with a power that is neither Chaos nor Order...BALANCE. (-500 MP)

Tux: Akuryou taisan!

[21:18] [1980 HP / 2505 MP ] Chibi Martina has BLOCKED a special attack! (20 damage)
[21:18] [1464 HP / 2548 MP ] Suu has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (536 damage)
[21:18] [8360 HP / 899999220 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (293 damage)
[21:18] * Morrigan is blasted by one of her own Soul Fists
[21:18] [1557 HP / 2059 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT turns his blaster against himself, pulling the trigger. (-500 MP)
[21:18] <@Shinji Ikari> (( Wow, that's some s[BLEEP]tload of MP. ))
[21:18] [1749 HP / 2489 MP] Potamos gets a blizzard blown back at her (-25 MP)
[21:19] [1684 HP / 2518 MP] Amazon Xanthippe has been HIT!! (58 damage)
[21:19] [1275 HP / 2063 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (282 damage)
[21:19] [1815 HP / 2070 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Shaldra Darkness charges forward and draws back her sword "HAJA KENSEI OUKA HOUSHIN! (-500 MP)
[21:19] [2000 HP / 2504 MP ] Sailor Kakyuu has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:19] [1725 HP / 2495 MP] Potamos has been HIT!! (24 damage)
[21:19] <Amazon Xanthippe> OW! I just bit my tongue!
[21:19] <DekaBlue SWAT> Son of a...
[21:19] *** XD
[21:19] * Orrus-Solarchos feels the pain inside him twinge to absolutely unbearable proportions for a moment.
[21:19] [1988 HP / 2988 MP ] Sailor Crystal has BLOCKED a special attack! (12 damage)
[21:19] <-H.S Adrianna> (( Okay, connection's working again. Can I rejoin? ))
[21:19] [1676 HP / 2025 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian runs at full speed, and bounds upwards, a helluva tall jump, and strike at the core of chaos with the holy sword (-500 MP)
[21:19] [8343 HP / 899999230 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (17 damage)
[21:19] [1464 HP / 2540 MP] Suu has all her feathers disappear midair, and she hits the ground (-8 MP)
[21:19] [8120 HP / 899999250 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (223 damage)
[21:19] * Duo is back
[21:19] [1417 HP / 2596 MP] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (47 damage)
[21:19] [1535 HP / 2539 MP] Orrus-Solarchos has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[21:19] *** yes Halyey
[21:19] <@Shinji Ikari> (( Hey am I capable of making a Ninja-Sith quick attack or something? ))
[21:19] [1592 HP / 2520 MP] Cobalt Tremora at himself?? (-7 MP)
[21:19] <Suu> UGH!
[21:19] [1592 HP / 2524 MP] Cobalt has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[21:19] *** yes Ikari
[21:20] <Duo> (( I'm using IE ))

Tux: Which sucks.

[21:20] * Potamos sneers at Chaos
[21:20] <@Shinji Ikari> (( I'm using your soul. ))
[21:20] [1535 HP / 2039 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos leaps at Chaos and begins to hack and stab at her viciously with BOTH swords. (-500 MP)
[21:20] [1956 HP / 2014 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Furu charges his entire body with energy, leaps up into the air, and exploding drop kicks Chaos! "SUPER INAZUMA KIIIICK!!" (-500 MP)
[21:20] [7919 HP / 899999253 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (201 damage)
[21:20] <Potamos> As long as we are loved...we matter, mitai na...

Terra: Again, well said.

[21:20] [7919 HP / 899999255 MP ] Chaos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:20] * Cobalt blinks 'that was weird'
[21:20] [1983 HP / 2010 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaYellow SWAT calls in her PATWing, having it fire at Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:20] <Chaos> - Hah you all act so righteous -
[21:20] [7694 HP / 899999264 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (225 damage)
[21:20] [1725 HP / 1995 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos hits Chaos with the Ai Tenshi Wannabe Potamos Double Punch! (-500 MP)
[21:20] [7357 HP / 899999306 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (337 damage)
[21:20] [1988 HP / 2488 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Crystal throws an Unmei Surprise at Chaos (many random sharp metallic/crystalline weapons flying at Chaos) (-500 MP)
[21:20] [7127 HP / 899999311 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (230 damage)
[21:21] [1684 HP / 2018 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe runs up to Chaos and tries to cop a feel. (-500 MP)

Tux: Okay, weird attack.

[21:21] [1417 HP / 2096 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu flings feathers one after the other at Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:21] <Orrus-Solarchos> I *AM* righteous, you Chaos filth!
[21:21] [6912 HP / 899999315 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (215 damage)
[21:21] [1999 HP / 2478 MP] -Sailor Nishanu is caught in her own freezing cold mini-tornado. (-23 MP)
[21:21] [1706 HP / 2016 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo Casts HOLY again at Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:21] [6513 HP / 899999350 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (399 damage)
[21:21] * DekaBlue SWAT calls in his PATWing, sending it crashing into Chaos.
[21:21] <@Shaldra Darkness> I may not act like it, but I care about these people, and I want them to survive. I don't matter, but to me, they do.
[21:21] [2000 HP / 2001 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue casts Legendary Meteo to add to Potamos-chan's attack (-500 MP)
[21:21] [1949 HP / 2493 MP] -Sailor Nishanu has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[21:21] [6225 HP / 899999369 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (288 damage)
[21:21] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shinji Ikari has HP level of 2000!
[21:21] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shinji Ikari has MP level of 3000!
[21:21] [1275 HP / 1563 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT calls in his PATWing, sending it crashing into Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:21] <Suu> Everyone here matters to me...
[21:21] <Chaos> - We will see the value of your high sounding words -
[21:21] <Suu> Without them, do you think I'd be here?!

Tux: No.

Terra: No way.

[21:21] [6225 HP / 899999373 MP ] Chaos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:21] <Orrus-Solarchos> I CAME BACK HERE TO STAND WITH ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WHEN I COULD'VE JUST STAYED SAFE AND FAR AWAY, COULDN'T I?!

Tux: And we thank you for that, Marine.

[21:21] [1465 HP / 2010 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain shoots a large stream of fire at Chaos from his face mask, "DELTA FIRE!" (-500 MP)
[21:21] [5949 HP / 899999390 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (276 damage)
[21:21] [1988 HP / 2002 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Princess Fledermaus rains a rain of misfortune on Chaos' astonished head! "DIM BENDITH!" (-500 MP)
[21:22] <DekaBlue SWAT> Son of a b[BLEEP]ch.
[21:22] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Shinji Ikari LEAPS out of the shadows to deliver a Lightsaber stab and vanishes once again (-500 MP)
[21:22] <@spiritflame> Potamos: You have 1995 MP / 1725 HP
[21:22] [5771 HP / 899999397 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (178 damage)
[21:22] [5473 HP / 899999410 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (298 damage)
[21:22] <Orrus-Solarchos> I *won't* abandon the people I care about!
[21:22] ☼ Scouter indicates -H.S Adrianna has HP level of 2000!
[21:22] [1725 HP / 1495 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos forms an ice crystal spear and hurls it at the heart of Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:22] * @Shinji Ikari is away: commerical break over
[21:22] [5263 HP / 899999430 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (210 damage)
[21:22] ☼ Scouter indicates -H.S Adrianna has MP level of 3000!
[21:22] [1592 HP / 2024 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Cobalt Summons Atomos: "G-Force 199!" (-500 MP)
[21:22] <Furu> Yeah, words are pretty cheap, so why don't you do something other than the imposing ultimate villian speech, you gigantic waste of evil matter?
[21:22] [1980 HP / 2005 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chibi Martina ... elbows Chaos in the face? "TENNIS ELBOW!" (-500 MP)
[21:22] [5111 HP / 899999434 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (152 damage)
[21:22] [1949 HP / 1993 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -Sailor Nishanu flies forward and throws a razor sharp icicle at Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:22] [4508 HP / 899999470 MP ] Chaos has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (603 damage)
[21:22] <Lt. David O`Cain> I stand ready to fight! I fight for my friends and I will NEVER ABANDON THEM!

Tux: Never give up, never surrender.

[21:22] <Morrigan> Indeed, Furu. Well said.
[21:22] [1417 HP / 1596 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu flies towards Chaos close enough to slash with the edges of her wings (-500 MP)
[21:22] [4508 HP / 899999475 MP ] Chaos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:23] * -H.S Adrianna draws her lightsabre and joins the fray
[21:23] <Chaos> - Well said Furu -
[21:23] <Cobalt> Furu, no giving the villian ideas!!

Terra: D’oh!

[21:23] <Chibi Martina> Chaos always was pretty generic as villains go.
[21:23] <Morrigan> ♡ Chaos~! You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha! ♡

Tux: Zero Wing reference GET.

[21:23] <Chaos> - as it happens I have something in mind -
[21:23] <True Blue> Bad Furu! Bad!
[21:23] <DekaBlue SWAT> Nii-san! WTF?!
[21:23] <Furu> I won't let him play with us. The sooner we get through the worst of it the stronger we'll be!
[21:23] <Potamos> - you f[BLEEP]king jinxed us furu...MITAI NA -
[21:23] <-Sailor Nishanu> Furu, I shall never forgive you.
[21:23] * Orrus-Solarchos just waits.
[21:24] [4508 HP / 899998975 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chaos fires a special attack that if it hits, makes everyone attack the person they most subconciously want to other among their teammates (-500 MP)
[21:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> Now's NOT the time to be b[BLEEP]ching at eachother!
[21:24] [1268 HP / 2046 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (267 damage)
[21:24] [1956 HP / 2015 MP ] Furu has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:24] [1815 HP / 2071 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:24] [1445 HP / 2013 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has BLOCKED a special attack! (20 damage)
[21:24] [1110 HP / 1565 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (165 damage)
[21:24] [1823 HP / 2012 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (177 damage)
[21:24] [1704 HP / 2497 MP ] Sailor Crystal has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (284 damage)
[21:24] <Chibi Martina> Oh my God. Duo is doomed.

Tux: Goodbye, Duo.

[21:24] [1845 HP / 2017 MP ] Morrigan has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> I would NEVER HURT THEM!
[21:24] [1520 HP / 1513 MP ] Potamos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (205 damage)
[21:24] [2000 HP / 2999 MP] -H.S Adrianna turns towards Shaldra and DRIVES her lightsabre into her stomach (-1 MP)
[21:24] [1110 HP / 1543 MP] DekaBlue SWAT fires at TB. (-22 MP)
[21:24] [1786 HP / 2520 MP ] Sailor Kakyuu has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (214 damage)
[21:24] [1369 HP / 2033 MP ] Cobalt has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (223 damage)
[21:24] [1769 HP / 2096 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (46 damage)
[21:24] [803 HP / 1608 MP ] Suu has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (614 damage)
[21:24] * Furu 's after image is hit by the attack and quickly dissapates in a fzzt of lightning

Tux: Did I mention he’s also an android? Of the DBZ variety.

[21:24] [1518 HP / 2034 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (158 damage)
[21:24] [1785 HP / 2015 MP ] Chibi Martina has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (195 damage)
[21:24] [1657 HP / 1995 MP ] -Sailor Nishanu has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (292 damage)
[21:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> GRRAAAHHH
[21:24] [1683 HP / 2029 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (300 damage)
[21:24] [2000 HP / 2499 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -H.S Adrianna turns towards Shaldra and DRIVES her lightsabre into her stomach (-500 MP)
[21:24] [1514 HP / 2021 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (192 damage)
[21:25] [1399 HP / 2027 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (285 damage)
[21:25] [1793 HP / 2028 MP] True Blue has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (30 damage)
[21:25] [1520 HP / 1479 MP] Potamos slaps Blue-chan in the face (-34 MP)
[21:25] [1551 HP / 2100 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (218 damage)
[21:25] [1268 HP / 2029 MP] Orrus-Solarchos stomps on Dekablue SWAT's foot...while wearing full power armor. (-17 MP)
[21:25] [1815 HP / 2004 MP ] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (173 damage)
[21:25] * DekaYellow SWAT ... fires at Shaldra Darkness.
[21:25] <-H.S Adrianna> (( That was SUPPOSED to be a special. >_>;; ))
[21:25] [803 HP / 1607 MP] Suu stabs Solarchos with one of her feathers (-1 MP)
[21:25] [1793 HP / 2003 MP] True Blue casts Blizzaga at Furu (-25 MP)
[21:25] [1683 HP / 1994 MP] DekaYellow SWAT FIRES!! FIRES!! FIRES!! (-35 MP)
[21:25] [1550 HP / 2103 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[21:25] [1514 HP / 1985 MP] Duo punches shaldra in the face (-36 MP)
[21:25] * Cobalt casts Tremoraga at Furu
[21:25] [1208 HP / 2041 MP] Orrus-Solarchos has been HIT!! (60 damage)
[21:25] [1550 HP / 2105 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[21:25] <Chaos> - hahahahahah the pain and evil in your hearts betrays your words -
[21:25] [1518 HP / 2009 MP] Senshi Guardian drives his fist into dave's mouth (-25 MP)
[21:25] [1760 HP / 2041 MP] True Blue has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (33 damage)
[21:26] [1815 HP / 1975 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus kicks Blue in the head. (-29 MP)
[21:26] [1905 HP / 2031 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (51 damage)
[21:26] [1657 HP / 1982 MP] -Sailor Nishanu rushes towards Furu and WHAKS him with her ice sword. (-13 MP)
[21:26] [1443 HP / 2018 MP] Lt. David O`Cain has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[21:26] * @Shaldra Darkness falls to her knees, holding her stomach, oh god...
[21:26] * True Blue is slapped . . .
[21:26] * Orrus-Solarchos stiffens a little as Suu's feathers scrape across the surface of his armor, damaging it.
[21:26] * Lt. David O`Cain quickly catches Mike's hand
[21:26] * -H.S Adrianna Force-grips Duo and flings him across the other side of the battleground
[21:26] [1785 HP / 2015 MP] Chibi Martina smacks Duo upside the head. (-0 MP)
[21:26] [1860 HP / 2073 MP] Furu has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (45 damage)
[21:26] [2000 HP / 2483 MP] -H.S Adrianna Force-grips Duo and flings him across the other side of the battleground (-16 MP)
[21:26] <DekaYellow SWAT> Sh-shaldra-san!
[21:26] [1466 HP / 2031 MP] Duo has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (48 damage)
[21:26] <@Shaldra Darkness> Grr...
[21:26] * Suu realizes she's hurt Solarchos-niisan...
[21:26] * Chaos watches keenly~
[21:26] [1399 HP / 2011 MP] Amazon Xanthippe smacks Duo. (-16 MP)
[21:26] <Potamos> What did I just do...mitai na...
[21:26] [1406 HP / 2041 MP] Duo has been HIT!! (60 damage)
[21:27] <DekaYellow SWAT> Gomen!
[21:27] [1786 HP / 2020 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Kakyuu kicks Duo in the crotch before running him through with her glaive (-500 MP)
[21:27] <Chaos> - You showed your true colors -

Tux (singing): I see your true colors, shining through.

[21:27] [1550 HP / 1605 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Shaldra Darkness SLAMS her fists to the ground, ki EXPLODING up under Chaos!! (-500 MP)
[21:27] [1366 HP / 2044 MP] Duo has been HIT!! (40 damage)
[21:27] * Furu takes the hits, but just starts laughing through the pain and bleeding.
[21:27] [4244 HP / 899998978 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (264 damage)
[21:27] <-H.S Adrianna> ... Pitiful Shadar-kai~
[21:27] [1208 HP / 1541 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos hurls the Warp-Blade at Chaos' face, guiding its flight using telekinesis. (-500 MP)
[21:27] <Cobalt> sorry Furu... ^_^;; guess I was a bit tweaked at your stupid comment that got us into this
[21:27] [3849 HP / 899998989 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (395 damage)
[21:27] [1078 HP / 2058 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (288 damage)
[21:27] <Furu> Some great evil you are.
[21:27] [1683 HP / 1494 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaYellow SWAT fires three grenade rounds at Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:27] [3578 HP / 899999002 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (271 damage)
[21:27] <@Shaldra Darkness> I... knew most... of them hated me... already...
[21:27] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( DM, can I ask you something? ))
[21:27] * True Blue turns slowly
[21:27] [1704 HP / 1997 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Crystal PUNCHES DekaBlue (-500 MP)
[21:27] [1518 HP / 1509 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian focus', creating a spear largers then himself, and hurls it at the core again (-500 MP)
[21:27] *** ?
[21:27] <-Sailor Nishanu> Damn am I glad I haven't been around long enough to get into any major grudges or something like that.
[21:27] [3568 HP / 899999007 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage)
[21:27] <Furu> (( We still ignoring stun? ))
[21:28] [1845 HP / 1517 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Morrigan calls in another long-ranged attack from the Cyo-Hatu. The White Star strafes Chaos with its neutron cannons. (-500 MP)
[21:28] <Amazon Xanthippe> Wow, I got off pretty light there...
[21:28] [1110 HP / 1043 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT fires more rounds at Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:28] <@Shaldra Darkness> But.. I still don't hate them...
[21:28] *** yes
[21:28] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( What would happen if David uses a Senshi Upgrade on Chaos? ))

Tux: David has a plan.

[21:28] [3349 HP / 899999025 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (219 damage)
[21:28] * True Blue begins chanting what sounds a bit like the Dragon Slave incantation
[21:28] <Furu> No need to apologize. Absolutely pathetic.
[21:28] [3193 HP / 899999027 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (156 damage)
[21:28] *** it would sell like anotehr attack
[21:28] [803 HP / 1107 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu looks Chaos straight in the face...and sings (-500 MP)
[21:28] * @Shaldra Darkness stays on her knees, one hand clutching the hole in her stomach, the bullet wounds in her arms...
[21:28] [1078 HP / 1558 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo casts RA TILT on Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:28] [2961 HP / 899999045 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (232 damage)
[21:28] [1860 HP / 1573 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Furu rushes up Chaos, delievering a series of blows to various parts of its "body" (-500 MP)
[21:28] [1704 HP / 1497 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Crystal slashes Chaos with her glaive (-500 MP)
[21:28] <-H.S Adrianna> Wait, what the....
[21:28] <Suu> ♫ Yume no owari o negau no Wa naze? ♫
[21:28] [2951 HP / 899999053 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage)
[21:28] [1399 HP / 1511 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe clotheslines Chaos, wrestling-style. (-500 MP)

Tux: Clothesline in Hell.

[21:28] [2785 HP / 899999069 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (166 damage)
[21:28] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( Sweet. And I think I got the one to cause the hurting to it. :D ))
[21:29] [2510 HP / 899999083 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (275 damage)
[21:29] <@spiritflame> Lt. David O`Cain: You have 2018 MP / 1443 HP
[21:29] <Suu> ♫ Are hateta basho ni mo hana wa saku no ni ♫
[21:29] * Lt. David O`Cain is now known as Lt. David O`Cain: Moon

Terra: Moon upgrade power!

[21:29] [1760 HP / 1541 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue casts 'SERAPHIM SOVEREIGN!!!' (-500 MP)
[21:29] [2510 HP / 899998583 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chaos fires a special that if it hits makes you hit furu (-500 MP)
[21:29] <Potamos> Sing, Suu...sing...
[21:29] [2021 HP / 899998604 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (489 damage)
[21:29] [1375 HP / 1625 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (175 damage)
[21:29] [529 HP / 1050 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (581 damage)
[21:29] <-H.S Adrianna> /send Shaldra Darkness|500
[21:29] [1815 HP / 1475 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Princess Fledermaus slips and falls on top od Chaos with all her weight O.O (-500 MP)
[21:29] [1520 HP / 1483 MP ] Potamos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:29] * DekaBlue SWAT kicks Furu. "Nii-san!"
[21:29] [643 HP / 1111 MP ] Suu has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (160 damage)
[21:29] ★ ★ ★ -H.S Adrianna sends 500 healing to Shaldra Darkness - Mana level: 1983 MP ★ ★ ★
[21:29] [1375 HP / 1624 MP] @Shaldra Darkness whacks Furu with the blunt edge of her tail blade (-1 MP)
[21:29] [2021 HP / 899998606 MP ] Chaos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:29] [1786 HP / 1520 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Kakyuu throws a Starlights Royal Straight Flush at Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:29] [529 HP / 1042 MP] DekaBlue SWAT ^ (-8 MP)
[21:29] [1507 HP / 1550 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (253 damage)
[21:29] [2003 HP / 899998607 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (18 damage)
[21:29] [1589 HP / 1588 MP ] Furu has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (271 damage)
[21:29] [643 HP / 1086 MP] Suu punches Furu in the jaw (-25 MP)
[21:29] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain: Moon has HP level of 1443!
[21:30] [528 HP / 1622 MP ] Duo has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (550 damage)
[21:30] [1785 HP / 1515 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chibi Martina batters Chaos with a tennis racquet. (-500 MP)
[21:30] [1424 HP / 1537 MP ] Morrigan has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (421 damage)
[21:30] @Shaldra Darkness has been healed 500 HP
[21:30] [1683 HP / 1495 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:30] [1353 HP / 2039 MP ] Cobalt has BLOCKED a special attack! (16 damage)
[21:30] [1657 HP / 1984 MP ] -Sailor Nishanu has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:30] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain: Moon has MP level of 2018!
[21:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> ...
[21:30] [1574 HP / 1590 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (15 damage)
[21:30] * @Shaldra Darkness gets to her feet
[21:30] [1424 HP / 1500 MP] Morrigan headbutts FURU (-37 MP)
[21:30] [1507 HP / 1510 MP] True Blue casts Blizzara on Furu (-40 MP)
[21:30] [528 HP / 1588 MP] Duo fwaps furu (-34 MP)
[21:30] * @Shaldra Darkness reaches out to either side...
[21:30] [1194 HP / 1551 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has BLOCKED a special attack! (14 damage)
[21:30] [1541 HP / 1610 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (33 damage)
[21:30] [1520 HP / 983 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos sends another ice spear into the heart of Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:30] * -H.S Adrianna helps Shaldra to her feet.
[21:30] [1811 HP / 899998612 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (192 damage)
[21:30] [1443 HP / 1518 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain: Moon charges energy into his right hand, slams his fist into the ground and causes a powerful beam of energy to come down on top of Chaos, "MOON UPGRADE!!" (-500 MP)
[21:30] [1875 HP / 1124 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Shaldra Darkness takes hold of the shadows and CRUSHES CHAOS IN THEM (-500 MP)
[21:31] [1619 HP / 899998618 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (192 damage)
[21:31] [1337 HP / 1525 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (346 damage)
[21:31] [1446 HP / 899998623 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (173 damage)
[21:31] [643 HP / 586 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu continues her song [Kibou no Kaneoto ~Love Goes On~ from Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch PURE] as she attempts to break through the heart of Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:31] [1353 HP / 1539 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Cobalt Summons Kujata: "Tetra Disaster!" (-500 MP)
[21:31] <DekaYellow SWAT> DIE!!!
[21:31] [1194 HP / 1051 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos whips out his most powerful weapon...the Meson Cannon he invented long ago using parts from Professor Tomoe's lap, and FIRES at Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:31] [1254 HP / 899998643 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (192 damage)
[21:31] [1104 HP / 899998651 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (150 damage)
[21:31] [612 HP / 899998695 MP ] Chaos has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (492 damage)
[21:31] * @Shaldra Darkness stumbles a bit, aching ><
[21:31] <Furu> That's right. Keep everyone focused on me, you idiot. Pain is temporary, wounds heal, but YOU won't be getting off so easily.
[21:31] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( Dude, Chaos had 1337 HP ))

Tux: Chaos is leet like that.

[21:31] [1657 HP / 1484 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -Sailor Nishanu flies forward and throws her ice sword into the heart of Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:31] <Furu> Here goes!
[21:31] [313 HP / 899998704 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (299 damage)
[21:31] [1265 HP / 1529 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (253 damage)
[21:31] <@Shaldra Darkness> FINISH IT!!!

Terra: FINISH HER!

[21:31] [1265 HP / 1523 MP] Senshi Guardian hits furu with lag (-6 MP)
[21:31] [157 HP / 899998721 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (156 damage)
[21:32] [528 HP / 1088 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo Again casts holy on Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:32] * Furu SLAMS his hands into the ground, electricity crackling through it.
[21:32] [157 HP / 899998722 MP ] Chaos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:32] <DekaBlue SWAT> J--- MARIKA!
[21:32] [643 HP / 86 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu flies close to Chaos hoping to slash with the edges of her wings (-500 MP)
[21:32] [1265 HP / 1023 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian hurls a single kunai into chaos (-500 MP)
[21:32] [-3 HP/ 899998739 MP] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (160 damage)
[21:32] Chaos has BEEN DEFEATED!!!

NQS: Wow… I think I have made my decision.

Tux: It’s not over, yet.

[21:32] ★ ★ ★ @Shinji Ikari sends 400 healing to Furu - Mana level: 2100 MP ★ ★ ★
[21:32] * Morrigan fires an ultra-powered Soul Fist into the back of Chaos' neck.
[21:32] [2000 HP / 1483 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -H.S Adrianna throws her lightsabre into Chaos' heart (-500 MP)
[21:32] <Chibi Martina> Pfft. Chaos is a twat.
[21:32] [1541 HP / 1110 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Furu TEARS off a massive portion of the ground, lifts it into the air, and hurls it at Chaos! (-500 MP)
[21:32] [529 HP / 542 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT runs at Chaos, firing everything he has it it. (-500 MP)
[21:32] * @Shinji Ikari is away: Commercialbreakagain
[21:32] * Suu wheels up in the air
[21:32] <Morrigan> YES!!
[21:32] <Suu> It's...It's over!!!
[21:32] * Chaos cries out and screams, it's force smashing into everything, the special attacks now destabilizign the universe sutterly

Tux: The universe is falling apart.

[21:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh thank god...
[21:32] <Lt. David O`Cain: Moon> EAT THAT, CHAOS!!
[21:32] <Orrus-Solarchos> SHE'S DOWN!
[21:32] <-Sailor Nishanu> Finally!
[21:32] <Amazon Xanthippe> LOL @ Chaos
[21:32] <Potamos> We've...done it?!
[21:32] <True Blue> way to go Suu!!!
[21:33] <Senshi Guardian> crap!
[21:33] <Duo> Chaos is dead
[21:33] *** Morrrigan's Delmos get an odd message over their fequency in Morrigan's voice... Code 66
[21:33] <Suu> I...I did it...
[21:33] <Guu> LOL @ universe!
[21:33] <-H.S Adrianna> ... Thank GOD.
[21:33] * Orrus-Solarchos goes over to help Shaldra to her feet.
[21:33] <DekaBlue SWAT> So is Jasmine.
[21:33] <Furu> See? Play to your opponent's weak points. in this case, s[BLEEP]theaded arrogance.
[21:33] <Morrigan> WHAT??!
[21:33] * Suu smiles so beautifully it's like daybreak in the clouds...
[21:33] * @Shaldra Darkness stands weakly, holding her stomach...
[21:33] <-Sailor Nishanu> I lost my sword, but FINALLY!
[21:33] <-H.S Adrianna> Sorry, Shal.
[21:33] <Morrigan> ♦ Who the f[BLEEP]k initiated General Order 66?!
[21:33] *** the cvern beguins to shake, and everythign begins to glow... reality is falling apart...

Tux: Goodbye, reality.

[21:33] * True Blue heads over to Potamos-chan and Suu
[21:33] * Sailor Kakyuu kicks Duo, still doesn't like Duo
[21:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'll... live...
[21:33] <Furu> Great, he's a load baring boss.
[21:34] <Duo> what is it morrigan?
[21:34] <@Yaijinden> God DAMMIT did I miss the fun stuff already?!
[21:34] <> Serenity and Serena wake and crawl to usagi... the sword still slicinginto her...
[21:34] * Furu goes over to Aunt Shal and offers to carry her.
[21:34] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus farts. "Sorry. I was holding it in. I didn't want to look uncouth in front of Chaos."
[21:34] * -All throughout the ruins of Chaos-Tokyo the Delmos begin a complete withdraw.

Tux: Retreat!

[21:34] * Sailor Crystal GRABS Kakyuu and disappears
[21:34] <-H.S Adrianna> Put an arm around me. Let's get OUTTA HERE!
[21:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> But we may not... if we don't get the f[BLEEP]k out of here...!!
[21:34] * DekaBlue SWAT grabs Jasmine's body, carting it to nowhere.
[21:34] * Potamos sees Usagi and knows what she has to do

Terra: Do eet…

[21:34] <Cobalt> s[BLEEP]t..... Blue, I think we *ALL* need to get the f[BLEEP]k outta Dodge!!!
[21:34] <Potamos> ♦ EVERYONE, YOU MUST COVER ME...MITAI NA!
[21:34] <Orrus-Solarchos> What's happening?!
[21:34] *** the whole universe starts to tremble as chaos explodes back into it, scattering

Tux: Chaos is not gone, merely scattered.

[21:34] <Duo> now now Kakyuu
[21:34] <-Sailor Nishanu> GOTTA FLY!
[21:34] *** the crisis wave is coming now~

Terra: Surf’s up.

[21:34] <Guu> Heh.
[21:34] * Potamos sees Usagi with the sword sticking out of her...
[21:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> Th... anks Furu..
[21:34] *** Sailor Crystal has left #suburbansenshi3 (You to the Fifth Dimension me to the Zero Dimension)
[21:34] <Morrigan> Somebody sounded the retreat! WE ARE OUT OF HERE!
[21:34] <@Yaijinden> Well, at least I get to see the universe remade anew.
[21:34] <Senshi Guardian> Is there anywere to get to right now thou...
[21:35] * -Sailor Nishanu flies behind Potamos
[21:35] <Potamos> But...Usagi-chan?!
[21:35] <DekaBlue SWAT> Maybe... she'll live.
[21:35] * Cobalt and True Blue take flanking positions on Potamos
[21:35] * Furu lifts Shal up onto his back.
[21:35] *** If someone could save usagi those not wanting to be in the crissi could get out~

Tux: We’d leave.

Terra: Yup.

[21:35] * The Max Bunny , flies in out of no where and tends to Chaos.

Tux: Welcome back, Max.

[21:35] <Guu> Yo! Yai!
[21:35] <Furu> No problem. Just...hold on.
[21:35] <-H.S Adrianna> Wait! My sword!
[21:35] * Orrus-Solarchos rushes to the Frigga dropship that lands nearby and boards it.
[21:35] * Potamos has the Cosmic Juice in her powah...
[21:35] * Duo casts a sheild spell on Potamos
[21:35] * @Shaldra Darkness stops and gets off Furu, racing to usagi
[21:35] <Furu> In more ways than one.
[21:35] <@Yaijinden> The sword needs to be pulled out. Right?
[21:35] * Senshi Guardian sheathes the holy sword on his back....
[21:35] * Potamos pulls out the Cosmic Juice and goes up to Usagi
[21:35] * SaiyaJedi is back
[21:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> Right!
[21:35] <The Max Bunny> ........
[21:35] <DekaBlue SWAT> Furu, let's get out of here.
[21:35] * @Yaijinden skips over there, shouldering a rifle larger than he is
[21:35] * Orrus-Solarchos tosses the Trauma Kit to the person closest to Usagi.
[21:35] *** yes the sword and the healing
[21:35] <Potamos> Someone...help me with that sword...mitai na.
[21:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> My wounds can wait
[21:35] <Amazon Xanthippe> /leaps on top of Usagi. Not in a pervy way, you know.
[21:36] * SaiyaJedi , realizing now where he has been and where he wishes to be, is prepared for the coming moment
[21:36] *** the sky itself begins to glow...

Tux: Ooh, pretty...

[21:36] * Potamos opens the Cosmic Juice...what happens when she opens the Cosmic Juice?
[21:36] *** -H.S Adrianna has left #suburbansenshi3 (I'll get it later...)
[21:36] <Furu> No way, I'm not leaving till I make sure everyone is okay.
[21:36] * @Shaldra Darkness gets ready with the healing
[21:36] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Ara...
[21:36] * True Blue grabs the blade and pulls it out
[21:36] *** no, everything starts to glow... softly...
[21:36] * SaiyaJedi thinks... one moment left, before the collapse
[21:36] * The Max Bunny feels huge pain in his heart seeing the girl weaken.
[21:36] * @Yaijinden holds back, seeing others preempt him, and turns to watch everything begin decaying
[21:36] <Potamos> ♡ Usagi-chan... ♡
[21:36] *** the juice must be applied to the wound
[21:36] * SaiyaJedi knows what this is
[21:36] <Duo> I won't be completly effected by the wave.
[21:36] * Orrus-Solarchos rushes back to help Shaldra and the others.
[21:36] * -Sailor Nishanu helps Potamos with the sword.
[21:36] * True Blue is *NOT* leaving Potamos-chan's side
[21:36] <DekaBlue SWAT> Then this is goodbye, onii-san.
[21:36] <Potamos> ♡ Usagi-chan...drink this. You'll feel better. Mitai na. ♡
[21:36] <The Max Bunny> ........
[21:36] <@Yaijinden> qua?...
[21:36] * @Shaldra Darkness pulls the sword out of Usagi
[21:36] *** Solar, the crisis is just about on top of you if you're going go~

Tux: Then go.

[21:36] <SaiyaJedi> ♦ This is destiny...
[21:36] <Orrus-Solarchos> BE CAREFUL! Pulling the sword out too quickly or carelessly could restart the bleeding.
[21:36] * Lt. David O`Cain: Moon decides to help get the sword out of Usagi
[21:36] <@Yaijinden> Pretty.
[21:37] <Furu> Goodbye? Nah. Somehow, I doubt that.
[21:37] <@Shaldra Darkness> Now Potamos!
[21:37] * Potamos puts the bottle to Usagi's lips, opens her mouth, and has her drink it...
[21:37] <Morrigan> GO SOLAR!!! WE HAVE TO GO!
[21:37] * Furu waves to Adam and watches the uncoming wave.
[21:37] * True Blue is working on the blade actually
[21:37] *** Usagi drinks, even as everyone and everything starts to glow in a soft haze~
[21:37] * Senshi Guardian removes his helmet, watching everything
[21:37] * The Max Bunny is normal sized and wearing the lining to the "Fake" universe wrapped around his butt and waist like a Mawashi.
[21:37] *** Orrus-Solarchos has left #suburbansenshi3 (*boarding the dropship*)
[21:37] <Potamos> ♡ Usagi-chan...how do you feel? ♡
[21:37] * DekaBlue SWAT races out of here.
[21:37] * Guu eats popcorn.
[21:37] ☼ Scouter indicates The Max Bunny has HP level of 1000000!
[21:37] * Senshi Guardian is now known as Michael Dembeck
[21:37] *** Usagis' eyes FLY OPEN and a kicking Techno version of The Power of Love starts to play

Tux and Terra (singing): You’ve got to believe… in the Power of Love.. You’ve got to believe in the Power of Love.

[21:37] * @Yaijinden marvels
[21:37] <Morrigan> SHALDRA!!! Do you *want* to be Solar's friend?!
[21:37] * Suu stays with True Blue and Cobalt
[21:37] ☼ Scouter indicates The Max Bunny has MP level of 1000000000000!
[21:37] <@Shaldra Darkness> YES MORRIGAN!
[21:37] <Duo> Apply it to the wound!
[21:37] <DekaBlue SWAT> Oh, now that's just LAME.
[21:37] * Morrigan has only seconds to spare here...

Tux: Time’s up.

[21:38] <Furu> Man, I gotta say. I am impressed.
[21:38] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'VE NEVER HATED THE MAN, NOW JUST GO!!
[21:38] *** Usagi stands, the sword that was in her crumbling to dust and ascattering to the wind

NQS: So much for the sword.

[21:38] *** Cobalt has left #suburbansenshi3 (uses his Nanban to get back to Blue Zero, hopes Blue and Potamos will be alright)

Tux: Home dimension, here I come.

[21:38] <Amazon Xanthippe> Uh...
[21:38] <Potamos> ♡ It's okay now, Usagi-chan...mitai na... ♡
[21:38] *** Usagi pulls the ginzuishou from within herself, energized by the crisis power...

NQS: It is time.

[21:38] ★ ★ ★ The Max Bunny sends 1000 healing to Chaos - Mana level: 999999999000 MP ★ ★ ★
[21:38] * Potamos smiles
[21:38] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus applauds!
[21:38] <Morrigan> SHALDRA...friendship is like trust...it has to be EARNED...and it can't be earned if you do nothing to earn it! REMEMBER THAT!
[21:38] * True Blue stands with Potamos-chan
[21:38] <The Max Bunny> Why am I feeling zhis way?
[21:38] <Furu> Man....what
[21:38] *** Morrigan has left #suburbansenshi3 (*boards the dropship*)
[21:38] <Michael Dembeck> So, this is the end, huh guys....
[21:39] *** Usagi... has enough power to remake... not just the hear tof one villain.. or earth... but EVERTYHING

Tux: As in everything.

[21:39] * @Shaldra Darkness LOOKS at MAX
[21:39] <-Sailor Nishanu> Usagi-sama...
[21:39] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Ara?
[21:39] <Duo> /leave disappears
[21:39] <Potamos> Blue-chan, let's go...
[21:39] <Lt. David O`Cain: Moon> Looks that way, Mike.
[21:39] <@Yaijinden> The end, Michael? Or just the beginning?
[21:39] <@Yaijinden> Forgive me a clich・
[21:39] *** Usagi... has achieve Apotheois

Tux: She has become like unto a god!

[21:39] <Guu> LOL
[21:39] <True Blue> right
[21:39] <Furu> He's quite shiny.
[21:39] * Potamos looks at the empty bottle "So this was the reason I won the Budokai...mitai na"

Terra: Looks like it.

[21:39] <Go-Go Yubari> Hmph. I'm gonna miss all of this.
[21:39] *** Duo has left #suburbansenshi3 (disappears)
[21:39] * -Meanwhile the Cyo-Hatu retreats back to the Webway Conduit at maximum speed while the Tenacious recovers her fighters and dropships.
[21:39] *** ^achieved Apotheosis

Terra: We heard you the first time.

[21:39] <Furu> You know Yai for a second there you sounded disturbingly like KITT.
[21:39] * Sungel places his hand on Furu's shoulder.
[21:39] * @Shaldra Darkness takes a deep breath
[21:39] <The Max Bunny> Madame.... madame? Wake up... wake up...
[21:39] <Potamos> (( So Potamos used the Cosmic Juice to heal Usagi, YAY, isn't she a trooper folks? ))

Tux: That she is.

[21:40] *** -Starship Cyo-Hatu has left #suburbansenshi3 ( WE'RE THROUGH!)
[21:40] <Furu> Sungel-sensei? Glad you could make it!
[21:40] <@Yaijinden> Hee.
[21:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> X-chan... I hope you're okay right now
[21:40] *** Usagi ssmiles and sends out a soft wave that envolops everything, the brightness rising to full on bliding white

Tux: We’re blind.

Terra: The audience is now blind.

[21:40] * Guu punches a hole in the universe and jumps outside.
[21:40] * The Max Bunny shakes Chaos.
[21:40] * True Blue takes Potamos-chan's hand; "yeah, and you succeeded wonderfully"
[21:40] <Potamos> ♡ Sayonara...Usagi-chan. Mitai na. ♡
[21:40] <@Shinji Ikari> Crisises!
[21:40] <Sungel> This is i--
[21:40] * @Dr_Xadium is standing beside Shal in the white haze, hugging her
[21:40] * SaiyaJedi feels his tail regrow, cell by cell
[21:40] * -Starship Tenacious engages her ether-drive and makes a short-range warp-skip to the wormhole.
[21:40] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Pretty!
[21:40] * @Shaldra Darkness turns and hugs X-chan
[21:40] *** you are all in a white void, somehow still able to see yourselves, your timelines

Tux: Your past, your future… it all.

[21:40] <Potamos> Come on, Blue-chan...let's go...
[21:40] * Furu feels his body, mind, and soul rearrange in subtle ways
[21:40] *** -Starship Tenacious has left #suburbansenshi3 (*We're away...I'm glad I could help all of you make a difference.*)
[21:40] * @Dr_Xadium hugs back lovingly
[21:41] <Amazon Xanthippe> Princess?
[21:41] *** from here... you can go anywhere.... be anything...

Tux: Where would you go Terra?

Terra: I don’t know.

[21:41] * SaiyaJedi can see the very strands of fate lined up before him... myriad strands that can be pulled by the Force
[21:41] * DekaBlue SWAT is now known as Adam Kanal
[21:41] <Michael Dembeck> pretty....
[21:41] * Suu feels something and the translation pendant disappears
[21:41] <Furu> Wow! This is awesome in a very strange, This Is Your Life sort of way.
[21:41] <@Shinji Ikari> I almost forgot how it felt...
[21:41] * Adam Kanal 's pocket starts ringing.
[21:41] *** Usagi's voice whispers "I'm leaving now.... I leace you this last gift of my love... use it welll"

Tux: Goodbye, Usagi-chan.

Terra: We wish you well.

