The Last Goodbye
The Last GoodbyeJedite’s Story Omake
By Jon Brinkerhoff aka “Kryten 2X4B 523P” (kd7jkm@DEATHTOSPAMyahoo.com) Oct 26th, 2005
Naoko Takeuchi is hereby thanked for her involuntary contribution to this fanfic. Dr. Xadium is thanked for creating and nurturing Suburban Senshi into what it is today.
[11:13] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi [11:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So that’s when I hit him over the head with a beer bottle [11:14] <FireFly_9> It’s always amazing how you’ve managed to stay out of jail Haruka-poppa [11:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> well, what was I supposed to do? the guy had been f[BLEEP]king hitting on me for the past hour and wouldn’t take a damn hint! [11:15] *** // J_Daito //
[Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi [11:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, Jed! [11:16] <// J_Daito // > Shove it Ten’ou. [11:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dude, what the f[BLEEP]k? [11:17] <// J_Daito //> I’m pissed off Ten’ou that’s what the f[BLEEP]k! [11:17] <FireFly_9> I’ll probably regret this, but what’s wrong Jedite? [11:18] <// J_Daito //> I was walking down the street draining the energy from random people for fun... [11:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sounds normal [11:18] <FireFly_9> Normal? [11:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> for Jed [11:19] <// J_Daito //> May I continue cross dresser no senshi? [11:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...... [11:19] <// J_Daito //> I passed by this woman and when I tried to drain her, she ended up draining me [11:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So, what did you do? [11:21] <// J_Daito //> Nothing. She was gone when I turned around, not to mention she was clearly quite powerful. [11:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought you were a badass Dark General [11:22] <// J_Daito //> I am. I also have a strong survival instinct [11:23] <GERMATOID> YOU SHOULD DRINK MORE TASTY COFFEE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! [11:23] <FireFly_9> How long have you been lurking papa? [11:24] <GERMATOID> I’M ALWAYS LURKING! [11:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> what about when you’re playing twister? [11:25] <GERMATOID> I MULTITASK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! [11:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> s[BLEEP]t! >< [11:27] * // J_Daito // feels a familiar presence [11:28] *** Scarlet Bixby has joined #suburbansenshi [11:28] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Scarlet Bixby [11:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who the hell? [11:29] <GERMATOID> ONE OF MY NEW LAB ASSISTANTS! I INVITED HER TO PLAY TWISTER! [11:29] * Firefly_9 facepalms [11:29] * Scarlet Bixby bows to everyone. [11:30] <Scarlet Bixby> I understand you’re all students of Tomoe-hakase. [11:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dude! that was almost ten f[BLEEP]king years ago! [11:30] <FireFly_9> I’m his daughter! [11:31] <Scarlet Bixby> Nani? Is this true Tomoe-hakase? [11:31] <GERMATOID> IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED MY MIND! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! [11:32] <Scarlet Bixby> ...what about you J_Daito-san? [11:32] * // J_Daito // is away [11:32] <Scarlet Bixby> Oh, dear. Did I say something wrong? [11:33] <FireFly_9> He’s just having a bad day [11:36] * // J_Daito // is back [11:36] <// J_Daito //> I knew it… You’re that redhead who drained me today! [11:37] <Scarlet Bixby> Ara... what are you talking about? I don’t recall having met you before. [11:37] <// J_Daito //> I wasn’t prepared before, this time you’re going down! [11:37] * // J_Daito // fires a ki bolt at Scarlet [11:38] * Scarlet Bixby cringes [11:38] * The ki bolt strikes its target leaving her unharmed [11:39] <// J_Daito //> What the hell? [11:39] * // J_Daito // fires two more ki bolts [11:39] * Scarlet Bixby is struck and is momentarily shrouded in a haze of purple ki [11:40] * Scarlet Bixby is now known as Queen Beryl [11:40] <FireFly_9> O_o;; [11:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O_O [11:40] <GERMATOID> ^____^ [11:41] <FireFly_9> Papa! Did you know about this? [11:41] <GERMATOID> NO, BUT IT’S A WONDERFUL SURPRISE!!! ^____^ [11:42] <Queen Beryl> Ah, the feeling of Dark Kingdom energy! So long it has been. So now, which of my minions survived and revived me? [11:43] * // J_Daito // glares. “I survived.” [11:43] <Queen Beryl> Jadeite?! [11:43] <// J_Daito //> It’s