A Change of Pace

A Change of Pace
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Author’s note: The following has been approved by Dr. Xadium.
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Date: January 1st, 2005
Time: 12:30 AM

Half an hour after new years, and there he was, gone through 10 bottles of champagne. Lucky for the homunculi, he could go through a few cases of vodka before things kicked in. The thing was, he had already gone through that case earlier, and now…well, things were a little blurry. Deciding to stop, Envy dropped his bottle, and groaned, “Meeeh….”
Meanwhile, Haruka, as usual, was happily hopped up on her beer, her vision slightly impaired, as any alcohol did, but then again, she was almost always in a perpetual state of drunk, as that was how it usually was, so this was normal for her. Just…not tonight…
Envy, in his rare state of being what most people consider ‘tipsy’, stumbled toward the nearest couch, which happened to have the very tomboyish, very drunk, yet very sexy Tenou Haruka sitting on it. It was a shame she only swung the way he wasn’t. Oh well. He had forgotten that his hair had been so long, and it just happened to sway as he walked, even though he was a bit clumsy that night. He slumped into the chair, and looked at Haruka, “Yo.”
“Whoa what a hot chick,” Haruka thought aloud, not even realizing it, and the next thing she knew, the flirting began. “Hey, baby,” Haruka said in a similar tone to Butthead.
Envy would’ve prolly been freaked out, but the alcohol began to completely throw his senses off, and he was at the point of forgetting what the hell was going on, and he ended up playing along, “You single?” He asked silkily.
“Yeah, baby, all the way,” Haruka replied, and Envy seemed to laugh, his voice like satin, “That’s hot,” He said in a tone similar to that of the very skanky ‘Paris Hilton.’
Meanwhile, those around them had noticed. Moonstar-a girl pregnant with Haruka’s child-had glared at her, though Haruka didn’t even bother to notice. Matsumi, or Sailor Quinox, had jumped between the two, a giggling fit, but had promptly been pushed aside. Envy threw his arms around Haruka, giggling silkily again, “Wanna make out?”
Within moments Haruka had glomped Envy, “Ur prety hot…UR a gay... ciool! sew m i..” And so the two started making out, and the time lady Sakura couldn’t help but laugh, as people began to watch. But Jedite hadn’t been amused by this, and had wanted to ruin it.
And here, is where we pause.
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Meioh Setsuna, realizing as she looked back at this moment while heading back to the time when Mamorou was 6, and smirked. While traveling, why not…change history a little. Just for her amusement.
And so, she put her power to work.
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“That’s a…” Jedite stopped dead in his tracks, knocked out by the BAK. Setsuna had a dark look in her eyes, yet the two making out never even noticed.
“Anyone who stops them faces my wrath, understand?” Setsuna looked around the room darkly, grabbing a tarp, and throwing it over the two. The silence told her that it was a yes, and she left as soon as she came. Time passed, though, and everyone-forcibly-moved on, Sakura laughing to herself silently. Curiosity of what would happen had almost gripped her strongly, so she carried on with the party.
“Hey, mmrf,,, where's you get that... hmmrm it looks so real…”
“…The internet.”
“neat…”
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Saturday, January 15, 3:12 PM
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Tenou Haruka dropped the stick, mouth wide open, “Oh…SHIT…”
The color on it, in fact, matched her lover’s hair shade, and while that was nice, it meant only one thing for Haruka.
…Nine months of hell were on the way.