[21:41] <True Blue> right ::smiles, takes out the Mirror and takes himself, Potamos-chan and Suu home (??)::
[21:41] <Amazon Xanthippe> Before we forget everything, princess... I just wanted to say...
[21:41] <-Sailor Nishanu> Wow...
[21:41] * - Water vapor seems to be rising out of Potamos
[21:41] <Adam Kanal> Eh? Keitai...
[21:41] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Hmm?
[21:41] * SaiyaJedi sees where he has been, and where he is headed... has the ability to make anything possible
[21:41] * The Max Bunny looks at Chaos.... for a weird reason, it brough tears to his eyes.
[21:41] <Amazon Xanthippe> Princess... I love you.
[21:42] * SaiyaJedi chooses his fate and smiles
[21:42] * Adam Kanal pulls out... an Accelular?
[21:42] <Potamos> ♡ Sayonara...Usagi-chan. Mitai na. ♡
[21:42] ★ ★ ★ The Max Bunny sends 1000 healing to Chaos - Mana level: 999999998000 MP ★ ★ ★
[21:42] *** from the crisis nexus you can step out anywhere you want, or remain in limbo as is your desire

Tux: The choice… is yours.

[21:42] <@Shaldra Darkness> Thank you... Usagi-san...
[21:42] <@Shinji Ikari> This Is Your Life... and man it's been one hell of journey.
[21:42] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> A.... ara...
[21:42] <Adam Kanal> Eh? What's this thing?
[21:42] *** Suu has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Hey, I can understand you guys now...oh, and what's this thing in my pocket? A school schedule? Cool.")
[21:42] <-Sailor Nishanu> Thank you, Usagi-sama...
[21:42] <Furu> Oh god I hope no one is looking at my timeline.
[21:42] *** Serena and Neo Queen Serenity emerge into the nexus, less than they were, the part of them that is Kami now departed

Tux: Who is your god now?

[21:42] * DekaYellow SWAT is now known as HARD_rain4
[21:42] <@Shinji Ikari> Too late, Furu.
[21:43] <Lt. David O`Cain: Moon> Thanks, Usagi.
[21:43] <Furu> Damnit.
[21:43] *** Potamos has left #suburbansenshi3 (I feel like I've lost a part of myself that's been clinging onto me for some time...mitai na.)
[21:43] *** the crisis fills the entirety of the multiverse

NQS: Even here, I could feel it.

Terra: We have felt it.

Tux: As has Mary.

[21:43] * True Blue doesn't desire to change anything, he's happy being with Potamos-chan, and knows his Brothers always have his back. Although he wonders if there's other versions of him and the gang that are still out there that they haven't met yet.
[21:43] <Chibi Martina> Furu. You pervert.
[21:43] *** for one brief moment, everything reduced down to one heartbeat pulse.

Tux: Thump-thump.

[21:43] <HARD_rain4> Ooo, the whole sleeping with your brother part's still in there, Furu-chan.
[21:43] * Michael Dembeck feels the final memories....of Setsuna, Yamato, Motoko, drift from his mind

Tux: Goodbye, futurespawn.

Terra: And that changes Mary…

[21:43] * Amazon Xanthippe embraces her princess gently.
[21:43] * -Sailor Nishanu is now known as Kanrei Fuyuzora
[21:43] <The Max Bunny> Madame...
[21:43] * Lt. David O`Cain: Moon deactivates the Moon Upgrade and is back to his regular armor colors
[21:43] *** then... the bubble POPPED and we return to Ten'Aino house with no deia that anything happened

Tux: And so, it ends…

[21:44] <Furu> I figures the last line of the old universe would be someone calling me a pervert. I take multiple hits for the team from a big evil thing and I still can't catch a break.
[21:44] *** The universe... has reset

Terra: Press reset to continue.

[21:44] * Lt. David O`Cain: Moon is now known as Lt. David O`Cain
[21:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh WTF
[21:44] *** and you all helped make it happen

Tux: Thank you, all of you.

[21:44] <Adam Kanal> What do you MEAN I'm a liason officer?!

Tux: Fratz.

[21:44] * Michael Dembeck also watches as the shadow of the G-brace fades from his wrist

Terra: And there goes GaoWolf.

[21:44] <Amazon Xanthippe> Huh? What was that?
[21:44] <@Yaijinden> Except for me!
[21:44] <SaiyaJedi> Man, I need a pizza. Instant ramen just doesn't cut it.
[21:44] <@Yaijinden> Well yeah.
[21:44] * @Shinji Ikari is away: is GONE. Commercial Break over IC maybe vanishes to return.
[21:44] <HARD_rain4> Don't yell at me, yell at Boss.
[21:44] * // KuNZiT3 // is now known as // KuNZiT3 //
[21:44] * -Kanrei Fuyuzora doesn't want to change anything, she's happy as she is: just a visitor of Earth.
[21:44] <Amazon Xanthippe> Damn! I'm gonna go and score with some hot chicks!
[21:44] <Suu> Ack! Nee-chan, can you help me with my homework?
[21:45] * Michael Dembeck and feels his true powers, wipe away the past variants

Tux: True Powers activate.

[21:45] * The Max Bunny remains with Chaos in the void.... still unsure of himself. He continues to heal Chaos.
[21:45] <// KuNZiT3 //> I AM NOT GAY.
[21:45] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Xanthippe, you're so funny!
[21:45] * Furu looks down at a bag of chips in his hand, wonders where it came from, shrugs, and starts munching.
[21:45] <Potamos> Sure, Suu-chan...
[21:45] <@Shaldra Darkness> Gawd I have one hell of a headache...
[21:45] <Mizunomics01> My Gaydar proves you are.

Tux: Hi, Ami.

[21:45] *** True Blue has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:45] <@Yaijinden> He isn't?!
[21:45] ★ ★ ★ The Max Bunny sends 100000 healing to Chaos - Mana level: 999999898000 MP ★ ★ ★
[21:45] * True Blue is back
[21:45] <@Yaijinden> beep boooo
[21:45] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]king bulls[BLEEP]t there's such a thing as Gaydar
[21:45] <Potamos> Blue-chan, maybe you can teach me how to use Materia when we're done, mitai na.
[21:45] <Michael Dembeck> whats, going on
[21:45] <Adam Kanal> Ooo, what's it say about me, Ami?
[21:45] <Chibi Martina> Cut it out, Max.
[21:45] <SaiyaJedi> Hey everybody.
[21:45] <Furu> Mizuno-san why would ANY ONE need a gaydar?
[21:45] <Mizunomics01> Adam-san my Gaydar wants to punch you in the testicles.

Terra: Must have been off the scale.

[21:45] <SaiyaJedi> Who's up for pizza?

Tux: Pizza!

[21:46] <Adam Kanal> Am I just that gay?
[21:46] * Lt. David O`Cain feels he doesn't want to change what he is
[21:46] <Furu> Especially here. We have Adam for that!
[21:46] <Adam Kanal> Awesome!
[21:46] * Amazon Xanthippe sees Haruka. "Well, hello there, beautiful..."
[21:46] * SaiyaJedi does a quick wave in front of Kunzite's face
[21:46] <Furu> Oh YES pizza yum delicious ORDER IT
[21:46] <@Yaijinden> It's not a matter of NEEDING gaydar...
[21:46] <Adam Kanal> I want cheese!
[21:46] * // KuNZiT3 // steps back from the Saiyajin
[21:46] * Potamos has an empty bottle in her hand...she remembers winning it at the Budokai, but doesn't remember how it got emptied...then a brief flash of Usagi's smiling face comes into mind, and she understands...

Tux: Yes, you understand, now.

[21:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> Hey X-chan, wanna go out for dinner? I feel like I just went ten rounds with a troll.
[21:46] <True Blue> sure thing Potamos-chan; shall we head back to the house? (ss2)
[21:46] <@Yaijinden> It's a matter of being able to go PING and nod knowingly.
[21:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Of course, my love :D
[21:46] <HARD_rain4> Pineapple! ^_^
[21:46] <SaiyaJedi> Kunzite here just volunteered to pay for pizza, for everybody
[21:46] *** Scarlet has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:46] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Scarlet
[21:46] <Furu> I'm still trying to get Hikaru-sensei to teach me a pizza-generating spell.
[21:46] * Mizunomics01 pokes Yaijinde-san with a needle
[21:47] <Potamos> Sure thing...
[21:47] <// KuNZiT3 //> I don't have MONEY
[21:47] *** MoMoNoKaZe has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:47] <@spiritflame> Irasshai MoMoNoKaZe
[21:47] <@Yaijinden> Ow f[BLEEP]k!
[21:47] <Scarlet> Suu, how's your homework coming?
[21:47] <@Yaijinden> Stop that!
[21:47] * Lt. David O`Cain is now known as David O`Cain
[21:47] <MoMoNoKaZe> Furu-bear, I've got an audition!
[21:47] * // KuNZiT3 // beats someone up and takes their money
[21:47] <Furu> That's great, Houka-hime!
[21:47] *** @Shaldra Darkness has left #suburbansenshi3 (God, what would I do without you, X-chan :D)
[21:47] * Mizunomics01 will analyze this blood later
[21:47] <-H.S Adrianna> (( If anyone cares: Apologies for leaving so quickly; I had chores to take care of. >_< ))
[21:47] *** True Blue has left #suburbansenshi3 (to #ss2 with Potamos-chan)
[21:47] * @Dr_Xadium is away: I don't ever want to find out, love :D
[21:47] * Scarlet thinks fondly of Dyne...
[21:47] * Solarchos has already made his choice and is...elsewhere, in a place that cannot be changed or altered. For good reason - to keep those imprisoned inside from ever escaping. While he chose not to change with the Crisis, other event have chosen to change him, regardless. But...that is a story for another time.

Tux: So, Solar will change as well.

[21:48] *** Potamos has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Blue-chan, I have a lot to learn from you, mitai na...")
[21:48] <MoMoNoKaZe> Ooo, where's Momo-chan, I wanna know if I get the part!
[21:48] <Furu> Tch. Those two bailing this early in the night? Bet there's gonna be more there than dinner.
[21:48] <Michael Dembeck> hmm,I wonder if Elda-chan is off from work yet

Tux: Go for it, Mike.

[21:48] <Furu> Isn't that, ya know, cheating?
[21:48] <MoMoNoKaZe> No~
[21:48] <@Yaijinden> Crazy females want my BLOOD.

Terra: To analyze.

[21:48] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Okay people you can take this back to #ss2 now!
[21:48] *** Suu has left #suburbansenshi3 ("I can't wait for school Monday...")
[21:48] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> ♫ Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see... ♫

Tux: Indeed, there was.

[21:48] * MoMoNoKaZe kisses her fianc・/FONT>
[21:48] <-> ♦ A Blizzag spell pegs Furu
[21:48] <@Yaijinden> Anyway.
[21:48] *** Amazon Princess Fledermaus has quit IRC (Heee~)
[21:48] *** David O`Cain has left #suburbansenshi3 (To #ss2.)
[21:49] * Furu kisses his lovely princess back
[21:49] <Adam Kanal> Make me! :ﾞ
[21:49] <-> ♦ *Blizzaga
[21:49] * @Diamond Dice Darkness waves in the directs of #ss2~
[21:49] *** Michael Dembeck has left #suburbansenshi3 (~)
[21:49] *** Furu has left #suburbansenshi3 (Grrk)
[21:49] *** Adam Kanal has left #suburbansenshi3 ( oh, fine.)
[21:49] *** MoMoNoKaZe has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:49] *** HARD_rain4 has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:50] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Don't make me start /kill-ing people!

Tux: No, don’t do that.

[21:50] * -Kanrei Fuyuzora pulls a school scheduale out of her pocket. "This reminds me... I need to find a way to hide these wings, they stick out too much..."
[21:50] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Well.
[21:50] * The Max Bunny still has to tend to Chaos. (A post event scene to occur in #ss3) XD
[21:50] *** SaiyaJedi has left #suburbansenshi3 (Pizza...)
[21:50] *** -Kanrei Fuyuzora has left #suburbansenshi3 (gone)
[21:51] * Suu looks at her schedule, sighing "The new semester is always hard after summer break"
[21:51] <-H.S Adrianna> (( Yo, 3D. Can we talk for a sec? ))
[21:51] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (( PM maybe, I'm multitaskin' ))
[21:52] * Potamos puts the empty bottle in her pocket
[21:52] * @spiritflame sets mode +r to Chaos

Tux: And Chaos joins the Suburban Senshi.

[21:52] <-H.S Adrianna> (( Okay. I wanted to apologise for leaving so quickly. Damned parents telling me to wash up... >_< ))
[21:52] <The Max Bunny> ....... madame....
[21:52] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (( Don't worry about it XD ))
[21:52] <Chaos> .........
[21:53] * Chaos 's eyes open and looks at the person.
[21:55] <Chaos> who.... are...?
[21:55] * -Meanwhile , elsewhere...
[21:55] <The Max Bunny> I remember vous... madame... you are....
[21:56] <The Max Bunny> (( Oh? Is there another event happening soon? XD ))
[21:57] *** Spamassassin Jade has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:57] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Spamassassin Jade
[21:57] <-> (( Go ahead Max. Mine can wait until tomorrow. ))
[21:57] *** Technonaut Alexis has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:57] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Technonaut Alexis
[21:57] <The Max Bunny> (( No seriously, if you booked it, I will get outta here. ))
[21:58] <The Max Bunny> (( Who is this? ))
[21:58] <-H.S Adrianna> (( 3D - We still on for tomorrow night? ))
[21:58] <-> (( It's not booked, so you're good to go. have fun! ))
[21:58] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (( Hell ya :D ))
[21:58] * - is now known as Solarchos OOC
[21:58] <Spamassassin Jade> ♦ Max!
[21:58] * Chaos looks at the other two people sternly... with death eyes.
[21:58] * -Solarchos OOC d..^_^..b @ Max and the others.
[21:59] *** -Solarchos OOC has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:59] <-H.S Adrianna> (( That's what I thought. :D ))
[21:59] *** -H.S Adrianna has left #suburbansenshi3 (Anyway, I'm off. Night!)
[22:00] * Chaos and Technonaut Alexis ran to Max's side as more Spamassassin and Technonauts arrive.
[22:00] * -Spamassasin Jade actually.
[22:00] * Spamassassin Jade ran there while Chaos was still on the ground.
[22:01] <Chaos> ..... who... the...
[22:01] * The Max Bunny feels weird... and suddenly.....
[22:01] *** Max's body suddenly glows and changes into a red translucent shell containing raw cosmic stars, energy and planets inside his body.
[22:02] * The Max Bunny is now known as Cosmic Max
[22:02] <Technonaut Alexis> Whoa....
[22:02] *** Roomie Rantsom has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:02] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Roomie Rantsom

Tux: Rival of GTV.

NQS: It’s over… I have made my decision.

Terra: You can tell us after this.

[22:03] * Roomie Rantsom beams to the surface.
[22:03] <Roomie Rantsom> Well, this seems to be an interesting turn of events.
[22:03] * Chaos looks at Max in suprise...
[22:04] <Chaos> ♦ It's... it's you... I haven't seen your weak face in eons.
[22:04] * Roomie Rantsom folds his arms and tilts his head.
[22:05] <Technonaut Alexis> Mr. Rantsom... erm...
[22:05] <Roomie Rantsom> It's okay... they do know each other. Besides, they met before.... a long time ago.

Tux: In a galaxy far, far away.

[22:05] <Technonaut Alexis> What?
[22:06] <Roomie Rantsom> It took me a very, very, long time to figure this out. But... I wondered why, within my visions while being hooked up to Max, why I saw visions of Death. It was because of her.
[22:06] * Spamassassin Jade looks at Chaos.
[22:07] <Spamassassin Jade> Balance... then... if back them, way back then, before any of us, she was Chaos.
[22:07] <Technonaut Alexis> Then... that means... Max is... Max is...
[22:09] <Roomie Rantsom> Max was never a murderer. At least not in the sense of society today. He was trying to restore order. So, you can consider him to be an avatar of Order. Proabably one of the first, if not the first.

Tux: Ah, makes sense.

[22:09] * Chaos continued looking at Max in suprise.
[22:09] * Cosmic Max continued looking at Chaos in suprise.
[22:10] * Chaos tries to blast Max.
[22:10] * Cosmic Max takes the blast and doesn't seem to flinch.
[22:10] <Technonaut Alexis> So, Mr. Rantsom. We found Max.
[22:10] <Roomie Rantsom> Yes we did.
[22:11] <Cosmic Max> Madame, I remember vous... you were zee cloud zhat was causing zee unpeace.
[22:11] <Chaos> - and you were the infernal idiot that was trying to make peace. Feh... -
[22:12] <Spamassassin Jade> - Ugh... I can't believe that ultimately that Yaijinden's advice actually was useful for Max. -

Tux: Yeah, to leave for space. How odd..

[22:12] <Technonaut Alexis> Far be it to me, f[BLEEP]k, the odds. XD
[22:13] * Cosmic Max heals Chaos and restores some of her energy.
[22:13] * Chaos stands up, her body still remains in a gaseous state. She is held by Max.
[22:14] <Cosmic Max> Why did you attack Usagi-chan time three? Why did vous bring zee whole Crisis onto zee Suburban Senshi universe?
[22:14] <Chaos> ♦ I hate Sailor Moon!
[22:14] <Spamassassin Jade> ....
[22:14] <Technonaut Alexis> ....
[22:14] <Cosmic Max> ......
[22:14] * Roomie Rantsom sweatdrops and chuckles.
[22:16] <Technonaut Alexis> So let me get this straight, because of hating one person, she caused this WHOLE f[BLEEP]kING UNIVERSE to go haywire?!
[22:16] <Chaos> ......
[22:16] <Chaos> - I REALLY hate Sailor Moon. -
[22:16] * Roomie Rantsom smirked.
[22:17] <Roomie Rantsom> Well Usagi IS an avatar of Order. Though, perhaps not as closely related as she is to Max.

NQS: I know I am an avatar of Order.

[22:18] * Chaos growls as her power begins to return to her....
[22:18] * Cosmic Max gives Chaos a back massage.... or at least tries to, though somehow, on the fly converting her gas molecules to solids then back to gas.
[22:18] <Chaos> - .............. -
[22:18] * Chaos relaxes...
[22:19] <Roomie Rantsom> And Max, what's this new form you have?
[22:19] <Cosmic Max> I zhink zhis is my true form... but...
[22:20] * Cosmic Max is now known as The Max Bunny
[22:20] <The Max Bunny> I don't want to use Zhat power.

Tux: With great power there must also come great responsibility.

[22:20] <Chaos> You're not that powerful. You're a weakling...

Tux: He is not weak.

[22:21] <Technonaut Alexis> Erm... I don't think you've seen him for a while...
[22:21] * Chaos sees the rabbit ears.... she fires lasers at her eyes, as they reminded her of Usagi.

Terra: She really does hate Usagi.

[22:21] * The Max Bunny 's Ears don't suffer any damage.
[22:21] <Chaos> - What? You should have died from that! -
[22:22] <Technonaut Alexis> Like I said, Max has... improved. Heh.
[22:22] <Roomie Rantsom> Ms. Chaos... ahem let me introduce myself. My name is Roomie Rantsom. I am a very good friend of Max here...
[22:23] <Chaos> - DO YOU LIKE SAILOR MOON? -
[22:23] <Roomie Rantsom> Erm... no. That show has been cancelled long ago.

Tux: Boo. Hiss.

[22:23] <Chaos> - ....... -
[22:25] <Roomie Rantsom> I have to say, one person's hate having such an affect on our universe... you singlehandely take down a person like Usagi in three different forms and take over a Legendary Sailor Senshi using her power as yours.

Terra: Galaxia.

Tux: Not easy to do, but she did it.

[22:25] * Spamassassin Jade looks at Roomie, puzzled.
[22:26] <Roomie Rantsom> It is a shame that the majority of people work for good, thereby overwhelming you...
[22:26] * Chaos hisses at Roomie violently as her red eyes glowed.
[22:27] <Roomie Rantsom> Easy, easy... I mean, you even had other Sailor Senshi, other Time Lords and other heros tremble at your feet while successfully delegating tasks to other people bringing in tons of results.
[22:27] <Roomie Rantsom> You are quite the natural.
[22:27] * Roomie Rantsom turns to Jade.
[22:28] <Roomie Rantsom> ♦ Jade - Your strong will and beliefs continue to inspire even the weakest of fighters to perform at their best, especially women.
[22:29] * Roomie Rantsom turns to Alexis.
[22:30] <Roomie Rantsom> ♦ Alexis - Your intelligence along with your inner insticts brings great saviness to your decisions. You have a nack of getting out of situations.
[22:30] * Spamassassin Jade is getting very nervous "No.. he does this before he fires someone."

Tux: He’s like the Donald.

[22:30] * Technonaut Alexis wonders why Mr. Rantsom is speaking like this.
[22:31] * Roomie Rantsom turns to Max.
[22:32] <Roomie Rantsom> ♦ Max - Since we met we've been through a lot and your unwavering kidness to people of all forms is amazing. You are truely a gentle giant. And a real friend, now and forever.
[22:32] * The Max Bunny blushes.
[22:32] <The Max Bunny> ♡ Awww... Roomie... j'aime tu... ^___^. ♡
[22:33] <Roomie Rantsom> - Chaos - You almost destroyed everything many perople cared for and your hate and actions affected us all including others that served you. -
[22:34] <Roomie Rantsom> So Chaos.....
[22:34] * Roomie Rantsom looks at the gaseous entity.
[22:34] * Chaos looks back at the foolish and weak human who is seconds away of dying.
[22:34] <Roomie Rantsom> ♦ Chaos..... YOU'RE HIRED!

Tux: Hired?

Terra: Tell me I did not hear that.

[22:35] <Spamassassin Jade> ♦ O___O
[22:35] <Technonaut Alexis> ♦ O___O
[22:35] <The Max Bunny> Q---Q---Quoi?
[22:35] * Chaos eyes the black human with curiosity. "Hired?"
[22:36] * Roomie Rantsom holds out his hand.
[22:37] * Chaos with intrigue took out her gaseous hand and held Rantsom's and shook it.
[22:37] * Spamassassin Jade was in disbelief.
[22:37] *** BG MUSIC: The Season Finale Apprentice Theme.
[22:37] * Roomie Rantsom shakes her hand.
[22:38] <The Max Bunny> ^___^;;;; Yippee!
[22:38] <Technonaut Alexis> So... erm... Mr. Rantsom... where will she stay and she's kinda a gas right now.
[22:38] <Roomie Rantsom> Oh I know where she can be a Roomate... right Jade?
[22:39] * Spamassassin Jade 's eyebrow twitches as she bumps Alexis with her now G-powah!
[22:39] <Technonaut Alexis> - Gah watch where you bump those!!! Cow! >__< -
[22:40] <Spamassassin Jade> ..... Roomie you.... gah..... >___<
[22:40] *** Spamassassin Jade has left #suburbansenshi3 (I knew having a 2 bedroom suite paid for by my boss was a bad idea.)
[22:40] *** Technonaut Alexis has left #suburbansenshi3 (Okay... he has a plan right.)
[22:41] <Roomie Rantsom> Come, I will show you around.
[22:41] *** Roomie Rantsom has left #suburbansenshi3 (Excellent.)
[22:41] <The Max Bunny> Madame.... we 'ave a lot to catch up on eh?
[22:41] * The Max Bunny is now known as Max Omega
[22:42] <Chaos> - ........ come. Let us talk.... -
[22:42] *** Chaos has left #suburbansenshi3
[22:42] <Max Omega> Sigh... I can't believe she waz here zee whole time. My first love... no? I remember it all now.
[22:43] *** Max Omega has left #suburbansenshi3 (But.... rei.bot-chan? What about her? >___<)

Tux: We will find out.

We closed the device, and waited. It was all up to the Queen now…

Epilogue

Neo Queen Serenity stood up, smiling. What she had seen, the Crisis, the Battle, Chaos… it was all too much, but she had made her decision. She turned to Tux and Terra.

“Tux, Terra,” The Queen remarked, “there is so much I can learn from these people, and there is still much I wish to learn. With the Universe safe, with the Miracle Romance safe, I need to learn more.”

She paused.

“Even though Pluto is no longer a Senshi,” she continued, “she may keep her job, if she wants it.”

“I will stay,” Setsuna responded.

“As for you two,” Serenity stated, “let me say this. Had they failed, had Serena or the Queen died, I would have had to make a tough decision. Thankfully, I do not have to make that decision. If they had failed,

You would have been banished from that dimension.”

We caught our breath, shocked. We would have never seen what would happen to those changed. We would have to stay here. That was a price that we would not pay. We knew the job was dangerous when we took it, but we didn’t know how dangerous it would be.

“I need to know what happens to Crystal Tokyo, the Time Gate, your friends, and the Suburban Senshi,

Now that the Crisis has passed,” Serenity remarked, “and I cannot think of two better representatives to go back there and tell we what will happen. Go back, go and watch, go and interact. Go, with my blessings.”

Terra cried.

I smiled.

“I will be fine,” Setsuna commented, “as long as I have a place in the Court. Even though I am not a Senshi, even though my powers are gone, I still wish to assist the Queen in any way I can. Go back to your friends, go and live your life.”

“Thank you,” I told the Queen.

“Thank you,” Terra told Setsuna.

We decided to return the next day, back to the Suburban Senshi, and also decided to not reveal the pasts of any of those affected by the Crisis. But, should they ask, we will tell.

The Chamber of Time and Space glowed. A robed figure appeared.

“Are Tux and Terra here?” the figure asked.

“I am Tux,” I responded.

“I am Terra,” Terra responded.

“Now that you know would could have happened, are you glad your friends won?” the figure queried. The figure’s voice was female.

“We are,” Tux responded, “We are very glad. We thank them all, from the bottom of our heart.”

“What will you do now?” the figure questioned.

“We do what we have always done,” Terra responded, “watch, talk, and tell Serenity what we have seen.”

“Do you know that had they had failed, I would have stepped in to defend you? Do you know that had they failed, you still would have been allowed to go back?” the figure mused.

“But going back to a world where Chaos controls Crystal Tokyo would have been worse than the future we now face, however unknown it may be,” I stated.

The figure nodded.

“Are you going?” the figure asked.

“As soon as we know who you are,” I stated.

The figure smiled.

“I am Questia of Inquirus, guardian of knowledge,” the figure responded, “and yes, I do know Demitria.”

“How did you know we were going to ask that?” I inquired.

“Do you know that there are many things that you do not know yet? Things that you will tell the Queen?”

Questia remarked.

“I know,” I responded.

The figure turned, and entered the Chamber, and left, saying, “Go, and may you tell the Queen the things you want to.”

It was a moment that hung in time, a moment that could have gone in many ways. But, now that the Crisis was over, we had a job to do.

“Let’s go,” I told Terra, “let us see what the future holds.”

“The undiscovered country,” Terra responded. “Let us see where this country leads.”

The Queen smiled, as we opened the portal, back to the dimension of the Suburban Senshi, and reentered

The world…

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What would I have decided, had I the chance to choose?

I would change nothing… I have all I need.

I have a wife, a daughter, and I have my powers.

I have a future to look forward to and to tell my Queen.

And for that, I am grateful.

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What would I have decided, had I the chance to choose?

I would change nothing… I have all I need.

I have a husband, a daughter, and I have my powers.

I have a future to look forward to and to tell my Queen.

And for that, I am grateful.

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That Sunday, August 27, 2006, we returned.

We wondered if it was safe, which it was.

We wondered what would change, and most of it we knew.

We wondered what could have been, but decided not to think of it.

Truly, the Suburban Senshi is full of many heroes.

For those that have fought and saved the world, and the Miracle Romance, I, Tuxedo Rainbow and my wife,

Sailor Terra, salute you.

The world has ended, but the world has begun again.

This is not the end…

This is not the beginning of the end…

This is the end of the beginning.

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<TuxRainbow> Is it over? Is it safe to come back now?

<David O’Cain> Hey, Tux. Yes, it’s over. And welcome back.

Let the insanity continue…

Shatter

By: Tuxedo Rainbow

Era: Crystal Millennium, 8/23/3006

Events of the Infinite Crisis of the Suburban Senshi are shown to Neo-Queen Serenity. What happens next?

“Is it time?” she asks me.

I nod.

A thousand years has passed since the Crisis occurred. I, Tuxedo Rainbow and my wife, Sailor Terra, were not there to help. We fled to our own dimension and waited. Neo-Queen Serenity was, but somehow, she forgot all about her struggle. We came to Crystal Tokyo to show her what had happened, and see for ourselves what went on in that dark hour.

As usual, the Queen was busy with royal duties. She was trying to make more planets with senshi. Expand her power, as it were, to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.

The other royal princesses were not there. Even Pluto was absent.

“We have something to show you,” I told her.

“Pluto told me you would come,” the Queen replied, “but I do not want to see it. That day… brings back so many bad memories. So many changes, so much loss…”

“But you must,” Terra replied.

The Queen sighed.

“My time is precious,” she responded, “but if you must, then show me what must be seen.”

I pulled out the device. It could allow travel to any time, any dimension. We set it for August 23^rd, 2006, dimension SS1-STM1... And allowed the events to unfold.

“If you wish to comment, do so,” I replied.

“We will help you,” Terra responded.

The Queen nodded, and waited for the events to unfold…

Dimension SS1-STM, August 23^rd, 2006



PREFACE

The Multiverse.

To an observer looking down upon it, it resembled a trillion trillion trillion

Tux: Way to many to count, trust us.

soap bubbles shimmering against the light, constantly frothing and subdividing, spreading out, ever growing as every decision ever made by anyone anywhere increased its size and complexity, every new action spawning a billion new words of potential alternative outcomes.

Terra: But, that is the way of things.

For over ten billion years this process of growth had been occuring. Until now.

The multiverse was contracting. At first the process had been slight, and barely perceptible to It Which Watched. But the bubbles, so usually dividing, were recombining. At first slowly, but now with a rapid pace. Realities were colliding, merging, or just popping out of existence.

Terra: Like soap bubbles.

The chaos of the last 10 billion years had finally strained things to their physical limit. Now it was Order's turn, all of creation rebelling against the pressure, pruning, simplifying, reducing things down to a simpler state of being. That, however, did not mean things would happen smoothly, or peacefully. Far From it. Everywhere, turmoil had been unleashed. The hidden fears, desires and wants of all sentient life had begun to bubble to the surface, driving forward change. It was an instinct not far removed from that of salmon struggling to spawn uphill.

Tux: Not that we’ve seen it, mind you…

Those in power, or in the right place at the right time, had simply begun to act. In any other time, in any other place, they would have questioned their actions, looked before they leaped... but not now, not when the drive towards homeostasis of creation was pushing them forward. For it was not the time of Reason any longer. It was the Age of Crisis.

Take our universe.

Tux: Please.

Terra: It’s on sale, cheap.

Setsuna Meioh, becoming sick of it all, throwing her Garnet Orb into the Time Gate and smashing it open, fusing 31st Century Tokyo with it's 1000 year younger counterpart.

NQS: Darn you, Setsuna.

Aino Minako, not thinking properly, firing a powerful meson beam at Galaxy Cauldron, hoping to get her husband back.

NQS: Wasn’t I there, long ago?

Tux: I think so.

hino rei.bot, detonating powerful energy over the Earth 65 million years ago.

Hino Rei, giving into her desire to run things The Way She Knew They Should Be Run, and staging a military coup on the Capitol

Terra: And another coup.

Mizuno Ami, tired of living with the title of "Weakest Senshi", trying to take the Imperial Capitol by force.

NQS: So many forces upon the Capitol.

Elios, wanting to start a Hip Hop Empire.

Tux: As Neptune.

Terra: Which in itself is odd.

Chibiusa, deciding it was time for herself to come into power and damn the consequences

NQS: Chibi-Usa?

Jedite, fulfilling his long-standing dream of Empire from 10,000 years ago.

NQS: Darn it. That’s a lot of people.

Professor Tomoe, bored and looking for something fun to do.

Tux: What, he was tired of playing Twister?

Now, someone watching events on Earth of this time might say, "Why here? What's so special about THIS planet of all planets?" To that let me say this. Everyone knows Metallia, Wiseman, Mistress 9, Neherenia and Galaxia were agents or avatars of Chaos.

NQS: Or Sailor Chaos. Your call.

They fulfilled a needed role in the balance of the universe. But what was _their_ balance? The force of order, of light. And who were the agents of light? The Sailor Senshi and friends, along with Usagi, the very avatar of Light herself. What do you think gives the Ginzuishou its fantastic power? The very force that opposes Chaos. The Light of Order.

NQS: I am the light.

So yes, there was madness all over the universe. The Rann-Thanagar war. Daleks vs. Time Lords. Eddorians vs Arisians. Undertaker vs. Kane.

Tux (as JR): Ah, my gawd, it’s Kane!

Terra: We watch too much WWE.

But it was here, on Earth, the fragile world held together by the dreams of a mentally deficient but pure-hearted clutzy girl named Usagi where everything would change forever.

NQS: Yes, I know I was klutzy.

For there were two major crises facing Earth in the beginning years of the 21st Century. One was the local concern of saving the Earth by stabilizing Usagi's wish and hope for it to survive, by preserving her body from the sword of Galaxia. The other was to stabilize the universe so that Earth would have someplace to live. And for that, the one being least unchanged through the four major timelines would be needed. Artemis the cat.

All: Artemis?

"Say WHAT?!" Artemis exclaimed in a panic, hearing the narrator.

You cannot hear me.

Tux: Like Hell I can.

"The hell I can't!" Artemis protested, perched on some rubble in the midst of the remains of Ten' Aino house, which had been brought down by a psychotic android that looked like blue-haired Sakura in a Gothic Lolita Dress*

Terra: There goes a home.

* See Android "April" from Coyote Ragtime Show.

Fine.

"So who are you?" Artemis asked, looking around, confused.

That Which Watches.

Tux: A Watcher.

"Ooohkay..." the cat sighed. He'd seen enough wierdness the last few days. "So why do you need me?"

"Because," Haruka said, getting up, her eyes strangely glowing with the power of the Glow, "There are four universes, right, and you're the one who's least changed in them all."

Terra: Okay… that would be weird.

Tux: But true.

"Haruka?" Artemis asked, confused. Unlike everyone else, Haruka had chosen to ignore the goings on, figuring that things would take care of themselves. Even as the house had exploded around her, she had sat in her comfy sofa watching Wrestling and drinking beer.

Tux: She always does that. Nothing new here.

"Don't ask me how I know this s[BLEEP]t," Haruka explained, idly waving an unfinished copy of the Suburban Senshi World Guide around.

Terra: Calling Dr. Xadium. Guide needed, stat.

"But there's like four main universes. Like, to make it simple, lets call one 'Manga', one 'Anime', one 'Live Action' and one 'Reality Prime' which is ours."

Tux: PGSM as a universe? What has the world come to?

Artemis sat down on his haunches, just looking and blinking.

Haruka continued on, idly sipping her beer. "Reality Prime here seems to have events from all three other universes all smooshed together. So everyone here has like, for lack of a better word, 'the taint' of the other universes f[BLEEP]ing up their aura. That's why they're doing stupid s[BLEEP]t, because they're being pushed and pulled along with the rest of the universe."

Terra: Like magnets. Giant magnets.

Artemis nodded, watching some Mandroids get diced to pieces by Daimon-Youma, then the victors being shredded by vulcan cannons mounted on Mizunomics Gundams, then those Gundams being shot to pieces by Martian warships.

NQS: So, this is true war…

"But, what can we do?" Artemis asked. "And why am I special?"

"Because the worst change that ever happened to you was that you became a plushie," Haruka continued, flipping through the book, reading. "Everyone except Luna and you had their names changed. Luna became a Pedo Plush in Live Action-verse. A little human girl with a messed up personality."

Tux: Not that we’ve seen PGSM, mind you.

Terra: But we’ve read about it.

"That happened here too, after Usagi hit her with the Ginzuishou by mistake trying to hit Setsuna." Artemis nodded. "But I was a plush too?"

"Out of everybody, your personality stayed the same mostly," Haruka continued. "So you're the key to stabilizing everything, even if you did have the voice of Inu-Yasha that one time."

"Oh GOD a DOG..." Artemis shuddered. "But wait, why are YOU not affected?"

"Because I'm a lazy motherf[BLEEP]er who can't be bothered with s[BLEEP]t in my retirement. Ambition is Zero. I got my beer, my TV and my woman. What the f[BLEEP]k more do I need?"

Tux: A woman to marry.

NQS: Michiru.

"To marry that woman?" Artemis asked dimly, echoing the sentiments of, like, every Suburban Senshi fan Ever.

"F[BLEEP]k off", Haruka replied, paling significantly. "Just, like, come with me so we can umm..." She looked through the book again. "Harmonize the divergent potentialities into a coherent vibratory wholistic integration matri--"

Haruka threw down the book and pointed to the heavens. "What the f[BLEEP]k is this technobabble bulls[BLEEP]t?!"

Tux: Just some leftover Star Trek stuff.

A booming voice answered "Just throw the damn cat at them."

"GAH!" Artemis yelped.

Tux: And so, it begins…
The Second Coming

Turning and turning in the king-sized sheets
The next door neighbor cannot read her book;
The bed falls apart; the boxspring cannot hold;
Happy screams are loosed upon the world,
The held back tide is loosed, and everywhere
My ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all sanity while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity upstairs.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! OH YES! YES! YESSS!

NQS: And once again, Minako messes up a saying.

Artemis growled. "Minako, this is why we let HOTARU quote Yeats and not you."

Minako sighed. "Artemis it's not my fault she was kidnapped before this thing started."

"Just... Nevermind," Artemis muttered, getting back to the tale and ignoring this preface which the crisis thankfully retconned immediately thereafter*.

* Too bad you've already read it, eh?

Tux: Yes, we have.

PART ONE

"Just throw the cat at 'em, huh?" Haruka belched and nodded, bending down and looking Artemis eye to eye.

"Uhh--" Artemis began, but was cut off when Haruka roughly grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, trying to pick him up.

Instinctively, Artemis twisted around and bit Haruka on the hand. Hard.

Tux: Ow.

Terra: Rabies!

"OW MOTHERFU[BLEEP]KER!" Haruka yelled, batting Artemis aside and flailing excitedly. "Are you a f[BLEEP]ing VAMPIRE OR SOME s[BLEEP]t?!"

Terra: I am. Blah!

Artemis landed on his feet, hissing, back arched. "What the heck is WRONG with you, don't you know how to treat pets?!"

Haruka shook her head. "When I was a kid all my pets died. Mom never let me have anything with a spinal cord."

Tux: And we wonder why.

Artemis fumed, "Well I can SEE why. God help you if you adopt an infant." He took a moment to scratch behind his left ear with his hind leg, a cute move that totally evaporated the gravity of his lecturing tone.

Haruka opened her mouth to reply, but the bite to her hand started to throb. It became an overpowering sensation, her head swimming with the pulse of blood rushing through her body.

Holy crap, she thought. What if Artemis really was a vampire cat?

Terra: Perish the thought.

Haruka looked at her hand, thoughts winding back to when she had last been bitten on the same spot, by a Tsetse fly.

It had been years ago, in Africa. She had gone to South Africa to participate in an A1 Motorsport rally, with Michiru in tow. The other senshi were still in Tokyo, fighting Neherenia.

NQS: How convenient.

Tux: And we were not there.

But Neherenia's battle had been worldwide, against all Senshi. She had dispatched Zircon to create an illusory slice of Tokyo, a dreamland, and brought the inner senshi there, with the hopes of killing them and the outers in one stroke. The inners had been fooled into thinking they had infiltrated the circus, and then had been caught, Minako so deep in the illusion she was even unable to transform.

Terra: That was in the anime or the manga?

Tux: Not sure.

But then Haruka and Michiru had arrived to save the day, along with Hotaru. Sure, it made no sense. Hotaru was still an infant. But at the time--like with any dream-- logic went out the window.

NQS: Good bye, logic. (NQS tosses something out the window)

They even managed to "beat" the enemy, sinking deeper into the dreamworld. They would have been lost forever had not a Tsetse fly bitten Haruka hard on the hand and awoken her. A few pokes to Zircon's Eye with the Space Sword, and the little brat hightailed it back to Tokyo, the inners managing to follow in tow. By the time Haruka and Michiru had made it back to Tokyo, Usagi had already sealed her up in the light of the new moon.*

* This reconciles the Anime and Manga versions of the Dead moon Conflict. The Manga version is trumped by the Anime.

Tux: Anime trumps all. End of story, for now.

The happenings of the manga that conflict are officially a result of Neherenia's dream machinations. Recall that SubSen establishes the SuperS season happened worldwide over the course of the eclipse, taking no more that one realtime day.

Terra: How nice.

"Man you bit me so hard my f[BLEEP]ing brain hurts," Haruka protested, feeling her head.

Artemis blinked as he looked at Haruka again, his eyes shifting from blue to green to blue to green. It seemed like Haruka had become horribly out of focus, and then crystal clear once again.

"Anyway, we need to get to the Palace," Haruka pointed out, looking over the fire-lit city, the streets filled with smoke and the sounds of car alarms going off, mandroids, gundams and daimon-youma battling it out under the light of the gleaming Crystal Palace while Earth's second moon, the Pimp Star, loomed overhead.

Terra: Star Wars reference.

Tux: Just like Elios to call his warship that.

"So transform and do the roof-leaping thing," Artemis said tiredly.

"I would," Haruka replied, pointing to the skyline, where a crashing Martian battlecruiser scraped the tops of buildings, cleaving the top floors off others and spinning out of control into Tokyo Tower, destroying it for the 5th time that night-- "But there aren't any roofs LEFT".