JEDITE!! [11:44] <Queen Beryl> You’re supposed to be frozen! [11:44] <// J_Daito //> Seems your “Eternal sleep” wasn’t quite eternal enough [11:45] <Queen Beryl> You know, I had always planned to revive you... Once I perfected my mind control technique. [11:45] <// J_Daito //> How quaint. I always wanted to be a slave [11:50] <Queen Beryl> You may still get the opportunity! [11:50] * Queen Beryl fires a beam of ice at Jedite [11:50] * // J_Daito // smirks [11:51] * // J_Daito // blocks it with his hand [11:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude! [11:51] <// J_Daito //> I’ve grown too powerful for that trick Beryl! [11:52] <Queen Beryl> So it would seem. Your power has grown considerably. [11:52] <// J_Daito //> Your point? [11:53] <Queen Beryl> We would make a powerful force if we allied. [11:53] <// J_Daito //> Why should I want to ally with you? [11:54] <Queen Beryl> You were always my second choice. [11:54] <// J_Daito //> What? [11:54] <Queen Beryl> If I couldn’t have had Endymion... You were my second choice. [11:55] * // J_Daito // fumes [11:55] <Queen Beryl> Now that I know Endymion is a worthless weakling, I’d much rather have someone powerful... Like you. [11:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ROFL Beryl loves Jed! XD [11:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is away: Laughing too f[BLEEP]king hard [11:56] * // J_Daito // explodes with rage [11:57] <// J_Daito //> What ever made you think I was interested in you! [11:57] <// J_Daito //> You’re about to find out just how powerful I am! [11:57] <Queen Beryl> If that’s how you feel, then so be it! [11:58] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Call me when it’s over. ><) [11:58] * Queen Beryl fires a ki blast at Jedite [11:59] * // J_Daito // just lets it hit him [11:59] <// J_Daito //> Pathetic. [11:59] * // J_Daito // counters with a particularly weak ki bolt [12:00] * Queen Beryl tries to block but takes a fair beating anyway [12:00] <Queen Beryl> You insolent dog! [12:01] <GERMATOID> DON’T GO DESTROYING MY NEW LAB ASSISTANT NOW, JEDITE!! [12:02] <// J_Daito //> You can have what’s left when I’m done old man. Trust me, it won’t be much. [12:02] <GERMATOID> :< [12:02] * Queen Beryl concentrates, trying to assert her control over Jedite [12:03] * // J_Daito // begins to twitch violently [12:03] <// J_Daito //> Get out of my head woman! [12:03] * // J_Daito // unwillingly fires a ki bolt [12:04] * The ki bolt circles the room, alternately heading for Beryl and Jedite before slamming into the wall. [12:04] * Queen Beryl screams as she loses her control over Jedite [12:05] <// J_Daito //> Is that all you have? [12:05] <Queen Beryl> I... still have a few tricks left. [12:05] * Queen Beryl gestures at Jedite and begins to drain his energy [12:06] <// J_Daito //> What? [12:06] * // J_Daito // begins to feel weak [12:06] <// J_Daito //> This... shouldn’t be happening... [12:06] <Queen Beryl> I gave you your power, I can take it away! [12:07] * Queen Beryl laughs manically [12:08] <// J_Daito //> You... haven’t... won... yet. [12:08] * // J_Daito // powers up to USSJ2 [12:09] * Queen Beryl is blown backwards by the energy feedback [12:09] <Queen Beryl> This power didn’t come from me... [12:09] * // J_Daito // hovers in front of Beryl [12:10] <// J_Daito //> I went to the end of the universe to acquire this power. It is mine and mine alone! [12:10] <// J_Daito //> Now you shall experience it. [12:11] * // J_Daito // uses the Vader grip to lift Beryl off the floor [12:11] * Queen Beryl struggles for breath [12:12] <// J_Daito //> Now you shall suffer for the indignities you forced upon me. [12:12] * // J_Daito // envelops Beryl with energy [12:13] * Queen Beryl twitches violently, unable to scream [12:13] <// J_Daito //> Now you shall die. [12:14] * // J_Daito // causes the energy field to shrink, crushing Beryl to the size of a baseball before she explodes [12:15] *** Queen Beryl has quit IRC (Dead) [12:15] * // J_Daito // powers down [12:17] <// J_Daito //> That was invigorating [12:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is back [12:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude... Who’s gonna clean up this s[BLEEP]t? [12:21] <// J_Daito //> Someone else [12:22] *** // J_Daito
// [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I feel like
draining more innocent people) [12:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the hell? [12:25] <GERMATOID> SO I CAN REFINE MY BERYL CLONES. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [12:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> >< [12:26] *** Disconnected |