Jedite's Future
True Blue
E-Mail: rflood@medaille.edu
AIM: Shi Shi Hakodan
“Speech”
‘Thought or reading’
Jedite The Hippie
Suburban Senshi Era
Jedite was idly torturing a small rodent in his lair while contemplating the events of the recent excursion into the 31st century. He, as well as Tomoe the younger, the spore and the white moon cat had ventured into the future by way of his 1:1 ratio time machine (a modified cryogenic pod) to depose that annoying moon brat become queen. After arriving they had met Jedite’s future self. But the galling thing was he had somehow become some sort of neo-hippie!
‘Me, the great Jedite, subjugator of the weak, a hippie!? Who the hell would ever take a hippie of all people seriously?’
Suddenly a thought hit him.
“Of course… no one would take a hippie seriously...”
He began to ponder this further.
‘A hippie wouldn’t be taken seriously at all. A hippie would be ignored and dismissed as a non-threat. A hippie could plot and partake in subversion and never be discovered.’
“And then when the opportunity presented itself, the charade could be thrown off, the true nature revealed, the destruction of the foolish and complacent defenders would soon follow, and I could rise to my rightful position as Maximum Leader of all reality…”
Jedite nodded to himself. It was such sheer genius! His future self’s demeanor made perfect sense now.
“Absolute genius, it makes perfect sense that a great evil mind such as mine would devise such an ingenious ploy.”
In the present in public he would vehemently deny that such a thing was possible. His future self, when they met would obviously remember the plan and keep up the farce even in front of his past self to maintain the illusion and perception of being a hippie and not a ‘threat’ to those accursed senshi.
Just then a small rip in space time opened on the ground near Jedite and out rolled a crumpled paper before it sealed up again. Jedite picked up the wad of paper and opened it to reveal a note.
‘To my 21st Century self,
By this time you have devised/discovered
what will be one of our greatest weapons
against the senshi. Destroy this note after
reading it.
Yourself, Jedite of the 31st Century’
Jedite smirked knowing that this plan was assured of success now. He re-crumpled the paper and channeled Dark Ki into his palm instantly immolating the scrap of paper. He headed off to the den where the sounds of his housemate’s activities and conversations could be heard to partake in one of his favorite pastimes.
“Heh, time to go raise some hell for Ten’ou.”