Tux: D’oh.

Terra: And once again, Tokyo Tower falls… I know that’s an anime rule somewhere.

"So we walk?" Artemis suggested, hopping on Haruka's shoulder.

"Walk my ass," Haruka answered, pointing to downtown Azabu. "We need a damn car. And Neko took mine."

"So where are we going!?" Artemis complained, as Haruka broke into a run.

"Mo's got a car," Haruka replied, making for "Mo's Tavern."

Tux (as Homer Simpson): Howdy, Mo.

MO'S TAVERN, NEXT TO CROWN GAME CENTER

"Holy s[BLEEP]t," Haruka whispered, not daring to move. There, under the moonlight, under the scant remains of the ravaged roof, Furuhata Motoki sat, cash in hand, ready to pay a furry cosplayer to re-enact Monica Lewinsky's finest hour.

Terra: Bad mental image, that.

Tux: I am so blind right now.

"He's going to have that Platypus fe--" Artemis coughed, not daring to complete the thought."HEY!" the cat yelled, sending the fur running.

Tux: Run, cosplayer, run.

"Huh?" Motoki asked, his voice hollow and empty, eyes so dead. He turned his head to look at the source of the yell. A small white cat with large blue eyes. Or were they green? Such large eyes, such innocent eyes. Oh, they were so large, so innocent, just like Reika's. Oh god, Reika. She reminded him of back when the world was so pure, so clean, back before he had had to resort to giant cosplayers trying to make it as giant skunks to bring him pleasure.

Tux: Enough of that, let’s move on, shall we?

Gazing into the cat's eyes, falling back into his memories, Motoki rememebered how Reika had phoned him from the town of f[BLEEP]ing Austria.

Tux: There is no such town. Figure that out someday.

Or had she said she was f[BLEEP]ing Austria. He couldn't recall. But he had been so sick of her, her the horse-girl who left him for years at a time using school as an excuse. The equestrian rider. Her horse had been so much more purer than her. It had known no deceit, no treachery. He had looked in its eyes and noted how animals, unlike humans with their motives, and excuses, and fickle desires, were pure and simple. They just wanted to eat, sleep and mate. Why couldn't HIS life be that simple?

Terra: Because it isn’t.

Then he had found the internet, and pregfur.org.

Tux: No comment at all.

Terra: Didn’t even look there, been MiSTed, let’s move on.

Such a beautiful thing, he had thought, humanity and nature in perfect, pregnant balance.

There he had found a man named Molatar. With Molatar's money raised from the preachings of the Lycanthrope God, he had torn down the fruit parlor, the place that reminded him of Reika so, and he had rebuilt a karaoke bar. But that place never made any money, because the girls would keep sneaking in with unlimited passes, and their singing scared away all the regulars from the Game Center.

Tux: This almost sounds like PGSM. Almost.

So he shut it down and just opened a bar to allow himself to wallow in total misery drowned in rum. Then he had heard the voice of Aino Minako again after many years. Grown up a bit, she sounded just like Reika, and oh god, he had wanted more. So even though he liked the furry world, he began to call her at night, just to hear her voice. Even when she was yelling insults at him, he felt so good-- and hey, wasn't that her cat?*

* PSGM / BSSM / SS continuity merge GET

Terra: Yeah, we get it.

NQS: I take it this isn’t a pretty sight.

Tux: No kidding.

"I don't like the way he's looking at me, Haruka," Artemis said, walking in reverse (which is DAMN hard for a cat, Lunar or otherwise),

Tux: But he tried. Really hard. And still failed.

and getting behind Haruka's legs. He noted that Motoki had snapped into a clearer focus as well.

"Ahh, he just wants to pet you," Haruka replied, blind to the situation.

"I don't need that kind of petting," Artemis replied, going paler than usual.

Terra: But I do… or not.

Tux: We’ll do that later, sort of.

Motoki squatted down and reached out to Artemis, drooling. Cats only lasted 5 seconds but what wonderful 5 seconds those would be--

Tux: Ugh.

NQS: I think I will be sick.

Terra: Factual, but sick.

As Artemis raised his forepaw to unsheathe his claws, an explosion blew in the side of the Bar.

"A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED" yelled a Mandroid, looking at Haruka. "SENSHI DETECTED."

Tux: Here comes a new challenger.

"Hloy SIT!1111" Chibiusa, who was perched on the beefcake-droid's shoulder yelled. "It's harackra!!1"

Tux: English, please.

NQS: Ah, the famed Spore of Suburban Senshi.

Haruka sighed. "Man, that s[BLEEP]t sounds like the sound Artemis makes when he hacks up s[BLEEP]t."

Artemis sweatdropped.

"Were u biches haded??/" Chibiusa asked, looking towards the Castle. To Artemis' eyes, she was sharp and clear, but now a bit brighter.

"If it wasn't for the fact she had no counterpart in Live Action verse, she would have been more perfect than you," Haruka blurted out, words stuffed into her mouth again.

Tux: And for that, we are lucky.

Artemis took that in, and nodded. Chibiusa, for her part, not understanding, snapped, "im mror parfackt dan, u bichass!!1111 UR MAI PISONERS1111"

Terra: And no one phone call business. This is war.

"Oh no," Haruka muttered. "Prisoners. I guess my life is f[BLEEP]ing over then." Artemis shrugged as best he could.

"Cum with mi!" Chibiusa commanded. "U kan wach az mai armiez defeet da uders an i tak da thone ov kistal tokio!111 mohshshshshshshhsshsh!!"!

NQS: I take it she failed.

She snapped her fingers, and the mandroids marched in lock-step, taking Haruka, Motoki and Artemis in tow.

There was a sick thumping sound as one of the mandroids malfunctioned and began humping a distraught Daimon-youma. Chibiusa turned and saw this, and imperiously fired a deadly stream of pink hearts from her moon stick at the machine, exploding its head..... then its cranium.

Tux: Pink Sugar Heart Attack… and I think I will have one right now. A heart attack, that is.

Terra: And yet another bad mental image.

As it dropped to the ground spasming, she yelled out to her troops "U WALL DASAIRE ONLI MI!11111"

No mandroid dared disagree.*

* Chibiusa's cross continuity is pretty much straightforward, actually. There are just a LOT of back and forth hops to and from the future that makes it seem tangled. I will excerpt them from the Chronology so it's easier to make sense of. For retcon purposes, as will be seen next, all that's really changed is that her strong friendship with Rei from the anime will be intensified as opposed to the hostility that exists in SS currently.

Tux: There’s hostility? Oh my, whatever shall we do?

Chibiusa's army marched through the streets slowly, spending most of its time killing Youma, as the Gundams and Martian spacecraft seemed deadlocked over the Palace proper. When they did make it to the huge seat of Imperial power, they could see that a huge side of the palace had collapsed inwards and shattered, revealing a tense standoff between Sailors Mars and Mercury.

Terra: One Mexican standoff, please… to go.

"Why are you getting in my way!?" Sailor Mercury hissed, summoning a huge cloud of freezing gas around her like two coiled serpents as Sailor Mars circled her, Flame Sniper at the ready.

"Because this is INSANE!" Mars snapped.

Terra: No, Mercury is insane.

Tux: Jumping ahead, are we?

"INSANE?" Mercury laughed. "YOU'RE the one who raised a battle fleet and came hee declaring martial law! Your ships have done more damage to Tokyo than the rest of all the factions combined!"

"Only because you WON'T SURRENDER!" Mars replied.

"Oh, should I be a good little girl and roll over when the Imperial Navy says so?" Mercury laughed. "I don't THINK SO. You should have stayed in the past and played house with the Outers."

Tux: I don’t want to take that the wrong way.

Terra: Neither do I.

"I DID!" Mars replied. "But it's just as well Setsuna shoved everything together. Insane MANIACS like you need to be stopped! I just picked up where I had left off!"

Tux: And that was where? Or, should I say, when?

NQS: Setsuna has left, and time’s all messed up. Not good.

Mercury growled. "Everyone, always expecting me to conform, to comply to do what's wanted. 'Ami, you're smart, go to three cram schools at once so you can be a good little doctor like your mother. Don't be a bum like your artist father who walked out. Get good grades Ami, keep up the face of the family, Ami.' ENOUGH! I WON'T LISTEN TO THEM AND I WON'T LISTEN TO YOU! I WASTED ENOUGH OF MY LIFE DOING THAT!"

Tux (monotone): Conform… conform…

"Dude. This is some deep s[BLEEP]t," Haruka commented blithely, cracking open a beer and drinking, as Artemis rolled his eyes.

"Don't expect pity from ME!" Mars shot back. "After my mother died, Papa sunk deeper into his DAMN politics! Risa Hino was just a name to him! She meant nothing! I meant nothing! He said he was sending me to live at the shrine with Ojii-san because of my powers, but it was REALLY because he couldn't be bothered to deal with his little girl who needed love!"

Tux: Manga continuity. I can smell it.

Terra (singing): I want someone to love…

"Oh har har, cry me a river, Rei-chan," Mercury replied sarcastically. "You needed so much love that you, a shinto MIKO, dressed like a SKANK and hit on EVERY CUTE BOY YOU SAW! You really were a 'Roppongi Girl!'"

Terra (singing): I’m a Roppongi Girl…

Mars stood there, scowling, noticing Artemis for the first time, her image blurring a bit and resharpening. "I don't like men. No, that's not right. I don't like the games they play with women. I have no time for men who are like that. Men Like my father. THOSE I hate with no mercy. But I do... I do want a man to love me. To give me casablancas,

Tux: Manga.

Terra: Okay, we get the point…

to stroke my hair, to care for me for who I am. And so I will live, live like a normal girl even IF I have my powers. I will date, and I will PARTY, AND I WILL BE A MIKO! I AM HINO REI, AMI! LOVER, FIGHTER, SHAMAN! I CAN DO IT ALL! AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! AND YOU DAMN. WELL. KNOW THIS!"*

* Anime / Manga / PSGM Rei hybrid GET

Terra: So we see… Two down, so many to go…

Everyone backed up a step, the sheer fire of Rei's iron will no small thing. Her very aura was on fire. Snarling, she pulled back on the bow of the flame sniper and let the arrow fly at Mercury, who began to dodge.

"Stop this, minna!!" Sailor Venus yelled, having just burst in through the crowd of manrdoids right before Mars had let go of the arrow.

As everyone looked on in horror, she was knocked off her feet, twisting in mid-air, impaled by the Flame Sniper, the sheer force of the impact blowing her transformation away and sending her smashing hard into a wall.

Tux: Ouch.

Terra: Indeed.

NQS: I hate when the senshi fight. Especially like this.

I asked her if we should stop.

“No, continue,” the Queen requested, “I want to see how this ends.”

"Minako-chan!" Rei's voice was a blur that seemed to be coming to Minako from a faraway place, muffled, distorted, like she was hearing it from underwater.

Tux: Glub, glub.

"Minako!" Ami cried out also. Even in her desire for power, Ami's friendship still existed. She sounded like she was coming closer.

Terra: The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Minako reached out weakly, not really able to see, her hand brushing against Artemis' small paw. She smiled weakly. In a lot of ways he was her oldest friend. She gently squeezed his paw, curling her fingers around it.

"I'm dying... aren't I..." she whispered softly.

Tux: It’s just a flesh wound.

"Mina, you're not going to die!" Artemis panicked voice cut through her muddled thoughts with Razor-sharp clarity.

Minako chuckled, her memories flooding back.

"You sound like you did that one time, remember?" She coughed. "After I'd graduated from high school and become an idol, then I got sick all of a sudden..."

"The tumor," Artemis said softly, recalling. It was a secret she had kept from almost everyone. Back in the 90's, on her last day as Sailor V, Minako had been caught in a warehouse explosion in London. Fortunately, since she had awakened in China as Sailor Venus just before going to England, her body had been able to take the force of an exploding grenade with no worries. At the time, Artemis merely thought that she had just been banged up fairly badly.

Tux: But no…

Minako had come home, and joined the other senshi. But, as it turned out, the factory had been filled with barrels of carcinogenic chemicals which had sparked off a small cancerous growth in her brain after she had inhaled the chemicals. It had taken years, but by 1998, the tumor had become large enough to become noticed and cause problems. She had become sullen, bitchy and withdrawn, with Rei and Artemis her only confidants.

Terra: Sounds like PGSM here.

Then, one day, she had fainted on stage in the middle of a performance, and had been rushed to the hospital...

Tux: Where Ami tried to operate on her.

"It's okay, Artemis," Minako burbled gently, squeezing his paw more, the memories coming in stronger. "I've already cheated death so many times~"

"You're not going to die!" Artemis insisted desperately.

Terra: At least, not yet.

"Heh," Minako chuckled very weakly, smiling, not seeing him, remembering how he had said the same years ago, dressed up in his stupid plushie disguise-- the only way he could get into the hospital--

Tux: Plushie Artemis, now on sale on Ebay.

convincing her to fight and take the risky operation that could cure-- or kill. She had gone along with it, and died on the operating table for over 2 minutes.

Terra: Quite long for normal standards.

The press mistakenly reported her death, but thanks to Ami's quick intervention, she had survived and gone back to her usual cheery self.*

* PSGM Artemis plush, Minako cancer and death + idol career merge GET++ AND A STAR TREK REFERENCE TOO

Terra: All that, and more, in the Crisis.

"We all know this day had to come," Minako whispered, thinking about how the brush with death had made her even more famous until finally she had retired in 2001 after meeting X-chan. X-chan...

Tux: Hello, Xadium.

Terra: Our fanfic lord and master.

"At least... I'll be able to see him... again..." she rasped, head lolling to one side, eyes closing, exhaling with finality.

Tux: Geez, die already.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Artemis exclaimed, smacking her in the face with his paw. "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE MINAKO! YOU WERE SHOT IN THE BUTT!"

NQS: The butt? How droll.

"But it's such a PERFECT butt!" Minako protested, leaping up from where she had sprawled, charred behind jaunting into the air, hands trailing back, feeling her bottom.

"I've fixed the damage," Mercury intoned, nodding to herself in a self-satisfied way.

"All you did was put a bunny-head BAND AID on it!" Mars shot back.

NQS: Those band-aids must have come from me in my younger days.

"My poor butt," Minako whined.

"Budget cuts," Mercury snapped. "Building an Army of Gundanium death machines is costly."

Tux: Very costly.

Terra: So costly that healthcare insurance is practically out of reach for most.

"My butt is better!" Mars exclaimed, sticking hers out and patting it. "and my legs, too!"

"Oh yeah, well my chest is bigger!" Minako shot back, gesturing to her chest with rounded hand motions, leading Mars to glare at her angrily.

NQS: Okay, let’s not go into a beauty pageant, or worse…

Tux: Fine, we won’t.

"That's because all the JUNK FOOD YOU EAT goes right to your BREASTS!" Mars shot back.

"I'm not complanin'," Haruka mused, ogling, loving Minako's low cut executive suit.

Tux: Neither is Xadium.

"Neither does X-chan," Minako giggled, remembering her dead husband, and why she was even here. "I have to go find him," she suddently realised.

"No, I don't think so," Mercury said in the sultry tone used by Spock in that hacked up Kirk / Spock MP3 that is on all the cool internets. She aimed an ice sword right at Minako's heart. "I saved you merely so I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!"

Tux: Okay… psycho much?

"Saved her from a SHOT IN THE BUTT!" Mars reminded.

"Infection was a REAL DANGER!" Mercury hissed. "NOW DIE, AINO MINAKO, DIE!"

Terra: The, Minako, the.

NQS: Ah, the classics…

"Oh, I wish X-chan was here to suck out the poison," Minako cooed, blushing, utterly ignoring the mortal danger.

"WHAT POISON!" Mars boggled. "It was a FLAME ARROW!"

"Will you people just. SHUT. UP." Jedite appeared out of the darkness, hitting Mercury square in the back with a blast from the Golden Crystal, which he had ripped off of Mamoru's crotch during an earlier battle.

Tux: Which was in Suburban Senshi 3. Which we never saw.

Terra: But, Jedite won, sort of.

"Now, I claim the Imperium for the NEO DARK KINGDOM / Tomoe's Tasty Coffee Flagship Axis of EVIL ALLIANCE!"

He prepared to strike a killing blow.

"Don't do it!" Sailor Mars commanded, getting in front of Jedite. "You OWE ME one, remember?"

Jedite looked at Mars, not understanding. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Artemis, and the memory returned. Of how early on, in his first encounter with Mars, she had fried him almost totally to a crisp, near death, but then relented at the last second, letting him crawl off with haughty pride.

Tux: Love him much?

"Damn you," Jedite muttered. "It would have been better if you had let me DIE. Beryl had to regrow my body from a stone, and I was..." His voice trailed off as he shuddered at the memory. "I was a stupid pimply faced boy with bad teeth until my powers grew strong enough for me to reform properly."

NQS laughed.

Tux: I don’t want to see that. Not at all.

Terra: Let me guess, it was a Jedite stone.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA" Haruka started laughing hysterically, spitting out some beer though her nostrils at the image of a perky-happy teen Jedite.

Jedite shot her a death glare. "Yes, well, people thought I was dead so I let them believe that rather than be seen... in that way." He growled, preparing to fight through Mars.*

* Jedite's death in the manga and his looks in PGSM are now retconned. The rest of his timeline is as in the Anime and SubSen.

Tux: Hello, retcon.

Terra: And thus, Jedite is now another player in the game.

"I won't let you hurt her, even if she's gone evil!" Mars declared, describing an arc with her hands and forming another Flame Sniper.

Tux: Mars…

Terra: Flame…

"What, I'm just disposing of a failed experiment," Jedite said cooly, locking gazes with Mars.

"Experiment?" Mars asked, maintaining a poker face, her sixth sense telling her Jedite was not lying.

Tux: Jedite rarely lies.

"Why don't you tell them yourself, Dorkury," Jedite mocked, kicking Mercury slightly.

"That's DARKury," Mercury growled, her Sailor Fuku changing, shifting into a darker, black-lace frilled version as she rose to her feet, a new ice blade in her hands.

Tux: Hello, Dark Mercury of PGSM.

"Nani~?" Minako asked in shock.

"Oh, didn't Kunzite ever tell you?" Jedite asked with a smirk, casting his gaze at Artemis for a moment. "About how he cornered 'Bubblebath no Senshi' one day and stabbed her with his blade, spreading Metallia's taint in her body?"

NQS: When did this happen?

Terra: Beats me.

"A-Ami-chan, is this true?" Mars asked in shock, the flame sniper flickering unsteadily. Ami just looked at her coldly.

"About how we all thought the experiment failed when she only transformed once, and then got away~" Jedite continued. "But I suppose it was just a dark seed that took 150 years to grow, corrupting her fully with Negative Metallia Force by the time she was living in Crystal Tokyo..."

"I am filled with the power of Negaforce," Darkury snapped.*

* PGSM merge complete, and now we have an in-canon reason for why SubSen Mercury is So Damn Insane! AND DUB INTEGRATION TOO!

Terra: Yes, the bad dub plays its part here.

Tux: I’m Crazy Mercury, and my prices are so low, I’m practically giving things away.

"That is the most retarded name ever," Haruka muttered as Mercury hurled her blade at Minako, who dodged with an inch to spare, a slight cut forming on her cheek.

"Lucky," Darkury hissed.

"Tell me about it," Artemis sighed. "It's like she's got a guardian angel looking out for her."

"You were always my favorite," Haruka blurted, her words not her own, the Glow in her eyes again. She patted Minako on the head.

Tux: Okay, who is that, and what has this person done to Haruka?

As Minako blushed happily and smiled, Haruka blinked, taking control of herself again.

"Oh, F[BLEEP]K NO!" Haruka yelled, putting her hands around her throat and starting to strangulate herself.

Terra: The Choke hold.

Tux: I’d chant something here, but I won’t.

"What... is Haruka doing?" Artemias asked in shock.

"Yeah, I thought she LIKED touching other women," Mars noted.

"I wish she'd touch me," Motoki whined.

NQS: No comment.

""Motherf[BLEEP]ker why do you ALWAYS favor her!" Haruka yelled at the air through ragged breaths, glaring up at the sky towards some unknown Third Person Narrative Entity before ramming her head into the wall again and again and again. "I'll teach you, assh[BLEEP]le! I'm the one who STARTED this sh[BLEEP]t , without me there WOULDN'T BE A GOD[BLEEP]MN THING!!"

"Oh, I know who she's yelling at," Artemis nodded, as everyone else just stopped, even the sounds of battle ceasing as EVERYONE stared at Haruka throwing herself bodily onto the ground in a self-bodyslam,

Terra: Practicing for WWE?

Tux: No.

trying repeatedly to punch herself between the legs.

Tux: That would have hurt, if she were male.

"NEKO CAME LATER WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS GET THE ART, THE STORIES, THE HOT LOVE LIFE, THE F[BLEEP]ING TV NETWORK!!"

"I wished on the Dragonballs?" Minako asked innocently, watching dumbfounded as The Glow in Haruka took a few moments to smile at her stupidly even as Haruka poked at her own eyes to try and get at it.

Tux: That she did.

Terra: And all wishes came true.

Tux: And the rest came from Xadium.

"Yeah," Mars mumbled. "I want some equal time..." She dimly remembered being so forgotten about in one tale the story ended with her and Makoto in meaningless limbo while Venus got to kill Beryl.*

* See the first Sailormoon fic Xadium ever wrote, "Queen Beryl's Fatal Rage-Related Atomic Disintegration"

Tux: Read it.

Terra: Not bad.

"Dammit!" Haruka yelled, frustrated at her inability to beat the living crap out of something metaphysical. "JED!"

"Yessss?" Jedite asked, leaning on a wall with his arms folded, occassonally unfolding them to toss the Golden Crystal in the air.

Tux: Just because he can.

"Come kick my ass!" Haruka yelled. "Quick!"

Jedite raised an eyebrow, shrugged and slightly nodded to himself before walking over to Ten'ou and sadistically wailing on her with a shower of vicious kicks and punches.

"Thanks man... ohh, my ribs," Haruka coughed, spitting up blood and cackling "take that you dumbass..."

"Wow, Haruka is kicking her own ass," Motoki mused. "Someone should take pictures."

Tux: I would, but I don’t have my camera.

Minako did, even as the voice possessing Haruka smiled stupidly at her and Jedite savaged away.

"Wow, I want some of this," Mars realized, jumping in. "THIS! IS FOR! NOT PLAYING NICE! WITH US! AGAINST TOMOE!"

Tux: Now, now, play nice.

"OW!" Haruka yelled, taking a red stiletto heel to the face. How the hell did Mars run in those anyway!?

Terra: She just does. Enough said.

"HIT THE VOICE NOT ME!"

"What voice?" Mars yelled.

"The one coming out of me!" Haruka protested.

"I AM!" Mars affirmed, kicking Haruka in the knees.

"Dammit NOT WHAT I MEANT!"

Eventually, Jedite got bored savaging Haruka and left Mars to it, turning to Minako.

"So, Aino, is there any reason you're here besides getting shot in the ass?" Jedite chuckled.

Minako nodded sternly. "I've come to put my sister back on the throne!" She tugged on a Love-Me chain and pulled in an unconcious Usagi

NQS: Okay, explain this one to me.

Tux: In due time…

.

"Sister!?" Mars asked in shock, putting away her truncheon and paying full attention, to which Minako simply replied by pulling out a copy of the Sailor V manga and the Sailor Moon manga, putting pictures of her Papa and Tsukino Kenji side-by-side.

Mars' hand fled over her mouth, oh god, they were IDENTICAL.

Tux: And we have reason.

Terra: And it is a good one.

NQS: Remind me to talk to Minako later.

"Hai, Papa was a layer," Minako said, sighing even as Artemis snapped "PLAYER!"

"He had this other family on the side, so Usagi-chan is my half-sister, and Shingo-kun my half-brother".*

* Takeuchi-sensei this is what you get for re-using character designs, and this development was actually hinted at years ago in the Pixel Manga

Tux: Which we’ve seen.

Terra: Sailor V, year five.

"No wonder those two always acted in stereo," Haruka coughed even as she punched herself in the face.

"Yes well," Jedite muttered, cracking his knuckles. "Ditz no Senshi is in the way of my taking over the Empire."

"Jedite, I won't let you do this!!" Minako exclaimed. Mars went to her side.

"Oh, like I'm really scared of..."

Jedite's voice trailed off and he started laughing hysterically. Chibiusa as Chibi-moon had slid into the scene in front of Minako and Mars, waving and posing and giving a little speech. No one had noticed because no one had bothered to look down.

Tux: Because she’s so small.

"BICH!!!1" Chibiusa yelled, scampering over and smashing Jedite in the kneecap with a billyclub. "DEWNT FACKING LAFF AT MI11111"

Tux: Why would we?

"RUNT!" Jedite roared, kicking Chibiusa out of the palace with one swift boot to the face. He then teleported behind Minako and made as if to attack Usagi.

There was the sound of a latin Guitar and a gunshot as a rose flew in.

With a cool Matrix like move, Jedite jumped, rotated around in mid air, grabbign the rose in his hand and hurled it back at his REAL target, the man he knew would come if Usagi was ever in any danger.

NQS: Tuxedo Mask. (flatly) Yay.

Tux: Woah, Jedite knows kung-fu.

Tuxedo Mask, in the Lavendar Suit Variant Repaint.

Tux: You mean, Endymion.

"Endorkion," Jedite said wirth a sly smile as the rose shot back into the King's shoulder. "Just the man I wanted."

"Wow, you swing that way?" Haruka asked, desperately trying to knee herself in the corner.

Tux: I didn’t know Jedite was like that.

"WANTED FOR KILLING, MORON!" Jedite yelled.

"Wow, Jedite is into snuff," Minako noted.

Terra: I’m not.

Tux: Neither am I.

Jedite was livid, and shot a bolt of Dark ki at Darkury, who was crawling off. "Where do YOU think you're going! We're going to settle the issue of Who Rules right here, RIGHT NOW!"

NQS: I rule, enough said.

Tux: Not here, you do. At least, not yet.

As Darkury rose to confront Jedite, a figure blurred between the two.

"...there is no question of who should rule," the tall figure intoned, her long green hair flapping in the wind. "It is Endymion-sama."

"Why are you backing 'Fiore's Fantasylad'?" Jedite asked.

"Because," Setsuna said, all ounce of cool gone from her voice as she clutched her hands in front of her heart, little pink hearts bulging from her eyes, "He's my fantasy lad too."

NQS: Not her again.

Tux: It’s her again.

Jedite rolled his eyes. "Have you FORGOTTEN that you are his CLONED SISTER?!" He pointed to the distance where Chibiusa was sitting up, preparing to charge back towards them. "And your red eyes, did you not ever wonder where you got them?" He laughed. "They didn't just *give* Endymion clone two X chromosomes... they took one FROM HER!"

Tux: No way. No freaking way.

Terra: We never thought of that.

"From Small... Lady?" Pluto blanched. She held her head, her sailor Fuku vanishing, replaced with her normal clothes. Then the Fuku re-appeared, but flickered again.

Tux: Identity crisis, of sorts.

"My powers..." She dropped to her knees. "Am I a Senshi, a civilian, daugther of the God of Time. I don't know! I DON'T KNOW!!!"

Terra: Neither do we.

"You are a clone from the future crafted in my lab," Ami answered flatly. "Because no one of non-royal blood could be trusted to guard the time gate. You were sent back tens of thousands of years to do your job from the moment life came to the moon. Can you please be quiet now?"

Tux: Please?

"But is Pluto a planet or ISN'T IT?!" Pluto cried out. "I don't want to be a Satellite Senshi, or worse, an *asteroid*. She stood and coughed. "While I still have my dignity..."

Tux: IAU definition… great.

Terra: Talk about being in flux.

Stretching out her hands, Setsuna began to grow "Oh Cronos," she cried out, "hear me, I cast myself to the wind~"

"She SO stole that from the Trek episode 'who mourns for Adonis'," Artemis mused.

Minako thwapped him on the head. "Geek~"

Tux: Fanboy.

Setsuna dramatically became larger, and larger, fading out as lightning began to crash across the sky, and a heavy wind picked up.

"Ten'ou, stop farting," Jedite snapped.

Tux: Ugh. That was Haruka?

"Huh?" Haruka asked, slapping herself once, then stopping, totally oblivious to what had happened.

"What happened what happened what happened?" someone new asked, appearing by rappel cord from the ceiling of the palace.

"Sakura-chan!!" Minako exclaimed in joy, jumping up to hug her daughter, in the process forcibly pulling her off the rappel line. "You're alive!!"

Tux: And thus enters the other Time Lord.

"For now, yeahs," Sakura nodded, hugging back. "But holy heck history's having a hysterics fit. Harry-P and Aunt Michi's cloned kids from the future are gone,

Tux: Mary will have a fit when she hears this.

Uncle Arty and Hotaru-P never got together, so half the new generation senshi are gone--"

NQS: Artemis and Hotaru?

Tux: Yeah, even I was surprised at that.

"Me... and Hotaru?!" Artemis paled while Haruka puked and Motoki nosebled at the cat side of the equation.

"Never happened," Sakura confirmed clinically even as Artemis' face fell, her brain rattling off the changes as fast as she could recall them. It had been a hard day, being pulled back to life, then nearly beat to death by Eudial and having to level via the old "get Mr. Piccolo to maul you over and over again" method.

Tux: Ah, Dragonball Z.

"Did Aunt Sets just jump into time and I missed it, nuts because it's not every day you get to see the sordid and sorry spectacle of a sailor senshi suicidally slipping into the stream of time."

"Suidicially?" Mars asked in shock.

"Yeah, but I'm sure she'll be back once reality* decides what to do with her," Sakura nodded.

* And the International Astronomical Union

Terra: We hope she doesn’t get downgraded.

Tux: Really we do.

Terra: We’ve just heard the Pluto’s been downgraded.

Tux: Sorry, Setsuna.

Setsuna: The IAU will pay, as soon as I figure out if my powers are degraded.

"But the strain added to the already messed up time vortex that Setsuna added by tossing HER life-force and Plutonic Planet or Planetoid Power Punched up the Pressure of the shockwave blast that had careened back in time from the detonation of the Time Gate in the 31st Century* and caused all that fun stuff like my pop splitting into himself and alter-pop."

* See Sub. Senshi Season 6.

Tux: We have.

Terra: Ah, so that’s why there are two now…

Minako nodded. "So this is where it all started... the Crisis went that far back??"

"On even further," Sakura chirped, happily rattling off a list of changes. "It split Sailor Jupiter too, when she detonated the gate explosion, one version of her remained as usual and the other went on to head the Military forces of the Jovian Guardian Republic*."

* Making room for the SSEU's Jupiter and SubSen's upcoming variant.

NQS: Jupiter?

Terra: I wonder if she’ll become a permanent fixture…

Minako just nodded her head, much as the others did. Time was an annoying thing, and time paradoxes even more so. As the others broke their brains on the concept of two Makotos, Minako could only think of one thing. The reason she had started this off by firing at Galaxy Cauldron in the first place.

Tux: She forgot, didn’t she?

Terra: No, I don’t think she did.

NQS: The poor Cauldron. What did it do to anyone?

"Sakura-chan, if you're alive, does that mean... your father..." She looked at Sakura with hope, but Sakura sadly shook her head.

"I got revived by Eudial. All this temporal flux is keeping me around, but the way in which she revived me broke my safeguards against being wiped out by a timeline change..."

Tux: Blasted safeguards…

Sakura hugged her mother. "When this is all done, I'll probably never have been."

Terra: Poor Sakura. Doomed to be a never-was.

Minako tried her best not to cry. "But what about all those adventures you told me about?! they take place even later than this... now... time!!"

Sakura sighed. "The Celestial Intervention Agency has a motto: 'The Names may change, but the story remains the same.' Someone will step in to fill the historical void. Maybe Noriko, the little half-sister I never knew I had till this all started, who now apparently is / was / will be my best friend... a poor pity that'll be undone when I am."

Tux: AKA the Actuary.

Minako gripped Sakura harder, not wanting to ever let her go. Jedite ate some popcorn, feasting on the tears of the weak. Haruka cracked a beer, checking her watch. The Oscar Committee was getting their annual bribe package.

Tux: Vote for this, please.

Terra: We need the cash to move off of Vizaweb.

"It's ok mom," Sakura tried to soothe, tears welling in her big, brown loving eyes, the limpid pools of light playing of her corneas as her lower lip trembled and she sniffled, trying desperately hard to contain her emotions. Oh yes, so hard. So very painfully emotive. So Oscar Worthy. SO VERY OSCAR WORTHY PEOPLE.

Tux: Vote, and vote often.

She choked up and forced out "It's ok... because... you've never... even... have known... I was ever... even... alive!!!" She broke down into painful sobs, clutching her mother, who cried seas of wailing lamentation.

"Oh just let me kill her now and spare us all," Jedite scowled, eager to get back to the battling stuff.

Terra: So are we.

"But srsly," Sakura continued, choking back her melodramatic emo as an Oscar statuette was slipped to her discreetly,

Tux: And the winner of the best dramatic performance by a Suburban Senshi is…

Terra: Sakura.

her mom giving her a proud thumbs up for carrying on the family tradition, "I have lots of friends in Soul Society-- You see, I was hired as a Temp Captain of 3rd squad and then I went to Central 46--"

"SAKURA!!!!!" A psychotic yell screamed out, as a blue haired, insane android version of Shinguuji Sakura in a black frilly gothic lolita dress, wielding replicas of Alucard (from Hellsing)'s guns, swooped down from the rafters, opening up a salvo of rapid fire blasts at the girl at near point blank range with homicidally malicious glee!

Tux: Psycho Sakura has arrived.

Terra: Fear her.


Note: As part of the sitewide Anniversary event, a challenge was set up by the forces of Order and Chaos, wherein chatbox RP participants could do battle as champions for their chosen Suburban Senshi / newcomers. Depending on the outcome, Suburban Senshi history and canon would change forever. The results of that day-long tournament have indeed created whole new possibilities for Suburban Senshi as we enter Year Five. This final part of the Infinite Crisis fic details those changes. Thanks to all the players who participated!

Tux: You are quite welcome, Xadium.

NQS: And so, it ends, and it begins.

It was all Sakura could do to twist out of the way, several of the shots winging her leather vest and exploding it into shreds, the gleaming metal of an adamantium underplating shining out.

Tux: Did she get that from Wolverine?

"What the hell?!" She exclaimed, but there was no time to react as a spray of explosive high-caliber bullets exploded the ground near her. Whoever this twisted parody of her old blue-haired self with the goth fashion sense was, she was fast-- fast enough to keep up with the Shunpo fast-walking skill she had learned in Soul Society.

Tux: Yay for Soul Society.

Terra: Not that we know what that is, mind you.

While Sakura ran for her life from the psychotic doppelganger, the distraction was all it took for the others to snap back into action, seizing the moment to try and gain the upper hand on their rivals.

Jedite teleported behind Endymion and wrapped his arm around the King's throat, bending him backward and beginning to choke.

Tux: And the choke hold is applied.

NQS: Endymion…

Darkury rushed at Sailor Mars, her sword out, freezing the very air around it almost absolute zero, while Mars, for her part, had a Fire Soul at the ready that was boiling the air around it.

Tux: Some say the world will end in fire, and others in ice.

Chibiusa commanded her Mandroids to split into two groups, one sabotaging the Mizunomics Gundams and taking down the Daimon-Youma, the other backing her father against Jedite.

Terra: Because she has to, darn it.

Minako, for her part, guarded Usagi from all comers, watching Sakura run for her life with worry, but not daring to move, because Usagi was, after all, the ruler.

NQS: That I am.

Tux: For now…

"What the HELL ARE YOU?!" Sakura yelled, doing an aikido-style run up a wall and leaping up over the other Sakura, taking a slash at it with her sword, a ki blast from the blade slicing the back off the android's pretty dress.

Tux: And still more DBZ.

Terra: And Hong Kong Action movies to boot.

"Let me answer your question!" Psycho Sakura twittered, firing a blast at Sakura with amazing speed. Sakura blocked the shot with her sword, and in the interim the android had grabbed a bystander, snapped its neck, carved into its chest "I am the Enlightened Grenadier, the Android Sak", tossed the body, grabbed another bystander, killed her, and finsihed up on her chest with the words "ura April Shinguuji, based off a design stolen from Madame Marciano!"

Tux: Overkill.

Terra: You think?

"How 'SASsy'," Sakura quipped. "A grenadier huh, the lighest enlightened user of the Gun there is..."

Tux: Talk about your abbreviations.

"You killed Eudial!!!" Psycho Sakura growled. "My mother! She stole my plans, built me, carefully programmed me with every scrap of YOUR knowledge, and trained me to be everything YOU'RE Not!

Tux: And we have past, er future, conflict.

A master of the gun, a lovely psychotic criminal destructive FREAK! And when you killed the ONE woman I cared for... her lab computer activated," she chuckled darkly, taking aim behind her at something without even looking and squeezing off a high velocity round with perfect aim, "and WOKE ME UP TO KILL YOUR SORRY ASS! HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Tux: Great, blame the Time Lord.

"Gun vs. Sword, eh?" Sakura muttered, getting into position and wondering how many MORE anime could get referenced over the course of her story arc.

Tux: Some of us have lost count.

Terra: Like me.

"Kami-sama, what have I started," Minako asked wide-eyed, as the battles and chaos grew ever more intense, Tokyo in flames, warning sirens going off everywhere, battles on the ground and the air intensifying into hell-filled firestorms.

Tux: The apocalypse?

Terra: Perish the thought.

"You started everything," Haruka noted, sitting back on some concrete and chugging a beer, her words again not her own. "And I don't just mean this fight." She pointed to Sagittarius 0 Star, and somehow Minako could see it clearly in the night sky, the cracked Galaxy Cauldron spewing billions of starseeds and sailor crystals out into space in a beautiful shimmering cloud which was being sucked into a rift.

NQS: I went there, once.

Tux: We know.

"Oh no," Minako gasped, seeing the crystals vanish. "They're being destroyed!!"

"Nah," Haruka replied, belching a bit and waving her hand dismissively. "This crisis opened a huge rift in time, space and the multiverse. YOU actually allowed the crystals to escape the cauldron and get where they needed to go. Pretty apt, considering you're Venus, also known as Venus Genetrix, the bringer of life~"

Tux: I did not know that.

Terra: Neither did I.

Minako looked at Haruka stunned. At first when she'd met Haruka-san, she'd expected big words to flow from her lips easily. But that was usually the effect of the Ikuhara perfection field, she had learned later. So now, it was such a SHOCK to hear the beer-swilling, lazy, messy Haruka say something big in Latin.

Tux: I am shocked as well.

Haruka just looked at her dimly, the glow fading for a sec. "DUDE! I HAVE A BRAIN IN MY MY HEAD YOU KNOW!"

"SO DO I!" Minako yelled back. "I BET I'M CLEVERER THAN YOU!! YOU'RE ALWAYS FIGHTING WITH YOUR FISTS NOT YOUR BRAIN!!"

Tux: We know that as well.

NQS: I still have the welts to prove it.

"OH YEAH!" Haruka yelled. "WELL YOU CREATED THIS!!" She pulled something out of the air.

It was a virtual lookalike of Usagi, the 15-year old Gaijin exchange student, Serena Tsukino. Half-American, Half-Japanese. ALL DITZ.

Tux: And the dub rears its ugly head… again.

Terra: Not Serena. Anything but that.

NQS: Just great. How can it get any worse?

Tux: Just wait.

Minako's jaw dropped. "N-Nani..."

Haruka pointed to the Galaxy Cauldron, where the same phenomenon that had split X and Makoto was also splitting billions upon billions of starseeds and reality itself, cloning them, changing them slightly, depositing them in slightly alternate universes. Some of the ones from Serena's universe fell into our own.

Tux: Namely, Serena herself.

"Yeah, that's RIGHT!" Haruka yelled. "Every time you see an english speaking badly voiced Japanese-looking Mofo named 'Ash' or 'Amara'

Tux: Amara. Yuck.

Terra: That was bad.

or some crap, or hear a Saiyajin powering up like he's on the toilet, know it's YOUR FAULT. YOU CREATED THE DUB UNIVERSE!"*

Tux: It’s all your fault, Minako.

* this explains why Dubs exist, why they can look so similar to the subs at time, why Serena-tachi are in our universe (they're younger because of the time warping effect, their crystals landed about 10 years later or whatever the math is, in America)

Tux: Do the math.

Terra: I think 10 years is about right… I think.

"USO!" Minako screeched, paling significantly.*

* Please don't hate her for creating the dub universe.

Terra: We don’t, not yet, at least.

Suddenly, from somewhere Outside, Mike Nelson, Tom Servo and Crow T Robot yelled in unison "MINAKO CREATED DUBS?! THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!"

Tux: MST3K, we salute thee.

Terra: We are so not worthy.

"Shut up BAS[BLEEP]ARDS!!" Minako yelled back, finally tired of being mocked.

"So yeah, you had to do it," Glow_Haruka continued, calming down and sipping her beer. "If you hadn't done what you did, none of us would be here."

"So I started the Crisis?" Minako asked, not reacting as six bullets from the gun of Psycho Sakura whizzed right by her, shifting her hair in the breeze.

Tux: Not exactly.

Terra: But you came quite close.

"No, but you were a big part of it," Haruka replied. "Something else kicked off this whole thing, although, the way the universe works, someone would have done it anyways. Aino Minako, Hal Jordan, it doesn't matter who. It HAD to happen."

Tux: And it did.

"So.. who started it all?" Minako pressed.

"It was---" Haruka began, eyes widening in a panic as she saw something "HOLY SH[BLEEP]!" Psycho Sakura had fired a massive rocket at them, cackling insanely. It was streaking towards them, wobbling in flight and leaving a spiral smoke trail.

"Byes Mawwwwm~" the android cackled, even as Sakura tackled her, using all her strength as a Time Lord and a Senshi.

Tux: She’s strong like that.

The next second the rocket shell exploded, crushed in the hand of a new figure that had appeared, blurring into view in front of Minako.

rei.bot.

Terra: The great lady, master of all in #suburbansenshi.

"Ho~" Psycho Sakura giggled, easily flinging off her flesh-and blood counterpart and smashing her through a wall. "So miko-chan wants to play~?" She spun her guns and pointed them at rei.bot. "Let's play~"

Tux: Would you like to play a game?

Terra: How about a nice game of chess?

* * *

"Will you pay attention!" Jedite growled as he tried to restrain King Endymion, who was too busy ogling both the downed Neo Queen Serenity and the new arrival "Serena." All Endymion could do was exhale "three-way."

Tux: Cape-Boy, Usagi and Serena? I think I’ll puke.

Terra: That makes two of us.

NQS: He’s supposed to love only me! Me!

Terra: Um… Serena is you, sort of.

* * *

"itz nat wurth tit, ray-chun!!1" Chibiusa protested, getting in front of Mars, blocking her from Darkury. "I dewnt went 2 c u fiting111!"

"Chibiusa-chan?" Mars looked down at the small girl, who was gripping her pink moon stick.

Tux: Another Pink Sugar Heart Attack?

"i kan wayste dis bich, ray-chun," Chibiusa said confidently. "Ewe sarved undar mai mom'z thamb 4 2 log," she continued. "Ewe war alweyz god 2 mi wen baka ugasi wuld maz wit mai az, sew i'm latting u gew"

Tux: Let her go.

"Letting me go?" Mars asked confused.

"Ewe dewnt haf 2 dafand da empyre!" Chibiusa yelled, transforming into Neo Princess Serenity. "Datz mai jib!!!"

NQS: The Princess?

Terra: Just great.

Mars was blasted back by the energy of the transformation, as was Darkury. "But I'm the leader of the Imperial Navy!" she protested.

Tux (signing): In the Navy…

"Fak dat sit," Neo-Princess Serenity laughed "I gatz A spase rack, tayk a vakashun!!111"

Terra: She’s got the PGSM ginzuishou, and she’s not afraid to use it.

"This is no time to get cocky!" Mars protested, but she looked at Chibiusa in a new light. Yes, here was still the same little nigh-illterate hormone with feet, but somehow, inside, she knew the kid still understood the meaning of her duty as a Sailor Senshi. Which was, to be blunt, amazing as hell considering the house she lived in now.

Tux: The same house which we visit and chat.

Terra: And would like to stay and visit some more.

NQS: I’m still considering that.

"Im da proncass an im talling u 2 stap off, mrarz!!!" Neo-Princess Serenity commanded with a wink. "Gew hom!"

Tux: The Ten-Aino house or the 31^st Century?

Terra: Not sure.

Mars chuckled. "I will... if you win." She stepped back.

"deel!111" Neo-Princess Serenity gave a thumbs up.

"You're nothing but a little girl. Chibiusa-chan!" Darkury mocked. "Step aside before I hurt you."

"The PROPER name," Neo-Princess Serenity scolded, suddently appearing quite a bit taller, her Moon stick transformed into a Tier, "Is NEO. PRINCESS. SERENITY. And this throne... IS MINE."

NQS: No, the throne is mine.

Dramatic music played.

Tux: Insert favorite dramatic music here.

"That reminds me," Haruka muttered. "I need to take a s[BLEEP]t."

"NOT THAT KIND OF THRONE!" The Princess yelled as Darkury attacked.

Tux: She knows that.

Terra: Bad pun, minus 20 points.

* * *

"Stop ogling the blonde idiots and FIGHT ME!" Jedite yelled, throttling King Endymion. But the man's focus on the women seemingly rendered him immune to the pain.

"God!" Endymion yelled. "STOP BOTHERING ME, they look so FINE!" He fished around in his pockets and pulled out a rock, dashing it to the ground.

"No way..." Jedite muttered, recognizing that rock, which exploded in a cloud of dust.

"KUNZITE! I choose YOU!" Endymion yelled as the Shitennou appeared out of the smoke.

Tux: Kunzite’s a pokemon?

Terra: What are his attacks?

"I hate you, you incompetent bast[BLEEP]rd," Kunzite snapped to Endymion. "But at the same time, you're so lithe, so Bishounen..."

Tux: Anime / Manga Kunzite appeared!

Terra: Fight / Run / Items?

Jedite hurled Endymion away, repulsed by the way Kunzite was looking in his direction. "Well if it isn't Fabio no Shitennou."

NQS: And I used to love Fabio.

Kunzite produced two energy knives and began to advance on Jedite menacingly as Endymion began to inch towards Neo-Queen Serenity and Serena.

NQS: Okay, I understand the first part… but the second…

Tux: Some of us know why he’s advancing slowly.

* * *

rei.bot's eyes flashed neon green for a moment before settling back to their usual piercing electric blue. She regarded the Sakura android, scanning its superstructure and circuitry.

"Ohh, you wanna get under these petticoats, huh?" Psycho Sakura cackled, brown eyes shifting a bit as she scanned rei.bot.

Tux: I don’t think rei.bot swings that way.

Terra: Personally, I don’t know if she’s into that or not.

Everyone else might be afraid of the 2 ton Validium monster, but she wasn't... she was her OWN kind of beast.

Tux: What kind of monster is this?

rei.bot just looked at her impassively and nodded her head in an "attack me" gesture.

Tux: First shot, free of charge.

"Heh, miko's got guts, Saki," Psycho Sakura cackled, ripping open a nearby victim and showering his intestines on the still downed Sakura. "Here, you look like you need some too."

Tux: Eww.

Terra: Gross.

In the blink of an eye, while rei.bot had turned her head to look at what had been thrown at Sakura, Psycho Sakura blasted forward, charging at rei.bot, gun out, pressing it to the miko's temple. But then the android's eyes went wide as she felt rei.bot impale her in the chest with her arm.

Psycho Sakura spat up some lubricant fluid. "Damn you..."

Then she began to laugh. Slowly, then harder, louder. "Hu.... Huu... Huahhaahahahahahahaah!!"

Tux: I don’t get it.

Terra: Neither do I.

"You don't know my power, do you?" the androuid spat, her insides beginning to pull at rei.bot's arm, absorbing it, integrating it into her body. "Ooh, you taste delicious~"

Tux: Yummy, yummy, I’ve got Validium in my tummy.

rei.bot quickly detached her arm at the midpoint of her forearm and watched as the android repaired herself, taking in the metal.

"Mmmm~" Pyscho Sakura moaned. "So good, so tasty. Validium, so powerful~" She flexed her right arm.

"Now you're going to... HRRRK!!!!" The android's eyes widened as she dropped to her knees.

Tux: Going to HRRK? How do I do that?

Terra: How do I HRRK?

rei.bot chuckled. "thank you for allowing me to infiltrate your circuitry so completely"

Tux: All too easy.

Psycho Sakura looked up at the miko, bawling "WHAT?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"

rei.bot smiled. "i own you bitch"

Tux: Hello, new pet.

Forcing the android up to her feet, rei.bot allowed her arm to regrow. She had lost about a good pound of mass, but oh well.

Terra: Rei.bot needed to lose weight anyway.

"Go ahead then, kill me!" Pyscho Sakura cackled. "DO IT!"

rei.bot shrugged. "i will do worse, i will limit you"

Tux: Limit break?

"Limit~?" The android asked, as rei.bot simply walked away, towards the fallen real Sakura.

"Bullsh[BLEEP]t!" Psycho Sakura cackled and fired some lethal blasts at an armored martian trooper. Her shots hit, but only in non-lethal areas, crippling but not killing him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she yelled out, just dropping to her knees in disbelief. Her aim was being subtly shifted!

Terra: By the miko, no doubt.

"when i authorize it," rei.bot intoned, "you may kill"

"AUTHORIZE ME! AUTHORIZE ME!" the droid screeched. "SO I CAN GUT EVERYONE YOU LOVE!"

rei.bot looked at Psycho Sakura dimly.

"Uhh, I mean DISPENSE HOT VIGILANTE JUSTICE!"

Tux: For Great Justice.

rei.bot ignored her and kicked Enydmion away from the unconcious Neo Queen Serenity, from whom he was attempting to cop a feel.

NQS: Gross.

Terra: You don’t like that?

NQS: Not while I’m out.

"why are you not guarding them, minako-chan?" rei.bot demanded. Minako was huddled in a corner, knees drawn up to her chest, sniffling.

"Because X-chan is still dead and that means Sakura-chan will be too soon~" Minako sobbed.

Tux: Hey, she had a great life.

rei.bot hung her head. She too would miss ~~her pet~~ Sakura-chan. She cast a slightly guilty look over at Psycho Sakura.

"r3i.b07", a modulated electronic vocoder male voice that stank of sinister evil sounded out behind her. The miko turned to see the demonic Luna-P toy floating there at eye level, its large eyes glowing red with the hellish energies of consumed souls.*

* Luna-P speaks in l33t but to save everyone's brain I'm just going to translate into english [like so].

Tux: Thanks, we needed that.

Terra: Oh great, the demonic toy of the Spore returns.

[Your beloved Sakura is going to die unless something is done] Luna-P intoned, an almost deliciously happy tinge to its voice.

"what of it" rei.bot demanded.

[I can ensure that she survives... for a price] The ball's large grin grew wider.

"what price" rei.bot asked warily.

Tux: And is it right?

Terra: We’ll find out after these commercials.

[When the time comes you will allow me the freedom to do as I please] the ball chuckled.

rei.bot knew full well the ball intended to one day form the way of the Death Paw and reign chaos over the world. She looked over at Sakura, and back over at flaming Tokyo, a taste of what could be.

Tux: And it tasted horrible.

She did not hesistate. "deal"

Terra: We have come to terms.

[unlike you who have to fight your way through to the other world or have the gods open a portal, I can travel both ways with ease] Luna-P explained.

"like uranai baba" rei.bot nodded.*

* See Dragonball

Terra: We will.

[I ATE Uranai Baba] the ball cackled. [Anything I eat adds to my powers]

Tux: Yum, power adding.

Haruka, eavesdropping, had an inappropriate ecchi thought at that sentence and then began to vomit for the 4chan worthy mental image that ensued.

Tux: Yes, we sort of hate 4chan.

Terra: Can you blame us?

Tux: Thankfully, it seems to be gone.

Zooming into the air, Luna-P entered a hellish portal and vanished, returning some minutes later, spitting out a cocoon, from which Doctor Xadium-- the original, clawed his way out.

Tux: Welcome back, original Xadium.

Terra: That settles that.

"X-chan!!" Minako cried out happily and running over to him, glomp-cuddling him.

Luna-P cackled. Now, with rei.bot out of the way, one day the cult of the Death Paw would rise. It zoomed off to reap some more souls from the mass carnage of the crisis.

rei.bot ignored the reunited couple and walked over to the dual Usagis-- the Neo Queen and her counterpart from America, Serena.

Tux: Okay, now what?

Artemis padded up to her, having been forgotten by the author until this exact second.

Terra: We didn’t forget you.

"Gee thanks a lot," Artemis growled. "Anyways, rei.bot, while the rest of the universe goes through the crisis, we still have to save the Earth."

rei.bot nodded. "when mulder-san did hypnosis on serena-san, the genki ego of the usagi-san who fought galaxia and lost slipped into her; here, that usagi's mad libidinous id, neo-queen serenity-sama, also exists;"

Tux: That’s two of the three.

"Thanks to Setsuna bridging time like this, we've got all three parts of Usagi in the same time and space," Artemis realized. "We need to get these two to wherever the 'real' Usagi is!"

Terra: And we all know where that is right?

Tux: The center of the Earth.

"i will do this," rei.bot intoned, picking up the two usagis under each arm and heading away from the battlezone, hoping to locate others who had had luck finding a passage to the spot where Usagi and Galaxia stood almost frozen in time at the center of the Earth.

Tux: Namely, most of the other players in Suburban Senshi, but not the Senshi.

"Wait for me, r-chan!" Sakura yelled, following her.

"You're not leaving ME behind!" Psycho Sakura yelled, charging after them both so she could hopefully learn how to break her restraints and mince them or something. But before she could get very far a combined force of thirty mandroids, some of Tokyo's SDF and a Martian battleship all opened fire on her, blowing her to smithereens, her parts landing all throughout the junked vehicles and wrecked machines in the area.

Tux: And thus ends that threat… for now.

Endymion, for his part, misssed the massive explosion, watching the two blondes bouncing under rei.bot's arms, knowing what he had to do. Casting off his imperial suit, he reverted to the form of Chiba Mamoru, and, leaking drool, ran after them. Past, future, it didn't matter, wherever that Serena went, he would follow~*

* Setsuna's leaving and Mamoru's trip to the past decided by the outcome of Archangel and Tux_Rainbow's fight.

Tux: Sorry, Setsuna, I lost.

(Setsuna enters)

Setsuna: You lost! Great, that means my counterpart is gone.

Terra: It was a good fight, though.

Setsuna: Tux will pay, I promise.

"W-wait," Artemis mewled, left behind in a cloud of dust. He turned to talk to Minako, but she was too busy harassing Xadium for being dead for so long.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU FIGHT YOUR WAY OUT OF HELL FOR ME!" Minako yelled, shaking Xadium and crying happily.

"Because that only works if you're Piccolo or Son Goku or rei.bot?" Xadium asked weakly.

Tux: And he’s none of those people.

Suddenly Xadium shot bolt upright and tossed Minako aside (gently).

"Wha--what is it X-chan??" Minako asked in a panic, seeing the murderous look in his eyes.

For from out of a breach in space had fallen--

One Kou Yaten.

NQS: A Starlight.

Tux: Xadium’s hated enemy.

Xadium smiled darkly. He'd never forgiven Yaten for roughing up Minako at that one idol competition, and he was all too happy to make him / her / it pay in spades.

Setsuna: Or whatever Yaten is.

He reared back to punch Yaten, but then stopped. As Minako was poking... Yaten's chest?

"X-chan," she began, wide-eyed, groping in a completely scientific but rude manner, "Yaten's a girl~"

Tux: Anime Starlight.

"When he transforms, surely~?" Xadium asked.

"All the Kinmoku Senshi used to be women, all the time," Haruka muttered, laying down some phat exposition. "In fact in one timeline they came to Earth and just CROSSDRESSED as guys." She poked Yaten's chest experimentally, noting the firmness and drooling. "Like this one here."

As everyone watched, the prone Yaten's body shifted, and she became more masculine.

Tux: Ugh.

Terra: I’m now sick.

Haruka withdrew her finger in disgust. "But thanks to the crisis they became men AND women."

"But I remember them as Troglodytes," Minako protested.

"Hermaph--" Xadium started to correct and just dropped it.

"That's the crisis for you, it was already in full effect even way back then." Haruka nodded to herself and chugged.*

* And with that we retcon out the confusing Stars manga, taking only the notion of their being a Galaxy Cauldron, Phobos and Deimos being able to transform, Artemis and Luna coming from Mau, and the existence of the other Animamates

Tux: So much for that.

Setsuna: That was easy.

In this timeline Crow-tachi ARE the senshi of their planets, they did not kill the original ones to take their powers. And Senshi have Sailor Crystals not starseeds.

Tux: And I know Terra has a crystal.

Setsuna: And so do I, I think…

Xadium nodded, understanding. Then he punched Yaten in the face.

Tux: That’s for the Idol competition.

"X-chan you enjoy that way too much," Minako pointed out.

* * *

Deep in the dungeons of the Crystal Palace, Professor Tomoe stood for a moment, looking up at Hotaru, who was chained against a wall, asleep, her Silence glaive left just a few feet out of her reach.

Tux: Is this how the Tomoes start their day?

He reached up and stroked her cheek for a moment, the insane crimson grin still plastered on his face, but a firm resolution forming in his mind. He had spent the better part of his life looking to create the perfect superhuman. As he gripped her shackles and pulled them out of the wall, he realized he had-- himself. The price, however, was too high for the narrow minded scientists of the 21st century to pay.

Tux: And so, he’s leaving.

"Papa...?" Hotaru asked weakly, opening her eyes and looking up at him.

His little girl. He'd reanimated her with the power of Daimon, even going so far as to give her a half-robotic body, making her a walking dead. Irtonically her destruction at the hands of Sailor Saturn had saved her, giving her a new, healthy, if pale body-- a reminder of the pain of her last life.

Tux: Which wasn’t good anyway.

Setsuna: And then, we found her.

She had come so far, grown so well. Well except for certain areas, but there was surgery for that.

Terra: Some of us don’t need surgery.

"HOTARU-CHAN," Tomoe smiled. "IT'S TIME FOR US TO SAY GOODBYE."

"Wh-wha...?" Hotaru forced herself awake. Ami's lengthy diabolical babbling had knocked her out well and good.

Tomoe adjusted his glasses. "HOTARU-CHAN, I'M A MAD SCIENTIST... I LIVE FOR THE NEXT INSANE DISCOVERY... BUT LATELY, I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING MUCH."

Tux: That we know.

"I know..." Hotaru said slowly, blinking and trying to focus. "But--"

Tomoe held up a hand "I'VE HIT THE LIMIT TO WHAT 21ST CENTURY TECHNOLOGY CAN DO." He looked out over the fires of hybrid 21st Century / 31st Century Tokyo. "BUT A THOUSAND YEARS OF SCIENCE LATER~"

Hotaru's eyes widened as she realized what he intended. "Papa! You intend to move TO THE FUTURE?!"

Tux: Welcome to the world of tomorrow, Tomoe.

Tomoe shrugged. "IF LITTLE BRATS CAN KEEP COMING BACK IN TIME WHY CAN'T I GO FORWARD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Tux: Ah, the Spore, how can we forget.

Setsuna: She will pay, as well.

"I'll-- I'll miss you!" Hotaru cried.

"REALLY?" Tomoe asked, surprised.

"Not really, since you're always in the lab anyway," Hotaru mused.

"THAT'S MY GIRL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!" Tomoe slapped her in the back, almost cracking her in two.

As Hotaru struggled NOT TO DIE, Tomoe ran off screaming like a madman into the burning night of the FUTURE.

Tux: The future.

"Somehow, I always knew he'd end up like that," she muttered, collecting her glaive and heading for the others.*

* It's the Sub.Sen TOMOE family. Were you expecting a super weepfest?

Tux: Not us.

* * *

As Sailor Mars watched Neo-Princess Serenity spin her Imperial Pink Heart Moon Kalidoscope Tier around, she suddenly became nauseous and dropped to her knees. Even the Princess and Darkury paused, having felt the universe twist and warp in the most fundamental way possible.

Tux: It’s not a new dance, mind you.

They all percieved it differently, but their conclusions were the same. Whatever the crisis was, they had just been feeling the aftershocks, sent backwards in time... but now... now the Earthquake itself was about to hit.

Terra: And it was a 10.0 on the Richter Scale.

* * *

Aboard the Pimp Star*

* Damn don't you love a job where you can write s[BLEEP]t like "Aboard the Pimp Star"

Tux: I know I would.

*Cough* Anyway. Aboard the Pimp Star, Kaioh Michiru, who had been possessed by the spirit of Elios, suddenly vanished, to be replaced by Elios himself. Looking at the countdown timer, he realized that the 24 hour time limit he'd given Ami to surrender in had elapsed. He fired up the turbolasers, which were aimed at the Crystal Palace.

NQS: Not the palace.

Tux: Yes, the palace.

* * *

Michiru appeared next to Haruka, who was sitting on the stoop of the palace, chugging a beer even as Darkury, Neo-Princess Serenity and Sailor Mars seemed to be running away at top speed, with Minako, Xadium and Artemis in tow.

Tux: Run away! Run Away!

"Haruka!" Michiru snapped angrily, knocking the beer can out of her hand. "I WAS POSSESSED BY THAT FILTHY MAN AND YOU DID NOTHING TO SAVE ME!"

Haruka shrugged. "Dude, stuff always works out."

Michiru turned red with anger, looking down at her hand where a wedding ring SHOULD have been so long ago.

Tux: But it’s not there.

"1991... to 2006... 15 years..." Michiru growled. "FIFTEEN YEARS since we've been together... that's as long as that SERENA Gaijin has been alive!"

Terra: And that’s too long for some of us.

Haruka looked on uncompehendingly.

"FIFTEEN YEARS OF NOTHING!" Michiru yelled.

Terra: A whole lot of nothing.

"The sex was hawt, and the love and stuff," Haruka mused, drinking her beer.

"Do you still love me, Haruka?" Michiru asked, voice cracking.

"Of COURSE I do!" Haruka replied, looking at her with fire in her eyes.

"Then you SHOULD HAVE MARRIED ME!" Michiru yelled, smacking her hard.

"Ow! that was my face, not my ass!" Haruka protested.

Terra: I like being slapped on the butt as well.

"What's the difference," Michiru growled coldly. She turned and stiffened her back, trying not show weakness. "As of now, Haruka... I'm moving on. Our engagement, everything... it's OFF. The world is at peace now, you don't need me watching your back any longer."

Tux: That’s one Miracle Romance down…

Terra: As well as one of Tux’s fanfics.

"Wha--wha wait~" Haruka protested, trying to get up to her feet, knees wobbly from the beer and sitting on her butt all the time. She pointed to surrounding devastation. "World at peace my ASS!"

"Well," Michiru began, "if we survive the night, you are free to date, as am I. If you should ever EVOLVE to the point where you have the GUTS to follow through on a real commitment, I *may* consider speaking to you again."

Tux: But for now, we are so through.

"YOU--!" Haruka pointed to Michiru accusingly. "YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS SO YOU CAN PLAY THE FIELD! YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH HASSELHOFF AGAIN! ADMIT IT!"

Tux: Ah, the Hasslehoff.

"It's true," Michiru chuckled, feeling light and guilt-free for the first time in years.*

* This outcome brought about by the end of the Ikari Shinji / Knifeyutensil fight-- and yay for not having to plan a wedding?

Tux: It’s DAMN true.

Terra: And the wedding is off.

Setsuna: Well, our Haruka and Michiru are still married.

Haruka scowled. She'd make Michi come back to her! Damn straight she wou--- ooh, a Green Orion slave girl from the 31st century~!

Tux: Fantasize much?

"By the way, Haruka-san--?" Michiru said as she walked off, deliberately swinging her hips to make Haruka miss her even more, "you may have noticed everyone running away. *That* is why." She pointed up to the Pimp Star where the turbolasters had fully charged.

"AWW S[BLEEP]T!" Haruka yelled, transforming and running away from the palace as fast as she could, grabbing Michiru and taking her away too, for friendship's sake if nothing else-- and to cop one last feel.

Tux: And thus, Michiru and Haruka of Suburban Senshi part.

A huge wave of bass smashed down over the sity from the Pimp-star's mega subwoofer as a hip-hop gangsta beat began to play and a message blared, flattening all the buildings that were not the Crystal Palace or of 31st century manufacture.

Tux: Turn that racket down!

Terra: My ears!

.

"LISTEN UP PUNK / THIS IS DA MASTER OF BADASS FUNK, DA REVEREND DR. H, BACK ON DA SCENE, RIDING HOT AND HEAVY ON HIS PHAT DEATH MACHINE! COMIN TO YOU FROM OUTTA SPACE, I'M GONNA GIVE THE EMPIRE A KICK IN DA FACE! I'M GONNA SHOOT MY THICK ASS BEAM, TILL YOUR DAMN JOKE OF A CAPITOL IS NUTTIN BUT ARCHITECT'S WET DREAM! DA HIP HOP REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!!"

Tux: But the future will be.

"He's going to fire on the Palace!" Sailor Mars exclaimed as she ran away from it, running alongside Sailor Venus, who was clutching Xadium by one arm and dragging him at top speed.

Terra: Somehow, I can imagine that.

"The Palace is made out of the Ginzuishou!" Xadium exclaimed breathlessly. "It's an extension of Usagi's body! The Pimp Star has enough power to smash a PLANET! Firing that at a highly refractive crystal that can bend REALITY, in the middle of a massive timestorm, not to mention a multiversal implosion---"

"--What would happen X-chan!?" Sailor Venus asked breathlessly.

"--We're about to find out!" he replied in a panic as he massive green turbolaser from the Pimp Star shot down through the atmosphere, blasting away the clouds around it, splitting the air with a thunderclap and striking the palace, turning it a transparent glowing green for a brief millisecond before

everything just went white

Tux: Sorry, it just slows down here.

Setsuna: I didn’t do it.

- heartbeat -

in the cave at the center of the earth the real usagi spat up blood, galaxia's sword slipping deeper, faster into her side~

Tux: Um, time running out here.

- heartbeat -

- where are we - mars thought

- heartbeat -

- some kind of nexus - rick berman replied

Tux: Star Trek reference GET.

- heartbeat -

- is this the crisis - ami asked herself, wondering if elios firing the laser set it off

Terra: Or is it not?

- heartbeat -

- no but this is its end - the universe replied

Tux: This is the end of the innocence.

- heartbeat -

- choose your destiny -

Tux: Shao Khan will have a field day with that.

- heartbeat -

Michiru took one last look at Haruka and firmed her resolve. A deep part of her still loved her, but until Haruka took it upon herself to grow up and take responsibility, she couldn't be spending her whole life just being her compliant bed-partner and housemate. No, instead she would free herself to savour the delicious possibilites of single life-- and dangle them in front of Haruka at every opportunity to show her what she was missing.

Tux: Which was a lot.

"Mmm, isn't that right, my little Knight Rider?" Michiru asked, trailing a finger down David Hasselhoff's hairy chest as she sat up underneath the satin sheets of his German love nest. Chuckling, she logged onto the IRC to see what was new.

Terra: Welcome, Michiru, back to the fold.

- heartbeat -

Haruka sighed as she felt Michiru go. She knew, somewhere down the road-- or she hoped, anyway-- that they would get back together. But for now, she had a golden ticket, and she wasn't going to waste it!

Tux: From a Wonka Bar?

"God, you're hot, Torrie Wilson," Haruka moaned as she watched WWE Raw and chugged a beer, scratching herself and belching. God, this was the life.

Tux: At least, this was her life.

- heartbeat -

Ami narrowed her eyes and stepped out of the light in the basement of Professor Tomoe's lab in the 21st Century. Excellent. The resources here would be perfect for a founding of Mizunomics Corporation 1000 years early, when no one would suspect it.

Tux: Not even us.

She would take the Professor's science, and her own future know-how, and form the Corporation that would rule the future! Sure, Usagi or Chibiusa might have the power, but she would rule the economy, and be the true force that moved the world!

Terra: Because, as we all know, money makes the world go ‘round.

Logging onto the house IRC server, she registered her account.

Tux: Here comes a new account.

- heartbeat -

Kino Makoto hurriedly stepped out of the light behind her, after all someone needed to keep an eye on Ami... a very close eye...

Terra: Well, looks like Jupiter is here.

- heartbeat -

Professor Tomoe stood in front of the gleaming Mizunomics building in the 31st century. Within lay the fruits of 31st century science, all waiting for the plucking. And pluck he would! He hacked open the door and made his way to the labs. Oh yes, from here the new Mugen Labs would be born. With this technology and his genius, he would RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

(this outcome and Ami's brought to you by the outcome of the Go-Go Yubari / Alexis Einstein fight)

Tux: And what are we going to do today, Pinky?

Terra: Try to take over the world.

- heartbeat -

Chibiusa looked to Rei and smiled. "Hay da futar's boranfg az sit. I'm tyard of laving dere, i tink i went 2 leav in da presant frum new on~"

Tux: And the Spore stays. Boo.

Rei nodded, her features becoming serious for a moment "You know that one day, your destiny will probably take you back there."

"Fak dansity," Chibiusa replied dismissively "hear iz were i belog~ wit mai frendz n hawy menz" She walked out of the light and into her classroom at Juuban middle, running to Momoko, The Vampire Lyrica Hubert, Tamasaburo and Kyosuke.

Tux: We hate to thank someone, but Kakyuu…

Setsuna: Great.

- heartbeat -

Rei nodded to herself. Enough of the stupid crystal future. The present, with untold possibilities, better manga, and hotter boys-- that was the place to be! She emerged into Ten'Aino house and chuckled. Even if it meant living in this place with the crazy people. Phobos and Demios would be more than capable of handling Mars in her absence.

Terra: And Rei stays.

Tux: And so do Phobos and Deimos.

- heartbeat -

Motoki, for his part, couldn't handle it anymore. Talking cats, sailor soldiers, mandroids, explosions, furry girls, it was too much! Too MUCH!

Tux: He’s gone mad. Mad, I tell you.

He just wanted to be back at his Bar, drowning away his sorrow over Reika and making the odd throaty phone call to Minako. He didn't want to know or care about the rest of it!

And so he awoke in bed, in a cold sweat, alone, looking up at the ceiling. It was almost time to open up the bar. Maybe Ten'ou-kun would show up today. She was hot. If not, oh well, such was life.

(Motoki's departure from Sub.Sen was the result of the Senshi Guardian / Raihosha fight)

Tux: He will be missed, not.

- heartbeat -

Chiba Mamoru emerged from the light into his old apartment. He looked around, blinking, barely recognizing his old haunt. God it felt good to be back in the 21st century, where he wasn't Usagi's constant plaything or a target for Setsuna's desires.

NQS: He’s my man, after all.

Setsuna: I wish my other was still there…

Here he could stop having to wear that stupid purple suit all the time. Smiling, he picked out his favorite puke green shirt and grey slacks. Yeah, he was stylin'~ and soon that lovely young Serena would fall for his charms~ oh yeah~

Tux: Not that, anything but that.

- heartbeat -

Meioh Setsuna's essence spread out thinner and thinner, her fate not up to her, but the quantum winds. Would she die? Become a sailor soldier once more? End up a mere civilian? No one knew... but for now, she simply was... not anything at all...

Setsuna: I am dead? I seem to not exist. Tux…

Tux: I am sorry. Sheesh, you try to defend a senshi…

- heartbeat -

Minako, Xadium and Artemis all step into their home together, a family again, knowing Sakura and rei.bot will join them soon.

Tux: At least, that is as it should be.

Terra: Thanks to David O’ Cain.

- heartbeat -

Elios realizes all the hot chicks have left the 31st Century and so decides to come back to the present to check out all the new honeys on the scene.

Terra: And he stays here. Great.

- heartbeat -

Jedite continued to struggle with Kunzite even in the void, their vast and titanic battle too much to show thanks to bugetary reasons.

Tux: We’re sort of running short on funds.

"Give us a kiss," Kunzite cooed, puckering his lips. "You're so hot~"

Tux: Ugh.

"BY METALLIA GET AWAY FROM ME!" Jedite blasted back, flying away from Kunzite at top speed.

Kunzite's feature darkened and he smiled tautly. "Fool, you underestimate me, the GREATEST of the Shitennou!" He smiled as one of the energy boomerangs he had thrown minutes prior slammed into Jedite's back, impaling him.

Tux: The same ones that “killed” him.

Terra: But didn’t.

Jedite's eyes went wide, the boomerangs changing into ice... ice that started freezing him from the inside out.

Terra: And so, he gets imprisoned again.

"Get lost," Kunzite commanded, kicking Jedite, who was frozen into a huge ice crystal, out of the Nexus, sending him crashing back down to the Arctic Circle, where he vanished forever into the icy sea.

Tux: Never to be found.

"That's what you get for being Homophobic," Kunzite chuckled, crossing his arms. Now, where to go... it had been so long since he was awake. The 21st century sounded good. He would pick up right where he left off. And with Endymion there too... things could get quite... delicious.

(This outcome brought to you by the outcome of the Ikari Shinji / Furu fight).

Tux: Gross.

Terra: This is getting interesting.

NQS : So many changes…

- heartbeat -

Lead Crow and Siren looked at each other. Their names cleared, they could travel to Sagittarius 0 star and join the Sailor Corps-- as two of the most powerful animamates they could do great good all throughout the galaxy.

Tux: Thanks for the idea…

Terra: He might just use it, you know…

"Ara, I think being heroes in the 21st century is more fun!" Siren chirped. Ever since she'd saved those kids and drowned that alien back in the 3rd anniversary special OVA she'd been quite the hero in Juuban.

Tux: I seem to have forgotten that.

Crow rolled her eyes. "Screw heroing, the news pays better, even if it is working for Boss Cleavag... err, Minako."

Tux: Okay, maybe not.

Terra: Okay, they get guest star status, then.

She tugged Siren by the arm. "Let's go, the anchor seats are getting cold."

Terra: I guess the News will be back…

- heartbeat -

Hotaru, incensed at the violation visited upon her by Elios about a week ago, and even more digusted at what she had done to him in return

Tux: No way…

Terra: No.

, knew her destiny. She stepped out of the light--

-- and into the Barn where here earlier self, laid low by an ill-advised drink of beer, was giggling stupidly, about to give herself to Elios like a fool.

"Never." Hotaru scowled and transformed, slamming her Glaive down, the energies of the Silence Wave interacting with the residue from the Ginzuishou / Pimp Star blast and PUNCHING through reality*

* 'Sup, Shinjesus?

Tux: ‘Sup, indeed.

Terra: Yes, the recurring gag reappears.

twisting and tearing all of space time, setting off the multiversal collision / implosion that would domino into a million other twists and turns, changes and alterations... starting the shockwave that woudl resonate backwards and forwards in time... starting that which forever would be known simply as... The Crisis.

Tux: And that is how it happened.

NQS: How could I forget?

Setsuna: And Hotaru caused it…

As everything went white again, the picture finally faded back into view, the new reality settling in.

Tux: Hello, new reality.

The events of the last two nights were forgotten, the cause lost, but the effect permanent nonetheless. Tokyo was whole again, the 21st and 31st centuries back where they belonged and no one the wiser. As far as Professor Tomoe knew he had just hitched a ride to the future and raided Mizunomics; Motoki had forgotten everything about the Suburban Senshi except their civilian forms. Elios continued to ogle the girls, expecially new arrival Makoto Kino-- who wasn't around much at all, but whenever she was she was right at the heels of geek hotness Ami Mizuno.

Tux: And so it begins…

Minako continued to run Ginga, the 50 billion yen she had embezzled somehow all back in the corporate coffers. She employed Chiba Mamoru to do odd jobs like carry boxes around, or male model for commercials, or whatever it was he did when not riding his bike and trying to pick up underage girls.

Tux: Because he’s like that.

Setsuna: You are going to pay, Tux…and Chiba will as well.

Sakura came back home and left for the 31st Century once Noriko had handed her a new, fully grown TARDIS. It wasn't as shiny as her old one, but she'd soon fix that.

Terra: Welcome back, Sakura.

Kunzite took over Jedite's cave, destroying all his meager possessions and setting up a home training gym. From these meager beginnings, he mused, he would reform the Dark Kingdom, stronger and more butch than ever!

Terra: What have we wrought?

Hotaru missed her father more than she let on, but with so many new arrivals to the house, things kept her busy enough. It was odd, so much change, so quickly, she often pondered. But then again life was change, and insert other profound thought that is a horrible cliche like she tends to spout here. She looked at a photo of the faces both old and new and smiled, even as Haruka-Poppa and Michiru-momma could be heard arguing in the background. She remembered what Haruka had called them all once.

Tux (singing): Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh…

Yes, they were. Be they all-new and all different, they still were, and forever would be-- the Suburban Senshi*.

Terra: Indeed.

Tux: Truly.

THANKS FOR FOUR GREAT YEARS AND HERE'S TO FOUR MORE

Tux: Here, here

Terra: And thank you, Xadium, for the creation of the Suburban Senshi.

No one, not even rei.bot, remembered the cataclysm.

Tux: And neither did we, until now.

NQS: And neither did I.

A robotic fist, steaming with multiversal energy, Hellsing ARMS 35mm 'Jackal' clenched in it smashed through the asphalt of the Tokyo street. Cackling, psychotic laughter filled the dawn hours as cats hissed in fear.

Tux: Oh dear…

Terra: Psycho Sakura…

Well, almost no one.

Tux: DUN-DUN-DUNNNN…

(cue heavy metal closing music here)

Tux: I think “Through Being Cool” by Devo would fit here.

Terra: Nice touch.

NOTE: The outcome of the battle to save Earth will be a live chatbox RP event, and the transcript added to the eventual crisis page.

Tux: And that is next.

NQS: I can’t wait.

(PROTIP: It lives, the question is in what form)

Tux: Inquiring minds want to know.

Terra: I want to know.

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Setsuna was still mad at me for losing. She would punish me, I know, but how? She wanted me back in the Suburban Senshi, that I know, to make sure that Mamoru would behave. But, all these changes… this means the universe I knew, the original universe, is gone, supplanted by this new universe.

Neo Queen Serenity pondered the situation. She was still deciding if we could return. Setsuna didn’t care, but she was planning something…

As the Crisis reached it end, as the final battle started, as Serena, Usagi and Neo-Queen Serenity stood together to fight Galaxia and Chaos, we knew that the Miracle Romance 1.0, the romance of Usagi and Mamoru, was in jeopardy.

We temporarily shut off the device as Setsuna came to me.

“I do not know what the Queen has decided, but I have decided your punishment,” Setsuna stated.

“I accept whatever is coming to me.” I stated.

Setsuna held out a small henshin wand.

“This is yours, Tuxedo Rainbow.” she smiled, “this is a Menshi wand. I figure you becoming a Menshi

Is the worst punishment I can think of.”

“But, doesn’t Luna do that?” I asked.

“Well, she’s sort of not here right now, and she created it just before this whole debacle started,” Setsuna replied.

I merely nodded.

“I hear they’ve got quite the name for you,” she remarked.

“It’s just a rumor,” I commented.

“Well, we shall see if it comes to pass,” Setsuna commented.

I sighed. At least I thought it wouldn’t be that bad… or would it?

“I am satisfied with the punishment I have decided,” Setsuna noted, “and bear no more ill will to you.

You did your best.”

“I just need more practice,” I commented.

“We’ll spar once they figure out your new Sailor name,” Terra responded.

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Several hours later, Setsuna, Neo-Queen Serenity, Terra and myself gathered. It was time for the final battle, the one that would decide the fate of the Miracle Romance.

“I don’t want to see this, but I must,” Neo-Queen Serenity responded.

“I would like to see if your so-called friends can beat Galaxia,” Setsuna noted.

“I am truly sorry you got demoted by the IAU,” I noted, “you are still a senshi in my heart.”

“Thanks,” Setsuna responded.

We opened up the device, and tuned it in to the Center of the Earth, August 25^th, 2006 in the soon-to-be changed dimension. One way or another, this would all end…

(Author’s note: Colors changed to show HP)

Tux: And the finale begins. As people enter, I will tell you who they are.

NQS: Thanks.

[19:54] *** Potamos has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:54] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Potamos

Tux: A water demon, and close friend of the Suburban Senshi.

[19:54] ☼ Scouter indicates Potamos has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[19:54] *** Suu has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:54] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Suu

Tux: I haven’t seen her, but all I know is that she is from a Manga by Clamp.

[19:54] ☼ Scouter indicates Suu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[19:58] ☼ Scouter indicates Senshi Guardian has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 

Tux: Guardian of the Senshi, and close friend.



[19:59] *** True Blue has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai True Blue

Tux: Paladin and Mage.

[19:59] *** Cobalt has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Cobalt

Tux: Mage and Ax user.

[19:59] *** SaiyaJedi has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai SaiyaJedi

Tux: DBZ warrior and Jedi.

[19:59] *** Senshi Guardian has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Senshi Guardian

Tux: Won’t re-mention.

[19:59] *** Lt. David O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Lt. David O`Cain

Tux: Moon Kingdom Army member.

[20:00] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:00] ☼ Scouter indicates Cobalt has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:00] *** The gateway opened by max parts to reveal and opening to the true center of the Earth



NQS: Who is this Max?

Tux: Max Omega, cosmic being. Got a bit too big for his britches, and the universe.

[20:00] ☼ Scouter indicates True Blue has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!



Tux: Won’t re-mention.

[20:00] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Kakyuu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!

Tux: Yes, that Sailor Kakyuu, the one you helped.


[20:00] *** The Scene is a howling plain filled with gray sky and black grasses. You would not think you were deep in the bowels of the Earth, but rather a Kansas Plain in the middle of a thunderstorm.



Terra: Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore…

[20:01] *** Furu has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Furu

Tux: Robotic fighter.

[20:01] *** Shinji Ikari has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Shinji Ikari
[20:01] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Shinji Ikari

Tux: Green Lantern and Jedi.

[20:01] ☼ Scouter indicates Furu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:01] <@spiritflame> SaiyaJedi: You have MP / HP
[20:01] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shinji Ikari has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:01] *** -Jehuty has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] <@spiritflame> Irasshai -Jehuty

Tux: Duo… Savior of the universe… and his Gundam.

[20:01] <Potamos> - "Auntie Em, there's a twister coming!" Mitai na! -
[20:01] *** this is the Earth as it REALLY exists, the Earth where Galaxia has won and Usagi is about to die



Tux: Thank you, Magic Voice.

[20:01] <@Shinji Ikari> To answer your question, Furu... I got better.
[20:01] <Furu> No mole people? Sorta dissapointed.
[20:01] * -Jehuty is now known as -Jehuty 
[20:01] <SaiyaJedi> (( Dammit, I forgot how these controls work ))

Tux: Some of us recall.

NQS: Controls.

Tux: I’ll explain later.

[20:01] * @Shaldra Darkness sighs

Tux: Expellan adventurer.

[20:01] <Suu> I don't like this wind.
[20:01] *** In the distance are two figures, one, a tall imposing warrior in black, hellish armor, the other a small, diminuitive blond-haired girl in a bloodied red dress. The Sword of the tall warrior has cut deep into the flesh of the young girl. Her face is one of shock, of sadness and disbelief.



Tux: And we have Chaos and the Queen.

[20:01] * -Jehuty is now known as Duo 
[20:01] <@Shinji Ikari> (( Read the guide below. )) Tux: I’ll explain a bit here. This Suburban Senshi 3 is a role-play channel, with its own fight system. Players have HP and MP, and can attack and use specials. Specials cost 500 MP. People sell attacks, kind of like wrestling, and also sell specials.

NQS: I see.

[20:01] *** Adam Kanal has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Adam Kanal

Tux: Oni and DekaRanger member.

[20:02] *** This is a VERY dangerous plain, the heart of chaos itself. It has been said that "one does not just take a taxi to mordor" and that is the case here.

Tux: One does not Sailor Teleport into Mordor.

Terra: One does not powerwalk into Mordor.

Setsuna: One does not open a Time Door into Mordor.


[20:02] *** HARD_rain4 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:02] <@spiritflame> Irasshai HARD_rain4

Tux: Another DekaRanger.

[20:02] <Potamos> Suu...stay with me, Blue-chan and Cobalt-kun...
[20:02] <Lt. David O`Cain> Oh goodie. Kansas. Land of no trees and rolling hills.

Tux: Someone hates Kansas…

[20:02] ☼ Scouter indicates SaiyaJedi has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:02] <Potamos> If you fall, we will try to heal you...
[20:02] <SaiyaJedi> (( There we go. ))
[20:02] *** The area is FULL of perils, some of which you can avoid by luck, some of which will hurt you no matter what. Just walking here hurts you.



Terra: Ouch.

[20:02] ☼ Scouter indicates Duo has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:02] *** Amazon Princess Fledermaus has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:02] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Amazon Princess Fledermaus

Tux: Amazon Princess and Sailor Senshi. No known element.

[20:02] <True Blue> don't worry Potamos-chan, we've got you're backs ^_^
[20:02] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shaldra Darkness has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:02] <Duo> yo guys
[20:02] *** There is the potential for being corrupted into a chaos senshi, falling down pits, or being struck by "mines" (shards of Chaos magic that lie latent in the area)



Tux: Oh, Goodie… perils.

Terra: My god, it’s full of perils.

[20:02] ☼ Scouter indicates HARD_rain4 has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:02] <SaiyaJedi> Did I just see a bunny rabbit with razor-sharp teeth?

Tux: Monty Python reference GET.

[20:02] <Potamos> I have the cosmic juice stashed away [in my powah] mitai na.

NQS: Powah?

Terra: It’s a slang term, sort of like talent.

[20:02] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Crystal has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!



Tux: No data on her as of yet.

[20:03] * Cobalt nods
[20:03] <-> ♦ STOP!! 
[20:03] <Furu> I'm starting to think this was not such a good idea.
[20:03] <Potamos> I and only I will decide where and when to use it...
[20:03] <Adam Kanal> Jasmine, you didn't henshin.
[20:03] *** I'm going to wait for everyone to join 
[20:03] <Potamos> It's my prize after all, mitai na.
[20:03] <Senshi Guardian> So....this is it

Tux: Indeed it is.

[20:03] <HARD_rain4> >_<
[20:03] <SaiyaJedi> Okay.
[20:03] <@Shinji Ikari> You worry too much, Furu.
[20:03] *** Hisui has joined #suburbansenshi3



Tux: Daughter of the former Suburban Senshi, Jedite.

[20:03] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Hisui
[20:03] * -A strange aura floods the area...an anti-mana field attempting to suppress the worst of the perils meant to harm everyone.

Tux: I have no idea where that came from.

[20:03] <Potamos> I...was given Max's essence for a reason, mitai na...

Tux: You’ll see why, later.

[20:03] ☼ Scouter indicates Hisui has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:03] * HARD_rain4 raises her SP License, nodding to Yanma.

Terra: SPD, Emergency!

[20:03] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Princess Fledermaus has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:03] <Sailor Kakyuu> This...is freaky
[20:03] * Suu feels a familiar power...
[20:04] <HARD_rain4> Change Stand-by!
[20:04] *** Orrus-Solarchos has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:04] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Orrus-Solarchos

Tux: Warrior from the Far Future, and he has the Pariah Effect, which causes mana to drain.

[20:04] *** Amazon Xanthippe has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:04] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Amazon Xanthippe

Tux: Amazon warrior.

[20:04] <Suu> Is this Nii-san's power?
[20:04] *** Morrigan has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:04] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Morrigan

Tux: Succubus, and general tease.

[20:04] * Hisui appears in a wave of distorted chibi CGI and immediately transforms
[20:04] *** -H.S Adrianna has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:04] <@spiritflame> Irasshai -H.S Adrianna

Tux: Felpurr.
[20:04] <Furu> Hisui-chan, you're....you're TINY. T_T
[20:04] <Lt. David O`Cain> Hey, Solar.
[20:04] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Xanthippe has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:04] <Suu> NII-SAN!!!!
[20:04] * Hisui is now known as Sailor Jade



NQS: So many senshi.

[20:04] <Sailor Crystal> Agreed
[20:04] * Adam Kanal raises his SP License, shouting "Rodger!" as confirmation
[20:04] * Sailor Jade thwaps Furu for that
[20:04] <-H.S Adrianna> ...I have a BAD feeling about this. >_<
[20:04] * @Shaldra Darkness is caught off guard by the idiot with the anti-mana field and starts hacking and coughing a bit, god dammit
[20:04] <Duo> yo sol.
[20:04] <Sailor Jade> Yes, I KNOW.
[20:04] * Morrigan smirks...the Tenacious and a certain Minbari White Star are currently on standby, ready to assist.

Tux: Ships on standby..

[20:04] <@Shinji Ikari> She's a midget again!
[20:04] *** Ok, everyone /roll 1d100



Tux: The chat even has role play dice rolls.

Terra: Round one… FIGHT!

[20:04] <Sailor Jade> Instead of escaping the universe, I kinda-sorta... ended up 12
[20:04] * Orrus-Solarchos smiles at Suu.
[20:04] * Suu runs up to Solarchos "You...You came back!?"
[20:05] <@spiritflame> @Shaldra Darkness rolls 1d100 [ 61 ]
[20:05] * Adam Kanal is now known as DekaBlue SWAT 
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Lt. David O`Cain rolls 1d100 [ 98 ]
[20:05] <@spiritflame> @Shinji Ikari rolls 1d100 [ 98 ]
[20:05] ☼ Scouter indicates -H.S Adrianna has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Sailor Jade rolls 1d100 [ 49 ]
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Potamos rolls 1d100 [ 39 ]
[20:05] *** Chibi Martina has joined #suburbansenshi3



Tux: Short tennis player.

[20:05] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Chibi Martina
[20:05] <Furu> Well you ARE tiny again. Now I feel like a creepy lolicon.

Tux: Creepy.

[20:05] <Senshi Guardian> So, you didn't flake out.
[20:05] <@spiritflame> SaiyaJedi rolls 1d100 [ 26 ]
[20:05] <Orrus-Solarchos>“ I come back to you now...at the turn of the tide!”
[20:05] <@spiritflame> -H.S Adrianna rolls 1d100 [ 75 ]
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Duo rolls 1d100 [ 42 ]
[20:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Chibi Martina has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Sailor Crystal rolls 1d100 [ 9 ]
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Suu rolls 1d100 [ 67 ]
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Furu rolls 1d100 [ 16 ]
[20:05] * HARD_rain4 is now known as DekaYellow SWAT 
[20:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Orrus-Solarchos has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Cobalt rolls 1d100 [ 57 ]
[20:05] * DekaYellow SWAT is now known as 1d100 
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Orrus-Solarchos rolls 1d100 [ 11 ]
[20:05] <@Shaldra Darkness> God DAMMIT LANGISTER WARN ME BEFORE YOU SHOW UP WITH THE FIELD OF YOURS BLAZING

Terra: Yeah, warn us first.

[20:05] <@spiritflame> Sailor Kakyuu rolls 1d100 [ 82 ]
[20:05] * -1d100 is now known as DekaYellow SWAT 
[20:05] <@spiritflame> Morrigan rolls 1d100 [ 58 ]
[20:05] <@Shinji Ikari> Sol, as much as I like you, you're no Gandalf. =P =D
[20:05] <Sailor Jade> And this is _my_ fault, how exactly?
[20:05] <@spiritflame> DekaYellow SWAT rolls 1d100 [ 69 ]
[20:05] <Suu> (( Hey, Voice, the Ai Tenshi are going to sit out this one I guess. )) Tux: Poo.

[20:05] <@spiritflame> DekaBlue SWAT rolls 1d100 [ 17 ]
[20:05] *** is that everone (ok Suu) 
[20:06] <Furu> I DON'T KNOW But I am totally blaming it on everything but myself.
[20:06] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> /1d100
[20:06] * Potamos smiles at Solarchos "Welcome back, mitai na."
[20:06] * Orrus-Solarchos has already modulated it to NOT affect "friendly" allies. "You're FINE, Shaldra. Stop exaggerating."



Tux: Hooray, allies!

[20:06] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaBlue SWAT has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:06] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> (( ｬ_ｬ ))
[20:06] <@Shinji Ikari> Don't worry, Furu. I still blame you for not coming back after I was set on fire.
[20:06] <@spiritflame> Amazon Princess Fledermaus rolls 1d100 [ 32 ]
[20:06] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaYellow SWAT has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:06] * @Shaldra Darkness snarls
[20:06] <@spiritflame> Amazon Xanthippe rolls 1d100 [ 21 ]
[20:06] <@spiritflame> Senshi Guardian rolls 1d100 [ 2 ]
[20:06] <@spiritflame> Potamos rolls 1d100 [ 11 ]
[20:06] <Orrus-Solarchos> Shinji - Hey, few are. We can only aspire to be like him.
[20:06] <@spiritflame> Chibi Martina rolls 1d100 [ 4 ]
[20:07] <Chibi Martina> Four? FOUR?
[20:07] * @Shinji Ikari pulls back his hood to reveal a completely healed face with long hair.

Tux: Ah, the Jedi…

[20:07] <Potamos> (( aack, already rolled ))
[20:07] *** Senshi Guardian is suddenly struck by a bolt of thick black lightning, their features twisting and contorting, a hellish rictus grin taking over their faces. They have been corrupted by chaos.

Tux: Not Mike…


[20:07] <@Shinji Ikari> You're lucky that I still have my good looks, son.
[20:07] <DekaYellow SWAT> You *are* fairly tiny, Martina-san.
[20:07] <Neo Queen Serenity> ^sub he for they XD

NQS: Hello, self.

[20:07] <@spiritflame> True Blue rolls 1d100 [ 83 ]
[20:07] <SaiyaJedi> Wait... I remember now...
[20:07] <Suu> ♦ YIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 
[20:07] <SaiyaJedi> The reason I stayed was...
[20:07] <Potamos> Michael-SAN!!!!!
[20:08] * Orrus-Solarchos pats Suu on the head, glad to see her smile again. "I just couldn't sit idly by while the rest of you faced this thing. I'll be here...at the End of All Things...until the LAST second of the LAST minute."



Tux: I wish I could have been there.

Terra: Me too.

[20:08] <Chibi Martina> Size isn't everything. unless you're Pluto.

Setsuna: Grr.

[20:08] <SaiyaJedi> ...no. Mustn't think about her.
[20:08] *** Senshi Guardian set your HP to 5000 and your mp to 8000. 
[20:08] * Senshi Guardian 's armor returns to it's black form........



Tux: Oh great, evil SG in da house.

[20:08] <Lt. David O`Cain> Solar - Glad you can make it, man.
[20:08] <DekaYellow SWAT> Oh, no..
[20:08] * SaiyaJedi ignores the scene before him, doing battle with his conflicting thoughts in an effort to keep his emotions in check
[20:08] <Furu> Oh....crap.
[20:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Senshi Guardian has HP level of 5000! 
[20:08] <Suu> Michael-niisan!!!!!
[20:08] <Duo> ...of the last hour of the last day.
[20:08] <Orrus-Solarchos> Crap.
[20:08] <@Shinji Ikari> Great.
[20:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Senshi Guardian has MP level of 8000! 
[20:08] <Lt. David O`Cain> Um, Mike? You alright, man?
[20:08] <-H.S Adrianna> What the....
[20:08] <Morrigan> Oh bugger!
[20:09] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> A... ara...
[20:09] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh will you people shut up and stop being depressing
[20:09] <@Shaldra Darkness> We've got s[BLEEP]t going down

Tux: Indeed we do.

[20:09] *** here the division will begin, fair warriors

Terra: Choose your path, fair warrior.


[20:09] *** Here there are two paths to take: The way of the warrior and the way of the explorer. The warriors will fight to free Serena, whose spirit has been captured by the plain. The Explorers will seek Neo Queen Serenity.

Tux: Explorer.

Terra: Fighter.


[20:09] <Sailor Jade> How am I even supposed to fight at this size?
[20:09] <Potamos> ...Blue-chan.
[20:09] * Sailor Jade feels so short
[20:09] <@Shinji Ikari> Very carefully?
[20:09] *** Be warned, neither path is easy, for the seekers or the sought.

Tux: Both are filled with danger.


[20:09] <Potamos> I want to free the child...
[20:09] * Orrus-Solarchos expands the Pariah Field to protect everyone else from the effects of the lightning to the best of his abilities.
[20:09] <True Blue> Potamos-chan?
[20:09] *** the figth and the search will go on at the same time 
[20:09] <Amazon Xanthippe> ♦ I CALL WARRIOR! 
[20:10] <Suu> I'm going with you then, Potamos-neesan.
[20:10] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'm exploring, who's with me
[20:10] * Potamos and Suu will be warriors
[20:10] *** You can choose to be warriors and defeat (person) in order to allow you to find and rescue Serena. But, should you fail to defeat your foe within 20 minutes, you will become corrupted as well and used as fodder against your friends. And Serena will be hit by 5 specials.



Tux: That’s about 1500 damage.

Terra: And Chaos all around.

[20:10] <Duo> I fight
[20:10] <Orrus-Solarchos> ♦ Warrior. 
[20:10] * DekaYellow SWAT and Yanma will fight.
[20:10] <Chibi Martina> I'll explore.
[20:10] * -H.S Adrianna IMMEDIATELY puts her hand up to seek Serenity. "I'm in."
[20:10] <Sailor Jade> I'm born to fight. Dad may be AWOL somewhere, but I've got all his moves.
[20:10] * True Blue will fight; Cobalt will Explore
[20:10] *** The more people you have agoing against (person) the better your odds will be; BUT, the lesser your odds of Finding Neo Queen Serenity in time. Choose your destiny.



Tux: Indeed.

Terra: You must choose, but choose wisely.

[20:10] *** -Sailor Nishanu has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:10] <@spiritflame> Irasshai -Sailor Nishanu

Tux: Another senshi.

[20:10] <SaiyaJedi> The reason I lost her... was...
[20:10] <Sailor Crystal> I'm exploring
[20:10] <SaiyaJedi> ♦ CHAOS. 
[20:10] <Morrigan> ♦ Warrior, too. 
[20:10] *** God I should fill in the blansk XD 
[20:11] <Potamos> (( Question, are characters allowed to heal/give power to each other? ))
[20:11] <SaiyaJedi> I choose to fight, and die if I must, for my vengeance.
[20:11] * Senshi Guardian 's crystal also turns black.........yet the holy sword seemingly disappears, elsewere the sword is back in his room at home.

Tux: Venus gave him the sword, and now, it is gone.

[20:11] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> A... ara... What a choice.
[20:11] <Sailor Kakyuu> I'm fighting
[20:11] * Lt. David O`Cain is a Warrior at heart
[20:11] <Furu> Damn, this is a tough one.
[20:11] <-H.S Adrianna> SaiyaJedi - May The Force Be With You.

Tux: Always.

[20:11] *** No, there are some Senzu beans hidden on the board and you have one Senzu in reserve

Tux: Those beans will heal all wounds.


[20:11] <@Shinji Ikari> Chose your fate.
[20:11] * SaiyaJedi takes on an expression of grim determination
[20:11] <@Shaldra Darkness> People, we should split up evenly
[20:11] <@Shinji Ikari> Hmm.
[20:11] * -Sailor Nishanu chooses to fight.
[20:11] <@Shaldra Darkness> That way at least ONE group should get where we need
[20:11] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Wait, so how many warriors do we have now? And how many explorers?
[20:11] <DekaYellow SWAT> Furu, Maybe you should aid the Alieni-- *jabbed in the side by Adam* ... Aid Shaldra-san?
[20:12] <Potamos> How many do we have here, Shaldra?
[20:12] *** Seekers will specify their movement like this: direction / unit (example: "north 1 unit") You or your party can move up to 1 unit per turn. 
[20:12] *** correction, all seekers will move as a whole



Tux: Yes, we have a map, somewhere…

[20:12] <Furu> All right.
[20:12] <Orrus-Solarchos> Shaldra - If we can take out one opponant quickly, we'll have more time to find Neo-Serenity.

Tux: One can hope.

[20:12] <Duo> I'm a Warror.
[20:12] <@Shinji Ikari> Since everyone's fighting...
[20:12] * Furu sides with Aunt Shal and the rest, then.
[20:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> Langister, we can't do this one by one
[20:12] *** For every move that takes you further away from Serenity, she will be hit by one special attack from Chaos. Take too long to find her and she will die. Then you would have to find Serena and the same condition would apply. 

Tux: Luck is of the essence.

Terra: As well as time.

[20:12] <Potamos> Maybe we should draw straws or something...
[20:12] <@Shinji Ikari> I'll go with stealth and guile. As long as I'm able.
[20:13] <Sailor Jade> Okay, fine. I'll explore. Make the little girl sit this one out.
[20:13] <@Shaldra Darkness> We HAVE to split up
[20:13] * Cobalt is with Shaldra and Furu; "don't screw up Blue"
[20:13] * Suu thinks for a second how to best divide everyone up...
[20:13] <Morrigan> HEY!!! Can I call in some hell from a White Star on this?
[20:13] <SaiyaJedi> I'm still fighting.
[20:13] <Morrigan> Or rather...HELP?!
[20:13] <Lt. David O`Cain> I'll fight.
[20:14] <@Shinji Ikari> I'm tagging along with Furu.
[20:14] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> I'll go with whichever party's hort of people.
[20:14] <Suu> Maybe I should explore and stay with Cobalt...
[20:14] <@Shinji Ikari> Enjoy your battle, folks. Try not to get killed.

Tux: Indeed.

[20:14] <Potamos> Are you sure about this, Suu-chan?
[20:14] <Senshi Guardian> - ... -
[20:14] <Suu> If we have to split up, then...
[20:14] <Orrus-Solarchos> Suu - As you wish. Just be careful.
[20:14] <-H.S Adrianna> Good to see you're alive, Master Ikari.
[20:14] <@Shaldra Darkness> Okay, here's an idea, everyone STOP TALKING and say seeker or fighter depending on what you're doing
[20:14] <-H.S Adrianna> Seeker.
[20:15] <DekaYellow SWAT> Fighter.
[20:15] <Duo> fighter
[20:15] <@Shinji Ikari> Seeker.
[20:15] <Suu> And if I'm with Cobalt-niisan I think I'll be okay, right? Otherwise Potamos will kick your ass.
[20:15] <Furu> Seeker.
[20:15] <@Shaldra Darkness> seeker
[20:15] <Cobalt> Seeker // True Blue: Fighter
[20:15] <Sailor Kakyuu> Fighter
[20:15] * @Dr_Xadium changes topic to ` Seekers will specify their movement like this: direction / unit (example: "north 1 unit") I suggest you elect one person to speak for the group`



Tux: And who will speak for your group?

[20:15] <Potamos> Fighter, mitai na.
[20:15] <Lt. David O`Cain> Fighter.
[20:15] * Morrigan waits to see if there's anything she can do to help pin-point Serenity's location faster by thinking "outside the box".
[20:15] <DekaBlue SWAT> Fighter. ^_^ ,V,,
[20:15] <Suu> Seeker
[20:15] *** no shortcuts, you walk the plain of death

Tux: One does not haxxor the plain of death.


[20:15] <Morrigan> Fighter.
[20:15] <Sailor Crystal> Seeker
[20:15] * Potamos hugs Suu to her "Please be careful..."
[20:15] <Orrus-Solarchos> Fighter.
[20:15] <@Shaldra Darkness> Voice quiet for a moment please we're working this s[BLEEP]t of yours out
[20:16] <Suu> I will, Nee-san.
[20:16] <Cobalt> Shaldra has experience with this; she should be the leader/captain/etc

Terra: Go, Shaldra.

[20:16] <-Sailor Nishanu> I choose to fight. Neo-Queen Serenity is important, but the fate of my planet is much more important ot me than the fate of the future queen of Earth.
[20:17] *** If all your party members die, or are turned to chaos, then you all lose. 

Tux: Oh, fun.

[20:17] <Sailor Jade> Works for me.
[20:17] *** If both NQS and Serena die, you will face a horrible choice.



Tux: I wonder if Xadium will tell us what that choice would have been.

[20:17] <Senshi Guardian> - yes, come lambs.....come to the slaughter for the glory of chaos! -

Terra: I am ready.

[20:17] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus will explore, since there are apparently fewer explorers.
[20:17] *** If one dies, You will have only have 45 mins to defeat chaos before Usagi dies. If you fail, you will face a horrible choice.



Tux: Not a lot of time.

[20:17] * Potamos looks over at Michael
[20:17] <Furu> We sound pretty f[BLEEP]ked regardless.
[20:18] *** Explorers are advised not to stray from their group as it will just make things worse



Tux: And things can get worse, you know.

[20:18] <Potamos> What Furu said, mitai na...
[20:18] *** are we ready?



Tux: We are.

Terra: Let’s do this.

[20:18] <Morrigan> Man, we'd *better* find those extra Senzus quick. I've got a feeling we'll need them.
[20:18] <@Shinji Ikari> Don't angst on me, boy.
[20:18] * Orrus-Solarchos is ready.
[20:18] <DekaBlue SWAT> Ready!
[20:18] <-Sailor Nishanu> I'm ready.
[20:18] <Sailor Jade> Ready.
[20:18] * @Shaldra Darkness takes a deep breath
[20:18] <Duo> ready
[20:18] <@Shinji Ikari> Ready.
[20:18] <Orrus-Solarchos> I'm taking a HUGE risk here. This *better* not be for nothing.
[20:18] <@Shaldra Darkness> 6 seekers 9 fighters...

Tux: And they were fifteen. Fifteen against Chaos.

[20:18] <-H.S Adrianna> Ready.
[20:18] <Sailor Crystal> Ready
[20:18] *** The battle between Chaos Mike and the fighters can begin at 20:20, if Mike is still standing at 20:35, well... we;ll see



Tux: Gulp.

[20:18] <Suu> - Blue-niisan, Solarchos-niisan, please take care of Potamos-neesan...please... -
[20:18] * SaiyaJedi unhooks his lightsaber
[20:19] <Amazon Xanthippe> ♦ READY! LET'S SLIT SOME THROATS! 
[20:19] <Furu> Not gonna get any more ready.
[20:19] <SaiyaJedi> Yes.
[20:19] <Lt. David O`Cain> Ready and raring to go.
[20:19] * Morrigan is always ready and willing! :D
[20:19] * True Blue nods to Suu
[20:19] *** Explorer Captain, pick a direction to move



Tux: Let the exploration commence.

[20:19] <DekaBlue SWAT> Lock and load!
[20:19] * Suu spreads her metal wings "Ready!"
[20:19] <@Shaldra Darkness> I guess that's me...
[20:19] * Orrus-Solarchos will do his utmost to protect Potamos.
[20:19] <Cobalt> Shaldra: where to?
[20:19] <Potamos> ♡ Ready, mitai na ♡
[20:19] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( Solar - Sent you e-mail. ))
[20:19] <@Shaldra Darkness> west 1 unit
[20:20] <Senshi Guardian> (( quick question, yes or no to group wide attacks? ))
[20:20] *** all explorers /sell 1 hit



Tux: Not a good start.

[20:20] [947 HP / 1509 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (53 damage) 
[20:20] *** group attacks are fine

Terra: Just great. Mass damage.


[20:20] [980 HP / 1520 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (20 damage) 
[20:20] [984 HP / 1507 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (16 damage) 
[20:20] [1000 HP / 1504 MP] Chibi Martina has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:20] [976 HP / 1561 MP] @Shinji Ikari has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (24 damage) 
[20:20] [999 HP / 1504 MP] Sailor Crystal has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage) 
[20:20] * Neo Queen Serenity has NOT been shocked



NQS: Lucky me.

[20:20] [944 HP / 1515 MP] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (56 damage) 
[20:20] [972 HP / 1513 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has been HIT!! (28 damage) 
[20:20] <@Shaldra Darkness> yes
[20:20] [1000 HP / 1501 MP] Cobalt has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:20] <Suu> Ugh!!!
[20:20] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT fires a barrage of lasers at Chaos!Mike (-500 MP)



Tux: And the fight begins.

[20:20] [-30 HP / 43 MP] Sailor Jade has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (30 damage) 
[20:20] Sailor Jade has BEEN DEFEATED!!! 
[20:20] * @Shaldra Darkness takes a deep breath, this is gonna be tough
[20:20] * -Sailor Nishanu smirks with anticipation as an icicle sword appears in her hand.
[20:21] <@Shinji Ikari> Well that was lovely.
[20:21] <Furu> (( WAY TO GO :V ))
[20:21] <-H.S Adrianna> Ow... >_<
[20:21] [5000 HP / 8005 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[20:21] <Sailor Jade> Agh...
[20:21] *** if you are defeated you are turned to chaos senshi



Tux: Yes, this place is that evil.

[20:21] [1000 HP / 1463 MP] Potamos sends a hail of razor icicles at Chaos!Mike (-37 MP) 
[20:21] <DekaBlue SWAT> Oh, drat.
[20:21] <@Shaldra Darkness> north 1 unit
[20:21] <Sailor Jade> - Damn this child's body... -
[20:21] * Senshi Guardian idly stands there, untouched
[20:21] *** you will sit things out until you are summoned 

Tux: On the bench, as it were.



[20:21] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue casts Legendary Meteo!!! (at C-Mike) (-500 MP) 
[20:21] <Furu> (( I guess you should /senzu it up? ))
[20:21] *** explorers sell 4 times 
[20:21] [4976 HP / 8013 MP] Senshi Guardian has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (24 damage) 
[20:21] [999 HP / 1004 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Crystal throws a Kinmoku Fusion Tempest and a Starlights Royal Straight Flush at Mike (-500 MP) 
[20:21] <Sailor Jade> ♦ But now I feel... empowered. 
[20:21] [9000 HP / 5 MP ] Neo Queen Serenity has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[20:21] [4956 HP / 8023 MP ] Senshi Guardian has BLOCKED a special attack! (20 damage) 
[20:21] [934 HP / 1525 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (13 damage) 
[20:22] [957 HP / 1523 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (27 damage) 
[20:22] [951 HP / 1503 MP] Cobalt has been HIT!! (49 damage) 
[20:22] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos unsheathes the Warp-Blade, extends the Emel-sword, and double-hacks at Mike with them *BOTH* (-500 MP) 
[20:22] *** Serenity managed to avoid pain

NQS: Whew.


[20:22] [972 HP / 1516 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:22] [898 HP / 1562 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (36 damage) 
[20:22] [901 HP / 1529 MP] Suu has been HIT!! (43 damage) 
[20:22] [946 HP / 1534 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (11 damage) 
[20:22] [4803 HP / 8033 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (153 damage) 
[20:22] * Sailor Jade 's fuku turns black
[20:22] [949 HP / 1507 MP] Cobalt has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage) 
[20:22] <Sailor Crystal> /set mo 1504
[20:22] [956 HP / 1543 MP] Furu has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (24 damage) 
[20:22] *** but she was attacked

NQS: I can see that.


[20:22] [889 HP / 1517 MP] Cobalt has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (60 damage) 
[20:22] [955 HP / 1574 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been HIT!! (21 damage) 
[20:22] [947 HP / 1578 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (25 damage) 
[20:22] [909 HP / 1551 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (47 damage) 
[20:22] [-34 HP / 46 MP] -Suu has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (34 damage) 
[20:22] -Suu has BEEN DEFEATED!!! 
[20:22] [844 HP / 1565 MP] Cobalt has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (45 damage) 
[20:22] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Crystal has MP level of 1504! 
[20:22] [896 HP / 1595 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has been HIT!! (51 damage) 
[20:22] [919 HP / 1546 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (27 damage) 
[20:22] * Senshi Guardian scowls at the attack that did hit.
[20:22] <-Suu> (( What the?! ))
[20:22] [1648 HP / 3067 MP] Morrigan flies up and plants a spike-heel in Mike's neck. (-39 MP)



Terra: Boot to the neck!

[20:22] [894 HP / 1564 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (25 damage) 
[20:22] [896 HP / 1597 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:22] [877 HP / 1593 MP] Furu has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (32 damage) 
[20:22] [896 HP / 1599 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:22] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain charges energy into his hands and fires off the twice-his-height sized laser at Mike, "DELTA LASER!" (-500 MP) 
[20:22] [875 HP / 1580 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (19 damage) 
[20:22] [832 HP / 1598 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (45 damage) 
[20:22] [997 HP / 1508 MP] Chibi Martina has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage) 
[20:22] [955 HP / 1579 MP] @Shinji Ikari has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:22] <-Suu> (( Damn it! ))
[20:22] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Kakyuu has MP level of 1000! 
[20:22] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo fires a back beam at mike (-500 MP) 
[20:22] [915 HP / 1582 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been HIT!! (40 damage) 
[20:22] [994 HP / 1511 MP] Chibi Martina has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage) 
[20:22] <Morrigan> (( Suu - Senzu and redo that. ))
[20:22] <Furu> (( Both Suu and Hisui had problems with their HP/MP ))
[20:22] [878 HP / 1593 MP] @Shinji Ikari has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (37 damage) 
[20:22] [948 HP / 1546 MP] Chibi Martina has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (46 damage) 
[20:22] *** Ignore the stuns

Tux: Because that would cause the fight to go too long.


[20:22] [885 HP / 1533 MP] Suu has been HIT!! (16 damage) 
[20:23] [4803 HP / 7533 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian snaps his fingers, 100,000 black crystal kunai appear behind Mike....and shower towards the group (-500 MP) 
[20:23] [958 HP / 1535 MP] Sailor Crystal has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (41 damage) 
[20:23] [934 HP / 1558 MP] Chibi Martina has been HIT!! (14 damage) 
[20:23] [842 HP / 1603 MP] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (43 damage) 
[20:23] [974 HP / 1510 MP] SaiyaJedi has been HIT!! (26 damage) 
[20:23] [934 HP / 1563 MP] Chibi Martina has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:23] [906 HP / 1546 MP] Sailor Crystal has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (52 damage) 
[20:23] [807 HP / 1622 MP] Suu has been HIT!! (35 damage) 
[20:23] <@Shaldra Darkness> crap... this is stressful on my part ><
[20:23] [902 HP / 1554 MP] Sailor Crystal has BLOCKED the attack! (4 damage) 
[20:23] [776 HP / 1017 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (224 damage) 
[20:23] [902 HP / 1557 MP] Sailor Crystal has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:23] <SaiyaJedi> (( Umm... can we attack back? ))
[20:23] [986 HP / 1468 MP ] Potamos has BLOCKED a special attack! (14 damage) 
[20:23] <-H.S Adrianna> Stressful? Shaldra, you have it EASY.
[20:23] [433 HP / 1521 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (567 damage) 
[20:23] [1410 HP / 3086 MP ] Morrigan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (238 damage) 
[20:23] *** Explorers cannot attack back, those fighting mike can

Tux: Explorers are just meat shields.


[20:23] [768 HP / 1014 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (232 damage) 
[20:23] [1000 HP / 1005 MP ] Duo has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[20:23] [4651 HP / 7546 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (152 damage) 
[20:23] [754 HP / 1019 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (246 damage) 
[20:23] <@Shaldra Darkness> Ya easy as in walking you all into traps, that's SO easy

Tux: Chuckle.

[20:24] [549 HP / 1009 MP ] Sailor Kakyuu has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (451 damage) 
[20:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit
[20:24] <Amazon Xanthippe> ♦ f[BLEEP]k! 
[20:24] [4425 HP / 7547 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (226 damage) 
[20:24] <Furu> Hey, we follow of our own free will.
[20:24] [605 HP / 1003 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (395 damage) 
[20:24] * Potamos stands her ground through sheer power of will
[20:24] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( I think Mike's already been attacked multiple times so far. ))
[20:24] [974 HP / 1475 MP] SaiyaJedi charges ahead, lightsaber overhead (-35 MP) 
[20:24] *** explorers sell once, Serenity is unharmed 
[20:24] [843 HP / 1563 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (55 damage) 
[20:24] [828 HP / 1622 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (47 damage) 
[20:24] [797 HP / 1602 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (35 damage) 
[20:24] [868 HP / 1621 MP] Sailor Crystal has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (34 damage) 
[20:24] [805 HP / 1623 MP] Suu has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage) 
[20:24] [797 HP / 1573 MP] Cobalt has been HIT!! (47 damage) 
[20:24] [906 HP / 1582 MP] Chibi Martina has been HIT!! (28 damage) 
[20:24] [505 HP / 1561 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (495 damage) 
[20:24] [896 HP / 1603 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:24] [830 HP / 1596 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (48 damage) 
[20:24] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( For those fighting Mike, would it be better to determine battle order? )) Tux: It wouldn’t hurt.

[20:25] [986 HP / 968 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos creates a blizzard of ice and snow and hurls it at Chaos!Mike (-500 MP) 
[20:25] <Duo> so when do we fight Chaos sol?
[20:25] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( YES! >_< ))
[20:25] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( This is going by way too fast for me. ))
[20:25] <SaiyaJedi> (( man this is hard to follow ))
[20:25] <Orrus-Solarchos> Duo - Right now!!
[20:25] <@Shaldra Darkness> west 1 unit
[20:25] [3978 HP / 7548 MP ] Senshi Guardian has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (447 damage) 
[20:25] <-Sailor Nishanu> Am I too late too fight?
[20:25] <True Blue> Duo... don't even *think* that...
[20:25] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( And can I attack back since I lost a turn? ))
[20:25] <Duo> k', I think
[20:25] <SaiyaJedi> Whoa, actual battle damage
[20:25] *** I'm allowing you all to ignore stuns



Terra: Just ignore the birdies flying around your head.

[20:25] <Potamos> Heh...
[20:26] *** Explorers can move again, Serenity was unharmed 
[20:26] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( Sweet. ))
[20:26] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( Yes, we *need* to come up with some system of order here for fighting Mike or else we're *never* going to defeat him. All of OUR attacks are going to be swallowed up by all the SELLing that's going on. )) Tux: Do I hear 100 yen? 200?

[20:26] * @Shaldra Darkness takes a deep breath
[20:26] * Potamos flashes a peace sign to SaiyaJedi "It's ice powah, mitai na!" she says with a jiggle of her chest



Terra: Jell-o.

[20:26] [433 HP / 1021 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe tries to behead Chaos-Mike with her broadsword. (-500 MP) 
[20:26] *** I'll extend the fight clock to 9:00

Tux: Time extended.


[20:26] [549 HP / 980 MP] Sailor Kakyuu attempts to slice Mike with the glaive Shaldra forged for her (-29 MP) 
[20:26] <Senshi Guardian> (( alright, everyone fightning me, roll a d20 ))
[20:26] [754 HP / 519 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos performs a dual-weapon Thousand Strike on Mike. (-500 MP) 
[20:26] <@spiritflame> Potamos rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> DekaYellow SWAT rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Morrigan rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Lt. David O`Cain rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Sailor Kakyuu rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[20:27] * True Blue smacks himself in the face, mind went in the gutter at Potamos- statement
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Orrus-Solarchos rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Senshi Guardian rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Amazon Xanthippe rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[20:27] <@spiritflame> DekaBlue SWAT rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[20:27] <@Shaldra Darkness> west 1 unit
[20:27] <@spiritflame> True Blue rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[20:27] <Senshi Guardian> (( that everyone? ))
[20:27] <@spiritflame> Duo rolls s 1d20 [ ]
[20:27] *** Good choice Shal, explores go again 
[20:27] <@spiritflame> SaiyaJedi rolls d20 [ ]
[20:27] <Furu> Whew.
[20:27] <@spiritflame> SaiyaJedi rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[20:28] <@spiritflame> -Sailor Nishanu rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[20:28] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit
[20:28] <Duo> (( wha? ))
[20:28] * Orrus-Solarchos wonders if he should restore the 500 MP's he just expended.
[20:28] *** you manage to evade a trap. Keep going.



Tux: Lucky.

[20:28] <Potamos> (( It's /roll 1d20 ))
[20:28] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Same here... ))
[20:28] <Duo> rolls 1d20 6
[20:29] <@Shaldra Darkness> Thank god I do this sort of s[BLEEP]t in my spare time or I'd be freaking out so much right now ><
[20:29] *** it's up to you if you think you can afford to use the SEnzi 
[20:29] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( Potamos - He did. For some reason the system didn't seem to register it. ))
[20:29] <Duo> / rolls 1d20 6
[20:29] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Duo, you ninny. ))
[20:29] <@spiritflame> Duo rolls s 1d20 6 [ ]
[20:29] <DekaBlue SWAT> (( -_-;; ))
[20:29] <True Blue> (( /roll 1d20 ))
[20:29] <Potamos> (( NO S IN ROLL. ))
[20:29] <Senshi Guardian> (( gah, lets just go. follow the numbers, ))
[20:29] <@spiritflame> Duo rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[20:30] <Sailor Kakyuu> (( Duo, the command is simple, it's like the /me command only with /roll 1d20 ))
[20:30] <Potamos> (( Okay... ))
[20:30] <DekaBlue SWAT> (( Some people rolled the same number, dude. ))
[20:30] *** Captain Shal which way 
[20:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit
[20:30] * Orrus-Solarchos searches the immediate area for any hidden Senzu beans.
[20:30] *** keep going~ 
[20:30] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( I take it my special isn't going to be /sold? ))
[20:30] * Furu looks around
[20:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> west 1 unit
[20:30] <Senshi Guardian> (( I'll go, then kakyuu, etc ))
[20:30] <Furu> This is the worst field trip ever.

Tux: No duh.

[20:30] *** Explorers sell twice 
[20:31] [797 HP / 1580 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (46 damage) 
[20:31] [8826 HP / 19 MP ] Neo Queen Serenity has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (174 damage) 
[20:31] <-Sailor Nishanu> So confusing...

Terra: I am so confused.

[20:31] [763 HP / 1600 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (34 damage) 
[20:31] [906 HP / 1585 MP] Chibi Martina has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:31] [743 HP / 1581 MP] Cobalt has been HIT!! (54 damage) 
[20:31] [794 HP / 1641 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (34 damage) 
[20:31] <@Shinji Ikari> You just had to open your mouth, didn't you.
[20:31] <@Shaldra Darkness> f[BLEEP]k
[20:31] [859 HP / 1601 MP] Chibi Martina has been HIT!! (47 damage) 
[20:31] <Duo> Good one Furu.
[20:31] [830 HP / 1599 MP] @Shinji Ikari has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:31] [3978 HP / 7048 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian creates a large crystla sword, and at insane speeds, slices at everyone fighting him (-500 MP) 
[20:31] <-Homestar> This is the worst $13 I ever spent.

Tux: Gotta love Homestar Runner.

[20:31] [690 HP / 1600 MP] Cobalt has been HIT!! (53 damage) 
[20:31] [879 HP / 1612 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has been HIT!! (17 damage) 
[20:31] [763 HP / 1659 MP] -H.S Adrianna has been HIT!! (31 damage) 
[20:31] [866 HP / 1628 MP] Sailor Crystal has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage) 
[20:31] [796 HP / 1629 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (34 damage) 
[20:31] <Neo Queen Serenity> /em screams out in pain

NQS: That hurt.

[20:31] [879 HP / 1613 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[20:31] [327 HP / 525 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (427 damage) 
[20:31] [835 HP / 1696 MP] Sailor Crystal has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (31 damage) 
[20:31] [941 HP / 1494 MP] SaiyaJedi has been HIT!! (33 damage) 
[20:31] [752 HP / 1015 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (248 damage) 
[20:31] [768 HP / 1019 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[20:31] [158 HP / 1030 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (275 damage) 
[20:31] [605 HP / 1035 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (171 damage) 
[20:31] [1237 HP / 3106 MP ] Morrigan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (173 damage) 
[20:31] <@Shaldra Darkness> crap crap crap
[20:31] [765 HP / 1633 MP] Suu has been HIT!! (40 damage) 
[20:31] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit
[20:31] [733 HP / 1673 MP] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (32 damage) 
[20:31] [796 HP / 1604 MP] Furu has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage) 
[20:32] [737 HP / 1620 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (59 damage) 
[20:32] <SaiyaJedi> Yeeeargh
[20:32] [716 HP / 971 MP ] Potamos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (270 damage) 
[20:32] *** Explorers have hit a mana bomb, sell special



Tux: Kaboom.

[20:32] [562 HP / 1620 MP ] Chibi Martina has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (297 damage) 
[20:32] [252 HP / 1706 MP ] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (481 damage) 
[20:32] [819 HP / 1705 MP ] Sailor Crystal has BLOCKED a special attack! (16 damage) 
[20:32] * Cobalt takes the hits, trudges on following behind Shaldra
[20:32] [455 HP / 1028 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (297 damage) 
[20:32] * Suu is not in good shape...



Terra: Poor Suu.

[20:32] [608 HP / 1605 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (155 damage) 
[20:32] [527 HP / 1644 MP ] @Shinji Ikari has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (269 damage) 
[20:32] [688 HP / 1632 MP ] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (191 damage) 
[20:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> grraaaa~
[20:32] [467 HP / 1619 MP ] Cobalt has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (223 damage) 
[20:32] [330 HP / 988 MP ] Sailor Kakyuu has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (219 damage) 
[20:32] [389 HP / 1641 MP ] Furu has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (348 damage) 
[20:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> stupid stupid stupid~
[20:32] [ HP / 0 MP] -Sailor Nishanu throws a freezing whirlwind at Chaos!Mike OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-0 MP)

Tux: You fail.


[20:32] <Senshi Guardian> - bring it on..... -
[20:32] *** if it's any consolation Serenity was NOT hit 
[20:33] * Duo is hit
[20:33] <Furu> Owowow JESUS f[BLEEP]k
[20:33] [388 HP / 1015 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (217 damage) 
[20:33] * Orrus-Solarchos already blasted Mike with a Special Attack.
[20:33] <@Shinji Ikari> ...yes, thanks.
[20:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> whew
[20:33] [135 HP / 1600 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (370 damage) 
[20:33] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> - Yay. -
[20:33] <-Sailor Nishanu> What the hell?
[20:33] * Suu looks up at Shaldra "Nee-san...you think...I should...senzu?"
[20:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> east 1 unit
[20:33] <Duo> s[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]t
[20:33] * DekaYellow SWAT is... really damaged.
[20:34] [3732 HP / 7067 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (246 damage) 
[20:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> it might be an idea, Suu...
[20:34] <Amazon Xanthippe> Stop complaining, you p[BLEEP]ies!
[20:34] *** O SHII, you're back on cousrse BUT you've run into a field of PURE CHAOS



Tux: It’s a field… of Chaos.

[20:34] <Duo> yellow, Senzu!
[20:34] * Suu nods
[20:34] <Senshi Guardian> (( missed that, it's kakyuu's go ))
[20:34] *** all explorers roll 1 d 100 
[20:34] ☼ Scouter indicates Suu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:34] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaYellow SWAT has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:34] <@spiritflame> @Shaldra Darkness rolls 1d100 [ 100 ]
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Suu rolls 1d100 [ 100 ]
[20:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> YES
[20:34] <@spiritflame> @Shinji Ikari rolls 1d100 [ 81 ]
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Furu rolls 1d100 [ 96 ]
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Amazon Princess Fledermaus rolls 1d100 [ 43 ]
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Cobalt rolls 1d100 [ 89 ]
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Chibi Martina rolls 1d100 [ 43 ]
[20:34] <Suu> YES also
[20:34] <@spiritflame> Duo rolls 1d100 [ 42 ]
[20:34] <Sailor Kakyuu> (( M99's having connection problems he's reconnecting now ))
[20:34] ☼ Scouter indicates -Sailor Nishanu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:35] *** Duo are YOU an explorer 
[20:35] <@spiritflame> Cobalt: You have 1619 MP / 467 HP
[20:35] <@spiritflame> Sailor Crystal rolls 1d100 [ 22 ]
[20:36] <-Sailor Nishanu> It worked! But I just wasted my senzu...
[20:37] <Duo> (( oops ))
[20:38] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( Nishanu - No, you should still have it since the system forgot your stats. ))
[20:38] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Hmm ))
[20:38] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( Duo broke the 'box. >_> ))

Tux: Then fix it.

[20:38] [330 HP / 967 MP] Sailor Kakyuu throws a plasma grenade at Mike (-21 MP) 
[20:38] <Senshi Guardian> (( tic toc people. XD ))

Terra: Time is running out.

[20:38] [3730 HP / 7070 MP] Senshi Guardian has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage) 
[20:38] *** Sailor Crystal you have been coverted to a chaos senshi, please senzu :D 
[20:39] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( c[BLEEP]king Vizaweb. ))
[20:39] * Senshi Guardian smacks the grenade away with ease
[20:39] <SaiyaJedi> (( Oy gevalt. ))
[20:39] * @Shaldra Darkness sighs
[20:39] [1237 HP / 2606 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Morrigan blasts the Chaotic Mike in the face with a full-force Soul Fist. (-500 MP) 
[20:39] [605 HP / 535 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue Summons GF Alexander: "Holy Judgement!" (-500 MP) 
[20:39] <-Shao Kahn> (( Slight hiccup. ))
[20:39] <@Shaldra Darkness> Listen, guys, if I get caught by this s[BLEEP]t, Ikari's in change, got it?
[20:39] <True Blue> ^ at C-Mike
[20:39] * Suu nods
[20:39] [3570 HP / 7071 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (160 damage) 
[20:39] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( What the hell? Are we all attacking Mike now? ))
[20:39] [768 HP / 519 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain lobs a flashbang grenade at Mike hoping to blind him (-500 MP) 
[20:39] <Cobalt> got it!
[20:40] [3331 HP / 7081 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (239 damage) 
[20:40] <Furu> Yes ma'am.
[20:40] <@Shinji Ikari> Okay.
[20:40] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -Sailor Nishanu FROZEN WHIRLWIND! (-500 MP) 
[20:40] [327 HP / 25 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos - launches a Stinger Strike at Mike, stabbing him dozens of times with each heartbeat. (-500 MP) 
[20:40] *** once you have senzued use two special attacks to hit any members of your party and then stand down for now

Tux: Oh, boy…


[20:40] <Senshi Guardian> (( they have ignored the order it seems ))
[20:40] <True Blue> (( the fight group is ))
[20:40] ☼ Scouter indicates Orrus-Solarchos has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:40] * DekaYellow SWAT holds Adam back, keeping him from attacking just yet.
[20:40] <Duo> (( I didn't do it! ))
[20:40] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( Sorry, Mike. ))
[20:40] <Orrus-Solarchos> ♡ has just used his single Senzu bean. ♡
[20:40] [3111 HP / 7092 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (220 damage) 
[20:40] *** that was for Sailor Crystal 
[20:41] [2936 HP / 7101 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (175 damage) 
[20:41] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( - DM - Kakyuu is having some problems with lag. )) Tux: Bad lag, bad.

[20:41] [2673 HP / 7117 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (263 damage) 
[20:41] <True Blue> (( its a tad hard to keep track of the order with all the /selll flying about plus the time limit ))
[20:41] <Senshi Guardian> - .........die -
[20:41] <SaiyaJedi> (( Is it my turn yet? :( ))
[20:41] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Mike, since you're selling, could you sell my special from way back? ))
[20:41] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( Go for it, SJ. ))
[20:41] *** ... Xanathippe you're the chaos senshi 
[20:41] [716 HP / 471 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos blizzards at Chaos!Mike (-500 MP) 
[20:41] <Duo> (( same with me ))
[20:41] [2673 HP / 7121 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[20:41] *** err Fledermaus rather 
[20:41] [2673 HP / 7125 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[20:42] *** senzu and hit two exporer team members 
[20:42] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( When was that annouced? ))
[20:42] <DekaYellow SWAT> Er, wait, n/m
[20:42] <Potamos> (( I thought it was Crystal ))
[20:42] * Senshi Guardian is just twisting out of the way
[20:42] <-Sailor Nishanu> Yatta! Umm... right?
[20:42] *** she's lagged out and we don't have all night 
[20:42] <@Shaldra Darkness> (( Ya but she's lagging ))
[20:42] [941 HP / 994 MP] SPECIAL ATK: SaiyaJedi fires a gigantic Kamehameha towards ChaoticMike (-500 MP)



Tux: Kah…me…ha…me…ha!

[20:42] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> (( Wait, I thought... oh, whatever. ))
[20:42] [2520 HP / 7126 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (153 damage) 
[20:42] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( Kakyuu's having lag troubles, Potamos. ))
[20:43] <Senshi Guardian> (( alright, is that everyone? ))
[20:43] <Potamos> (( Oh crap. ))
[20:43] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> (( Fair enough. ))
[20:43] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( No. ))
[20:43] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Princess Fledermaus has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:43] <Suu> Fledermaus-hime!!!
[20:43] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> ♦ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!

Tux: Tomoe patented laugh.

[20:43] <@Shaldra Darkness> ...
[20:43] * Suu grits her teeth, gets psyched up and extends her wings
[20:43] <-Sailor Nishanu> Oh s[BLEEP]t.
[20:44] <Senshi Guardian> (( who's left? ))
[20:44] [455 HP / 528 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo launches a black beam a mike (-500 MP) 
[20:44] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaYellow SWAT scans for a weak point, firing a barrage at Mike. (-500 MP) 
[20:44] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( Is there a master list of all the fighters? ))
[20:44] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Princess Fledermaus aims a deadly Pink Sugar Heart Attack at Shaldra! (-500 MP) 
[20:44] [608 HP / 1607 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[20:44] [2224 HP / 7131 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (296 damage) 
[20:44] <Furu> Wow, never thought I'd see that.
[20:44] [388 HP / 997 MP] DekaBlue SWAT kicks Mike in the shin. (-18 MP) 
[20:44] [2206 HP / 7135 MP ] Senshi Guardian has BLOCKED a special attack! (18 damage) 
[20:44] * @Shaldra Darkness zwees around it~
[20:44] [2164 HP / 7136 MP] Senshi Guardian has been HIT!! (42 damage) 
[20:44] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Crystal has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:45] <Senshi Guardian> - I will gut you all..... -

Terra: Even me?

[20:45] [716 HP / 436 MP] Potamos knees Mike in the groin (-35 MP) 
[20:45] <Senshi Guardian> (( done? :D; ))
[20:45] <SaiyaJedi> (( XD the swift kick to ths shins evidently was more effective than that barrage ))

Terra: Physical damage trumps weapon damage.

[20:45] [2106 HP / 7153 MP] Senshi Guardian has been HIT!! (58 damage) 
[20:45] ☼ Scouter indicates Duo has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:45] * Potamos grins.
[20:45] [1000 HP / 500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Princess Fledermaus belly flops on top of Cobalt! (-500 MP)

Tux: Everyone into the pool.

[20:45] <True Blue> but the groin hit is even better!
[20:45] <DekaBlue SWAT> (( Duh. Swift Kick FTW ))
[20:45] <Suu> Cobalt-niisan!!!
[20:46] <Senshi Guardian> (( attacking now )) Terra: Attack! 
[20:46] <-Sailor Nishanu> Double s[BLEEP]t.
[20:46] [273 HP / 1631 MP ] Cobalt has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (194 damage)
[20:46] <Orrus-Solarchos> Cobalt better Senzu after that.
[20:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> ... is everyone still standing...
[20:46] * Cobalt has a LARGE Senshi on him Terra: Get her off! Get her off!

[20:46] <Furu> The horror!
[20:46] *** Flder thank you, you can hang back for the moment
[20:46] <@Shinji Ikari> Still alive.
[20:46] <@spiritflame> Amazon Xanthippe: You have 1030 MP / 158 HP
[20:46] <Duo> Cobalt! Senzu!
[20:46] <Morrigan> Dammit! Where are those extra Senzus?!
[20:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> ... okay alive
[20:46] <Sailor Crystal> (( So am I Chaos Senshi now or not? ))
[20:46] *** explorer Cptain, where to next
[20:46] [2106 HP / 6653 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian drives his fist into the ground, a barrage of sharp black crystal spires erupt under the group!!! (-500 MP)
[20:46] <Amazon Xanthippe> Gah.
[20:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit
[20:47] [977 HP / 2607 MP ] Morrigan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (260 damage)
[20:47] [-39 HP/ 1025 MP] DekaBlue SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (427 damage)
[20:47] DekaBlue SWAT has BEEN DEFEATED!!!  Tux: Adam!

[20:47] [341 HP / 549 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (264 damage)
[20:47] <Neo Queen Serenity> (( Err, sure, you can hit them next round ))
[20:47] [158 HP / 1032 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:47] [718 HP / 1507 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (282 damage)
[20:47] [451 HP / 453 MP ] Potamos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (265 damage)
[20:47] [761 HP / 1516 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (239 damage)
[20:47] [-233 HP/ 975 MP] Sailor Kakyuu has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (563 damage)
[20:47] Sailor Kakyuu has BEEN DEFEATED!!!  Terra: Kakyuu-san!

[20:47] <DekaYellow SWAT> Adam!!
[20:47] [988 HP / 1002 MP ] -Sailor Nishanu has BLOCKED a special attack! (12 damage)
[20:47] <Potamos> UGRH!
[20:47] [710 HP / 1019 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (290 damage)
[20:47] * Amazon Xanthippe eats her senzu >.>
[20:47] [487 HP / 1017 MP ] SaiyaJedi has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (454 damage)
[20:47] <Potamos> Kakyuu-hime! Adam-kun!
[20:47] <SaiyaJedi> Owchies.
[20:47] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Xanthippe has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:47] [263 HP / 533 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (505 damage)
[20:47] *** Explorer team has hit a safe zone and can continue, those defeated are now chos senshi and must wait theior turn  Tux: Safe, for the moment.

[20:47] * @Shaldra Darkness gulps uneasily
[20:47] <Lt. David O`Cain> Argh! >_<
[20:48] <Duo> Xanthippe use a senzu bean!
[20:48] <Senshi Guardian> - yes....fall to my feet. - Tux: Bow to me! 
[20:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh thank the gods
[20:48] <Furu> If only there was a save point.

Terra: Once does not simply place save points into Mordor.

[20:48] <Orrus-Solarchos> DAVID! SENZU AFTER YOU MAKE YOUR ATTACK!
[20:48] <DekaYellow SWAT> /ooo, does that mean I can change his nick and senzu? :D;
[20:48] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( ^ ))
[20:48] <@Shinji Ikari> Heh.
[20:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> I wish
[20:48] <Potamos> - like I'm kissing your boots, mitai na... - Terra: Yuck. I hate kissing boots. 
[20:48] * Lt. David O`Cain uses his reserve senzu quickly
[20:48] <Sailor Kakyuu> (( Can I use my senzu if I've been defeated or not? ))
[20:48] <@spiritflame> Potamos: You have 453 MP / 451 HP
[20:48] *** Chaios senshi need to lie down for now, they will come into play later
[20:48] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> south 1 unit...
[20:48] <Potamos> I wonder if I should senzu...
[20:48] *** so NOT resenzu if you are a chaos senshi
[20:49] <Neo Queen Serenity> /SM explorers sell 3 times
[20:49] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus falls asleep ^_^
[20:49] [556 HP / 1658 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (52 damage)
[20:49] [556 HP / 1661 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:49] *** explorers sell 3 times
[20:49] [273 HP / 1635 MP] Cobalt has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:49] [950 HP / 1514 MP] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (50 damage)
[20:49] [467 HP / 1649 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been HIT!! (60 damage)
[20:49] [718 HP / 1007 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos envelopes Mike with the Pariah Field to weaken him. (-500 MP)
[20:49] [350 HP / 1661 MP] Furu has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (39 damage)
[20:49] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Evil is so tiring...
[20:49] [534 HP / 1678 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT!! (22 damage)
[20:49] [-58 HP / 5 MP] -/sell has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (58 damage)
[20:49] -/sell has BEEN DEFEATED!!!  Tux: Even sell got defeated. Wow.

[20:49] [467 HP / 1654 MP] @Shinji Ikari has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:49] [251 HP / 1649 MP] Cobalt has been HIT!! (22 damage)
[20:49] [308 HP / 1669 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (42 damage)
[20:49] [431 HP / 1665 MP] @Shinji Ikari has been HIT!! (36 damage)
[20:49] [950 HP / 1515 MP] Suu has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:49] [521 HP / 1622 MP] Chibi Martina has been HIT!! (41 damage)
[20:49] [461 HP / 1629 MP] Chibi Martina has been HIT!! (60 damage)
[20:49] [251 HP / 1654 MP] Cobalt has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:49] <@Shaldra Darkness> OMG /sell is dead!

Terra: Heh.

[20:49] [265 HP / 1675 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (43 damage)
[20:49] [406 HP / 1692 MP] Chibi Martina has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (55 damage)
[20:49] * Furu is starting to limp over here.
[20:50] <-Sailor Nishanu> Gah! When is it my turn to attack?
[20:50] <Cobalt> You ba[BLEEP]rds!
[20:50] <@Shinji Ikari> [Obi-Wan] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tux: Yes.

[20:50] [949 HP / 1516 MP] Suu has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[20:50] [977 HP / 2107 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Morrigan picks up a large rock, flies into the air, and simply drops it on his head from an altitude of 75 feet. ^_^ (-500 MP)
[20:50] <@Shaldra Darkness> remember people most of you have an extra /senzu on you!
[20:50] *** you have a choice, explorers. Move forward once, or leap two squares. Serenity is shimmering in view in the distance. Tux: You must choose, but choose wisely.

[20:50] <@Shinji Ikari> At least you still have your natural legs, Furu.
[20:50] [2106 HP / 6655 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[20:50] <Suu> [Engrish Darth Vader] Do not waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant

Tux: You have to love the Engrish.

[20:50] <Duo> Furu, Chibi Martina, senzu
[20:50] [2106 HP / 6660 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[20:50] [710 HP / 519 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaYellow SWAT runs up to Chaos!Mike, sliding in between his legs and firing UP into his groin as she slides under. (-500 MP) 
[20:50] <@Shaldra Darkness> ... should we leap?
[20:50] *** oh and Sailor Cystal can use two special on the party members 
[20:50] ☼ Scouter indicates Furu has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:51] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe just punches Mike in the groin repeatedly. (-500 MP) 
[20:51] <Furu> Better safe than sorry.
[20:51] * Senshi Guardian laughs at the feild, and shatters the rock with his fist
[20:51] <Furu> Leaping never ends well.

Tux: Especially here.

[20:51] <Cobalt> /decides on Senzuing
[20:51] <@Shinji Ikari> (( Wait can I senzu since I'm low? ))
[20:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Cobalt has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:51] <Senshi Guardian> (( lol at me mana ))
[20:51] *** If you haven;'t used your first senzu ikari then yet 
[20:51] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain decides to charge energy into his armor's gems and then unleashes a powerful blast encompassing Mike, but leaving his allies unharmed, "GIGA CRASH!" (-500 MP) 
[20:51] [451 HP / 432 MP] Potamos apologizes profusely and kicks Chaos!Mike in the groin again (-21 MP) 
[20:51] *** ^yes 
[20:51] <Morrigan> (( Shinji - Senzu whenever you want. ))
[20:51] [1813 HP / 6663 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (293 damage) 
[20:52] <@Shinji Ikari> (( Since I haven't used my first yet... I will. ))
[20:52] [1660 HP / 6676 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (153 damage) 
[20:52] <DekaYellow SWAT> Yatta!
[20:52] <@Shinji Ikari> (( I think. ))
[20:52] [1660 HP / 6677 MP ] Senshi Guardian has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[20:52] [1640 HP / 6694 MP] Senshi Guardian has been HIT!! (20 damage) 
[20:52] * DekaYellow SWAT 's attack did more than Xan's. :P
[20:52] <SaiyaJedi> Woo, he's almost down to our range... almost.
[20:52] *** Explorer team what's it to be, leap or straight? 
[20:52] <Senshi Guardian> - you are all too WEAK! -
[20:52] *** 8 minutes to get mike!

Tux: Time is almost up.

[20:52] <@Shaldra Darkness> straight
[20:52] <Morrigan> ♡ transfers her Senzu bean to Solarchos. ♡
[20:53] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shinji Ikari has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! 
[20:53] *** You have CHOSEN WISELY

Tux: Yes. Shaldra is full of win.

[20:53] [341 HP / 49 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue Summons Bahamut: "Mega Flare!" (at C-Mike) (-500 MP)
[20:53] <@Shaldra Darkness> YES
[20:53] [761 HP / 1016 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo casts metor on mike (-500 MP)
[20:53] [1138 HP / 6702 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (502 damage)
[20:53] * Amazon Xanthippe will kick your ass for that later, Swat-twat.
[20:53] *** NEO-QUEEN SERENITY IS RESCUED  NQS: I’m safe!

Terra: One down, one to go.

[20:53] [905 HP / 6706 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (233 damage)
[20:53] <Suu> ?
[20:53] <Furu> Yes, you can all THANK ME NOW
[20:53] <Senshi Guardian> (( do i ignore stuns too? ))
[20:53] <Furu> Or not.
[20:53] <@Shinji Ikari> Wooo!
[20:53] * @Shaldra Darkness HUGS FURU THANK YOU FOR THE HELP
[20:53] *** Sure mike
[20:53] <@Shinji Ikari> We.. are good.
[20:53] [451 HP / -68 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos sends a blizzard in Mike's direction OUT OF MANA - SPECIAL ATTACK FAILS! (-500 MP)
[20:53] [487 HP / 517 MP] SPECIAL ATK: SaiyaJedi gathers energy for a Genki-Dama and hurls it at his target (-500 MP) Tux: Spirit Bomb for those who have seen the dub.

[20:53] <Cobalt> ^_^ b @ Furu
[20:53] <Furu> :D~
[20:53] <Potamos> Arggh!
[20:53] <Furu> I mean, you're welcome! Ha ha ha!
[20:53] <Chibi Martina> YES! WE ARE TEH WINNAR!

Tux: A winna is you.

[20:53] <Senshi Guardian> (( everyone had a hit? ))
[20:54] *** Usagi's body begins to glow, getting stronger~

Tux (singing): And I am, stronger now…

[20:54] <DekaYellow SWAT> Potamos-san... ._.;;
[20:54] * Potamos pouts.
[20:54] <Orrus-Solarchos> ♡ gives his Senzu bean to Potamos to use. ♡
[20:54] [645 HP / 6710 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (260 damage)
[20:54] * Potamos sighs and eats her senzu
[20:54] [988 HP / 502 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -Sailor Nishanu FROZEN WHIRLWIND! (-500 MP)
[20:54] *** The fighters are still battling for the fate of serena~
[20:54] ☼ Scouter indicates Potamos has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:54] ☼ Scouter indicates True Blue has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:54] [1000 HP / 500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe shoves a spear up Mike's arse. (-500 MP)
[20:54] <Orrus-Solarchos> Potamos - YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE NOW, USE IT!
[20:54] <Duo> Potamos senzu.
[20:54] [166 HP / 6732 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (479 damage)
[20:54] * @Shaldra Darkness leans back on a wall in an OMG I lead them the RIGHT WAY kind'a way

Tux: Yes, you did.

Terra: And we thank you, Shaldra.

[20:54] * Suu goes up to Neo Queen Serenity for a moment...
[20:54] * Furu is doing a victory boogie
[20:54] * Neo Queen Serenity looks at Suu weakly

NQS: So weak…

[20:54] <Potamos> Thanks, Solarchos!!!!
[20:54] <@Shinji Ikari> Hmm...
[20:54] [718 HP / 507 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos plunges the Warp-Blade into Mike's stomach, allowing the dæmon to consume the energy inside him. (-500 MP)
[20:54] * Suu curtsies
[20:55] <Senshi Guardian> (( no attacking twice before i do xanthee :p ))
[20:55] * Neo Queen Serenity waves and bows formally

NQS: I am a Queen, after all.

[20:55] <Potamos> I think...this is it!
[20:55] <SaiyaJedi> He's nearly done! Just put him in for a few more minutes and the timer should pop out!

Tux: I loled.

[20:55] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Sorry >.> ))
[20:55] * SaiyaJedi is hungry
[20:55] * @Shinji Ikari uses the Force to feel out the area.
[20:55] <-Sailor Nishanu> Yatta!
[20:55] * Cobalt nods politely to NQS
[20:55] <Potamos> (( LOL @ SJ ))
[20:55] * Neo Queen Serenity bows and smiles still weak
[20:55] <Amazon Xanthippe> (( Hurry up and attack then! ))
[20:55] * SaiyaJedi kneels to the Queen
[20:55] * Neo Queen Serenity waves to everyone regally NQS does a queen’s wave.

NQS: I still need practice.

[20:56] ☼ Scouter indicates Orrus-Solarchos has MP level of 1007!
[20:56] <Potamos> ...
[20:56] * True Blue uses his Senzu and waits for an opening to attack
[20:56] [166 HP / 6232 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian screams, as he shatters those spires from earlier, raining trillions of sharp crystal pieces on everyone (-500 MP)
[20:56] * @Shaldra Darkness bows to Neo Queen Serenity quickly then sits down and BREATHES
[20:56] <DekaYellow SWAT> Saiya-san, attack!
[20:56] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( Restoring my MP to pre-attack levels. Then I'll clobber Mike! ^_^ ))
[20:56] <Neo Queen Serenity> It is good... to see you all..
[20:56] <Duo> (( mike didn't sell sol's attack! ))
[20:56] [707 HP / 1014 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has BLOCKED a special attack! (11 damage)
[20:56] [710 HP / 524 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:56] [467 HP / 518 MP ] SaiyaJedi has BLOCKED a special attack! (20 damage)
[20:56] [708 HP / 1001 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (292 damage)
[20:56] * Furu is still boogieing
[20:56] <Chibi Martina> Hey, Queen Serenity. Could you please use your godmoding powers to save us?

NQS: I do not god mode.

[20:56] [1000 HP / 1501 MP ] Potamos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:56] <SaiyaJedi> Whoo... that was close.
[20:56] [848 HP / 1507 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (152 damage)
[20:56] [971 HP / 508 MP ] -Sailor Nishanu has BLOCKED a special attack! (17 damage)
[20:56] <Senshi Guardian> (( duo, read the logs before you speak, k ))
[20:56] <Furu> Oh, er, hello, your highness.
[20:56] <Lt. David O`Cain> Augh!
[20:56] * DekaYellow SWAT is just that smooth.

Tux: Smooth as the other side of the pillow.

[20:56] [707 HP / 514 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos leaps at Mike and STABS him in the chest with the Warp-Blade. (-500 MP)
[20:56] [513 HP / 1021 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (248 damage)
[20:56] * Potamos pulled up a bubble shield Terra: And it popped soon after.

[20:56] * Furu resumes boogie
[20:56] <Neo Queen Serenity> .... I am not strong enough...
[20:56] [781 HP / 2113 MP ] Morrigan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (196 damage)
[20:57] * @Shinji Ikari bows formally to the Queen and does a slight Force push to get Furu's attention.
[20:57] * SaiyaJedi glances over and notices his dismembered tail on the ground, still twitching

Tux: Poor Saiyin…

[20:57] * True Blue dodges in front of Potamos-chan taking the hits
[20:57] <SaiyaJedi> :-o
[20:57] [779 HP / 511 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (221 damage)
[20:57] * Neo Queen Serenity bows back, still trying to realize what's going on

NQS: What’s going on?

Tux: A fight.

[20:57] [-82 HP/ 6235 MP] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (248 damage)
[20:57] Senshi Guardian has BEEN DEFEATED!!! Tux: And that makes two.

[20:57] <Suu> I'm going to try and get their attention...
[20:57] <@Shaldra Darkness> Dude don't ask her to do stuff we just saved her, let her relax
[20:57] <DekaYellow SWAT> Yatta!!
[20:57] *** YOU SAVED SERENA! 
[20:57] <Morrigan> YEAH!!!
[20:57] * Suu clears her throat
[20:57] <Lt. David O`Cain> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[20:57] <Amazon Xanthippe> Wooo! It was totally my hit that did it!
[20:57] *** TheFigure of Galaxia starts to stir...

NQS: Oh dear…

[20:57] <-Sailor Nishanu> YATTA!!!
[20:57] * @Shaldra Darkness ' ears perk up a bit and she grins
[20:57] <Duo> thank god!
[20:57] <Orrus-Solarchos> Excellent. FOR THE EMPEROR!
[20:58] * Senshi Guardian 's body twitches at the end of the blade......it comming out his back
[20:58] <Amazon Xanthippe> I SAVED THE UNIVERSE, b[BLEEP]chES!

Tux: We shall never forget.

[20:58] *** The Figure of Galaxia seems to fart... fart a clous of CHAOS  Terra: Pee-you…

[20:58] <DekaYellow SWAT> Got you!
[20:58] <True Blue> yes, a spear up the ass usually quells one's will to fight
[20:58] <Suu> ♫ oto no nai mahiru kaze wa tada akarui ♫
[20:58] <Chibi Martina> Eew.
[20:58] *** All chaos Senshi who were converted, do /stats Tux: Stats are there HP and MP

[20:58] <-Sailor Nishanu> Wait... oh s[BLEEP]t.
[20:58] * @Shaldra Darkness gulps
[20:58] * Suu 's voice carries over the plain
[20:58] <@spiritflame> Amazon Princess Fledermaus: You have 500 MP / 1000 HP
[20:58] <@spiritflame> DekaBlue SWAT: You have 1025 MP / -39 HP
[20:58] *** the cavern starts to shake and tremble

Tux: Rumble…

[20:58] <Suu> ♫ sukoshi nemutasou ni hanabira ga yureta ♫
[20:58] <@spiritflame> Sailor Crystal: You have 1500 MP / 1000 HP
[20:59] *** remember if you were defeated you are a chaos senshi 
[20:59] <Senshi Guardian> (( solar did. :p ))
[20:59] <@Shinji Ikari> (( In two minutes, I'll be having to go away but I will be trying to come back during commercial breaks. ))
[20:59] <Potamos> (( Can they hear Suu's song? ))
[20:59] <@Shaldra Darkness> woohhhh~
[20:59] <@spiritflame> Sailor Jade: You have 43 MP / -30 HP
[20:59] <Cobalt> s[BLEEP]t.... something's kicking up some tectonics...
[20:59] * Morrigan looks around uncertainly...and pulls out a communicator just in case.
[20:59] *** that incluses you mike 
[20:59] <Furu> D:
[20:59] <Furu> Not good.
[20:59] * Orrus-Solarchos actually saved Serena?!
[20:59] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> (( Goddammit Mike has about a million MP now >.> ))
[20:59] * Sailor Jade is now known as Sailor Jade Chaos 
[20:59] <@spiritflame> Senshi Guardian: You have 6235 MP / -82 HP
[20:59] * -Sailor Nishanu grips her icicle sword.
[21:00] *** Morrigan gets a voice transmission from an unknown source noting that after the next battle... either way... it begins

Tux: And so it begins…

[21:00] * Suu continues singing her song, raising her voice hoping it's loud enough to carry to the other group that's fighting
[21:00] *** and now we take a short intermission while I do some math XD  Tux: Yay, math.

[21:00] <Suu> (( Repeating question: Are they able to hear Suu's singing? ))
[21:00] <Morrigan> What?! Who is this?! Clear the channel!!
[21:00] <DekaBlue SWAT> (( Yay math! ))
[21:00] <Furu> Math. Truly the GREATEST evil

Terra: Not to some.

[21:00] <@spiritflame> Cobalt: You have 1500 MP / 1000 HP
[21:00] * DekaYellow SWAT takes her helmet off.
[21:01] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh god I can continue to catch my breath
[21:01] <@spiritflame> True Blue: You have 1507 MP / 848 HP
[21:01] * -Sailor Nishanu hear Suu's singing. Barely.
[21:01] <Senshi Guardian> (( hey, that what you get for having a mob against one!! XD ))
[21:01] * @Shaldra Darkness is so stressed from that s[BLEEP]t before
[21:01] <Furu> Breathe in and out, Auntie.
[21:01] <Guu> I'd like to take this opportunity to say... You're all screwed! And I could totally save everyone, but... meh.
[21:01] * @Shinji Ikari now vanishes in the shadows for stealthy IC reasons, Sith-like. You know. While in reality he's off to do some male bonding and will do his best to return during commerical breaks.
[21:01] <-Sailor Jade Chaos> (( ...crap, I gotta go. ))
[21:01] <Furu> In with the good air, out with the chaos-infected deathair.
[21:01] <-Sailor Jade Chaos> (( Sorry guys ))
[21:01] <Furu> (( D: ))
[21:01] *** it's ok
[21:01] * Guu disappears in a puff of Prime Directive. Tux: New guy on the block.

[21:01] <Orrus-Solarchos> (( I'm just glad I managed to get the last hit in when it truly counted. ))
[21:02] * -Sailor Jade Chaos hopes whatever happens gives her back her usual dimensions
[21:02] * Potamos leans on her Blue-chan
[21:02] *** -Sailor Jade Chaos has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:02] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( Hell yeah, Solar! ))
[21:02] * DekaYellow SWAT tries to contact Furu on his SP License.
[21:02] <@spiritflame> Sailor Kakyuu: You have 975 MP / -233 HP
[21:02] <Senshi Guardian> (( lol, you get the rare honor of being in the elite club that's beaten me IC. XD )) Tux: And that’s one exclusive club. 
[21:02] * Orrus-Solarchos ~_~.._I_ @ Guu. "Then what good are you?"
[21:02] * True Blue supports Potamos-chan, glad that so far she's okay
[21:02] *** all the chaos senshi are suddenly purified Terra: Back to normal.

[21:02] * @Shaldra Darkness flicks her tail, the blade on the end digging into the floor
[21:02] <Morrigan> Hmph...evidently Solar was right to come back.
[21:03] *** Guu has quit IRC (Gods move in mysterious ways. And this one is moving towards the exit.)

Terra: Time for me to go.

[21:03] * Suu feels a strange power...
[21:03] <Neo Queen Serenity> Something.. is coming,...
[21:03] <@Shaldra Darkness> ...
[21:03] <Suu> What's coming, Serenity-sama?
[21:03] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus wakes up. Refreshed!
[21:03] <Neo Queen Serenity> That purification wasn't the power of good come tosave them... but the power of evil feeding on their vey souls...

Tux: Oh Shi…

[21:03] <-Sailor Nishanu> Chaos...
[21:03] <Furu> I don't suppose it would be something GOOD, would it?
[21:03] * Senshi Guardian blinks under his helmet, his armor white again, the holy sword once again in his possesion.
[21:03] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Wait a sec. Since when was I ever pure?
[21:03] <Neo Queen Serenity> Taking all the chaos energy away...

Terra: Go away, bad energy.

[21:03] <Furu> Of course not. That would require us to have luck.
[21:03] * @Shaldra Darkness gets up, drawing Hanuya and undoing her jacket
[21:03] <DekaYellow SWAT> Furu? Furu, do you read me?
[21:03] <Suu> Do you mean that...they're going to still be evil?
[21:04] <Chibi Martina> Oneeniichan!
[21:04] <Morrigan> DAMMIT!! Galaxia's powering up to attack! BRACE YOURSELVES EVERYONE!
[21:04] * Neo Queen Serenity does and stands near serena, holding her hand
[21:04] <@Shaldra Darkness> Everyone get ready...!!
[21:04] <Potamos> SUU!
[21:04] * DekaYellow SWAT places her helmet back on.
[21:04] * Furu cracks his knuckles.
[21:04] <Furu> Eh?
[21:04] * Suu defensively pulls her wings around her
[21:04] <Lt. David O`Cain> Aw, mother f[BLEEP]ker. ~_~
[21:04] * -Sailor Nishanu grips her icicle sword tighter.
[21:04] * Neo Queen Serenity sends out a healing wave thaty sets everyone to 2000 / 3000

Tux: Healing… nothing more than healing.

[21:04] * Potamos looks at the cosmic juice...
[21:04] <-Orrus-Solarchos > Suu! Get over here!
[21:04] * Duo gets in a guard position
[21:05] <Neo Queen Serenity> This... is call I can do for you... *drops*

NQS: I fainted.

[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shaldra Darkness has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] <Potamos> SERENITY-SAMA!!!!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Senshi Guardian has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaYellow SWAT has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shaldra Darkness has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaYellow SWAT has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates True Blue has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] <Potamos> I HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN HELP YOU! MITAI NA!!!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Senshi Guardian has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Orrus-Solarchos has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Chibi Martina has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] <-Sailor Nishanu> set hp 2000
[21:05] * @Shaldra Darkness catches Serenity
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates True Blue has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Duo has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] * Neo Queen Serenity drops to the ground alng with Serenity
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Orrus-Solarchos has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Potamos has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] <DekaYellow SWAT> That power...
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Chibi Martina has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates -Sailor Nishanu has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Morrigan has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Potamos has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Cobalt has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Suu has HP level of 2000!
[21:05] * @Shaldra Darkness lays her down, removing her jacket and draping it over the Queen
[21:05] * Senshi Guardian draws the Holy Sword from his back "Now... THIS is how it should be!" Tux: Indeed.

[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates -Sailor Nishanu has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Suu has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Cobalt has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Morrigan has MP level of 3000!
[21:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Duo has MP level of 3000!
[21:06] * Potamos pulls the Cosmic Juice from her powah.

Tux: How soon could we forget that?

Terra: The juice? Or her powah?

Tux: Both.

[21:06] ☼ Scouter indicates Furu has HP level of 2000!
[21:06] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( So, wait, no Chaos-y fun? ))
[21:06] ☼ Scouter indicates Furu has MP level of 3000!
[21:06] <Potamos> Serenity-sama...Serena-chan...
[21:06] <-Sailor Nishanu> Thank you, Serenity-sama.
[21:06] * Orrus-Solarchos wonders if there's anything he can possibly do with the Pariah Field to weaken Galaxia?
[21:06] *** Chaos has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:06] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Chaos

Tux: It’s time…

NQS: Chaos.

[21:06] * Lt. David O`Cain salutes NQS and Serena
[21:06] * Chaos has leaked from Galaxia's body
[21:06] <Potamos> Yatte kita...mitai na...
[21:06] <@Shaldra Darkness> ...
[21:06] <Cobalt> (( are we back in one group or still separate? ))
[21:06] <Senshi Guardian> So, we meet again....
[21:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Kakyuu has HP level of 2000!
[21:07] <Potamos> [It has come, mitai na]
[21:07] <-Sailor Nishanu> s[BLEEP]t, s[BLEEP]t, double s[BLEEP]t.
[21:07] <Chaos> ♦ I AM REBORN THANKS TO THE FALLEN
[21:07] *** you are all in one group
[21:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Kakyuu has MP level of 3000!
[21:07] <Furu> T-that's Chaos?...it's not s-so scary....
[21:07] <Duo> (( can I have REDEMPTION by Gackt as the BGM? )) Tux: Maybe I should have downloaded that, back in the day. 
[21:07] * Cobalt wheels about to face the threat, ax at the ready
[21:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Crystal has HP level of 2000!
[21:07] * Suu feels the pure evil...
[21:07] * Chaos has the stats of all the chaos soldiers

Tux: Ah…

Terra: I see…

[21:07] <@Shaldra Darkness> four of you go and guard Serenity and Serena!
[21:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Chaos has HP level of 12785!
[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Crystal has MP level of 3000!
[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Chaos has MP level of 900000000!
[21:08] <Lt. David O`Cain> Gonna like old times fighting on the same side, eh, Mike?
[21:08] <@Shaldra Darkness> The rest get ready!
[21:08] * True Blue draws his katana, takes a defensive postion protecting Potamos-chan and the Usagis
[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaBlue SWAT has HP level of 2000!
[21:08] <@Shaldra Darkness> This is gonna be hell!

Tux: Welcome to hell.

[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Xanthippe has MP level of 3000!
[21:08] * Chaos grows to be NINETY FEET TALL Terra: Growth spurt… not good.

[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates DekaBlue SWAT has MP level of 3000!
[21:08] <-Sailor Nishanu> Holy f[BLEEP]king s[BLEEP]t!
[21:08] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Xanthippe has HP level of 2000!
[21:08] <Senshi Guardian> oh goodie
[21:08] * Potamos looks at Blue-chan
[21:08] <Chaos> ♦ this little girl.... defeated me so many times  NQS: Of Course I did. 
[21:08] <Lt. David O`Cain> Aw f[BLEEP]kberries!
[21:08] <Furu> Okay, maybe it's a liiittle bit scarier now.
[21:08] <Orrus-Solarchos> Chaos is going to have to be making at least 14 /SELL's each round here. This is going to get confusing.
[21:08] * Potamos looks at the Cosmic Juice
[21:09] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Princess Fledermaus has HP level of 2000!
[21:09] * - REDEMPTION by Gackt bigins to play Tux: Wish I could listen to that.

[21:09] ☼ Scouter indicates Amazon Princess Fledermaus has MP level of 3000!
[21:09] * Potamos looks at the Queen and her double
[21:09] <True Blue> Duo.... you do have a Gundam or other Mecha on you right???
[21:09] <Furu> Argh, Gackt music! It buuuuurns.
[21:09] <Chaos> ♦ Metallia... Wise Man... Pharaoh 90... Neherenia...  NQS: All the past enemies I had defeated. 
[21:09] <Potamos> (( In a separate universe Bucket Mouse screams "TUESTI-SAMA GA ICHIBAN" ))
[21:09] <Senshi Guardian> It's gonna die real soon, so just ignore it's ramblings
[21:09] <DekaBlue SWAT> Ugh, don't make him feel important, TB.
[21:09] *** Serena and Serenity are in a deep coma Tux: Zzz…

[21:09] <Duo> To bad so sad Chaos!
[21:09] <Lt. David O`Cain> Mike - Right!
[21:09] * Potamos approaches Serena and Serenity
[21:09] * Orrus-Solarchos starts playing his own battle-theme for this fight - "Vater Unser" by E nomine.
[21:09] <Chaos> ♦ I WILL END THEM TONIGHT AND REVAGE THIS PLANET YOU HOLD SO DEAR  Tux: Destroy! Crush! Rip! Tear! Shred!.

[21:10] <Amazon Xanthippe> Shut up, Duo.
[21:10] <True Blue> hey! You've can call in mecha too! Which is good, cause damn she's tall
[21:10] <@Shaldra Darkness> Not if we have anything to say!
[21:10] <Furu> You...did not just say Too Bad So Sad to the ultimate evil. I'm going to keep on living and ignore that.
[21:10] * Morrigan is ready to call in reinforcements, if possible.
[21:10] <DekaBlue SWAT> Blue, we're at the center of the earth.
[21:10] [12785 HP / 899999500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chaos grabs duo and crushes him (-500 MP) 
[21:10] * Potamos plays "A Song of Storm and Fire" from Tsubasa Chronicle as her fighting theme
[21:10] <Duo> sol, do you want me to summon Anbuis?
[21:10] <-Sailor Nishanu> Oh, so you're staying AWAY from planet Nishanu?
[21:10] * SaiyaJedi ready?
[21:10] <DekaBlue SWAT> The Super DekarangerRobo is gonna take FOREVER to get here.

Tux: It’s just that slow.

[21:11] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus is listening to: Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (192 kbps)

Tux: There we go, a song we’ve heard of.

[21:11] <True Blue> better late than never!
[21:11] <Potamos> (( I need the DM and I need a private discussion... ))
[21:11] <@Shaldra Darkness> Forget the battle themes and just CHARGE!!!
[21:11] <SaiyaJedi> (( Dammit Duo, /sell special ))
[21:11] <Morrigan> And there goes Chaos' attack for this round! NAIL 'ER!
[21:11] *** ?
[21:11] * Super Sailor Anubis is busy fighting youma-daimons on the surface, kthxdie.
[21:11] <Potamos> (( About the Cosmic Juice. ))
[21:11] * Senshi Guardian plays "Click Click Boom" by salvia, cause all the cool kids are playing music. :p
[21:11] *** You can put the juice into play, it may not end the fight but it can't hurt Tux: The Juice is in play.

[21:12] * Sailor Crystal and Kakyuu approach Serenity and Serena to protect them as well
[21:12] <Duo> Sell Special
[21:12] <Potamos> (( Potamos isn't going to be using this on herself though... ))
[21:12] * Lt. David O`Cain has "King of Kings" by Motorhead going in his helmet
[21:12] *** that's fine 
[21:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> The cool kids are listening to REDEMPTION by Gackt dammit!
[21:12] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> (( Good Christ ))
[21:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> Because that song kicks so much ass
[21:12] <Potamos> (( She has someone here she wants to use this on. ))
[21:12] [1706 HP / 3016 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (294 damage) 
[21:12] <Potamos> (( And the two of them are right now in a deep coma... ))
[21:12] * Chaos Roars at the others with enough force to shake the planet

Tux: Earthquake!

[21:12] <Amazon Xanthippe> Gackt is a girly-boy who confuses my lesbian hormones! He must die!
[21:13] <Potamos> (( What would it do? What would it do...? ))
[21:13] <DekaBlue SWAT> Heh.
[21:13] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Morrigan gets Chaos' position, calls in for a precision airstrike, and has the Cyo-Hatu blast her with a shot from its nose-mounted "Ginzu" Beam (-500 MP) 
[21:13] *** the serenitiis are not going to win this day, the users will save the earth

Tux: We hope.

[21:13] <Senshi Guardian> you just called Duo cool, shaldra.
[21:13] <@Shaldra Darkness> EVERYONE!! let's do this!
[21:13] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Shaldra Darkness KUU HA ZAN! (-500 MP)
[21:13] *** but you CAN heal the usagi who is being impaled with it  Tux: Oh, we forgot about her.

[21:13] <DekaBlue SWAT> Xan - No, you're tihnking of Mana.
[21:13] <Potamos> (( I see...so that's how it is then. ))
[21:13] [12127 HP / 899999517 MP ] Chaos has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (658 damage)
[21:13] [11838 HP / 899999535 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (289 damage)
[21:13] <Duo> (( my computer is going to hell ))
[21:13] <Potamos> (( Then Potamos has made her decision. )) Tux: I wonder what it is. 
[21:14] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT SWAT BLUE BLAST! (-500 MP)
[21:14] <Potamos> (( The Cosmic Juice goes to heal Usagi. )) Terra: Thank you, Potamos. 
[21:14] *** sell special
[21:14] [11302 HP / 899999537 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (536 damage)
[21:14] *** err sure
[21:14] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos envelops Chaos in the Pariah Field. (-500 MP)
[21:14] <Potamos> Blue-chan, kiss for luck
[21:14] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue fires off a massive Aoi Shi Shi Okandan (KiBlast) (-500 MP)
[21:14] [2000 HP / 2978 MP] Sailor Crystal throws a Crystal Turbulence to attempt to paralyze Chaos (-22 MP)
[21:14] [11289 HP / 899999546 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (13 damage)
[21:14] * Potamos kisses Blue-chan
[21:14] [1706 HP / 2516 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo casts HOLY on Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:14] [11112 HP / 899999562 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (177 damage)
[21:14] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Furu leaps up, gathers enough electrical energy into his arm to start burning it, and fires it at Chaos, blowing his arm off along with the blast (-500 MP)
[21:14] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain charges energy and fires off the powerful laser at Chaos, "DELTA LASER!" (-500 MP)
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaYellow SWAT TWIN CAM ANGEL SINGLE FIRE! (-500 MP)
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe hurls an axe at Chaos' face! (-500 MP)
[21:15] [10859 HP / 899999574 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (253 damage)
[21:15] [10611 HP / 899999591 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (248 damage)
[21:15] * True Blue turns to Potamos-chan and gives her a very loving passionate kiss for luck ♡
[21:15] [10597 HP / 899999599 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (14 damage)
[21:15] [10333 HP / 899999600 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (264 damage)
[21:15] [9922 HP / 899999650 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (411 damage)
[21:15] [9742 HP / 899999655 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (180 damage)
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Kakyuu throws a Kinmoku Fusion Tempest at Choas (-500 MP)  Tux: Kinmoku Fusion Tempest!

[21:15] [9505 HP / 899999657 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (237 damage)
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Princess Fledermaus subjects Chaos to the ultimate punishment... Pink Sugar Heart Attack! (-500 MP) Terra: Pink Sugar… Heart… Attack.

[21:15] [9495 HP / 899999665 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage) 
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos summons a blizzard at Chaos (-500 MP) 
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian unleashes a two story tall crystal spike at chaos (-500 MP) 
[21:15] [9485 HP / 899999672 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage) 
[21:15] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Cobalt fires off a huge Noukon Shi Shi Buruburudan!! (-500 MP) 
[21:15] [9265 HP / 899999675 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (220 damage) 
[21:15] * Furu lands on his feet and waits for his arm to grow back. That's the problem with attacks like that. Plus the searing pain.

Tux: Ow, the pain.

[21:16] <Duo> (( I need to back out for a sec ))
[21:16] * SaiyaJedi lags
[21:16] <Chaos> - you fools think you MATTER? -

Tux: I matter.

Terra: I matter.

NQS: I so matter.

Setsuna: I don’t matter, that much.

[21:16] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu flies up into the air, grabs two feathers from her wings and hurls them both at Chaos (-500 MP) 
[21:16] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chibi Martina launches a volley of tennis balls at Chaos. "ACE WO NERÆ!" (-500 MP)

Tux: Service!

[21:16] [8826 HP / 899999682 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (439 damage) 
[21:16] <Potamos> I do matter.
[21:16] [8812 HP / 899999688 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (14 damage) 
[21:16] <@Shaldra Darkness> We all matter
[21:16] <@Shaldra Darkness> After all, we're here
[21:16] <Suu> The young ones matter...
[21:16] <Amazon Xanthippe> Well, the males don't.
[21:17] <DekaYellow SWAT> I may not matter, but these people do!
[21:17] <Furu> And there's no way you're gettin' past us.
[21:17] <Suu> No matter how small we are...we all matter

Tux: Well put.

[21:17] <Sailor Kakyuu> Yeah we matter, Chaos, we're better than you
[21:17] [8812 HP / 899999188 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chaos fires a special at everyone, that if it hits makes them hit themselves with an attack (-500 MP) 
[21:17] <SaiyaJedi> (( Dammit, this is too much lag ))
[21:17] <Orrus-Solarchos> Chaos - I don't...but then again I *am* now something outside your realm of control.
[21:17] <True Blue> maybe, maybe not; but I'm going to make sure this world is safe for the one that matters to me!
[21:17] <DekaBlue SWAT> I matter more than anyone else here, you ecto-c[BLEEP]t!
[21:17] <SaiyaJedi> (( Sorry to bail guys, but I gotta go take care of computer stuff ))
[21:17] * Duo is away 
[21:17] [1749 HP / 2514 MP ] Potamos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (251 damage) 
[21:17] [1841 HP / 2503 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (159 damage) 
[21:17] [1535 HP / 2535 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (465 damage) 
[21:17] <Senshi Guardian> and we're gonna take youdown!
[21:17] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -Sailor Nishanu freezing winds, follow my command FROZEN WHIRLWIND! (-500 MP) 
[21:17] [1557 HP / 2559 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (443 damage) 
[21:17] [1742 HP / 2501 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (258 damage) 
[21:17] [1845 HP / 2515 MP ] Morrigan has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (155 damage) 
[21:17] [1465 HP / 2510 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (535 damage) 
[21:17] [2000 HP / 2501 MP ] True Blue has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[21:17] [8653 HP / 899999205 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (159 damage) 
[21:17] [1987 HP / 2510 MP ] Furu has BLOCKED a special attack! (13 damage) 
[21:17] [1999 HP / 2501 MP] -Sailor Nishanu has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage) 
[21:17] [1815 HP / 2570 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (26 damage) 
[21:17] [1730 HP / 2518 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (270 damage) 
[21:17] [1592 HP / 2527 MP ] Cobalt has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (408 damage) 
[21:18] <Lt. David O`Cain> AUGH!! >_<
[21:18] [1983 HP / 2510 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has BLOCKED a special attack! (17 damage) 
[21:18] [1676 HP / 2525 MP] Senshi Guardian has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (54 damage) 
[21:18] <-Sailor Nishanu> (( s[BLEEP]t, too late. ))
[21:18] [1956 HP / 2514 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (31 damage) 
[21:18] [1988 HP / 2502 MP ] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has BLOCKED a special attack! (12 damage) 
[21:18] <Senshi Guardian> damn........
[21:18] <Chaos> - I can turn your powers against you~ -

Tux: Now that would be cool.

[21:18] <DekaYellow SWAT> Ughn!
[21:18] <Potamos> (( So we attack ourselves? ))
[21:18] * Cobalt inexplicably smashes himself in the face with his battle ax
[21:18] *** yes 
[21:18] <@Shaldra Darkness> I've been through worse
[21:18] [1845 HP / 2015 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Morrigan starts flinging Ofudas at Chaos, all of them imbued with a power that is neither Chaos nor Order...BALANCE. (-500 MP)

Tux: Akuryou taisan!

[21:18] [1980 HP / 2505 MP ] Chibi Martina has BLOCKED a special attack! (20 damage) 
[21:18] [1464 HP / 2548 MP ] Suu has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (536 damage) 
[21:18] [8360 HP / 899999220 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (293 damage) 
[21:18] * Morrigan is blasted by one of her own Soul Fists
[21:18] [1557 HP / 2059 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT turns his blaster against himself, pulling the trigger. (-500 MP) 
[21:18] <@Shinji Ikari> (( Wow, that's some s[BLEEP]tload of MP. ))
[21:18] [1749 HP / 2489 MP] Potamos gets a blizzard blown back at her (-25 MP) 
[21:19] [1684 HP / 2518 MP] Amazon Xanthippe has been HIT!! (58 damage) 
[21:19] [1275 HP / 2063 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (282 damage) 
[21:19] [1815 HP / 2070 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Shaldra Darkness charges forward and draws back her sword "HAJA KENSEI OUKA HOUSHIN! (-500 MP) 
[21:19] [2000 HP / 2504 MP ] Sailor Kakyuu has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[21:19] [1725 HP / 2495 MP] Potamos has been HIT!! (24 damage) 
[21:19] <Amazon Xanthippe> OW! I just bit my tongue!
[21:19] <DekaBlue SWAT> Son of a...
[21:19] *** XD 
[21:19] * Orrus-Solarchos feels the pain inside him twinge to absolutely unbearable proportions for a moment.
[21:19] [1988 HP / 2988 MP ] Sailor Crystal has BLOCKED a special attack! (12 damage) 
[21:19] <-H.S Adrianna> (( Okay, connection's working again. Can I rejoin? ))
[21:19] [1676 HP / 2025 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian runs at full speed, and bounds upwards, a helluva tall jump, and strike at the core of chaos with the holy sword (-500 MP) 
[21:19] [8343 HP / 899999230 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (17 damage) 
[21:19] [1464 HP / 2540 MP] Suu has all her feathers disappear midair, and she hits the ground (-8 MP) 
[21:19] [8120 HP / 899999250 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (223 damage) 
[21:19] * Duo is back
[21:19] [1417 HP / 2596 MP] Suu has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (47 damage) 
[21:19] [1535 HP / 2539 MP] Orrus-Solarchos has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[21:19] *** yes Halyey 
[21:19] <@Shinji Ikari> (( Hey am I capable of making a Ninja-Sith quick attack or something? ))
[21:19] [1592 HP / 2520 MP] Cobalt Tremora at himself?? (-7 MP) 
[21:19] <Suu> UGH!
[21:19] [1592 HP / 2524 MP] Cobalt has DODGED the attack! (0 damage) 
[21:19] *** yes Ikari 
[21:20] <Duo> (( I'm using IE )) Tux: Which sucks.

[21:20] * Potamos sneers at Chaos
[21:20] <@Shinji Ikari> (( I'm using your soul. ))
[21:20] [1535 HP / 2039 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos leaps at Chaos and begins to hack and stab at her viciously with BOTH swords. (-500 MP) 
[21:20] [1956 HP / 2014 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Furu charges his entire body with energy, leaps up into the air, and exploding drop kicks Chaos! "SUPER INAZUMA KIIIICK!!" (-500 MP) 
[21:20] [7919 HP / 899999253 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (201 damage) 
[21:20] <Potamos> As long as we are loved...we matter, mitai na...

Terra: Again, well said.

[21:20] [7919 HP / 899999255 MP ] Chaos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) 
[21:20] * Cobalt blinks 'that was weird'
[21:20] [1983 HP / 2010 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaYellow SWAT calls in her PATWing, having it fire at Chaos. (-500 MP) 
[21:20] <Chaos> - Hah you all act so righteous -
[21:20] [7694 HP / 899999264 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (225 damage) 
[21:20] [1725 HP / 1995 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos hits Chaos with the Ai Tenshi Wannabe Potamos Double Punch! (-500 MP) 
[21:20] [7357 HP / 899999306 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (337 damage) 
[21:20] [1988 HP / 2488 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Crystal throws an Unmei Surprise at Chaos (many random sharp metallic/crystalline weapons flying at Chaos) (-500 MP) 
[21:20] [7127 HP / 899999311 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (230 damage) 
[21:21] [1684 HP / 2018 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe runs up to Chaos and tries to cop a feel. (-500 MP)

Tux: Okay, weird attack.

[21:21] [1417 HP / 2096 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu flings feathers one after the other at Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:21] <Orrus-Solarchos> I *AM* righteous, you Chaos filth!
[21:21] [6912 HP / 899999315 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (215 damage)
[21:21] [1999 HP / 2478 MP] -Sailor Nishanu is caught in her own freezing cold mini-tornado. (-23 MP)
[21:21] [1706 HP / 2016 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo Casts HOLY again at Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:21] [6513 HP / 899999350 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (399 damage)
[21:21] * DekaBlue SWAT calls in his PATWing, sending it crashing into Chaos.
[21:21] <@Shaldra Darkness> I may not act like it, but I care about these people, and I want them to survive. I don't matter, but to me, they do.
[21:21] [2000 HP / 2001 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue casts Legendary Meteo to add to Potamos-chan's attack (-500 MP)
[21:21] [1949 HP / 2493 MP] -Sailor Nishanu has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[21:21] [6225 HP / 899999369 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (288 damage)
[21:21] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shinji Ikari has HP level of 2000!
[21:21] ☼ Scouter indicates @Shinji Ikari has MP level of 3000!
[21:21] [1275 HP / 1563 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT calls in his PATWing, sending it crashing into Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:21] <Suu> Everyone here matters to me...
[21:21] <Chaos> - We will see the value of your high sounding words -
[21:21] <Suu> Without them, do you think I'd be here?!

Tux: No.

Terra: No way.

[21:21] [6225 HP / 899999373 MP ] Chaos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:21] <Orrus-Solarchos> I CAME BACK HERE TO STAND WITH ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WHEN I COULD'VE JUST STAYED SAFE AND FAR AWAY, COULDN'T I?!

Tux: And we thank you for that, Marine.

[21:21] [1465 HP / 2010 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain shoots a large stream of fire at Chaos from his face mask, "DELTA FIRE!" (-500 MP)
[21:21] [5949 HP / 899999390 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (276 damage)
[21:21] [1988 HP / 2002 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Princess Fledermaus rains a rain of misfortune on Chaos' astonished head! "DIM BENDITH!" (-500 MP)
[21:22] <DekaBlue SWAT> Son of a b[BLEEP]ch.
[21:22] [2000 HP / 2500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Shinji Ikari LEAPS out of the shadows to deliver a Lightsaber stab and vanishes once again (-500 MP)
[21:22] <@spiritflame> Potamos: You have 1995 MP / 1725 HP
[21:22] [5771 HP / 899999397 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (178 damage)
[21:22] [5473 HP / 899999410 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (298 damage)
[21:22] <Orrus-Solarchos> I *won't* abandon the people I care about!
[21:22] ☼ Scouter indicates -H.S Adrianna has HP level of 2000!
[21:22] [1725 HP / 1495 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos forms an ice crystal spear and hurls it at the heart of Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:22] * @Shinji Ikari is away: commerical break over
[21:22] [5263 HP / 899999430 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (210 damage)
[21:22] ☼ Scouter indicates -H.S Adrianna has MP level of 3000!
[21:22] [1592 HP / 2024 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Cobalt Summons Atomos: "G-Force 199!" (-500 MP)
[21:22] <Furu> Yeah, words are pretty cheap, so why don't you do something other than the imposing ultimate villian speech, you gigantic waste of evil matter?
[21:22] [1980 HP / 2005 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chibi Martina ... elbows Chaos in the face? "TENNIS ELBOW!" (-500 MP)
[21:22] [5111 HP / 899999434 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (152 damage)
[21:22] [1949 HP / 1993 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -Sailor Nishanu flies forward and throws a razor sharp icicle at Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:22] [4508 HP / 899999470 MP ] Chaos has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (603 damage)
[21:22] <Lt. David O`Cain> I stand ready to fight! I fight for my friends and I will NEVER ABANDON THEM!

Tux: Never give up, never surrender.

[21:22] <Morrigan> Indeed, Furu. Well said.
[21:22] [1417 HP / 1596 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu flies towards Chaos close enough to slash with the edges of her wings (-500 MP)
[21:22] [4508 HP / 899999475 MP ] Chaos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:23] * -H.S Adrianna draws her lightsabre and joins the fray
[21:23] <Chaos> - Well said Furu -
[21:23] <Cobalt> Furu, no giving the villian ideas!!

Terra: D’oh!

[21:23] <Chibi Martina> Chaos always was pretty generic as villains go.
[21:23] <Morrigan> ♡ Chaos~! You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha! ♡ Tux: Zero Wing reference GET. 
[21:23] <Chaos> - as it happens I have something in mind -
[21:23] <True Blue> Bad Furu! Bad!
[21:23] <DekaBlue SWAT> Nii-san! WTF?!
[21:23] <Furu> I won't let him play with us. The sooner we get through the worst of it the stronger we'll be!
[21:23] <Potamos> - you f[BLEEP]king jinxed us furu...MITAI NA -
[21:23] <-Sailor Nishanu> Furu, I shall never forgive you.
[21:23] * Orrus-Solarchos just waits.
[21:24] [4508 HP / 899998975 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chaos fires a special attack that if it hits, makes everyone attack the person they most subconciously want to other among their teammates (-500 MP)
[21:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> Now's NOT the time to be b[BLEEP]ching at eachother!
[21:24] [1268 HP / 2046 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (267 damage)
[21:24] [1956 HP / 2015 MP ] Furu has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:24] [1815 HP / 2071 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:24] [1445 HP / 2013 MP ] Lt. David O`Cain has BLOCKED a special attack! (20 damage)
[21:24] [1110 HP / 1565 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (165 damage)
[21:24] [1823 HP / 2012 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (177 damage)
[21:24] [1704 HP / 2497 MP ] Sailor Crystal has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (284 damage)
[21:24] <Chibi Martina> Oh my God. Duo is doomed.

Tux: Goodbye, Duo.

[21:24] [1845 HP / 2017 MP ] Morrigan has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> I would NEVER HURT THEM!
[21:24] [1520 HP / 1513 MP ] Potamos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (205 damage)
[21:24] [2000 HP / 2999 MP] -H.S Adrianna turns towards Shaldra and DRIVES her lightsabre into her stomach (-1 MP)
[21:24] [1110 HP / 1543 MP] DekaBlue SWAT fires at TB. (-22 MP)
[21:24] [1786 HP / 2520 MP ] Sailor Kakyuu has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (214 damage)
[21:24] [1369 HP / 2033 MP ] Cobalt has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (223 damage)
[21:24] [1769 HP / 2096 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (46 damage)
[21:24] [803 HP / 1608 MP ] Suu has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (614 damage)
[21:24] * Furu 's after image is hit by the attack and quickly dissapates in a fzzt of lightning

Tux: Did I mention he’s also an android? Of the DBZ variety.

[21:24] [1518 HP / 2034 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (158 damage)
[21:24] [1785 HP / 2015 MP ] Chibi Martina has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (195 damage)
[21:24] [1657 HP / 1995 MP ] -Sailor Nishanu has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (292 damage)
[21:24] <@Shaldra Darkness> GRRAAAHHH
[21:24] [1683 HP / 2029 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (300 damage)
[21:24] [2000 HP / 2499 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -H.S Adrianna turns towards Shaldra and DRIVES her lightsabre into her stomach (-500 MP)
[21:24] [1514 HP / 2021 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (192 damage)
[21:25] [1399 HP / 2027 MP ] Amazon Xanthippe has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (285 damage)
[21:25] [1793 HP / 2028 MP] True Blue has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (30 damage)
[21:25] [1520 HP / 1479 MP] Potamos slaps Blue-chan in the face (-34 MP)
[21:25] [1551 HP / 2100 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (218 damage)
[21:25] [1268 HP / 2029 MP] Orrus-Solarchos stomps on Dekablue SWAT's foot...while wearing full power armor. (-17 MP)
[21:25] [1815 HP / 2004 MP ] Amazon Princess Fledermaus has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (173 damage)
[21:25] * DekaYellow SWAT ... fires at Shaldra Darkness.
[21:25] <-H.S Adrianna> (( That was SUPPOSED to be a special. >_>;; ))
[21:25] [803 HP / 1607 MP] Suu stabs Solarchos with one of her feathers (-1 MP)
[21:25] [1793 HP / 2003 MP] True Blue casts Blizzaga at Furu (-25 MP)
[21:25] [1683 HP / 1994 MP] DekaYellow SWAT FIRES!! FIRES!! FIRES!! (-35 MP)
[21:25] [1550 HP / 2103 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[21:25] [1514 HP / 1985 MP] Duo punches shaldra in the face (-36 MP)
[21:25] * Cobalt casts Tremoraga at Furu
[21:25] [1208 HP / 2041 MP] Orrus-Solarchos has been HIT!! (60 damage)
[21:25] [1550 HP / 2105 MP] @Shaldra Darkness has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[21:25] <Chaos> - hahahahahah the pain and evil in your hearts betrays your words -
[21:25] [1518 HP / 2009 MP] Senshi Guardian drives his fist into dave's mouth (-25 MP)
[21:25] [1760 HP / 2041 MP] True Blue has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (33 damage)
[21:26] [1815 HP / 1975 MP] Amazon Princess Fledermaus kicks Blue in the head. (-29 MP)
[21:26] [1905 HP / 2031 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (51 damage)
[21:26] [1657 HP / 1982 MP] -Sailor Nishanu rushes towards Furu and WHAKS him with her ice sword. (-13 MP)
[21:26] [1443 HP / 2018 MP] Lt. David O`Cain has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[21:26] * @Shaldra Darkness falls to her knees, holding her stomach, oh god...
[21:26] * True Blue is slapped . . .
[21:26] * Orrus-Solarchos stiffens a little as Suu's feathers scrape across the surface of his armor, damaging it.
[21:26] * Lt. David O`Cain quickly catches Mike's hand
[21:26] * -H.S Adrianna Force-grips Duo and flings him across the other side of the battleground
[21:26] [1785 HP / 2015 MP] Chibi Martina smacks Duo upside the head. (-0 MP)
[21:26] [1860 HP / 2073 MP] Furu has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (45 damage)
[21:26] [2000 HP / 2483 MP] -H.S Adrianna Force-grips Duo and flings him across the other side of the battleground (-16 MP)
[21:26] <DekaYellow SWAT> Sh-shaldra-san!
[21:26] [1466 HP / 2031 MP] Duo has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (48 damage)
[21:26] <@Shaldra Darkness> Grr...
[21:26] * Suu realizes she's hurt Solarchos-niisan...
[21:26] * Chaos watches keenly~
[21:26] [1399 HP / 2011 MP] Amazon Xanthippe smacks Duo. (-16 MP)
[21:26] <Potamos> What did I just do...mitai na...
[21:26] [1406 HP / 2041 MP] Duo has been HIT!! (60 damage)
[21:27] <DekaYellow SWAT> Gomen!
[21:27] [1786 HP / 2020 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Kakyuu kicks Duo in the crotch before running him through with her glaive (-500 MP)
[21:27] <Chaos> - You showed your true colors - Tux (singing): I see your true colors, shining through. 
[21:27] [1550 HP / 1605 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Shaldra Darkness SLAMS her fists to the ground, ki EXPLODING up under Chaos!! (-500 MP)
[21:27] [1366 HP / 2044 MP] Duo has been HIT!! (40 damage)
[21:27] * Furu takes the hits, but just starts laughing through the pain and bleeding.
[21:27] [4244 HP / 899998978 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (264 damage)
[21:27] <-H.S Adrianna> ... Pitiful Shadar-kai~
[21:27] [1208 HP / 1541 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos hurls the Warp-Blade at Chaos' face, guiding its flight using telekinesis. (-500 MP)
[21:27] <Cobalt> sorry Furu... ^_^;; guess I was a bit tweaked at your stupid comment that got us into this
[21:27] [3849 HP / 899998989 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (395 damage)
[21:27] [1078 HP / 2058 MP ] Duo has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (288 damage)
[21:27] <Furu> Some great evil you are.
[21:27] [1683 HP / 1494 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaYellow SWAT fires three grenade rounds at Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:27] [3578 HP / 899999002 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (271 damage)
[21:27] <@Shaldra Darkness> I... knew most... of them hated me... already...
[21:27] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( DM, can I ask you something? ))
[21:27] * True Blue turns slowly
[21:27] [1704 HP / 1997 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Crystal PUNCHES DekaBlue (-500 MP)
[21:27] [1518 HP / 1509 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian focus', creating a spear largers then himself, and hurls it at the core again (-500 MP)
[21:27] *** ?
[21:27] <-Sailor Nishanu> Damn am I glad I haven't been around long enough to get into any major grudges or something like that.
[21:27] [3568 HP / 899999007 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage)
[21:27] <Furu> (( We still ignoring stun? ))
[21:28] [1845 HP / 1517 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Morrigan calls in another long-ranged attack from the Cyo-Hatu. The White Star strafes Chaos with its neutron cannons. (-500 MP)
[21:28] <Amazon Xanthippe> Wow, I got off pretty light there...
[21:28] [1110 HP / 1043 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT fires more rounds at Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:28] <@Shaldra Darkness> But.. I still don't hate them...
[21:28] *** yes
[21:28] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( What would happen if David uses a Senshi Upgrade on Chaos? )) Tux: David has a plan. 
[21:28] [3349 HP / 899999025 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (219 damage)
[21:28] * True Blue begins chanting what sounds a bit like the Dragon Slave incantation
[21:28] <Furu> No need to apologize. Absolutely pathetic.
[21:28] [3193 HP / 899999027 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (156 damage)
[21:28] *** it would sell like anotehr attack
[21:28] [803 HP / 1107 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu looks Chaos straight in the face...and sings (-500 MP)
[21:28] * @Shaldra Darkness stays on her knees, one hand clutching the hole in her stomach, the bullet wounds in her arms...
[21:28] [1078 HP / 1558 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo casts RA TILT on Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:28] [2961 HP / 899999045 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (232 damage)
[21:28] [1860 HP / 1573 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Furu rushes up Chaos, delievering a series of blows to various parts of its "body" (-500 MP)
[21:28] [1704 HP / 1497 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Crystal slashes Chaos with her glaive (-500 MP)
[21:28] <-H.S Adrianna> Wait, what the....
[21:28] <Suu> ♫ Yume no owari o negau no Wa naze? ♫
[21:28] [2951 HP / 899999053 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage)
[21:28] [1399 HP / 1511 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Xanthippe clotheslines Chaos, wrestling-style. (-500 MP)  Tux: Clothesline in Hell.

[21:28] [2785 HP / 899999069 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (166 damage)
[21:28] <Lt. David O`Cain> (( Sweet. And I think I got the one to cause the hurting to it. :D ))
[21:29] [2510 HP / 899999083 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (275 damage)
[21:29] <@spiritflame> Lt. David O`Cain: You have 2018 MP / 1443 HP
[21:29] <Suu> ♫ Are hateta basho ni mo hana wa saku no ni ♫
[21:29] * Lt. David O`Cain is now known as Lt. David O`Cain: Moon Terra: Moon upgrade power!

[21:29] [1760 HP / 1541 MP] SPECIAL ATK: True Blue casts 'SERAPHIM SOVEREIGN!!!' (-500 MP)
[21:29] [2510 HP / 899998583 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chaos fires a special that if it hits makes you hit furu (-500 MP)
[21:29] <Potamos> Sing, Suu...sing...
[21:29] [2021 HP / 899998604 MP ] Chaos has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (489 damage)
[21:29] [1375 HP / 1625 MP ] @Shaldra Darkness has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (175 damage)
[21:29] [529 HP / 1050 MP ] DekaBlue SWAT has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (581 damage)
[21:29] <-H.S Adrianna> /send Shaldra Darkness|500
[21:29] [1815 HP / 1475 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Amazon Princess Fledermaus slips and falls on top od Chaos with all her weight O.O (-500 MP)
[21:29] [1520 HP / 1483 MP ] Potamos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:29] * DekaBlue SWAT kicks Furu. "Nii-san!"
[21:29] [643 HP / 1111 MP ] Suu has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (160 damage)
[21:29] ★ ★ ★ -H.S Adrianna sends 500 healing to Shaldra Darkness - Mana level: 1983 MP ★ ★ ★
[21:29] [1375 HP / 1624 MP] @Shaldra Darkness whacks Furu with the blunt edge of her tail blade (-1 MP)
[21:29] [2021 HP / 899998606 MP ] Chaos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:29] [1786 HP / 1520 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Kakyuu throws a Starlights Royal Straight Flush at Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:29] [529 HP / 1042 MP] DekaBlue SWAT ^ (-8 MP)
[21:29] [1507 HP / 1550 MP ] True Blue has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (253 damage)
[21:29] [2003 HP / 899998607 MP ] Chaos has BLOCKED a special attack! (18 damage)
[21:29] [1589 HP / 1588 MP ] Furu has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (271 damage)
[21:29] [643 HP / 1086 MP] Suu punches Furu in the jaw (-25 MP)
[21:29] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain: Moon has HP level of 1443!
[21:30] [528 HP / 1622 MP ] Duo has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (550 damage)
[21:30] [1785 HP / 1515 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chibi Martina batters Chaos with a tennis racquet. (-500 MP)
[21:30] [1424 HP / 1537 MP ] Morrigan has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (421 damage)
[21:30] @Shaldra Darkness has been healed 500 HP
[21:30] [1683 HP / 1495 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:30] [1353 HP / 2039 MP ] Cobalt has BLOCKED a special attack! (16 damage)
[21:30] [1657 HP / 1984 MP ] -Sailor Nishanu has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:30] ☼ Scouter indicates Lt. David O`Cain: Moon has MP level of 2018!
[21:30] <@Shaldra Darkness> ...
[21:30] [1574 HP / 1590 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (15 damage)
[21:30] * @Shaldra Darkness gets to her feet
[21:30] [1424 HP / 1500 MP] Morrigan headbutts FURU (-37 MP)
[21:30] [1507 HP / 1510 MP] True Blue casts Blizzara on Furu (-40 MP)
[21:30] [528 HP / 1588 MP] Duo fwaps furu (-34 MP)
[21:30] * @Shaldra Darkness reaches out to either side...
[21:30] [1194 HP / 1551 MP ] Orrus-Solarchos has BLOCKED a special attack! (14 damage)
[21:30] [1541 HP / 1610 MP] Furu has been HIT!! (33 damage)
[21:30] [1520 HP / 983 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Potamos sends another ice spear into the heart of Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:30] * -H.S Adrianna helps Shaldra to her feet.
[21:30] [1811 HP / 899998612 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (192 damage)
[21:30] [1443 HP / 1518 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Lt. David O`Cain: Moon charges energy into his right hand, slams his fist into the ground and causes a powerful beam of energy to come down on top of Chaos, "MOON UPGRADE!!" (-500 MP)
[21:30] [1875 HP / 1124 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Shaldra Darkness takes hold of the shadows and CRUSHES CHAOS IN THEM (-500 MP)
[21:31] [1619 HP / 899998618 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (192 damage)
[21:31] [1337 HP / 1525 MP ] DekaYellow SWAT has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (346 damage)
[21:31] [1446 HP / 899998623 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (173 damage)
[21:31] [643 HP / 586 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu continues her song [Kibou no Kaneoto ~Love Goes On~ from Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch PURE] as she attempts to break through the heart of Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:31] [1353 HP / 1539 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Cobalt Summons Kujata: "Tetra Disaster!" (-500 MP)
[21:31] <DekaYellow SWAT> DIE!!!
[21:31] [1194 HP / 1051 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Orrus-Solarchos whips out his most powerful weapon...the Meson Cannon he invented long ago using parts from Professor Tomoe's lap, and FIRES at Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:31] [1254 HP / 899998643 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (192 damage)
[21:31] [1104 HP / 899998651 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (150 damage)
[21:31] [612 HP / 899998695 MP ] Chaos has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (492 damage)
[21:31] * @Shaldra Darkness stumbles a bit, aching ><
[21:31] <Furu> That's right. Keep everyone focused on me, you idiot. Pain is temporary, wounds heal, but YOU won't be getting off so easily.
[21:31] <DekaYellow SWAT> (( Dude, Chaos had 1337 HP )) Tux: Chaos is leet like that. 
[21:31] [1657 HP / 1484 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -Sailor Nishanu flies forward and throws her ice sword into the heart of Chaos. (-500 MP)
[21:31] <Furu> Here goes!
[21:31] [313 HP / 899998704 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (299 damage)
[21:31] [1265 HP / 1529 MP ] Senshi Guardian has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (253 damage)
[21:31] <@Shaldra Darkness> FINISH IT!!!

Terra: FINISH HER!

[21:31] [1265 HP / 1523 MP] Senshi Guardian hits furu with lag (-6 MP)
[21:31] [157 HP / 899998721 MP ] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (156 damage)
[21:32] [528 HP / 1088 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Duo Again casts holy on Chaos (-500 MP)
[21:32] * Furu SLAMS his hands into the ground, electricity crackling through it.
[21:32] [157 HP / 899998722 MP ] Chaos has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[21:32] <DekaBlue SWAT> J--- MARIKA!
[21:32] [643 HP / 86 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Suu flies close to Chaos hoping to slash with the edges of her wings (-500 MP)
[21:32] [1265 HP / 1023 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Senshi Guardian hurls a single kunai into chaos (-500 MP)
[21:32] [-3 HP/ 899998739 MP] Chaos has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (160 damage)
[21:32] Chaos has BEEN DEFEATED!!!  NQS: Wow… I think I have made my decision.

Tux: It’s not over, yet.

[21:32] ★ ★ ★ @Shinji Ikari sends 400 healing to Furu - Mana level: 2100 MP ★ ★ ★
[21:32] * Morrigan fires an ultra-powered Soul Fist into the back of Chaos' neck.
[21:32] [2000 HP / 1483 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -H.S Adrianna throws her lightsabre into Chaos' heart (-500 MP)
[21:32] <Chibi Martina> Pfft. Chaos is a twat.
[21:32] [1541 HP / 1110 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Furu TEARS off a massive portion of the ground, lifts it into the air, and hurls it at Chaos! (-500 MP)
[21:32] [529 HP / 542 MP] SPECIAL ATK: DekaBlue SWAT runs at Chaos, firing everything he has it it. (-500 MP)
[21:32] * @Shinji Ikari is away: Commercialbreakagain
[21:32] * Suu wheels up in the air
[21:32] <Morrigan> YES!!
[21:32] <Suu> It's...It's over!!!
[21:32] * Chaos cries out and screams, it's force smashing into everything, the special attacks now destabilizign the universe sutterly Tux: The universe is falling apart.

[21:32] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh thank god...
[21:32] <Lt. David O`Cain: Moon> EAT THAT, CHAOS!!
[21:32] <Orrus-Solarchos> SHE'S DOWN!
[21:32] <-Sailor Nishanu> Finally!
[21:32] <Amazon Xanthippe> LOL @ Chaos
[21:32] <Potamos> We've...done it?!
[21:32] <True Blue> way to go Suu!!!
[21:33] <Senshi Guardian> crap!
[21:33] <Duo> Chaos is dead
[21:33] *** Morrrigan's Delmos get an odd message over their fequency in Morrigan's voice... Code 66
[21:33] <Suu> I...I did it...
[21:33] <Guu> LOL @ universe!
[21:33] <-H.S Adrianna> ... Thank GOD.
[21:33] * Orrus-Solarchos goes over to help Shaldra to her feet.
[21:33] <DekaBlue SWAT> So is Jasmine.
[21:33] <Furu> See? Play to your opponent's weak points. in this case, s[BLEEP]theaded arrogance.
[21:33] <Morrigan> WHAT??!
[21:33] * Suu smiles so beautifully it's like daybreak in the clouds...
[21:33] * @Shaldra Darkness stands weakly, holding her stomach...
[21:33] <-Sailor Nishanu> I lost my sword, but FINALLY!
[21:33] <-H.S Adrianna> Sorry, Shal.
[21:33] <Morrigan> ♦ Who the f[BLEEP]k initiated General Order 66?!
[21:33] *** the cvern beguins to shake, and everythign begins to glow... reality is falling apart... Tux: Goodbye, reality.

[21:33] * True Blue heads over to Potamos-chan and Suu
[21:33] * Sailor Kakyuu kicks Duo, still doesn't like Duo
[21:33] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'll... live...
[21:33] <Furu> Great, he's a load baring boss.
[21:34] <Duo> what is it morrigan?
[21:34] <@Yaijinden> God DAMMIT did I miss the fun stuff already?!
[21:34] <> Serenity and Serena wake and crawl to usagi... the sword still slicinginto her...
[21:34] * Furu goes over to Aunt Shal and offers to carry her.
[21:34] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus farts. "Sorry. I was holding it in. I didn't want to look uncouth in front of Chaos."
[21:34] * -All throughout the ruins of Chaos-Tokyo the Delmos begin a complete withdraw.

Tux: Retreat!

[21:34] * Sailor Crystal GRABS Kakyuu and disappears
[21:34] <-H.S Adrianna> Put an arm around me. Let's get OUTTA HERE!
[21:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> But we may not... if we don't get the f[BLEEP]k out of here...!!
[21:34] * DekaBlue SWAT grabs Jasmine's body, carting it to nowhere.
[21:34] * Potamos sees Usagi and knows what she has to do Terra: Do eet…

[21:34] <Cobalt> s[BLEEP]t..... Blue, I think we *ALL* need to get the f[BLEEP]k outta Dodge!!!
[21:34] <Potamos> ♦ EVERYONE, YOU MUST COVER ME...MITAI NA!
[21:34] <Orrus-Solarchos> What's happening?!
[21:34] *** the whole universe starts to tremble as chaos explodes back into it, scattering  Tux: Chaos is not gone, merely scattered.

[21:34] <Duo> now now Kakyuu
[21:34] <-Sailor Nishanu> GOTTA FLY!
[21:34] *** the crisis wave is coming now~ Terra: Surf’s up.

[21:34] <Guu> Heh.
[21:34] * Potamos sees Usagi with the sword sticking out of her...
[21:34] <@Shaldra Darkness> Th... anks Furu..
[21:34] *** Sailor Crystal has left #suburbansenshi3 (You to the Fifth Dimension me to the Zero Dimension)
[21:34] <Morrigan> Somebody sounded the retreat! WE ARE OUT OF HERE!
[21:34] <@Yaijinden> Well, at least I get to see the universe remade anew.
[21:34] <Senshi Guardian> Is there anywere to get to right now thou...
[21:35] * -Sailor Nishanu flies behind Potamos
[21:35] <Potamos> But...Usagi-chan?!
[21:35] <DekaBlue SWAT> Maybe... she'll live.
[21:35] * Cobalt and True Blue take flanking positions on Potamos
[21:35] * Furu lifts Shal up onto his back.
[21:35] *** If someone could save usagi those not wanting to be in the crissi could get out~

Tux: We’d leave.

Terra: Yup.

[21:35] * The Max Bunny , flies in out of no where and tends to Chaos. Tux: Welcome back, Max.

[21:35] <Guu> Yo! Yai!
[21:35] <Furu> No problem. Just...hold on.
[21:35] <-H.S Adrianna> Wait! My sword!
[21:35] * Orrus-Solarchos rushes to the Frigga dropship that lands nearby and boards it.
[21:35] * Potamos has the Cosmic Juice in her powah...
[21:35] * Duo casts a sheild spell on Potamos
[21:35] * @Shaldra Darkness stops and gets off Furu, racing to usagi
[21:35] <Furu> In more ways than one.
[21:35] <@Yaijinden> The sword needs to be pulled out. Right?
[21:35] * Senshi Guardian sheathes the holy sword on his back....
[21:35] * Potamos pulls out the Cosmic Juice and goes up to Usagi
[21:35] * SaiyaJedi is back
[21:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> Right!
[21:35] <The Max Bunny> ........
[21:35] <DekaBlue SWAT> Furu, let's get out of here.
[21:35] * @Yaijinden skips over there, shouldering a rifle larger than he is
[21:35] * Orrus-Solarchos tosses the Trauma Kit to the person closest to Usagi.
[21:35] *** yes the sword and the healing
[21:35] <Potamos> Someone...help me with that sword...mitai na.
[21:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> My wounds can wait
[21:35] <Amazon Xanthippe> /leaps on top of Usagi. Not in a pervy way, you know.
[21:36] * SaiyaJedi , realizing now where he has been and where he wishes to be, is prepared for the coming moment
[21:36] *** the sky itself begins to glow... Tux: Ooh, pretty...

[21:36] * Potamos opens the Cosmic Juice...what happens when she opens the Cosmic Juice?
[21:36] *** -H.S Adrianna has left #suburbansenshi3 (I'll get it later...)
[21:36] <Furu> No way, I'm not leaving till I make sure everyone is okay.
[21:36] * @Shaldra Darkness gets ready with the healing
[21:36] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Ara...
[21:36] * True Blue grabs the blade and pulls it out
[21:36] *** no, everything starts to glow... softly... 
[21:36] * SaiyaJedi thinks... one moment left, before the collapse
[21:36] * The Max Bunny feels huge pain in his heart seeing the girl weaken.
[21:36] * @Yaijinden holds back, seeing others preempt him, and turns to watch everything begin decaying
[21:36] <Potamos> ♡ Usagi-chan... ♡
[21:36] *** the juice must be applied to the wound 
[21:36] * SaiyaJedi knows what this is
[21:36] <Duo> I won't be completly effected by the wave.
[21:36] * Orrus-Solarchos rushes back to help Shaldra and the others.
[21:36] * -Sailor Nishanu helps Potamos with the sword.
[21:36] * True Blue is *NOT* leaving Potamos-chan's side
[21:36] <DekaBlue SWAT> Then this is goodbye, onii-san.
[21:36] <Potamos> ♡ Usagi-chan...drink this. You'll feel better. Mitai na. ♡
[21:36] <The Max Bunny> ........
[21:36] <@Yaijinden> qua?...
[21:36] * @Shaldra Darkness pulls the sword out of Usagi
[21:36] *** Solar, the crisis is just about on top of you if you're going go~ 

Tux: Then go.

[21:36] <SaiyaJedi> ♦ This is destiny...
[21:36] <Orrus-Solarchos> BE CAREFUL! Pulling the sword out too quickly or carelessly could restart the bleeding.
[21:36] * Lt. David O`Cain: Moon decides to help get the sword out of Usagi
[21:36] <@Yaijinden> Pretty.
[21:37] <Furu> Goodbye? Nah. Somehow, I doubt that.
[21:37] <@Shaldra Darkness> Now Potamos!
[21:37] * Potamos puts the bottle to Usagi's lips, opens her mouth, and has her drink it...
[21:37] <Morrigan> GO SOLAR!!! WE HAVE TO GO!
[21:37] * Furu waves to Adam and watches the uncoming wave.
[21:37] * True Blue is working on the blade actually
[21:37] *** Usagi drinks, even as everyone and everything starts to glow in a soft haze~ 
[21:37] * Senshi Guardian removes his helmet, watching everything
[21:37] * The Max Bunny is normal sized and wearing the lining to the "Fake" universe wrapped around his butt and waist like a Mawashi.
[21:37] *** Orrus-Solarchos has left #suburbansenshi3 (*boarding the dropship*)
[21:37] <Potamos> ♡ Usagi-chan...how do you feel? ♡
[21:37] * DekaBlue SWAT races out of here.
[21:37] * Guu eats popcorn.
[21:37] ☼ Scouter indicates The Max Bunny has HP level of 1000000! 
[21:37] * Senshi Guardian is now known as Michael Dembeck 
[21:37] *** Usagis' eyes FLY OPEN and a kicking Techno version of The Power of Love starts to play

Tux and Terra (singing): You’ve got to believe… in the Power of Love.. You’ve got to believe in the Power of Love.

[21:37] * @Yaijinden marvels
[21:37] <Morrigan> SHALDRA!!! Do you *want* to be Solar's friend?!
[21:37] * Suu stays with True Blue and Cobalt
[21:37] ☼ Scouter indicates The Max Bunny has MP level of 1000000000000!
[21:37] <@Shaldra Darkness> YES MORRIGAN!
[21:37] <Duo> Apply it to the wound!
[21:37] <DekaBlue SWAT> Oh, now that's just LAME.
[21:37] * Morrigan has only seconds to spare here... Tux: Time’s up.

[21:38] <Furu> Man, I gotta say. I am impressed.
[21:38] <@Shaldra Darkness> I'VE NEVER HATED THE MAN, NOW JUST GO!!
[21:38] *** Usagi stands, the sword that was in her crumbling to dust and ascattering to the wind  NQS: So much for the sword.

[21:38] *** Cobalt has left #suburbansenshi3 (uses his Nanban to get back to Blue Zero, hopes Blue and Potamos will be alright) Tux: Home dimension, here I come.

[21:38] <Amazon Xanthippe> Uh...
[21:38] <Potamos> ♡ It's okay now, Usagi-chan...mitai na... ♡
[21:38] *** Usagi pulls the ginzuishou from within herself, energized by the crisis power... NQS: It is time.

[21:38] ★ ★ ★ The Max Bunny sends 1000 healing to Chaos - Mana level: 999999999000 MP ★ ★ ★
[21:38] * Potamos smiles
[21:38] * Amazon Princess Fledermaus applauds!
[21:38] <Morrigan> SHALDRA...friendship is like trust...it has to be EARNED...and it can't be earned if you do nothing to earn it! REMEMBER THAT!
[21:38] * True Blue stands with Potamos-chan
[21:38] <The Max Bunny> Why am I feeling zhis way?
[21:38] <Furu> Man....what
[21:38] *** Morrigan has left #suburbansenshi3 (*boards the dropship*)
[21:38] <Michael Dembeck> So, this is the end, huh guys....
[21:39] *** Usagi... has enough power to remake... not just the hear tof one villain.. or earth... but EVERTYHING  Tux: As in everything.

[21:39] * @Shaldra Darkness LOOKS at MAX
[21:39] <-Sailor Nishanu> Usagi-sama...
[21:39] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Ara?
[21:39] <Duo> /leave disappears
[21:39] <Potamos> Blue-chan, let's go...
[21:39] <Lt. David O`Cain: Moon> Looks that way, Mike.
[21:39] <@Yaijinden> The end, Michael? Or just the beginning?
[21:39] <@Yaijinden> Forgive me a clich・
[21:39] *** Usagi... has achieve Apotheois Tux: She has become like unto a god!

[21:39] <Guu> LOL
[21:39] <True Blue> right
[21:39] <Furu> He's quite shiny.
[21:39] * Potamos looks at the empty bottle "So this was the reason I won the Budokai...mitai na"

Terra: Looks like it.

[21:39] <Go-Go Yubari> Hmph. I'm gonna miss all of this.
[21:39] *** Duo has left #suburbansenshi3 (disappears)
[21:39] * -Meanwhile the Cyo-Hatu retreats back to the Webway Conduit at maximum speed while the Tenacious recovers her fighters and dropships.
[21:39] *** ^achieved Apotheosis

Terra: We heard you the first time.

[21:39] <Furu> You know Yai for a second there you sounded disturbingly like KITT.
[21:39] * Sungel places his hand on Furu's shoulder.
[21:39] * @Shaldra Darkness takes a deep breath
[21:39] <The Max Bunny> Madame.... madame? Wake up... wake up...
[21:39] <Potamos> (( So Potamos used the Cosmic Juice to heal Usagi, YAY, isn't she a trooper folks? )) Tux: That she is. 
[21:40] *** -Starship Cyo-Hatu has left #suburbansenshi3 ( WE'RE THROUGH!)
[21:40] <Furu> Sungel-sensei? Glad you could make it!
[21:40] <@Yaijinden> Hee.
[21:40] <@Shaldra Darkness> X-chan... I hope you're okay right now
[21:40] *** Usagi ssmiles and sends out a soft wave that envolops everything, the brightness rising to full on bliding white Tux: We’re blind.

Terra: The audience is now blind.

[21:40] * Guu punches a hole in the universe and jumps outside.
[21:40] * The Max Bunny shakes Chaos.
[21:40] * True Blue takes Potamos-chan's hand; "yeah, and you succeeded wonderfully"
[21:40] <Potamos> ♡ Sayonara...Usagi-chan. Mitai na. ♡
[21:40] <@Shinji Ikari> Crisises!
[21:40] <Sungel> This is i--
[21:40] * @Dr_Xadium is standing beside Shal in the white haze, hugging her
[21:40] * SaiyaJedi feels his tail regrow, cell by cell
[21:40] * -Starship Tenacious engages her ether-drive and makes a short-range warp-skip to the wormhole.
[21:40] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Pretty!
[21:40] * @Shaldra Darkness turns and hugs X-chan
[21:40] *** you are all in a white void, somehow still able to see yourselves, your timelines

Tux: Your past, your future… it all.

[21:40] <Potamos> Come on, Blue-chan...let's go...
[21:40] * Furu feels his body, mind, and soul rearrange in subtle ways
[21:40] *** -Starship Tenacious has left #suburbansenshi3 (*We're away...I'm glad I could help all of you make a difference.*)
[21:40] * @Dr_Xadium hugs back lovingly
[21:41] <Amazon Xanthippe> Princess?
[21:41] *** from here... you can go anywhere.... be anything... Tux: Where would you go Terra?

Terra: I don’t know.

[21:41] * SaiyaJedi can see the very strands of fate lined up before him... myriad strands that can be pulled by the Force
[21:41] * DekaBlue SWAT is now known as Adam Kanal 
[21:41] <Michael Dembeck> pretty....
[21:41] * Suu feels something and the translation pendant disappears
[21:41] <Furu> Wow! This is awesome in a very strange, This Is Your Life sort of way.
[21:41] <@Shinji Ikari> I almost forgot how it felt...
[21:41] * Adam Kanal 's pocket starts ringing.
[21:41] *** Usagi's voice whispers "I'm leaving now.... I leace you this last gift of my love... use it welll"

Tux: Goodbye, Usagi-chan.

Terra: We wish you well.

[21:41] <True Blue> right ::smiles, takes out the Mirror and takes himself, Potamos-chan and Suu home (??)::
[21:41] <Amazon Xanthippe> Before we forget everything, princess... I just wanted to say...
[21:41] <-Sailor Nishanu> Wow...
[21:41] * - Water vapor seems to be rising out of Potamos
[21:41] <Adam Kanal> Eh? Keitai...
[21:41] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Hmm?
[21:41] * SaiyaJedi sees where he has been, and where he is headed... has the ability to make anything possible
[21:41] * The Max Bunny looks at Chaos.... for a weird reason, it brough tears to his eyes.
[21:41] <Amazon Xanthippe> Princess... I love you.
[21:42] * SaiyaJedi chooses his fate and smiles
[21:42] * Adam Kanal pulls out... an Accelular?
[21:42] <Potamos> ♡ Sayonara...Usagi-chan. Mitai na. ♡
[21:42] ★ ★ ★ The Max Bunny sends 1000 healing to Chaos - Mana level: 999999998000 MP ★ ★ ★
[21:42] *** from the crisis nexus you can step out anywhere you want, or remain in limbo as is your desire  Tux: The choice… is yours.

[21:42] <@Shaldra Darkness> Thank you... Usagi-san...
[21:42] <@Shinji Ikari> This Is Your Life... and man it's been one hell of journey.
[21:42] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> A.... ara...
[21:42] <Adam Kanal> Eh? What's this thing?
[21:42] *** Suu has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Hey, I can understand you guys now...oh, and what's this thing in my pocket? A school schedule? Cool.")
[21:42] <-Sailor Nishanu> Thank you, Usagi-sama...
[21:42] <Furu> Oh god I hope no one is looking at my timeline.
[21:42] *** Serena and Neo Queen Serenity emerge into the nexus, less than they were, the part of them that is Kami now departed  Tux: Who is your god now?

[21:42] * DekaYellow SWAT is now known as HARD_rain4
[21:42] <@Shinji Ikari> Too late, Furu.
[21:43] <Lt. David O`Cain: Moon> Thanks, Usagi.
[21:43] <Furu> Damnit.
[21:43] *** Potamos has left #suburbansenshi3 (I feel like I've lost a part of myself that's been clinging onto me for some time...mitai na.)
[21:43] *** the crisis fills the entirety of the multiverse  NQS: Even here, I could feel it.

Terra: We have felt it.

Tux: As has Mary.

[21:43] * True Blue doesn't desire to change anything, he's happy being with Potamos-chan, and knows his Brothers always have his back. Although he wonders if there's other versions of him and the gang that are still out there that they haven't met yet.
[21:43] <Chibi Martina> Furu. You pervert.
[21:43] *** for one brief moment, everything reduced down to one heartbeat pulse.  Tux: Thump-thump.

[21:43] <HARD_rain4> Ooo, the whole sleeping with your brother part's still in there, Furu-chan.
[21:43] * Michael Dembeck feels the final memories....of Setsuna, Yamato, Motoko, drift from his mind Tux: Goodbye, futurespawn.

Terra: And that changes Mary…

[21:43] * Amazon Xanthippe embraces her princess gently.
[21:43] * -Sailor Nishanu is now known as Kanrei Fuyuzora
[21:43] <The Max Bunny> Madame...
[21:43] * Lt. David O`Cain: Moon deactivates the Moon Upgrade and is back to his regular armor colors
[21:43] *** then... the bubble POPPED and we return to Ten'Aino house with no deia that anything happened  Tux: And so, it ends…

[21:44] <Furu> I figures the last line of the old universe would be someone calling me a pervert. I take multiple hits for the team from a big evil thing and I still can't catch a break.
[21:44] *** The universe... has reset Terra: Press reset to continue.

[21:44] * Lt. David O`Cain: Moon is now known as Lt. David O`Cain 
[21:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> Oh WTF
[21:44] *** and you all helped make it happen 

Tux: Thank you, all of you.

[21:44] <Adam Kanal> What do you MEAN I'm a liason officer?!

Tux: Fratz.

[21:44] * Michael Dembeck also watches as the shadow of the G-brace fades from his wrist

Terra: And there goes GaoWolf.

[21:44] <Amazon Xanthippe> Huh? What was that?
[21:44] <@Yaijinden> Except for me!
[21:44] <SaiyaJedi> Man, I need a pizza. Instant ramen just doesn't cut it.
[21:44] <@Yaijinden> Well yeah.
[21:44] * @Shinji Ikari is away: is GONE. Commercial Break over IC maybe vanishes to return.
[21:44] <HARD_rain4> Don't yell at me, yell at Boss.
[21:44] * // KuNZiT3 // is now known as // KuNZiT3 // 
[21:44] * -Kanrei Fuyuzora doesn't want to change anything, she's happy as she is: just a visitor of Earth.
[21:44] <Amazon Xanthippe> Damn! I'm gonna go and score with some hot chicks!
[21:44] <Suu> Ack! Nee-chan, can you help me with my homework?
[21:45] * Michael Dembeck and feels his true powers, wipe away the past variants

Tux: True Powers activate.

[21:45] * The Max Bunny remains with Chaos in the void.... still unsure of himself. He continues to heal Chaos.
[21:45] <// KuNZiT3 //> I AM NOT GAY.
[21:45] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> Xanthippe, you're so funny!
[21:45] * Furu looks down at a bag of chips in his hand, wonders where it came from, shrugs, and starts munching.
[21:45] <Potamos> Sure, Suu-chan...
[21:45] <@Shaldra Darkness> Gawd I have one hell of a headache...
[21:45] <Mizunomics01> My Gaydar proves you are.

Tux: Hi, Ami.

[21:45] *** True Blue has left #suburbansenshi3 
[21:45] <@Yaijinden> He isn't?!
[21:45] ★ ★ ★ The Max Bunny sends 100000 healing to Chaos - Mana level: 999999898000 MP ★ ★ ★ 
[21:45] * True Blue is back
[21:45] <@Yaijinden> beep boooo
[21:45] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]king bulls[BLEEP]t there's such a thing as Gaydar
[21:45] <Potamos> Blue-chan, maybe you can teach me how to use Materia when we're done, mitai na.
[21:45] <Michael Dembeck> whats, going on
[21:45] <Adam Kanal> Ooo, what's it say about me, Ami?
[21:45] <Chibi Martina> Cut it out, Max.
[21:45] <SaiyaJedi> Hey everybody.
[21:45] <Furu> Mizuno-san why would ANY ONE need a gaydar?
[21:45] <Mizunomics01> Adam-san my Gaydar wants to punch you in the testicles.

Terra: Must have been off the scale.

[21:45] <SaiyaJedi> Who's up for pizza?

Tux: Pizza!

[21:46] <Adam Kanal> Am I just that gay?
[21:46] * Lt. David O`Cain feels he doesn't want to change what he is
[21:46] <Furu> Especially here. We have Adam for that!
[21:46] <Adam Kanal> Awesome!
[21:46] * Amazon Xanthippe sees Haruka. "Well, hello there, beautiful..."
[21:46] * SaiyaJedi does a quick wave in front of Kunzite's face
[21:46] <Furu> Oh YES pizza yum delicious ORDER IT
[21:46] <@Yaijinden> It's not a matter of NEEDING gaydar...
[21:46] <Adam Kanal> I want cheese!
[21:46] * // KuNZiT3 // steps back from the Saiyajin
[21:46] * Potamos has an empty bottle in her hand...she remembers winning it at the Budokai, but doesn't remember how it got emptied...then a brief flash of Usagi's smiling face comes into mind, and she understands...

Tux: Yes, you understand, now.

[21:46] <@Shaldra Darkness> Hey X-chan, wanna go out for dinner? I feel like I just went ten rounds with a troll.
[21:46] <True Blue> sure thing Potamos-chan; shall we head back to the house? (ss2)
[21:46] <@Yaijinden> It's a matter of being able to go PING and nod knowingly.
[21:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Of course, my love :D
[21:46] <HARD_rain4> Pineapple! ^_^
[21:46] <SaiyaJedi> Kunzite here just volunteered to pay for pizza, for everybody
[21:46] *** Scarlet has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:46] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Scarlet
[21:46] <Furu> I'm still trying to get Hikaru-sensei to teach me a pizza-generating spell.
[21:46] * Mizunomics01 pokes Yaijinde-san with a needle
[21:47] <Potamos> Sure thing...
[21:47] <// KuNZiT3 //> I don't have MONEY
[21:47] *** MoMoNoKaZe has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:47] <@spiritflame> Irasshai MoMoNoKaZe
[21:47] <@Yaijinden> Ow f[BLEEP]k!
[21:47] <Scarlet> Suu, how's your homework coming?
[21:47] <@Yaijinden> Stop that!
[21:47] * Lt. David O`Cain is now known as David O`Cain
[21:47] <MoMoNoKaZe> Furu-bear, I've got an audition!
[21:47] * // KuNZiT3 // beats someone up and takes their money
[21:47] <Furu> That's great, Houka-hime!
[21:47] *** @Shaldra Darkness has left #suburbansenshi3 (God, what would I do without you, X-chan :D)
[21:47] * Mizunomics01 will analyze this blood later
[21:47] <-H.S Adrianna> (( If anyone cares: Apologies for leaving so quickly; I had chores to take care of. >_< ))
[21:47] *** True Blue has left #suburbansenshi3 (to #ss2 with Potamos-chan)
[21:47] * @Dr_Xadium is away: I don't ever want to find out, love :D
[21:47] * Scarlet thinks fondly of Dyne...
[21:47] * Solarchos has already made his choice and is...elsewhere, in a place that cannot be changed or altered. For good reason - to keep those imprisoned inside from ever escaping. While he chose not to change with the Crisis, other event have chosen to change him, regardless. But...that is a story for another time. Tux: So, Solar will change as well.

[21:48] *** Potamos has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Blue-chan, I have a lot to learn from you, mitai na...")
[21:48] <MoMoNoKaZe> Ooo, where's Momo-chan, I wanna know if I get the part!
[21:48] <Furu> Tch. Those two bailing this early in the night? Bet there's gonna be more there than dinner.
[21:48] <Michael Dembeck> hmm,I wonder if Elda-chan is off from work yet

Tux: Go for it, Mike.

[21:48] <Furu> Isn't that, ya know, cheating?
[21:48] <MoMoNoKaZe> No~
[21:48] <@Yaijinden> Crazy females want my BLOOD.

Terra: To analyze.

[21:48] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Okay people you can take this back to #ss2 now!
[21:48] *** Suu has left #suburbansenshi3 ("I can't wait for school Monday...")
[21:48] <Amazon Princess Fledermaus> ♫ Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see... ♫ Tux: Indeed, there was. 
[21:48] * MoMoNoKaZe kisses her fianc・/FONT>
[21:48] <-> ♦ A Blizzag spell pegs Furu
[21:48] <@Yaijinden> Anyway.
[21:48] *** Amazon Princess Fledermaus has quit IRC (Heee~)
[21:48] *** David O`Cain has left #suburbansenshi3 (To #ss2.)
[21:49] * Furu kisses his lovely princess back
[21:49] <Adam Kanal> Make me! :ﾞ
[21:49] <-> ♦ *Blizzaga
[21:49] * @Diamond Dice Darkness waves in the directs of #ss2~
[21:49] *** Michael Dembeck has left #suburbansenshi3 (~)
[21:49] *** Furu has left #suburbansenshi3 (Grrk)
[21:49] *** Adam Kanal has left #suburbansenshi3 ( oh, fine.)
[21:49] *** MoMoNoKaZe has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:49] *** HARD_rain4 has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:50] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Don't make me start /kill-ing people!

Tux: No, don’t do that.

[21:50] * -Kanrei Fuyuzora pulls a school scheduale out of her pocket. "This reminds me... I need to find a way to hide these wings, they stick out too much..."
[21:50] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Well.
[21:50] * The Max Bunny still has to tend to Chaos. (A post event scene to occur in #ss3) XD
[21:50] *** SaiyaJedi has left #suburbansenshi3 (Pizza...)
[21:50] *** -Kanrei Fuyuzora has left #suburbansenshi3 (gone)
[21:51] * Suu looks at her schedule, sighing "The new semester is always hard after summer break"
[21:51] <-H.S Adrianna> (( Yo, 3D. Can we talk for a sec? ))
[21:51] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (( PM maybe, I'm multitaskin' ))
[21:52] * Potamos puts the empty bottle in her pocket
[21:52] * @spiritflame sets mode +r to Chaos

Tux: And Chaos joins the Suburban Senshi.

[21:52] <-H.S Adrianna> (( Okay. I wanted to apologise for leaving so quickly. Damned parents telling me to wash up... >_< ))
[21:52] <The Max Bunny> ....... madame....
[21:52] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (( Don't worry about it XD ))
[21:52] <Chaos> .........
[21:53] * Chaos 's eyes open and looks at the person.
[21:55] <Chaos> who.... are...?
[21:55] * -Meanwhile , elsewhere...
[21:55] <The Max Bunny> I remember vous... madame... you are....
[21:56] <The Max Bunny> (( Oh? Is there another event happening soon? XD ))
[21:57] *** Spamassassin Jade has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:57] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Spamassassin Jade
[21:57] <-> (( Go ahead Max. Mine can wait until tomorrow. ))
[21:57] *** Technonaut Alexis has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:57] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Technonaut Alexis
[21:57] <The Max Bunny> (( No seriously, if you booked it, I will get outta here. ))
[21:58] <The Max Bunny> (( Who is this? ))
[21:58] <-H.S Adrianna> (( 3D - We still on for tomorrow night? ))
[21:58] <-> (( It's not booked, so you're good to go. have fun! ))
[21:58] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (( Hell ya :D ))
[21:58] * - is now known as Solarchos OOC
[21:58] <Spamassassin Jade> ♦ Max!
[21:58] * Chaos looks at the other two people sternly... with death eyes.
[21:58] * -Solarchos OOC d..^_^..b @ Max and the others.
[21:59] *** -Solarchos OOC has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:59] <-H.S Adrianna> (( That's what I thought. :D ))
[21:59] *** -H.S Adrianna has left #suburbansenshi3 (Anyway, I'm off. Night!)
[22:00] * Chaos and Technonaut Alexis ran to Max's side as more Spamassassin and Technonauts arrive.
[22:00] * -Spamassasin Jade actually.
[22:00] * Spamassassin Jade ran there while Chaos was still on the ground.
[22:01] <Chaos> ..... who... the...
[22:01] * The Max Bunny feels weird... and suddenly.....
[22:01] *** Max's body suddenly glows and changes into a red translucent shell containing raw cosmic stars, energy and planets inside his body.
[22:02] * The Max Bunny is now known as Cosmic Max
[22:02] <Technonaut Alexis> Whoa....
[22:02] *** Roomie Rantsom has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:02] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Roomie Rantsom

Tux: Rival of GTV.

NQS: It’s over… I have made my decision.

Terra: You can tell us after this.

[22:03] * Roomie Rantsom beams to the surface.
[22:03] <Roomie Rantsom> Well, this seems to be an interesting turn of events.
[22:03] * Chaos looks at Max in suprise...
[22:04] <Chaos> ♦ It's... it's you... I haven't seen your weak face in eons.
[22:04] * Roomie Rantsom folds his arms and tilts his head.
[22:05] <Technonaut Alexis> Mr. Rantsom... erm...
[22:05] <Roomie Rantsom> It's okay... they do know each other. Besides, they met before.... a long time ago.

Tux: In a galaxy far, far away.

[22:05] <Technonaut Alexis> What?
[22:06] <Roomie Rantsom> It took me a very, very, long time to figure this out. But... I wondered why, within my visions while being hooked up to Max, why I saw visions of Death. It was because of her.
[22:06] * Spamassassin Jade looks at Chaos.
[22:07] <Spamassassin Jade> Balance... then... if back them, way back then, before any of us, she was Chaos.
[22:07] <Technonaut Alexis> Then... that means... Max is... Max is...
[22:09] <Roomie Rantsom> Max was never a murderer. At least not in the sense of society today. He was trying to restore order. So, you can consider him to be an avatar of Order. Proabably one of the first, if not the first.

Tux: Ah, makes sense.

[22:09] * Chaos continued looking at Max in suprise.
[22:09] * Cosmic Max continued looking at Chaos in suprise.
[22:10] * Chaos tries to blast Max.
[22:10] * Cosmic Max takes the blast and doesn't seem to flinch.
[22:10] <Technonaut Alexis> So, Mr. Rantsom. We found Max.
[22:10] <Roomie Rantsom> Yes we did.
[22:11] <Cosmic Max> Madame, I remember vous... you were zee cloud zhat was causing zee unpeace.
[22:11] <Chaos> - and you were the infernal idiot that was trying to make peace. Feh... -
[22:12] <Spamassassin Jade> - Ugh... I can't believe that ultimately that Yaijinden's advice actually was useful for Max. - Tux: Yeah, to leave for space. How odd.. 
[22:12] <Technonaut Alexis> Far be it to me, f[BLEEP]k, the odds. XD
[22:13] * Cosmic Max heals Chaos and restores some of her energy.
[22:13] * Chaos stands up, her body still remains in a gaseous state. She is held by Max.
[22:14] <Cosmic Max> Why did you attack Usagi-chan time three? Why did vous bring zee whole Crisis onto zee Suburban Senshi universe?
[22:14] <Chaos> ♦ I hate Sailor Moon!
[22:14] <Spamassassin Jade> ....
[22:14] <Technonaut Alexis> ....
[22:14] <Cosmic Max> ......
[22:14] * Roomie Rantsom sweatdrops and chuckles.
[22:16] <Technonaut Alexis> So let me get this straight, because of hating one person, she caused this WHOLE f[BLEEP]kING UNIVERSE to go haywire?!
[22:16] <Chaos> ......
[22:16] <Chaos> - I REALLY hate Sailor Moon. -
[22:16] * Roomie Rantsom smirked.
[22:17] <Roomie Rantsom> Well Usagi IS an avatar of Order. Though, perhaps not as closely related as she is to Max.

NQS: I know I am an avatar of Order.

[22:18] * Chaos growls as her power begins to return to her....
[22:18] * Cosmic Max gives Chaos a back massage.... or at least tries to, though somehow, on the fly converting her gas molecules to solids then back to gas.
[22:18] <Chaos> - .............. -
[22:18] * Chaos relaxes...
[22:19] <Roomie Rantsom> And Max, what's this new form you have?
[22:19] <Cosmic Max> I zhink zhis is my true form... but...
[22:20] * Cosmic Max is now known as The Max Bunny
[22:20] <The Max Bunny> I don't want to use Zhat power.

Tux: With great power there must also come great responsibility.

[22:20] <Chaos> You're not that powerful. You're a weakling...

Tux: He is not weak.

[22:21] <Technonaut Alexis> Erm... I don't think you've seen him for a while...
[22:21] * Chaos sees the rabbit ears.... she fires lasers at her eyes, as they reminded her of Usagi.

Terra: She really does hate Usagi.

[22:21] * The Max Bunny 's Ears don't suffer any damage.
[22:21] <Chaos> - What? You should have died from that! -
[22:22] <Technonaut Alexis> Like I said, Max has... improved. Heh.
[22:22] <Roomie Rantsom> Ms. Chaos... ahem let me introduce myself. My name is Roomie Rantsom. I am a very good friend of Max here...
[22:23] <Chaos> - DO YOU LIKE SAILOR MOON? -
[22:23] <Roomie Rantsom> Erm... no. That show has been cancelled long ago.

Tux: Boo. Hiss.

[22:23] <Chaos> - ....... -
[22:25] <Roomie Rantsom> I have to say, one person's hate having such an affect on our universe... you singlehandely take down a person like Usagi in three different forms and take over a Legendary Sailor Senshi using her power as yours.

Terra: Galaxia.

Tux: Not easy to do, but she did it.

[22:25] * Spamassassin Jade looks at Roomie, puzzled.
[22:26] <Roomie Rantsom> It is a shame that the majority of people work for good, thereby overwhelming you...
[22:26] * Chaos hisses at Roomie violently as her red eyes glowed.
[22:27] <Roomie Rantsom> Easy, easy... I mean, you even had other Sailor Senshi, other Time Lords and other heros tremble at your feet while successfully delegating tasks to other people bringing in tons of results.
[22:27] <Roomie Rantsom> You are quite the natural.
[22:27] * Roomie Rantsom turns to Jade.
[22:28] <Roomie Rantsom> ♦ Jade - Your strong will and beliefs continue to inspire even the weakest of fighters to perform at their best, especially women.
[22:29] * Roomie Rantsom turns to Alexis.
[22:30] <Roomie Rantsom> ♦ Alexis - Your intelligence along with your inner insticts brings great saviness to your decisions. You have a nack of getting out of situations.
[22:30] * Spamassassin Jade is getting very nervous "No.. he does this before he fires someone."

Tux: He’s like the Donald.

[22:30] * Technonaut Alexis wonders why Mr. Rantsom is speaking like this.
[22:31] * Roomie Rantsom turns to Max.
[22:32] <Roomie Rantsom> ♦ Max - Since we met we've been through a lot and your unwavering kidness to people of all forms is amazing. You are truely a gentle giant. And a real friend, now and forever.
[22:32] * The Max Bunny blushes.
[22:32] <The Max Bunny> ♡ Awww... Roomie... j'aime tu... ^___^. ♡
[22:33] <Roomie Rantsom> - Chaos - You almost destroyed everything many perople cared for and your hate and actions affected us all including others that served you. -
[22:34] <Roomie Rantsom> So Chaos.....
[22:34] * Roomie Rantsom looks at the gaseous entity.
[22:34] * Chaos looks back at the foolish and weak human who is seconds away of dying.
[22:34] <Roomie Rantsom> ♦ Chaos..... YOU'RE HIRED!  Tux: Hired? Terra: Tell me I did not hear that. 
[22:35] <Spamassassin Jade> ♦ O___O
[22:35] <Technonaut Alexis> ♦ O___O
[22:35] <The Max Bunny> Q---Q---Quoi?
[22:35] * Chaos eyes the black human with curiosity. "Hired?"
[22:36] * Roomie Rantsom holds out his hand.
[22:37] * Chaos with intrigue took out her gaseous hand and held Rantsom's and shook it.
[22:37] * Spamassassin Jade was in disbelief.
[22:37] *** BG MUSIC: The Season Finale Apprentice Theme.
[22:37] * Roomie Rantsom shakes her hand.
[22:38] <The Max Bunny> ^___^;;;; Yippee!
[22:38] <Technonaut Alexis> So... erm... Mr. Rantsom... where will she stay and she's kinda a gas right now.
[22:38] <Roomie Rantsom> Oh I know where she can be a Roomate... right Jade?
[22:39] * Spamassassin Jade 's eyebrow twitches as she bumps Alexis with her now G-powah!
[22:39] <Technonaut Alexis> - Gah watch where you bump those!!! Cow! >__< -
[22:40] <Spamassassin Jade> ..... Roomie you.... gah..... >___<
[22:40] *** Spamassassin Jade has left #suburbansenshi3 (I knew having a 2 bedroom suite paid for by my boss was a bad idea.)
[22:40] *** Technonaut Alexis has left #suburbansenshi3 (Okay... he has a plan right.)
[22:41] <Roomie Rantsom> Come, I will show you around.
[22:41] *** Roomie Rantsom has left #suburbansenshi3 (Excellent.)
[22:41] <The Max Bunny> Madame.... we 'ave a lot to catch up on eh?
[22:41] * The Max Bunny is now known as Max Omega
[22:42] <Chaos> - ........ come. Let us talk.... -
[22:42] *** Chaos has left #suburbansenshi3
[22:42] <Max Omega> Sigh... I can't believe she waz here zee whole time. My first love... no? I remember it all now.
[22:43] *** Max Omega has left #suburbansenshi3 (But.... rei.bot-chan? What about her? >___<) Tux: We will find out.

We closed the device, and waited. It was all up to the Queen now…

Epilogue

Neo Queen Serenity stood up, smiling. What she had seen, the Crisis, the Battle, Chaos… it was all too much, but she had made her decision. She turned to Tux and Terra.

“Tux, Terra,” The Queen remarked, “there is so much I can learn from these people, and there is still much I wish to learn. With the Universe safe, with the Miracle Romance safe, I need to learn more.”

She paused.

“Even though Pluto is no longer a Senshi,” she continued, “she may keep her job, if she wants it.”

“I will stay,” Setsuna responded.

“As for you two,” Serenity stated, “let me say this. Had they failed, had Serena or the Queen died, I would have had to make a tough decision. Thankfully, I do not have to make that decision. If they had failed,

You would have been banished from that dimension.”

We caught our breath, shocked. We would have never seen what would happen to those changed. We would have to stay here. That was a price that we would not pay. We knew the job was dangerous when we took it, but we didn’t know how dangerous it would be.

“I need to know what happens to Crystal Tokyo, the Time Gate, your friends, and the Suburban Senshi,

Now that the Crisis has passed,” Serenity remarked, “and I cannot think of two better representatives to go back there and tell we what will happen. Go back, go and watch, go and interact. Go, with my blessings.”

Terra cried.

I smiled.

“I will be fine,” Setsuna commented, “as long as I have a place in the Court. Even though I am not a Senshi, even though my powers are gone, I still wish to assist the Queen in any way I can. Go back to your friends, go and live your life.”

“Thank you,” I told the Queen.

“Thank you,” Terra told Setsuna.

We decided to return the next day, back to the Suburban Senshi, and also decided to not reveal the pasts of any of those affected by the Crisis. But, should they ask, we will tell.

The Chamber of Time and Space glowed. A robed figure appeared.

“Are Tux and Terra here?” the figure asked.

“I am Tux,” I responded.

“I am Terra,” Terra responded.

“Now that you know would could have happened, are you glad your friends won?” the figure queried. The figure’s voice was female.

“We are,” Tux responded, “We are very glad. We thank them all, from the bottom of our heart.”

“What will you do now?” the figure questioned.

“We do what we have always done,” Terra responded, “watch, talk, and tell Serenity what we have seen.”

“Do you know that had they had failed, I would have stepped in to defend you? Do you know that had they failed, you still would have been allowed to go back?” the figure mused.

“But going back to a world where Chaos controls Crystal Tokyo would have been worse than the future we now face, however unknown it may be,” I stated.

The figure nodded.

“Are you going?” the figure asked.

“As soon as we know who you are,” I stated.

The figure smiled.

“I am Questia of Inquirus, guardian of knowledge,” the figure responded, “and yes, I do know Demitria.”

“How did you know we were going to ask that?” I inquired.

“Do you know that there are many things that you do not know yet? Things that you will tell the Queen?”

Questia remarked.

“I know,” I responded.

The figure turned, and entered the Chamber, and left, saying, “Go, and may you tell the Queen the things you want to.”

It was a moment that hung in time, a moment that could have gone in many ways. But, now that the Crisis was over, we had a job to do.

“Let’s go,” I told Terra, “let us see what the future holds.”

“The undiscovered country,” Terra responded. “Let us see where this country leads.”

The Queen smiled, as we opened the portal, back to the dimension of the Suburban Senshi, and reentered

The world…

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What would I have decided, had I the chance to choose?

I would change nothing… I have all I need.

I have a wife, a daughter, and I have my powers.

I have a future to look forward to and to tell my Queen.

And for that, I am grateful.

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What would I have decided, had I the chance to choose?

I would change nothing… I have all I need.

I have a husband, a daughter, and I have my powers.

I have a future to look forward to and to tell my Queen.

And for that, I am grateful.

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That Sunday, August 27, 2006, we returned.

We wondered if it was safe, which it was.

We wondered what would change, and most of it we knew.

We wondered what could have been, but decided not to think of it.

Truly, the Suburban Senshi is full of many heroes.

For those that have fought and saved the world, and the Miracle Romance, I, Tuxedo Rainbow and my wife,

Sailor Terra, salute you.

The world has ended, but the world has begun again.

This is not the end…

This is not the beginning of the end…

This is the end of the beginning.

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[09:13] *** TuxRainbow has joined #suburbansenshi2

<TuxRainbow> Is it over? Is it safe to come back now?

<David O’Cain> Hey, Tux. Yes, it’s over. And welcome back.

Let the insanity continue…
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